Tfw no friends to party with on halloween

tfw no friends to party with on halloween

should i just kill myself tonight?

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Look at the last 2 digits to this post.
Notice the repeating sequence?
That right there is evidence that you should kill yourself, bitch ass nigga

first - yes

Kek has other plans for OP it seems

Don't be a cuck.
Party on your own.
Chad don't need no friends.

Has anyone said using 'tfw' is gay? No, don't kill yourself. Improve yourself.

Halloween party are overrated after your mid 20's

Do it OP

Halloween parties are for degenerates and only losers who need validation from other people bitch about not having friends.

No

Yes, so that next year you can go dressed as a spooky skeleton

Bro, kill some commies then yourself

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Go to a strip club. You'll see sexy cats, nurses, and rabbits, and their asses will be hanging out.

>not giving full size chocalate bars to the sexy little lolis
It's like the best holiday. Why would you go out on Halloween when all the cute lolis will come right to your door?

yes

>being sad for not having a dumbass costume part to go to

yeah, do it, kill yourself now

>partying during the week
you have to be 18 to use this board user, i'm gonna have to report you to the authorities and also report your suicideness to the fbi so they can track you down and protect you/shoot you if you resist

>jump scare
got me good, spoopy as fug

holy shit what a retarded post sounds like you're the one who needs to kill himself

Kys Faggot

Halloween Parties? Pirates should be out raping and pilfering. You are destroying our proud traditions.

Dont admit defeat you gimp. Learn to ckde. Work out. Read philosophy. The sum total of human knowledge is at your finger tips. Enrich yourself rather than die.

Should I go to this Halloween party dressed as a cute girl to be fucked?

Blow your brains out on the front lawn.

You'll just be another Halloween decoration.

Maybe some kids will play with the brain matter.

No wait until you're alone on Christmas or your Birthday. Or you end up pregnant with your uncles rape baby.

No you should go out and post "It's Okay To Be White" flyers.

You can come to walmart tonight at 10pm and keep me company.

now this is truly sad

Lol do it on stream faggot

If you kill yourself now you won't have to buy Christmas presents

how so?

No.

>Tfw news that my plant is shutting down next month came out today
>Tfw been too long since last interview
Feels shit.

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wew thats a bad one

I've worked at walmart for the past 13 years and I haven't seen one incident of sharting, thank goodness.

No don't kys.


This guy definitely should though.

No, eat a bag of those haribo sugar-free gummie bears and keep us posted on the terrifying and vile spirits that issue forth from your trouser region.

Have some friendship

I'm spending Halloween alone too.

It's alright because I'm getting a lovely bottle of vodka on Thurs. Yay.

Looks like someone isn't going to a costume part

That's an award-winning Hillary costume.

>mfw no friend
>mfw no halloween anyway (its haraam)

I want to kms too but its haraam as well haha

My wife and son are in serbia with her grandmother.
I am alone for 4 days. Best helloween of my life.

>looking forward to buying an intoxicated
>2 days from now

user, I...

The correct way to enjoy Halloween

>tfw I'm gonna be playing D&D with my best friends from high school
If you ain't a chad, you should have found some beta friends in high school you pleb