>Kramer: WELL *slams door* I'm killing the niggers
>*audience laughs*
>Jerry: You're what?
>Kramer: Killing the niggers Jerry!
>*audience laughs*
>Jerry: What are you crazy? You can't kill the niggers Kramer!
>Kramer: JERRY 56% of all murders in the U.S are committed by niggers alone! Not to mention all the welfare they leech off the system at INCREDIBLE rates and best of all think of all the KFC's closing down *tck*
>*audience laughs*
>Jerry: Kramer you can't kill 13% of the population because of the color of their skin, that's genocide.
>Kramer: WHA THEY KILL EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME! Only difference this time they won't be coming back.
>*audience laughs*
>Jerry: Kramer I can't imagine yo-
>Kramer: NOW JERRY listen listen! Are you black?
>Jerry: No but I-
>Kramer: AH AH! There you go! You got nothing to worry about buddy!
>*audience laughs*
Kramer: WELL *slams door* I'm killing the niggers
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Kek, not politics but funny. I miss watching Seinfeld in the 90s.
Golden
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Sup Forums- different people
Noice :^)
Now somebody post the Seinfeld 9/11 episode script
Thanks, OP
Loved this episode
Larry, is that you?
lol
more of these
I will never fully understand why, but Seinfeld is absolute kino.
Cheeky.
Got a few well earned guffaws from me.
nice one opie
GOLD
10/10 comfy read it in their voices ty op
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HAHAHAHAHAH
This post is FULL OF WIN!
This is what Sup Forums actually believes
>Georgie is getting upset!
paul tumor bread really fills my belly
classic
KRAMER NO!
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Seconded
One of my favourite episodes.
Sup Forums needs its own sitcom
Oh fuck yes
KEK WILLS A Sup Forums SITCOM
I know it was a different time and all that but how the hell did they get away with this episode?
Co stanz a
It's called Murdoch Murdoch
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>777
What did Kek mean by this?
Breddy gud
HE HAS SPOKEN
Larry David has lost it. What the fuck are you doing here?
>Murdoch Murdoch
Nah, all their videos got taken down. Non left
Kramer was the only good jew in this jewish comedy played by jewish actors. Sad !
Fuck PC bullshit I miss the 90's
>If slavery is illegal in America then ill take my business to Africa.
That was a good show ... i watched it as 10 year ... feels ...
this desu.
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"Can't even record a hooker reading Mein Kampf properly" has to be one of my favorite lines from them.
Time to get the Seinfeld DVDs out again
>1 post by this ID
Now these are the slide threads I can get behind.
You lying shill, there are videos up and also mirrors. You disrespect the flag you LARP as.
That's because you don't know where to look.
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They're still making new ones on their second channel "Murdoch Murdoch 2 The Reichkening"
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I think he just meant cause their original channel got S H O A ' D.
it was a different time
I don't remember this episode... but it's already my new favorite.
Why is wojackie so cute?
>He's gonna kill all the niggers
>*audience laughs*
>George: Thats it Jerry I can't take it any more! I CANT TAKE IT!
>Jerry: What is it this time George?
>George: Its these damn Queers Jerry! They're running around screaming for equal rights, we already let them marry and have sex with each other how much more "equal" can it get?!
>George: Just the other day I was walking down broad street and there were two of them yelling and screaming outside of city hall!
>Jerry: About what?
>George: They want to use what ever bathroom they feel like, any day, any time any bathroom! Can you believe it?
>George: If I see one of them freaks in the mens room Jerry, why im gunna... IM GUNNA LOSE IT JERRY!
>Jerry: You sure your just not jealous of them George. You know that what they say, the people that hate queers the most a secretly queer themselves
>George: I AM NOT GAY YOU HEAR ME! IM GUNNA DO SOMETHING ABOUT THESE DISGUSTING PERVERTS AND THEN THEY'LL REALLY BE WISHING FOR FREE HEALTHCARE!
>Kramer: *tsk* She's a roastie
>Jerry: A roastie?
>Kramer: Roastie, Jerry! Roastie!
>Jerry: What does that even mean?
>Kramer: See the sandwich? See how the meat is flapping all around like curtains on open window?
>Jerry: Oh no, she's a roastie?
>Kramer: She's a roastie, alright. Like the aftermath of carving christmas turkey with a power drill
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>Kramer: WELL *slams door* I'm killing the niggers
died right off the bat, could totally hear it in his voice too
You should have added OP's *audience laughter*...it really lends a textured nuance.
kek
reminder that seinfeld threads a weak liberal threads masquerading as racists
proof? only jews like seinfeld. checkmate, go home
missed a classic George "AH-HAH!" but otherwise bruddy good
This is great OP.
KeK wills it
lol
Have a (you)
fucking kek
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Lol that is great.
New copypasta
Hey, Vsauce. Michael here.
Skeletons are scary and spooky, but you know what else is? Niggers.
According to the U.S Justice Department, in 2006, 32,443 women of Caucasian origin were raped by men of African origin.
That same year, the number of African American women raped by Caucasian men... was... zero.
In fact, 90% of all interracial crimes in the U.S. are committed by blacks... against whites...
So what if all blacks were to... suddenly... disappear from the U.S.?
Murder would go down 49.7 percent, welfare recipients would go down 40 percent, SAT scores would go up about 100 points, the average IQ would go up 7 points, and AIDS victims would go down a staggering... 67... percent.
Significant changes for race that only makes up 13% of the population.
But what is... "race"?
In biology, races are distinct genetically divergent populations ‘’within the same species’’, with relatively small morphological and genetic... differences.
Populations can be described as ecological races if they arise from adaptation to different local habitats or geographic races when they are geographically isolated.
However, if sufficiently different, two or more races can be identified as... sub... species.
So how long do two races have to be isolated from one another before they're considered separate species?
Earlier this year, Archaeologists found artefacts in a cave on Western Australia’s Barrow Island dating back more than 50,000 years, making it Australia’s earliest known site of human occupation.
In contrast, the domestication of the dog began just 15,000... years... ago.
This distance, some several thousand miles between the mainlands of Australia and Asia also caused another kind of distance.
Genetic... distance.
Genetic distance is a measure of the genetic divergence between species or between populations within a species.
The distance between Eurasians and Africans being even larger than Homo Sapiens and Homo... Erectus.
Well, it kinda makes sense. I mean, can two races with diverging skin tones, eye colors, behavioral patterns, intellectual and athletic capabilities even be considered the same subspecies? Is it even a question? Is it even a question you're... allowed to... ask?
In October 2007, geneticist James Watson, best known as one of the co-discoverers of the structure of DNA, and the familiar double-helix model we all had to learn in High School, was lambasted by the scientific community for a response he gave in an interview regarding the divergence of intellect between geographically isolated populations.
"There is no firm reason to anticipate that the intellectual capacities of peoples geographically separated in their evolution should prove to have evolved identically," James wrote. "Our wanting to reserve equal powers of reason as some universal heritage of humanity will not be enough to make it so".
The response resulted with a suspension of Watson's administrative responsibilities and was forced to... cancel... his book tour. And tragically, in 2014, Mr Watson auctioned his Nobel Prize medal he won in 1962, stating that "no-one really wants to admit I exist".
Harsh. But people tend to react this way to ideas that go against their own personal world view and... cognitive... biases.
Confirmation bias. It's the tendency to search for, interpret, focus on and remember information in a way that confirms one's... own... preconceptions. This effect, stronger for emotionally charged issues, warps your interpretation of data in a way that keeps you from... being... wrong. There is something fundamental in our minds that makes us hesitant to question ideas that we've... already come to a conclusion to.
We all do it. But who could blame us? That's just part of being a member of the human... species.
And as always, around blacks, never relax.
>miss watching Seinfeld in the 90s
>in the 90s
what was it like back then, granpa?
>Tfw Nazi's tell great jokes
fucking perfect
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Terminator genes
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I read that with perfect pitch and cadence without the need for scene cues.
I wish i had more than one upvote.
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>>Kramer: NOW JERRY listen listen! Are you black?
>>Jerry: No but I-
>>Kramer: AH AH! There you go! You got nothing to worry about buddy!
>>*audience laughs*
Fucking kek'd audibly. You got a great ear for dialogue, OP. This is EXACTLY what Kramer/Jerry sounds like.
Seinfeld has to be the only fully jew run show that is actually really good
best bread in weeks
This.
Kek!
Beautiful. Cant stand ya
Top KeK
Setting: JERRY's apartment.
>*JERRY getting cereal from cupboard*
>*GEORGE walks into apartment*
>GEORGE: Ya' know, there's only so much you can take.
>JERRY: Huh?
>GEORGE: There comes a point when even the most tolerant guy loses it.
>JERRY: Loses it? What do you mean? What happened?
>GEORGE: I just got back from the movies.
>JERRY: The movies?
>GEORGE: Yep, the movies. And... people .... the people ... people were talkin'. *GEORGE throws his arms up in the air and exclaims* "Ho boy! Were they talking..."
>JERRY: Talking?
>*A look of realization comes over JERRY's face and he puts the cereal box on the counter*
>JERRY: Oh no.
>GEORGE: Yep.
>JERRY: Not the movies... uptown?
>GEORGE: *Exasperated again, almost cutting JERRY off* THE MOVIES UPTOWN!
>JERRY: So I guess, you finally snapped, huh?
>GEORGE: I finally snapped, JERRY. Finally snapped. It's those filthy goddamn good for nothing...
>GEORGE and JERRY together: NIGGERS!
Is jerry only the echo/narrator of the other characters
You're pretty on point with that script buddy. Are you sure you're not KKKramer himself?
Remember, (((they))) started ruining television in the 1970s by circumventing strong American values in sitcoms
Well, Timmy, put it this way... can you tell me the name of Jerry's black friend?
Now run along, Timmy, there's a new episode of SMILF you recorded.
i imagined that seinfeld bassline playing immediately after reading this. well done
Here's another one from a while back I saved
nice
Kek'd
God damn it you beat me to it
muh sides