Colombians are hitting the polls on May 2018, it's about time we start memeing for ourguy there. Who's ourguy? His name is Timochenko
>legalize guns
>death penalty for corrupt politicians
>fuck the IMF, UN, EU and US
>drop out of the NPT
>stop being a bitch to the US
>build a wall on Venezuela's border and make them pay for it
Time to kick out that cuck Santos and that yankee bootlicker Uribe both, Timo2018
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An actual legalize guns candidate in latin america? I call bullshit
he used guns his entire life, he's a war veteran
what amine?
best of luck getting that platform forward, our people usually blame the object rather than the one wielding it.
both seem to be from one of the monogataris
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you would be wrong
is this anime redpilled?
its actually the biggest pile of trash i've watched in a while
bump!
seems lewd 2 me
>drop out of NPT
lmao, nuclear Colombia is equal parts hilarious and improbable. But considering how crazy our timeline is I'm not going to deny the possibility
it's to keep (((venezuelans))) in line
never mentioned i didn't masturbate to it
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is she retarded?
yeah. heres the retard in gif format
Colombia, if you keep being good we'll let you become apart of Spain again :)
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Timochenko? He was member of the FARC, the terrorist and rebel group we have been fighting for almost 7 decades, a lot of people will not trust him because of that and the communist ideology of FARC.
He is a filthy commie, and if what you say about him, that he will day fuck off to the USA, our biggest buyer of coffee and other materials then our economy will be affected. I don't know, I think it's too early to trust a FARC member as a president.
to have 40% unemployment? fuck off manolo
found the yankcuck
That flag makes me sick, go fuck off all the way back to Mayan Civilisation you disgusting half bred motherfucker, should've never mixed with you disgusting excuses for humans, be happy that you have some European in you you fucking mongrelised excuses for Iberian blood
>Timochenko
>/ourguy/
>memeflag
Fuck off commie shill.
Ordóñez 2018 - Make Colombia Civilized Again
What do you know? You're a meme country.
And besides FARC did a lot of bad things against the population and farmers, I believe they need to spend a little more time in the civil life before they go full to the politics.
>voting cuckservative ever
>>/t_d/
They'll be in congress whether you like it or ot whtieboy
Stop talking about your shitty excuses for countries and talk about the country that birthed you. Spain. When will you all leave our country? And when will you all become apart of Spain again? These are important questions, not about your corrupt government where you think you have power to decide.
Why the fuck you put race in this? I can't simply trust a group that was forcing people out of their property 2 years ago and now they are all smiles and change, it just seems forced. If they are honest then they can participate, but don't expect the country to forget the atrocities they had committed before.
FARC dindu nuffin, blame the government, learn from alex jones
false flags
become an actual country and stop being a shithole first, then come back to ask this again
> Dat flag, talking about being a real country
Also you aren't a real country, what makes you different from Bolivia or Honduras? Nothing, you all look the same, have the same culture, history, food,language. Fuck off please you aren't worth shit. Go back to Machu Pichu and jump off the cliff
All I want is a country free of taxes, how do we achieve that? I hate paying for poor people's health and education
If you want us to become part of Spain again why do you want us to leave?
And I don't think you would be too helpful if you can't keep your Catalonians in place, so I don't know, I don't see that happening in the future. Maybe some commercial agreements or something, but not being a real part of Spain.
Let me guess, you're not Colombian or have been in Latin America before?
t. steals our money to survive
typical moor behavior
Umm nigger, I want you to leave Spain, but be apart of the Spanish Empire. We did keep Catalonia in check, look at the news. And it's cute you think that we survived off south America.
no more money for poor people if there isn't more poor people
Timochenko did his part, vote him in and let him MCGA at last
You've been ruled by the same shitty elite who falseflag murders its own people to keep based Timo out of power, why not give him a chance?
It's MCG, you've never been great.
why does catalonia need to stay? because manolo is a welfare queen who needs to leech off the system to survive
fuck off and pay for your own shit
So obvious you aren't Spanish, stop being a spic and use your head. Typical burritonigger doesn't know shit about other countries. We should've cut your testicles than mix with you
We won our Independence almost 2 centuries, why would we be back again after all we sacrificed?
If he it's based then why he was a terrorist? Aren't you really defending their actions, do you?
Also, you didn't answered my question.
It's okay to be Colombian
kek, manolo is afraid he can't keep paying up his low-IQd youth who can't find jobs anymore once the cash cow goes its own way
>why he was a terrorist
>believing the government
Seriously, user?
Nothing wrong with being Columbian or South American.
Because I thought you would've realised already that you fucked up. I mean look at south america, you all fucked up. We're fucked right now economically because of the EU stranglehold on Southern Europe but you guys have always been poor, had huge crime and low quality of life. Would've been different if you didn't fuck up with wanting "independence"
Can you prove he wasn't one? And why I should believe a dumb leftist catalonian about our politics and history?
You do realise tons of companies have moved out of Catalonia because they know that independence there is economically a disaster for them. Our Stock Markets have spiked since companies have moved out of Catalonia. Please don't talk about things you know nothing about. Just talk about your pimchichuri or whatever he is
>Can you prove he wasn't one?
Not how justice works user. Can YOU prove you're not a terrorist?
Cuck
>manolo is proud of his economic terrorism
Yet he can't let Catalonia be free and lose his welfare bux
Timichenko is #Goals
How can latins want illegal guns with all the revolutions n shit
>muh communism
These are the same globalist cucks who shilled against Catalonia.
So... everyone wants a wall now, I hope Dominican Republic makes one in the Hatian border too
Economic terrorism? Manolo? Welfare?
I was just being a dick to be a dick but you obviously sound like an autistic retarded. I will pray for you
What the actual fuck is that flag? Please change it wtf, that looks terrible. Even worse than our flag wtf.
>autistic retarded
topkek
speak Mexican to them and tell them they're all gay if they don't vote for him. they hate faggots
>Not wanting a commie as a president makes you a cuck
T.antifa
Of course I can, first of all I had not done terrorist acts or had relations with terrorists groups, and there are no records of me saying my ideological positions or doing any action that can be considered terrorism.
But timochenko had close relationship with FARC and worked in raids and missions of that organization, and besides he is a leader of that group, If that doesn't make him a terrorists then I don't know what can.
Brazil > Spanish South America
>build a wall on Venezuela's border and make them pay for it
what will be his next proposal, a unicorn for every Colombian?
Well, that's exactly what a terrorist would say
wow it's not even a manolo, its a monkey, keke
>voting for a literal commie
Have you learned nothing?
That is 100% Brazilian monkey head soup. Wtf are you spic? Donkey testicles wrapped in a fajita? Fck off. We birthed you, we should've aborted you when we had the chance
Those 8 seconds boiled your brain, uh? Come back when you have a real army and your leaders are not searching for political asylum, excuse of a country. You don't know what you're talking about, you know Venezuela? That happens when communism is in your nation, we don't want it in our houses for obvious reasons.
This is an actual question because I know nothing about Colombian politics, what don't you and what do you like about him?
Kill yourself, you fucking red loving nigger.
Medellin 2.0 when?
Thank you, son
It's a fucking communist, what else do you need?
isnt colombia one of the only latam countries that never collapsed or had a revolution?
Timochenko is a literal ex-terrorist and part of the FARC (fuerzas armadas revolucionarias de Colombia).
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We need a pinochet ASAP or we will truly turn worse than Venezuela. the FARC will have 5 GUARANTEED spots in congress due to a peace treaty signed between the FARC and the Colombian government.
We are fucked manolo, get ready for congolombian refugees if we don't act on this quick
Yeah but every other time wasn't real communism. trust me, he's going to start real communism, if it fails, then it wasn't real communism
We had La Violencia
Can't ask for more than that
Pablo did nothing wrong, fucking uncle sam not letting us legalize cocaine and become a great economic power
Atleast you'll be on the news though. Venezuela of the 2020's. We'll see who's next in South America for 2030.
So now you want to marry your rapist?
Colombians are top cucks.
Didn't you get married to the US?
It's just part of our master plan to recover or lost land, Manolo.
Do you think a lot of people will vote for him? People can't easily forget 7 decades of fighting, violence and losses easily, we are just giving them the chance to participate so they don't chimpout again and go back to the jungle, they need to put a real act if they want to be elected, but I don't expect commies to be able to do that.
He doesn't have the position granted, it's just a sign of good faith from the Colombian government.
But that's not your land, that's ours, Jose.
Venezuela is a poor state too dependant on oil sabotaged by the CIA
6 GOOOORRRRRIIIIILLLLLLIIIIIAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN
Do it faggts.
Let's not forget that communism/socialism is like the death plague here, anyone hears about it and they will flip out
Venezuela being a neighborhood assures that the red will never reign
>never collapsed
LOL
they used to say the same about Bolivar
It's gonna work this time guise :DDD
something tells me this might be different tho. we love 'murica and they cannot afford to lose us to literal commies. This MIGHT just be pinochet 2.0, I hope the americans have someone nice in mind. I love Mi General's bantz, it would suit a people like us very well
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they have seats reserved even if they get 0 votes tho
Ugh jesus, please don't tell me you guys kneel down to America and suck their cocks. No wonder you're piss poor, grow a backbone and tell them to fuck right off back to DC and Israel. Do most Colombians like the US?
Hasta la Victoria Siempre!
So not real communism, amirite?
Go back to the cuckshed shitalonian, only real countries can talk about politics in Sup Forums
But that's what happened, 7 decades of violence since The bogotazo until the peace agreement in La Habana, I'm not exaggerating the longevity of the conflict, it was literally almost 7 decades.
As I said, so they don't chimpout and go back to the jungle, it's just to keep them following the agreement.
Never collapsed in the traditional sense, the government always had the control, even when the Dictator Espinilla rose to power it was because the actual politicians were incompetent so they let Rojas fix some things, when they put their shit together they took him down and started fresh new.
Why did he hate this
>Let's not forget that communism/socialism is like the death plague here, anyone hears about it and they will flip out
>Venezuela being a neighborhood assures that the red will never reign
I hope so, at least the religiontards here will never vote red and they're still a sizeable group. The youth is the important part tho, they've never experienced this and are probably being brainwashed as we speak. make sure you redpill your normie friends, use Axel Kaiser and Pinochet videos
That's pretty based. Unfortunately BR's right wing candidate wants to suck Israeli dick.
>they used to say the same about Bolivar
Bolivar just gave us independence, this is the 21 century. anyways why are you so bent on memeing this commie? sending sicarios/paracos your way desu
They don't like uncle sam too much but we appreciate the society and civilization. colombians are quite ignorant of things tho and no, I'm not refering to the ZOG-owned U.S., I'm talking about the real U.S.A: Guns, freedom, etc. I'm aware of the jew making his way onto the american government, they are fucking us hard with forcing us to keep cocaine illegal. It's a mixed bag overall
Ok I guess,so they're semi-based. I'm not totally against a country legalising drugs if it helps their economy