Why do americans celebrate halloween?

Why do americans celebrate halloween?

for fun?

candy

because they're fat, cultureless brainlets

to remember a better time before blacks ruined halloweedn

why does anyone do anything?

Why do leafs act like fags all the time?

Capitalism
If you're not propheting off this holiday then you need to seriously rethink your life.

Halloween is a fantastic holiday.

Normal answer: Because it’s an excuse to have fun and let kids be kids.

Sup Forums answer: Huuur duur fat Amerishits no kulture!!1! XD

The fat and brainlet parts are true, but celebrating Halloween would be the opposite of cultureless

We have better one in spring its has jews and gypsies and shiet

this.

I wish we had halloween and prom's.

Shit sounds fun.

Why do Canadians still breathe?

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We basically reduced a pagan holiday where a bunch of potato niggers threw some of their food crops into a fire as a sacrifice to the dead to a heavily commercialized crapfeast owned by the candy industry.

Halloween is a a scam created by the jews to sell shitty toxic ""candies"" to parents so they can spread it to all the idiot children dumb enough to eat them. It's the jews plan to slowly kill off all americans and its disgusting that NOONE is paying attention!

This

And it's amazing

this.

To scare children and poison candy?

Why not? It's fun.

Thicc or treat motherfucker

the kids have fun, sorry that you were molested by uncle Justin for your entire childhood.
this is the only real question in this thread

Says the German cuck that lets mudslimes rape and indoctrinate his people. Who is the culture less brainlet again?

Because they want a holiday in octomber

American culture is kicking the shit out of retarded countries in world wars and inventing the internet. Fuck off.

>because they're fat, cultureless brainlets

said the turk/rus rape baby

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So we can hide razor blades inside of brownies, hand out cyanide apples, that sort of thing.