tl;dr for forgeigners: Australian politicians """dont know""" if they're foreign citizens or not. we've delet maybe 6 of them so far.
Gabriel Price
they are fucking dumb cunt's
Dylan Wilson
We're all gonna make it
Jace Butler
Being British isn’t exactly foreign is it. You are literally a British colony. Are you all fucking stupid?
Dominic Hall
I boughta two bags of candy to give to kids who come trick or treating. Halloween is a pom and yank holiday but I appreciate anyone who trusts society enough to let their kids receive food from strangers.
Juan Perez
All our politicians are having a bout of autism because some of them were dual citizens. Then the High Court said they can't be members of parliament so they got BTFO
Jack Campbell
Yeah I got some at the door but I doubt anyone will knock since my car is getting fixed and my housemate is at work
Noah Martinez
yeah nah maybe a hundred years ago. british citizenship is just proof you have a foot out the door and you're not really invested in making our nation great.
Austin Fisher
>cunt's >'
Justin Lopez
do you want to get glassed cunt?
David Garcia
Here I am, the American, shitting up your thread. Blptptptptpttttttt Barbie, SHRIMP RANGOS HAHA I is number 1ne country, you guys are prisoners of emus. Come home slightly brown man
Joshua Scott
here is a beautiful aussie girl for you
Dominic Murphy
Bloody socialist scum.
Luke Kelly
>MELBOURNE fuck I hate this city
Aiden Peterson
I had to look up that no jogging without a helmet sign just to see and it is. KEK'd
Grayson Morris
move to hobart white man
Levi Morris
melbourne is australias detroit.. from my thread yesterday: >An Apex ganglord stole $200,000 in jewellery and designer watches before blowing the proceeds on sex workers, cocaine and luxury hotel rooms. >Gang kingpin Mahmoud Taha, 20, pleaded guilty on Wednesday to the armed robbery of two jewellery stores just 90 minutes apart on July 7, 2016. >Despite having no "legitimate form of income", she said police had discovered through thousands of phone intercepts that Mr Taha "leads a particularly lavish lifestyle, which includes dining at expensive inner-city restaurants, employing the services of high-end escorts, staying in luxury hotels and apartments, purchasing expensive designer brand clothing and using cocaine regularly." >Six days after his bail was last extended in June, Mr Taha had been involved in three commercial burglaries, two car-jackings and "a prolonged period of dangerous driving", she said. >When Mr Taha found out on July 10 that police were monitoring him, he targeted two cars containing undercover police, driving directly at one of them "before exiting his vehicle and causing damage to the covert vehicle," the detective said. >He was sentenced to a community corrections order in July, which he also breached by failing to attend a number of appointments. >Taha also pleaded guilty on Wednesday to being involved in robbing a courier, at gunpoint, of a backpack containing $236,000 outside Broadmeadows Plaza on May 2 last year.
>community corrections order
Jack Richardson
>they are fucking dumb cunt's
I bet more than half knew full fuckin well
Alexander Smith
>just to see and it is just to see and it is real*
Wyatt Parker
yeah but they are still fucking dumb, they would of known it's not allowed but are so used to getting away with whatever the fuck they want
Julian Williams
english exam tomorrow boys gonna wing it and watch Evil Dead all night
Dylan Green
crikey mate
Noah Howard
Lie/lay, who/whom are the innermost riddles of English. Probably
Angel Hernandez
I wonder how much extra the hookers charge him for being a nigger?
Xavier Carter
Fuck Halloween these colours are faggotry.
Thomas Peterson
you spookt mate?
Camden King
Look at all those faggots on reddit and whirlpool, good english, but they use it just to show what massive faggots they are.
Having good english is primarily used these days to show how eager you are to suck Jew cock.
Elijah Hall
fuck I hate whirlpool bunch of fucking poofs
Joshua Gutierrez
Yeah it's creepy, it's thrown me off a bit. I hate purple. It's the colour leftist skanks like.
Colton Williams
what the fuck does a "community corrections order" entail and why should I work for money when africans can pull this shit
str8 As all year from just pulling my dick, curriculum is P O Z Z E D >one semester on womyn and toxic masculinity >one semester on racism even got warned for my use of "nigger"
Elijah Myers
opened the cuck shed link and inside it was another link that had this
Aaron Phillips
it means that you're allowed out into the community, but you might have a curfew or a few other things.
Kayden Walker
>Then the High Court said they can't be members of parliament The constitution has said as much forever.
It's a conflict of interest even if it's UK or NZ citizenship
Henry Turner
Bloody hell. Education needs to be severely changed. A lot of people should just leave in year 10 and go to tafe and do practical stuff.
Evan Cruz
yeah I know but once the High Court told Barnaby and the lot, nah fuck off. It made all the others fucking panic because they probably are doing something else that is sketchy
Hudson Martin
The most depressing part of the whole thing is that the two most honest cunts in the whole ordeal are Greens
Kevin Rodriguez
purge these traitors reeeeeee
but as usual, I see nobody shining the spotlight on Labor
Joseph Smith
ABC likes to spruik property now. It's not as cucked but you can't win.
Henry King
labor is nothing more than the cockroach version of the three midgets in a trenchcoat. it's just that some of the cockroaches are bigger than others.
Kayden Ortiz
I want to brainwash Walled Aly into blowing up parliament house while it's in session. Taking out two birds with one stone
Benjamin Taylor
Strewth m8s don't be dags, spunky sheilas, i'd give ya a root fair dinkum grab a tinnie Ned Kelly
I'm blending in
John Scott
>You are literally a British colony. But we bath
Carson Hernandez
go drink a fosters you pommy poof
Parker Harris
>When you are waiting for your appointment in the job agency and it is mostly young white guys
Hmmm..
Easton Edwards
>fosters
Nice try real aussies drink VB
i'm blending in and i'm exceedingly good at it
Connor Adams
Just want to let you know that Vegemite Blend 17 is a load of shit. It taste the same as normal Vegemite. I did side by side comparisons
Isaiah Ortiz
yeah except for your fucked up yellow teeth and inbread face
Jackson Bell
You could've just read the ingredients list.
Cooper Morris
Lads will the PNGDF kill the boatniggers who won't leave Manus
Kayden Campbell
>inbread
Crikey ya stinking lebbo do ya even speak english
Dominic Baker
>I see nobody shining the spotlight on Labor As usual, you have selected hearing.
Did you miss the whole question time when the coalition set themselves up questions that would attack Bill Shorten for being a dual citizen and then he produced his citizenship appers right there and then in parliament?
Noah Wright
They will.
Kayden Evans
based i'll cheer for them in the thugby peegue world cup if they do
Alexander Martinez
Has anyone here ever actually tried ice?
Josiah Foster
Where do you live? I have to walk past one to get to the station every day and its 99% sandniggers and a couple of token abos in there every day
Owen Davis
have any of you been to the outback? What's it like out there?
Ethan King
I am doing pretty good for someone that never went to school and was raised by wild kangaroos
Jason Myers
Ponzi scheme economy is so fucking great, I love having this 2 inch chinese cock in my mouth
Mason Gonzalez
>RICED >I >C >E >D
Cooper Martin
The High Court has ruled that Britain is considered a "foreign power" under the constitution (Sue v Hill). We broke all our ties to the UK in 1986.
t. Lawfag
Matthew Evans
>Did you miss the whole question time when Of course, I spend my days at work to fund that circus
But I meant the party as a whole, not just their current leader. As a Melbournian, his conflict of interest needs no investigation.
Andrew Brown
never been to outback steakhouse so I can't comment
Bentley Jackson
Terrible weather, terrible people.
Think literal flyover states, with disgusting crime-ridden towns full of worse Native Americans.
Xavier Adams
I dunno if you saw their opening match man but they killed France. 50 - 6. In front of what looked liked 80,000 fans in Port Moresby (pretty sure the stadium is only emant to hold 4000 but ohwell)
Charles Long
>>Same-sex marriage: John Oliver tears into Australia over 'truly toxic' postal survey >A Jew born in England shilling out of the United States shits on us for hesitating to let fags marry who does this fuckhead think he is
Nolan Davis
yeesh didn't know it was like that I guess we get a more romantic impression of it here
>Terrible weather, terrible people. how is a 60 something illiterate farmer in a run down house in 40 degree weather worse than the city?
Jonathan Richardson
if looking at the absolute mess of humanity on display in this picture, if this absolutely horrific, disgusting and miserable mess doesn't make you viscerally and unbearably nauseous then you don't belong in this country and you should go to the ocean and swim out as far as you can. you aren't australian unless this image makes you almost retch up your snags.
Jason Edwards
hgagaga a little nigger girl
Nicholas Lewis
Did you have any kids show up for Halloween trick or treating?
Charles Jones
He's the person Waleed Aly jerks off to every night and wishes he could be.
Noah Turner
God has abandoned us.
Jonathan Kelly
None yet, although I saw a large group of children with their parents doing some trick or treating. I'm hoping they'll come here since I've gone through the effort of making up a mixed bowl of lollies.
Sebastian Parker
i ignored the doorbell twice already.
William Rodriguez
Aren't you meant to decorate hour house/postbox in some way so they know you're participating? Halloween is still only just becoming a thing so most kids would probably ignore houses that don't look like they're participating
Blake Parker
yeah mate. Turn your porchlight on, put up some decorations.
By they way, is it true that Aussie suburbs don't have sidewalks?
Jason Campbell
There's a facebook page going on in our town where you can post that you're participating this year and I've done that. I just haven't had time today to go down to Kmart or something to get any decoration, but I'm gonna sitting out the front soon to get ready.
Jaxson Thompson
Some do, some don't. There's no real consistency
Liam Jackson
no, its the same as america, only in rural areas.
John King
Agreed, don't legalize faggotry, it's already been detrimental to US/CA.
Jose Reyes
Priest deserves death.
Woe to the shepherds who are destroying and scattering the sheep of My pasture!" declares the LORD.
Colton Powell
This
Jayden Russell
one cunt turned up with his little shit skin kid, I looked out the peep hole thing and went back to my beer
Jonathan Gonzalez
Maybe he should read the bible sometime.
Logan Wood
Can someone give me a quick rundown on bob katter?
John Murphy
>ACT man dies after being tasered by police They make em soft in the capital
Brandon Green
No Trick or Treater's yet. Had none last year.
Zachary Jenkins
Get in. I need you cunts to expose (((them))).
Joshua Howard
The High Court made a decision in the 80s iirc (constitutional law was a while ago) saying that the law applied to British /Commonwealth citizens just as much as if you're a chonger (which is a bit retarded imho but its what the court said)
So it has been a settled point for nigh on 3 decades, there's no excuse for it to be a thing.
That being said it is a bit retarded how I can't sit in Federal parliament because my mum was born in the UK (even though she came here when she was 5 and has never left since) since that makes me a dual UK citizen, even though I have an Australian passport only and have barely left Queensland, let alone Australia.
But I'd rather have this law and have it enforced this way than not have it at all, because we all know we'd just have endless MP Goldberg for all the Melbourne seats and Zhao Ping Ling for all the sydney seats.
Camden Fisher
I..I want to believe mate
Easton Gutierrez
Had some earlier, told them we don't have anything for them (we actually don't), they were very polite about it
Isaac Phillips
>He's still holding onto the empire fantasy
Sad
Asher Wilson
can't you renounce UK citizenship I dunno how this all works. My family have been here for ages
Samuel Brooks
>That being said it is a bit retarded how I can't sit in Federal parliament because my mum was born in the UK
Yes you can. All you have to do is contact the UK High Commission (prior to nominating to stand for election) and let them know you're renouncing any possible UK citizenship. It's quite simple.
Plenty of people with former UK citizenship have been eligible to sit in parliament. Abbott and Gillard come to mind.
