Knock knock

>knock knock
You open up the door and you see Herr Führer himself Adolf Hitler standing by, completely alone.
He seems tired, hungry and staring at you in a puzzling manner.
What is your next move?

>get on the floor

Duck and cover, cry in pain as I strike him, offer some tea and cheesecake.

Welcome him for a long discussion about current events over a cognac

Make some coffee for the Führer and give him food and shelter and such

Knock him out and sell him to antifa.....I'd do the same thing if martin luther king showed up but sell him to the KKK.

nothing because I dont speak german

get my copy of mein kampf signed finally.

Greet him in a fitting manner and ask him what the next steps are.

Tell him that he's fucking a hwhite male

Truly nothing is sacred to the eternal libertarian

>proper response for flag

tell him:
>and another socialist cunt hoping for gibsmedat
>bugger off quick, before I chop your niggering hands off

I'd give him a big hug.

REEEE ITS NOT FAIR

IT WAS HERR TURN

You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat all the eggs

Offer him some Oreos and gesture for him to come in.

Be a good person and help him. It's not like it's Stalin.

I think I would too.

Offer him a beer.

can someone please post the OP facebook image of a woman taking a selfie of her beautiful tits

It was in a thread 1 minute ago that got deleted

Ummmm... Is there something I can help you with sir?

Your flag is more jewish than isreal's

Uhh duh be a decent person and invite him in for some BBQ and a pint. Be a good host to my guess in need

I'd give him a sieg heil and offer him sanctuary obviously. Though I would have to warn him that my German is pretty bad.

punch him in the jejunum and scream don't invade Russia

Did he speak English? I'll brew him up a cup of tea and inform him that it was the Anglos, not the Aryans, that are the superior race.

I'll then offer to trade shelter and food for his knowledge of time travel / cryogenics.

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