Podesta Molesta'

he is frightened...

>massive cybercrime
>single phish off a free .tk domain using bitly (also free)
>1 email

OY OY OY DELET THIS POST NOW YOU ANTISEMITE!

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YA THINK

this dude has zero dignity.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes in*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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Fucking hell! The Russians are years ahead of us!

He is literally shitting.

This is going to be so great.

One of those sealed indictments is his and hes found out and is shitting like a baby all over twitter.

I'm disappointed in your continuing desire to lie and deflect Podesta.

The lord shall forgive you if you take him into your heart and repent.

None of are perfect. Jesus saves.

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Everyone take this time to take a " ya think ya hot shit dontcha " shit on his twitter.

I knew Podesta fell for a phishing e-mail but never expected the bait to be so obvious.

when they start to screech they know the end is near.

>h-hold me twitterbots

You anons think youre hot shit dont chya.

What did they mean by this??

>Get phished like a retard
>OMG I WAS HACKED BY RUSSIAN SUPERHACKERS

the comments are fuggin hilarious
>based twitter users

>the gmail team
he's a fucking retard

>abloo bloo bloo look at me I'm the victim wah wah
Fuck this faggot. I hope he burns in hell for all eternity

>computers henceforth to be referred to as 'complex machinery' on Sup Forums
checkem kek wills it

He should have called in the Operator Barron for his Cyber

#neverforget

someone email him to inform him a nigerian prince recently passed and he's the sole beneficiary of his will, and that his credit card details are needed to deposit the inheritance

>Podesta Molesta
lo', there's a drumpf's cum dripping from your mouth

Oyyyyyy Veyyyyyyy

lol

>old white male trying to play the victim card.
Sad!

>leftists believe putin personally wrote the code and sent the phishing emails himself with snow falling behind his kremlin office window and vodka next to him.
>they probably think Trump was right there next to him and they high fived when Podesta responded with his login information
>the absolute state of democrat delusion

No lobster risotto in prison, pedofaggot.

I can't wait for this guy's time to come.

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SKIPPY WANT DHARHAN MILKERS HUMA

Wtf what an idiot.

The fact that he responded to Drumpf's tweets

to defend himself only fuels the fire of Trump's

narrative.. Your ego will cost us the DNC asshole..

Both Hillary and John have been way too defensive of the pizzagate accusations.

This guy is such a moron.
>falls for phishing scam
>e-mails published to Wikileaks
>doesn't change iTunes password published to Wikileaks
>uses same password for a dozen other things
>cries "muh Russia"

>didn't change his itunes password after the entire world got to see what his common password is.

Seriously? Was his most played song "little girls " by oingo boingo?

>Skippy

Just come out and explain all the wierd food references in your leaked emails.

What would be a more fitting end for the Podesta family?

Dismemberment by mob?
Disorderly hanging by mob?
Orderly hanging by mob?
State penitentiary gen-pop,
or forgotten in solitary.

fugg you mean it was Russians who hacked my Runescape account 13 years ago

this

Hadn't seen that one yet. Nice.

Heh. I wish I had screenshots on hand. People took pictures of his Netflix history. I remember one of the films he watched was, oh the irony, Santa Sangre.

OMFG I RESPONDED TO ONE OF THOSE EMAILS YESTERDAY
ARE RUSSIANS AFTER ME?

#Justice4Madelaine hashtag when?

>falls for phishing scam
to be fair he asked his IT director and was told that the email was real. his IT director said that he made a typo in the email telling podesta that the reset email was real.

>massive cybercrime
>consequences will never be the same

>drumpf stole my emails
>which were totally fake
>so he could lie
>based on the content of said emails
>which i claim he had a hand in stealing
>also which i claim are fake

cool story, skip. I'll have it engraved on your tombstone.

Who's the cheese now, Skipalipadingdong?

YA THINK YA HOT SHIT DONTCHA

That sounds like bullshit. How can you make a minor typo for.

"No that is a phising email, please ignore."

How ambiguous did he leave the message? How retaded do you have to be to reply as an IT director like that?

Forgotten in solitary.
Maybe with children allowed, under supervision, to come in and slice bits of skin off of his pedo satanic balls.

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How did he get that nickname? Skippy.

It doesn't seem like they've been especially defensive of them, but... it does seem like that definitely 'struck'.
Leftism can't handle subversion of its institutions. In some arenas, it IS subversion. In others, it's the victim.
In neither does it have much awareness going for it. When they ARE subversion, they weaponize the lack of it.

The question should be asked: Why is there such a tremendous background of people looking for reasons why the system is paralyzed?
What happened to make the world incomprehensible to people without expensive expertise or expensive assistance?

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>When the phishing email first arrived, Podesta referred it to a number of aides. An aide named Charles Delavan replied, “This is a legitimate email. John needs to change his password immediately.” But according to the Times report, that email was a simple flub — at least according to the aide in question. Delavan says he knew the email was a fraud, based on similar phishing attempts that had been spotted and blocked. He had meant to write “illegitimate email,” and simply mistyped. On that recommendation, the email was opened and the account was compromised, resulting in the publication of Podesta’s archive. Unaffiliated trolls subsequently used information from the emails to compromise Podesta’s iCloud account and remotely wipe his iPhone and iPad.

"This is a legitimate email. John needs to change his password immediately." and "This is an illegitimate email. John needs to change his password immediately." are quite similar.

i don't know, maybe he worded it like that to cover his ass.

Was he arested in the middle of writng 3/3?

>Charles Delavan's gonna get suicided soon

I read some place he typed legitimate instead of illegitimate

Do people actually fall for this shit?

So funny because i am an office 365 admin and get asked about phishing emails frequently. How can you fuck that up that bad to where the user thinks you gave them the go ahead.

You're not Hillary, John. The strategies you write for her aren't going to work for you. No one gives a shit about protecting you, you're not a figurehead.

Fucking inside job by the IT director?

>directed by the russian government

When will this meme die?

Where is 3/3 or does he have 1hr pizza??

God, this shit is fucking dumb.

The Podesta's are a couple of utter cunts but they didn't do this.

Pizza gate is hysteria. Pedo's in high places are a reality but pizzagate is bullshit.

This is too good to be true.

>Seriously? Was his most played song "little girls " by oingo boingo?

Nope, In the End by Linkin Park

One can only hope.

Once is coincidence

Twice is a shill

Now I'm trying to figure out if this is pasta

Really?

>get an email telling you to change your password
>follows the link
The people who have been running our country for decades, ladies and gentlemen

i fell for this scam once. a russian used my steam account to cheat in counter strike and i had to email steam support to recover my account

That guy kept playing that song.

Really make you think.

Where is 3/3?

PLEASE MAKE THIS TREND
Stories like hers break my heart

he probably just used cheat engine to edit how many plays itunes is showing, and didnt really spend his entire life listening to that sing.

I dunno man, I mean we've got turbo autists everywhere. Never underestimate autism.

only an hour for pizza
>no more

Do you think the Podesta brothers are in danger of "wet works"-slipping in the tub after an accidental overdose during shooting themselves in the back of the head? That is what (THEY) may have done to possible informants. ?? Maybe Mueller needs to put them in WitSec. Soooon.

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I always wonder, who described their faces to the police?

>Orderly hanging by mob?

Podesta was on a 'road trip' when it happened. Then after that guy "killed himself" he re-appeared

DEMOC
RAT

Give me that template user. I lost it weeks ago do to a crash

that would be hilarious tho

Sure thing, Ivan. We all know it took a room full of your best hackers to figure out "password1"
**all lowercase

LMAO just tweeted that to the bitch

>leftists believe putin personally wrote the code and sent the phishing emails himself with snow falling behind his kremlin office window and vodka next to him.
>they probably think Trump was right there next to him and they high fived when Podesta responded with his login information

Probably looked something like this

not such hot shit now

Using my Twitter to spam this fag

We are getting closer Podesta. You better make plans now. Justice isn't swift but it comes eventually.

Lmao. Reminder a single of trump tweets resulted in this meltdown

No it was Putin himself!

THINK YA HOT SHIT DONCHA