Did men really masturbate that much in the past?

The (((media))) keep telling us that porn and masturbation are natural and people have been doing them for thousands of years. But is it actually true?
Go back a hundred years and the only porn material was a few adult magazines/comics which would look tepid compared to what children see in music videos today. Go back a thousand years or farther and it's hard to imagine them having any fap material.
How often to you think your average Celtic or viking warrior would have fapped in a year?

Diogenes was the greatest philosopher in all of ancient greece and was a famous masturbator.

Not as much as I do that's for sure

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Yet you post a picture of Diogenes who fapped on public market

people probably didn't have qtips 1000 years ago either

Diogenes also took shits on the public ground in the market

Probably not as much. Having to find a way to put bread on the table on a constant basis kills your sex drive.

Well Greece in particular was very degenerate but anyway my questions was more about the average northern Europeans

considering you had nothing better to do you'd either step your game up or fap

The father of Indian culture

I think you literally just posted the etymology of "malakas".

Most were dead by 35 years old, so considering they were mainly married by 12-14 years old and then becoming ill at 30 - I doubt they had time and energy after ploughing the fields for 16 hours per day.

well they were certainly having more children back then than we do now so I'm sure it was damaging their urge to reproduce

Prostitution was much more common and not considered a taboo in the past. Anti mastyrbation and prostitution hysteria is mainly a puritan/victorian thing.

You know it's possible to fap to your thoughts right? Fap to a girl you want to bang. You don't need some kind of porn. Probably better that way because you will only fap when you are horny enough to use your immagination

>le die by 35 meme

The low life expectancy came from very high infant mortality that skews the statistic. Once you survived beyond infancy you were pretty much okay to live to old age (within reason of course considering the technology of the time).

This. OP is a massive faggot that needs an excuse to get off.

>masturbated all the time>
>lived in a barrel
>disrespected authorities
>edgy

He was literally a proto-neet. Would have been a normal man if he fapped less.

You are half correct. Infant death combined with the young men going off to battle really dropped the average.

God gave you a dick. But don't you fucking dare touch it!

>Caveman Porn
>Spend 100000 hours in cave.exe
>Chisel hot tribe vagean in stone
>Have a 3 minute fap with callused chizel hands
>Turns out chick was 1st cousin
what do?

Cum inside her

This guy woke up this morning and this was the first thought in his mind: did men masturbate more or less in the past?

You need help user.

It's better to just watch tv and never entertain any original thoughts at all. Keeps you away from uncomfortable places.

So this is why we're all technically related...

German warriors likely fapped a lot since they were forbidden to have a woman until full young adulthood

Timezones burger, timezones.

Kek reminds me of high school my mom told me not to date a certain girl becuase she was my "cousin" I'm lole oh shit fug dat. 10 years later I look at family tree to find out my great grandmother and her great grandmother were 1st cousins. Would it even be incest at that point? I'm just curious. I wouldn't fuck her now, she burned the coal and had a le 52% negroid niglet.