Me, with my ultra limited knowledge over politics and how unions even work, would think it would be a neat idea. To remind, the scandinavian countries are: Norway, Sweden, Denmark and sometimes also including Finland, Iceland, Faroe Islands and Åland islands. For the sake of simplicity, lets say Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Findland and Iceland.
The reason I think it would be cool is that the countries could boost trades. With the norwegian cheese slicers, the swedish IKEA's and the danish Lego's, this could be very interesting. Don't forget norways oil!
I would like to know your toughts on this. (Research a little so that we all know what we are talking about.)
Matthew Hall
>liking IKEA Honestly just kill yourself right now. Endit all baby
Ryder Gray
I'd neck myself before i let myself live in the same place as swedes
Wyatt Sanchez
Reveal your flag uniontard
Mason Morales
Do I just press geographic location?
Ian Gonzalez
Nordic Union- Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Finland, Iceland Western Union- UK, Ireland, France, Belgium Central Union- Poland, Germany, Austria, Switzerland Mediterranean Union- Spain, Portugal, Italy, Greece Slavic Union- Too many shitty fake countries to list, so the USSR would be good
Jack Baker
oh ok. But we got a finland and a danish and me. Wheres the swedish?
John Jones
Sucking Jamals dick probably. Why would you want to include the damn swedes in a union, Norgebro?
Brandon Martin
Why would a Norwegian of all the peoples in the north propose something like this? You are far wealthier than the rest of us.
Levi Jackson
Did not know you guys hated each other so much
Camden Martin
Me neither, I tought we laid back all the war shit of our past. Also great insight!
Chase Cooper
>Wheres the swedish? Here. Well, until we've fixed our shitskin problem we could not enter a union with our brothers with a clear conscience. Once we have purged this land, then we can start discussing such things.
And then we'll take back Finland. I'm off to the gym, good night fellas. Happy halloween
Xavier Walker
We love eachother, but we just all hates the swedes. Finland hates Sweden for them enslaving them for a few hundred years. Norwegians hate them for enslaving them a few years. Denmark hates them because we have always hated them. It is in our blood. Denmark and Sweden hold the world record for most wars fought between two countries,
Matthew Nguyen
Norway, Sweden and Iceland are all rightful danish clay
Nolan Edwards
Danes and finns are cool i guess and so are the non-cucked swedes, but why in the fuckety fuck would Based Norway want to join some shitty union? we are rich and have the most redpilled government of western europe. kys globalists
Caleb Moore
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Henry Cruz
oh ok I think netherlands got that but idk I live under a political rock rn
Bentley Adams
I take it you are new here OP, aren't ya?
Oliver Jenkins
Never knew that, I guess you guys are more interesting than I thought.
Eli Parker
Agreed no fucking way Denmark is going down with the swedes
Zachary Robinson
I admit such.
Justin Ortiz
Also Schleswig Holstein
Cooper Sanders
Actually, If we could BTFO all mudslimes in all countries and all leftists and all the (((swedish jewmafia))) i actually wouldnt mind too much.
Hudson Collins
Alright, no need to put "OP" as your name, we can all see you are the OP by your ID. Welcome to the board though, watch out for shills and canadians
Ethan Sullivan
Aren't canadians nice? Ah, fuck it. Better enter with a bang, right?
Gain is only accomplished trough pain.
Ayden Miller
you take us back, with what? more like our military takes sweden over
Ayden Howard
Yeah being new is pretty frowned upon here. Or rather, acting like someone new is. The best thing would be to lurk a bit and pick up on some of the lingo and memes. Canadians have a tendency to be shitposters here, but not the fun or good kind, they're just annoying and try to get people riled up. Everyone loves australians though, they are the best shitposters.
Grayson Young
Yeah sure why not. Scandinavian Union, build a wall around it all. Larp as vikings all day.
Connor Davis
w...whe....where are baltics? we wuz vikangz n sheit
Cooper Taylor
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Brody Powell
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Ayden King
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Brandon Brooks
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Levi Brown
i have better idea. scandibois can have their union, but we take balts and finnmark
Ryder Perez
No. We are similar, but not the same.
Jaxon Thomas
I think it would be good so long as each nation remained highly autonomous. Unions are good in terms of Geopolitics
Evan Sullivan
Lurk moar before posting
Levi Brown
Fuck no, unions are shit. Also fuck Sw*des, they are our eternal enemy and it will stay that way until the heat death of the universe.
Anthony Wilson
Rational notion for Norwegian interest would be their lack of industry and long term plan being based on oil fund. Fund might run out due to bad management... or with good management they could by every industry related thing in Denmark, Finland and Sweden. Both of those give them selfish interest to be involved.
Andrew Flores
>Fuck no, unions are shit. Also fuck Sw*des, they are our eternal enemy and it will stay that way until the heat death of the universe.
Swedes will ruin it for all of us is the most likely outcome of Nordic Union.
Carson Anderson
>The reason I think it would be cool is that the countries could boost trades
explain, wtf do you mean by trades
unions fucking suck
Gavin Jenkins
>Did not know you guys hated each other so much maybe the eu sjw propaganda infected your brain.
the only thing we really have is our culture, once you lose that your literally worthless.
Hunter Hernandez
it means that Rich Norway will have to share their oil monies with Swedes and they will be given low quality rekker and fiskepuding and surstromming in return :]
Isaac Gray
Danes and finns are ok. Fuck Sweden.
The oil fund is a scam and will soon be gone anyways. We are the white niggers of Scandinavia after Sweden. There is nothing here anyways. Country is a shitpile.
Ayden Gray
I always tried to talk my Finnish ex into creating a Greater Finlandia but she always considered invading Sweden and Norway the better idea
Noah Nguyen
For some reason he entire world has this idea that Scandinavians are all lovey-dovey friends and have always been.
Sebastian Cooper
>tfw being called rich >been unemployed for 10 years >hidden unemployment rate in norway is most likely effectively 50%
Caleb Reyes
Yea the current situation in the Norwegian oil industry sucks but don't you worry my friend, in 2022 central european countryes gas deal with Russia ends and many govs already said they won't buy russian gas/oil anymore. 1 of the new sources will be Norwegian oil/gas transported with pipe going through Denmark.
So your country will have shitload of money once again :p
Gavin Harris
Hell no!
Best regards
Norway
Robert Thomas
yeah, i think it has something to do with the fact that they are more susceptible to various types of political propaganda because they have significantly lower iq than us Northern Europeans.
Carter White
Are you fucking 12 years old
Cooper Morris
Autism decreases from West to East (Iceland to Norway to Sweden to Finland). Interesting.
Isaac Anderson
What's up with you faggots and (((unions))). Shove your USSRs, EUs, Intermariums and other shit up your ass.
Chase Rogers
>memeflag >asking this question on pol >(Research a little so that we all know what we are talking about.)
hownew.ru
Oliver Gray
Id love to see a scandi union. We could rival some big countrys if we united.
Xavier Myers
>Literally european superpower
Connor Lewis
What do you lads think about Russians? Were Rurik and his crew really vikangz?
Zachary Jackson
We know the swedish vikings sailed down russian rivers alot to reach the black sea. so i dont see why not
William Cook
You are scary and the reason we joined Nato. To many nukes and bad shit. Sorry.
Jose Jenkins
>The oil fund is a scam and will soon be gone anyways. We are the white niggers of Scandinavia after Sweden. There is nothing here anyways. Country is a shitpile.
Norwegians are nowhere close to Swedes in being niggers or getting more of them to stain nordic countries.
William Reyes
lol the netherlands doesn't have any nukes
Charles Foster
No? What?
Brayden Jones
Why so hostile?
Luis Cox
You are swedish.
Bentley Williams
I'd neck myself before i let myself live in the same place as danes
Anthony Torres
and?
Charles Ramirez
Sweden has historically done some offensive stuff to everyone else, why would you guys even be mad, Because people hold grudges?
Cameron Powell
Leave sweden out please.
Camden Hall
Never forget Kristian Tyrann.
Dominic Flores
Would rather burn the country to the ground than ever enter another union.
99.5% of the voters voted FOR us leaving the union in 1905. How in the fuck any norwegian would stab their ancestors in the back by wanting to enter another union is beyond me. Any union (EU or nordic) is a no-go. Our autonomy is not negotiable.
Julian Foster
kek
Owen Roberts
United Scandinavian Emirates
Jaxson Scott
I used to want that when I was 15. Now I think it would probably make my life worse, don't care if I could get some Norwegian oil money or Swedish gibs. I just don't want the free migration of people.
Aaron Cook
>99.5% of the voters voted FOR us leaving the union in 1905. What about Swedes? I never knew it was that bad for Norway and didn't really know why you broke up.
Mason Young
Shit idea. Kill yourself OP.
Justin Peterson
>I just don't want the free migration of people. We already have that with the nordic passport union.
Alexander Sanchez
They never asked for it, we got dumped on their doorstep by the Danish
Eli Anderson
Yea you can visit countries but you can't move there like it's just moving into another city.
Jordan Myers
>it was a Norwegian all along Silly silly Norge
Ryder Butler
>USSR >good
Tyler Ross
>but you can't move there like it's just moving into another city. actually you can, that's the entire point of the nordic passport union. you can freely move to and work in other nordic countries.
Gabriel Perry
and everytime you got BTFO'D
Jose Torres
pay reparations sw*Doid
Alexander Price
Pay reperations to what? eastern Sweden?
Zachary Collins
Considering how loose the union was (we only shared king and foreign relations), the swedes didnt get to vote. Norwegian and swedish government and citizenship were seperate. Only norwegian men above the age of 25 got to vote, same as in standard elections. Voting age and womens vote were changed after independence, but suffragettes managed to gain 250k signatures for independence which was fucking huge considering that there were only 370k votes cast and that was 85% of men above the age of 25.
In short, being pro-union was, and still is, the most un-norwegian thing ever. Patriotism is luckily not looked down upon here like in large parts of europe, our national day celebration rival the US.
Brody Hughes
The FINN man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.
Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his yellow skin. This yellow skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the freezing climates of the urals, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The yellow skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.
The FINN man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man(sw*Doid dogs)
The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The FINN penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the FINN man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent finnish seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the FINN man impregnates.
In total, the FINN man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.
All this is the reason why the FINN man is the epitome of masculinity.
Jeremiah Ross
Ice
Iceland belongs to Scotland and Ireland. Most of the people there are from Scottish and Irish descent.
Ayden Gray
you conquered skåne and filled it with muslims. good job
Christopher Moore
We love you sweden, we love you so much, that we'd let you colonise is us without resistance, we love you so much tht's try whale meat and act as if we liked it just to make you happy. t. a MAghrebin
Srsly though, the only europeans i trust are swedes
Noah Stewart
I would support a Nordic Confederation on these presuppositions: >100% of non-Nordics would be deported >common military (conscription), currency and economy >no EU and no NATO >English as confederation-level adminstrative language, national languages as admin. language in the states >preservation of our unique cultures and languages declared in the constitution
Some have suggested a Standardized Scandinavian (SS), but I'm not sure how Scandies would feel about it. It would practically eradicate Swedish, Norwegian and Danish, as they would be too similar to SS but less useful than SS.
Juan Allen
This is something that could remotely work as a society between the proposed countries, a lot of issues to solve and iron out, but still a good starting point, still, probably not in this century.
Nathaniel King
Not to mention the fact that sweden literally genocided scanians and obliterated their culture through a practice they called "swedification"
Juan Collins
Do you have specific issues in mind?
Henry Stewart
why dont you fucking annex denmark already. It's smaller than Crimea
Henry Davis
Crimea: 27.000 km2 Denmark: 42,931 km2 american education :^)
Jose Cruz
Norway and Denmark are R1b dominant, not I1.
Austin Brooks
they tried and got btfo by netherlands
Gabriel Martinez
Same language. Whats the matter?
Grayson Thomas
why don't you unite with venezuela? same language
Ayden Ramirez
Norway and Denmark enter into a union. Sweden unites with the Balts and Finns. The Norway Denmark union can join a union with the U.K. Declare economic war on Germany.