/ptg/ President Trump General - Best Branding in 20 Years Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump will fix it! 10/31/17
youtu.be/2MlK2Ztd32I
>Pres Trump @Tax Reform Industry meet 10/31/17
youtu.be/Dxv123ZOQtA
>SoS T-Rex opening statement from Senate FRC hearing 10/31/17
youtu.be/2Hotws9T4UM
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC meet on Sahel 10/31/17
youtu.be/FEYSdF17Jo8
>CommerceDep - NTIA on Cybersecurity 10/31/17
youtu.be/szFwOrpQ9BM
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 10/31/17
youtu.be/uyx9UisAJnQ
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 10/31/17
youtu.be/b_gpj-cSxHE
>CoS Gen Kelly on Ingraham 10/30/17
youtu.be/f2dvlJa3ekI pt1
youtu.be/-B2lSntWJtE pt2
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania in Halloween @WH 10/30/17
youtu.be/cqgQKath9IQ
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis/SoS T-Rex testify @Senate FRC 10/30/17
youtu.be/RoOiI5vbGbg
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 10/30/17
youtu.be/x8S5tOsVuzw
>VA Video: Flip vets get Congressional Medal of Honor 10/30/17
youtu.be/RDAoowLlnmQ
>WH Video: How Tax Reform benefits small biz 10/30/17
youtu.be/AATMWDO3CAk
>SBA Video: Small Biz Saturday (Linda McMahon) 10/30/17
youtu.be/WWf2y-ad-SY
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis presser in SoKo 10/28/17
youtu.be/I9hXk_Z9Heg
>Pres Trump Weekly Address (special announcement) #39 10/27/17
youtu.be/K_nX02ChJwc
>Pres Trump Trick or Treat w/kids 10/27/17
youtu.be/nW9fWf9Umrs pt2
youtu.be/arbYlGIcjvc pt1

INSPIRATION
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway

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MAGA

ALL NIGGERS MUST DIE

I dislike this general.

Use this first
We will recycle this thread
Use other thread first

bumping

Why is Trump such a liar..?

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Drumpf BTFO

I'm coming drumpf

>most of the people who died in manhattan are argentinians

WHAT THE FUCK BURGERS

*BREATHES IN*

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>He was working in the office late one night,
>When his eyes beheld an eerie sight,
>His intern came undressed,
>And when she laid on his desk...

He did the mash!
>He did the intern mash,
The intern mash!
>Her head got smashed,
He did the mash!
>She died in a flash,
He did the mash!
>He did the intern mash!

>the democratic party is defending neocons
HOW DOES TRUMP DO IT

>(((Schumer))) proposed ending diversity visas
Is (((Schumer))) against diversity?! Fucking racist!!!

>scroll to bottom of page
>change style from special to whatever
do redditors not know how to do this???

Schumer did in fact propose it.

Why didn't Obama use his supermajority between 09 and 11 to solve all these problems? Overconfidence or incompetence? I'm just curious whether Obama supporters feel nauseous when they consider that if Obama could get back just one of those days the things he might have done. But instead he went on talk shows and vacations. Alas!

lol journalists are so fucking smug when journalism is literally a hobby for elementary school aged children.

>reddit

Miss Niggy

George Papadopoulos worked for Hillary Clinton at the State Department AND with Ben Carson in his campaign.

Sounds like he was trying to get anyone that would bite.

why did he write it in the first place?

how do you find all this dumb shit?

>Enemy Combatant brought 23 people later with him through chain immigration.
>Trump has called for killing of terrorist families.
>EC did a terrorist attack.

Boy, 24 people into Gitmo by tomorrow morning.

I love when April "The Sheeboon Midget" chimps out just as we all expect her to.

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Sorry my fellow white man.

>doesn't blame schumer

What a bunch of fucking repulicucks, don't ever work with these fucking jew kike democrats you fucking retards, schumer is a piece of shit

twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/258584864163500033

there have been a lot of people finding out about it for the first time lately

>we'll end diversity visas in exchange for EVEN MORE IMMIGRATION

Can't believe it failed.

>British MOD resigns after journalist tells he touched her knee.

Who the fuck runs Britain if their ministers resign over touching knees

I have a feeling this is going to be a great Thanksgiving—Christmas season thanks to Trump.

Hats when?

Dear God this is going to be fun

>This.... is an apple.

i laughed like an idiot in public due to this, almost drooled protein shake (2 scoops) everywhere on a public bench

two ways to win and no way to lose

HUMAN INTERACTION IS FORBIDDEN

AWOO

dailycaller.com/2017/11/01/george-papadopouloss-fascinating-link-to-the-trump-dossier/

An email sent by George Papadopoulos last year provides the first hard evidence that the former Trump campaign adviser was friends with Sergei Millian, an alleged source for some of the most salacious claims in the infamous Steele dossier.

The Washington Post reported Tuesday night that Papadopoulos sent an email to Trump aide Boris Epshteyn last September seeking to set up a meeting with Millian, who he reportedly described as a friend. Epshteyn told The Post that the meeting did not occur.

Like honestly how does she believe anyone is really pro slavery? Even the most hardcore racist probably thinks it wasnt worth it and wouldnt want it back

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David Gregory might be the biggest hack in the media next to Herr Jeet.

Should finish off this recycled thread first. Go in order of creation time.

I love these.

>shout ridiculous question after the briefing is over
>WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T GET AN ANSWER THEY MUST LOVE SLAVERY

>SLAVERY, SARAH, IS THE WHITE HOUSE OPPOSED TO SLAVERY???

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>David Gregory
I bet he has gay little tea parties with Scarborough and George Will

i dunno lol
What the fuck do they mean "Handling" terror? All they do is sit back and say "it happened, ok now that that's out of the way here's what you should think about it and why durmpf a shit for doing a thing". That's literally all anything on the news is anymore.

BS, This bush 2 practically started the muzzie hate

Thats why you don't put women in positions of power. Theres no pay off as well. Like if a guy touched or did something to a women at work, but she was an asset maybe, but most aren't. They are just pencil pushers. He could have been great, but bcs some hoe decided touching a knee is grounds for firing he doesn't get to implement that.

>Who the fuck runs Britain if their ministers resign over touching knees
I don't want men who resign over allegations of knee touching to be in charge of our armed forces, any man with even a shread of testosterone would have doubled down on such bullshit

WE

>tfw wish Trump WAS a dictator so he could just fucking hang all these subhumans but then realize it's never going to happen and he'll have to try and play by the book for all 8 years

>professional LARPqueer

Awoo Awoo
He did the mash

Slavery, are Democrats opposed to slavery now or then?

;thinking-emoji;

Onigger blew all that time and political capital on Oniggercare.

AWOO

>It's the reason I have to stand here and deal with your monkeyshines, moon-cricket, so yes, I'm against it.
EASY, Sarah!!

He can't because of your constant vilification of him.

>Ask retarded questions
>Think people respect you for it
Retarded nigger monkey.

Remember how after 9/11 nothing happened in response and all GWB did was help first responders? That's totally true.

srry sweetie
youtube.com/watch?v=2ynG7bcH6ss

Leftists claimed that but it was all an act, they were always allied. Good cop, bad cop.

I don't want women who get touched on the knee and want to fire the guy in charge or a part of the dept. The fuck could he do. Women are a protected class.

IT'S HAPPENING!!! IMPEACHMENT INCOMING!

WATCH THIS VIDEO U NIGGERS

BUSH=OBAMA

U GOT JEWED IF U THINK OTHERWISE

>Sup Forums wouldnt be okay with slavery for the qts

Joeposting is ever evolving and getting better and better with each passing day.

They really are a bunch of prissy pants aren't they. It's so easy to imagine them extending their pinkies and cooling their tea in the saucers. Then when they blow each other the bottom smears it on his cheeks with his lips pursed like the fiance in a Dancing Bear video.

Oh shit. That must mean that the current administration loves slavery. Quick, vote Democrat! Hurry!

>DEMOCRATS DO NOT WANT TO DO WHAT IS RIGHT FOR OUR COUNTRY.

Trump going hard at demonrats.

>I don't want women who get touched on the knee and want to fire the guy
she's right wing, she supported leave. she never asked for him to resign (least i don't think) its tory establishment thats making a big fuss of this nonsense to try and implode the party to stop brexit.
>The fuck could he do.
remind me, what did Trump do?
>Women are a protected class.
yeah and waters wet

(((Democrats)))

>Would you like some creeeammm in your tea Joe?
>teehee

why new ones?

what happened to all the others?

If he was worth a damn, or an asset in his own right, people would probably be more willing to defend him and he'd fight to keep his position. He was a spineless cuck and nobody is sad to see him go.

>again

I unironically want to outlaw leftism and anyone who aligns with it thrown in a fucking camp. We cannot have this country prosper with these pieces of shit.

>}147517960
HAHA PIKSHUR OF DRAMB LOOGING EMBARAS :ddd
DIS GED HUM GOOD!!

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Does it say when?

The White House was built by slaves, so you tell me

see?

>WE MUST GET MUCH LESS POLITICALLY CORRECT

Trump on Laura's show Thursday

any1 know where chuck schumer resides?

>Race mixing with a literal slave
user pls

Oh shit. This time for sure.

>Schumer proposed ending it
If he did, it would only be because he wanted to increase immigration elsewhere by 3000%.

I'll save you 5% every year, and it will only cost 10% more...

Hmm.... I wonder why it failed with the GOP

>A path to citizenship for undocumented immigrants already in the United States is contingent on certain border security and visa tracking improvements. The plan provides for permanent residence for undocumented immigrants only after legal immigrants waiting for a current priority date receive their permanent residence status and a different citizenship path for agricultural workers through an agricultural worker program.

and the rest

>Business immigration system reforms, focusing on reducing current visa backlogs and fast tracking permanent residence for U.S. university immigrant graduates with advanced degrees in science, technology, engineering or math also known as the STEM fields.

>An expanded and improved employment verification system for all employers to confirm employee work authorization.

>Improved work visa options for low-skilled workers including an agricultural worker program.

She's going gangbusters. MSNBC is toast.

>The fuck could he do.
not touch her?

>NEW
What happened to the old ones?

She's off to a running start....I really hope she doesn't fuck it up, I like her so far

Drumpf scurrying to Faux for the softball from Laura, sad!

How were her first 2 episodes? I missed them.

YES

good, good guests.