Why does American White Trash love these?

You see cartons of them at gas stations (white trash haven).

Why /pol?

dunno. we got them here as well, but way fewer kinds and I never see anyone buy them. 50cl is way too much anyway (one supermarket chain stopped selling big cans of energy drink)

Awww. Looks like op doesn't have enough money to afford monsters

>/pol?

Anyway, it's just something that people like. I don't drink any soda, but I love me some krokodil.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

What happened to coffee? It's less expensive than monster!

^ this man gets it

way less. especially when you make it yourself. however, energy drinks are fine. I get them at Lidl in Germany for €0,25 / 25cl. It's affordable.

LEAVE MY SIPP ALONE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Isnt that logo 666 in hebraic or somesuch?

Us working folks need high amounts of legal stimulants to get us through long work days. Only plebs drink coffee and only degenerates need nicotine.

Fruity sugar speed; it's for faggots who can't handle coffee because it tastes bad or some shit.

Sure, coffee is fine, but this is the equivalent of getting a cappuccino. It's candy.

*frappucino

Don't know but it's a magnet for white trash

SIP BOIS
NOW AND
FOREVER
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Are you dissing my sips, boy?

Only the zero-sugar ones.

Coffee + Tobacco = Culture

Coffee+ Monster energy drink = ?

Or maybe because you don't have to wait 10 minutes for an energy drink to cool or spend time adding sugar and creme.

Work 12 to 13 hour days here. Sometimes a sugar free zero calorie monster is just what I need.

i don't mind energy drinks sometimes. always without the sugar jew. can someone redpill me on inositol and taurine and all that shit? is it lowering my test?

Monster+weed+Rick&Morty = Culture.

yer ded

I see a someone in my contacts add creme to their coffee?

I delete their number.

Will crack under pressure.

How is it white trash to put gas in your car. Honest question op are you old enough to drive

>waiting for coffee to cool
>Adding cream and sugar.

Found the faggot who can't handle coffee.

...

Oh wow you're so cool because you like bitter bean juice.

Best SIP coming through

>American white trash
In here, 90% of people who buy it are students and it's cheaper than Redbull

>hating on sips

S I P S
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they sell Dr. Pepper in eastern Europe?

Fuck idiot. I just get 500ml of filtered strong coffee and add ice. This shit punches +400mg of caffeine

dp is a gulp not a sip retard

This. I'm a nurse and regularly work 16 hour shifts. A zero sugar monster is a great pick me up halfway through the day.

What's the best taste? I think white is pretty good.

they put artificial sweeteners apart from sugar in it now, in my country.

goodbye sweet jew juice. it was fun while it lasted.

Assault got a great taste, but it's too much. I take white, it's sugar free and refreshing

No. It represents shin. Or fire. Its what tridents are based on.

I buy the calorie free variant instead of coffee if i'm tired at lunch-time because i didn't sleep enough.

>drinking the liquid Jew

Child's play magnum 357 and redlines here

It's an Irish company, isn't it?

>Boo hoo, I need muh sugary Jew and cum to drink caffee.
Grow a pair someday, you faggot.

Sounds unpleasent. I hate iced cofee.

they once sold it here during Yugo times,now it's gone sadly...

Because they worship s*tan

don't know
*sips*
let me think about it for a bit
...
..
*sips*

you need a high IQ to understand this

nu

get 500g of filtered ice
add coffee
not only will it wake you up
but your jaw will get a work out

More like a core Reddit plebian.

cause you are what you drink. ;)

(i'm a dr. btw)

>white trash haven
Great, now how am I gonna put gas in my car without looking like white trash...how do you do it op?

Oh wait...OPs just a fag as usual.

>white trash

Black coffee is gross. I'll drink something that tastes bad if it gets me drunk but staying awake isn't worth burning my tongue and tasting a bar of baking chocolate when I can just have a "soda" that does the same thing.

Dr. Pepper and water is all I drink. I should probably stop drinking the soda though, I like water, but sometimes I want something with flavor.

Sorry you are not down with the S I P B O Y S

>white trash

their slogan is unleash the beast
do you really think this is a secret?
it's advertisement

I'm sticking to the good old Keffeehaus culture. I don't need or want any of that canned piss.

Cultural appropriation REEEE

you niggers can only afford Euroshopper. go away.

You are drinking healthy.

prioritize water though.

Just drink Arabica you nigger, do you even read what kind of beans your coffee has when you make it?

>$1.50 a can if you buy the 10 pack
>160mg caffeine
>tastes exactly the same no matter where you travel

How can coffeefags compete

>he hasn't known the joy that only the first /sip/ of the day can bring
>

Not sure, Monster is fucking disgusting but so is every other energy drink except for Rockstar Fruit Punched.

Marketing - No different than anything else - same reason nogs smoke Newport and grandma uses depends - what a slide thread faggot. Kys kike.

>be fruitarian
>never tired
>sleep on command
get gud