I just woke up from a coma, it's been a year and 4 months

i just woke up from a coma, it's been a year and 4 months
and trump is president? HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAGHAHA
IT'S LIKE I'M LIVING IN A DREAM

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If true welcome back. It is a highly entertaining time.

Thank you brother and yes it is true.
If you're at all interested: I was a miner working in Ohio, during an excavation where I had to set up wooden frames a fellow worker had failed to properly tie his hammer to his belt and it struck me while going back up.
Funnily enough the blow didn't knock me out, it was the rebounce that did it (back of head hit a rock)
I actually woke up a week ago.

Welcome back to the best timeline, user. Checked out any /ptg/ threads yet?

If true you missed one of the biggest political porn memes ever. Even news sites were talking about it.

Wake up from coma. One of the first things I do is go to Sup Forums. Top lel

Welcome back

Fake and gay

Welcome back user, hoped you got COMPED sushi at the hospital. Also Antifa is supposed to start the civil war Saturday so I hope you’re well enough to fight and have enough guns

cant stop laughing at this post

Welcome back oldfag. Make sure to catch up on your salt consumption, we're living in a golden age.

Welcome back. Here’s a recap of things that have happened: Less than a week after Trump’s inaugurtion speech, America got it’s first glimpse of a new group of violent protestors, called “Antifa”, or “Anti-Fascist Action”. The political Left really, REALLY hates Trump, but i’m sure you’ll hear about all that on your own. White nationalism, or if you prefer, Racism, has been on a steady rise since you went dark. This is all because of Gamergate. Welcome back.

Oh, and btw, civil war starts on Saturday. Get ready to fight some communists.

Also apparently they have a riot planned for Nov 4

Coal is back

If you're not LARPing user you need to go on YouTube and watch election night reaction clips. Especially from the Young Turks. I still go back and watch it when I'm feeling blue, the salt from it is that rich and pure in content.

Also we may or may not get in a nuclear war with North Korea *shrug*

The media hasn't learned jack shit from anything and are the same.

Also, the NFL is dying after all the handegg niggers decided their best course of action was to support Black lives matter kneel for thr national anthem. They kept doubling down and now stadiums are empty and the NFL is losing billions.

Trumps been pretty good, about on the upper end of how I thought he might govern. The rest of the party and Jeff Sessions are absolute dogshit though.

Think that about sums up the past year.

PS >muh Russia

>Hillary dindu nuffin

What political porn meme?

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Also, there's currently a feminist witchhunt in Hollywood and Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey have already been sacrificed with a bunch of others going down.

Anywhere else we'd be against the feminists, but the cunts are wrecking one of our biggest enemies better than we could ever dream

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I love waking up and remembering that Donald Trump is President.

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If true and not shitpost, coal is making a comeback and yes Trump is the best president we have ever had. You are very alive. What happened is, the Spiritual Realm and the Physical Realm are now mixing. Enabling "Meme Magic" to work (again)So we memed that fucker in office faster than the Deepstate could meme Hillary. You are in the midst of an invasion from leftypol tho.

Welcome back user.

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Go back to sleep.

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TTNHTT

sage

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Honestly if I woke up from a coma I would check Sup Forums as soon as I could.
>when the internet friend simulator from your youth becomes your most trusted source of breaking news.

>antifa
>new
They're literally neo 1920's antifa.

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What was it like being in a coma?

checked. praise.

We have to remember McCain is a piece of shit commie and America hater just as much as obummer. He's a yuge loser. His treachery has negated his military record, which was questionable at best anyways. Yes, I agree with Trump, the troops that don't get captured are more competent.

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You wake up in a world where Donald J. Trump is the mightiest person in the world and you really think you are out of your coma?
We miss you, dad.

Kind of scary if i'm being honest
From 1y and 4m till now, it was nothing.
Soon as my head impacted the rock I was down and out literally until a week ago.
Waking up felt like being a deer caught in the headlights, I was blind for 2 days
also i've read every single post ITT
i love you anons

hahahahaha you mean like this user?
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holy FUCK this is great it feels very "classic"

>inplying you're not larping
You're a little late but just in time. We're having so much fun these days.

here's a quick rundown
>Trump is POTUS
>Hillary and Obama are probably cannibal pedophiles
>NK wants to nuke US
>so is everyone in hollywood
>MSM is throwing shitfits every day
>normies are catching on to redpills every day

Western Europe is now a Islamic caliphate.

Burn the coal pay the toll

Newfags everywhere

Oh yeah, that one is tasty. The tears of rage from John Oliver and Ana Kasparian are delicious.

Ana is so cute when she says SHE'S FUCKING BETTER THAN ME!

Welcome back user, you missed the best election I've witnessed in my life, but there are plenty of compilation videos on youtube. Anyway, best of luck with your recovery. Economy is good, you shouldn't have any trouble finding work again

If not a LARP, best wishes!
ISIS is also driven back into the desert, they only hold some minor towns at this point.
The future is looking All Right

>wakes up in hospital bed
>Whos president?
>Donald Trump
>HAHAHA i gotta go see how bad hes getting roasted on the chans
>wtf!? chans praise him as their meme king
>Obviously an alternate universe... Mandela Effect Confirmed!!

Got proofs?

Trump is a Jewish Zionist pretending to be a savior of the people. He grew up with Jews in New York, his friends are Jewish, his administration is full of Jews, his children are married to Jews, and his grandchildren will be Jewish.

>a year and four months

so you were around during the election. saged

Are you autistic?

He would not have witnessed the results though, or basically any of the general election. At best he would have seen the primary.

Lol i live how casual that sounds, like, we are planning the civil war for this weekend, should be a blast

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True,but why is your movement financed by marxist jews then?

It's been the ride of a lifetime

You're coma put you into the good timeline. Congratulations, you've made it brother.

if only you knew how bad things really are

If true, the world switched timelines a couple times while you were snoozing. Welcome to the best one.

Back to the living user, cheers!

Jews control both sides so they can pit them against each other. Divide & conquer is the name of the game.

he missed HWNDU the greatest tv show evar!

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Welcome in hell... sorry

60m+ refugees for Greater Israel ... Luciferian (((pedofiend))) everywhere, civil war on every corners, Virtual WW3. JFK assassination file released partially false flags everywhere , human andenicromes , xenoestrogene, alphabet psyop, pizza , traps , it's ok to be white , Black live matter, Seth Rich , 9/11 , vegas , etc etc etc welcome back all hands on deck

Why are you ancom then? It's a jewish ideology. Reminder that the third position is not really infiltrated since it has not been yet represented as a party

If true welcome back, you missed some good shit. Do you like my car ? youtube.com/watch?v=b89d1oip7WM

this appears once in a while, i dont believe that many polards are waking from comas

Did OP go back into a coma?

Underrated.