So what's pol's score?

So what's pol's score?

Over 9000

250, but I'm black so I get -2000 points applied for my penis size. Get fucked Storm faggots.

Well I fap to trannies and I hate my life so I guess just that makes me a wizard?

That shits kinda garbage desu.
Especially since Beta or not Beta is usually determined by your social skills.

575

Only 125
100 because dude weed

125
the drug usage killed my score

75 atm

25 easily

shit, didn't see the no job one
+50

wait, so I'm less beta because I drink but I'm more beta because I like drugs? isn't that a contradiction? i can't answer because I'm too beta alpha omega convex theta

I actually enjoy socializing and being among a group of people, but I'd probably be called asocial given my current habits.
+25

Never used an axe. Not that I can recall.
+100

18yo+ no girlfriend (currently).
+100

18yo+ never got drunk
+100

Not working out / no sports. Will be changing in the very near future.
+50

18yo+ still living with parents.
+50

No job. Entrepreneurial activity hasn't given any return that can be called a wage.
+50

Total: 475, Omega. I don't intend to use an axe, and I'll never be getting drunk, but the other stuff will be fixed over the next 12 months. TFW still an omega (100 + 100 = 200).

650, I'm I fucked?

>775
Ascended Wizard. Debating on whether I can break a thousand. It's hard to be rational enough to hate yourself when you're this deep in.

Horrible chart and analysis on what a "beta" is.

Please kill yourself.

sorry, no handicap for being a nigger (unlike real life)

>asocial
>like anime
>don't work out
>18+ live w/ parents
>no job
>18+ no gf
>18+ never drunk
>virgin
650 I think

this.
betas are a real phenomenon but this chart is just random contradictory garbage

damn im not even a virgin and passed 500, im the non virgin wizard

475, I could add an extra 250 for looking at furry/trap porn once in a while but I didnt.

150 because I'm saving up for a house and listen to metal
I also like wholesome anime sue me

So if I delete my kikebook account I can have a 0 score AND not get notices when my wife likes a recipe?
>DONE
I very rarely use it...someone has a bday I post "Happy Birthday!" and log off.

Me neither, though that's only because I'm tall, look above average, and don't say beta shit to women. I have no problems getting laid, even with all the other beta shit.

t. Chad does beta

That's the most retarded thing I've ever seen, OP. Going by your list, every adult is at least a borderline "true beta" for either trying drugs (drug usage/addiction +100), or having never tried them at all (18yo+ never got drunk +100).
Someone needs to make this same meme for roasties.

>having facebook means being beta
I mean fuck facebook but this is just retarded, not having facebook is what social outcasts do, and social outcasts are more likely to be betas

500.
But it is ok. one less spic breeding

alpha enough that there are losers who spend way too much time trying to take me down with some of the wort strategies I've ever seen.

black penis size is just a porn meme.
on average, africa and europe have almost the same penis size.
i work out at a poor mans gym and go there to the shower if i dont have much time ( for work, takes linger to go home and shower). there are alot of black dudes and 95% of them have just an average penis like white guys. so get fucked, the one thing you werre proud of is a life you 50 iq mongrel.

>anime, games, fb
>trap

My wife is hot af and women love me, eat shit.

Eh, wait a sec. I'm a wizard, not an omega (wizard is 250-500, not 500+). I'll be an omega within 12 months.

>sexually intimate with eight women, job, homeowner, active social life, in a band, between relationships
>300

this test isn't balanced

>Asocial
>Playing games
>Never used axe(don't think I've seen any in my country)
>Nihilist/Metalfag
>18yo+ still living with parents
>no job
300

750

pol is a Christian board so remaining a viring until marriage is the norm. what a shit-tier post, sage.

unironically 1000

875 points
I'm still just an apprentice right now

Jesus christ what a pathetic post. Bringing normies to Sup Forums was a mistake.

I know a nihilist metalfag that hates himself uses drugs and has facebook who games but is the least beta person I know cause he fucks chicks and isn't afraid of a fight, this charts pretty shit

>not being a degenerate makes you a beta

SAGE

575, I transcended.

>1000

>never getting drunk
>beta

getting drunk is for degenerates

450
>Asocial
>Gamer
>Never had GF
>Virgin
>Likes Metal

Vidya - 25
Facebook - 25 //What's the deal with this though? Don't tell me you fell for the "cool people don't use facebook" meme
18+ >tfw no gf - 100
Not Working out - 50 //Although I have good reason NOT to do exercise
Metalfag - 50
No job - 50 //I'm a student, I'm not supposed to have a job. Inb4 "hurr all students work you lazy shit", yeah, the ones whose studies are a fucking joke.
Virgin - 250
Hating myself - 250

Total: 800

According to this, I have transcended wizardry and have become a lesser demon.

I embrance my wizardhood

user nearly all anons here are outrageously antisocial, sociophobic even

>asocial
>likes anime
>plays games
>facebook
>no sports
>metalhead nihilist
>20 living with mom
>no job
>drug use
>never had a gf
>trap
>virgin

>Facebook - 25 //What's the deal with this though? Don't tell me you fell for the "cool people don't use facebook" meme
Yeah, my lack of Facebook is something I think would be beta, but I'm not complainin'.

Why would drug use be +100 and then never getting drunk also be +100?

0

Am I Chad?

>if you don't get drunk that means you're a beta

lmao get the fuck out

>facebook makes you beta
>Tom Brady has a facebook

>i didnt REALLY want to be the rich guy with the harem of teenage girls

never was and never will be a christian board

REPORT ALL SLIDE THREADS

Ι am the true wizards

6+ year veteran of /r9k/. When you reach rock bottom, the only direction is up.

Does doing like 25 minutes of gaming a week count as "playing games" ?

>825
What do I win?

Nice MEME bro!

+50 because I enjoy sitting on the couch and drinking beer. I also can no longer enjoy cardio or sports due to breaking my knee in a motorcycle accident. Oh well.

are you Tom Brady?

>haha you have to get drunk or you are a beta bro
fuck off corporate shill, i fucking hate drunks. beer should be illegal.

No, but if you want to be the best, you have to learn from the best

In those 6 years of development youve managed to become someone who comes off like theyre desperate to not seem pathetic, a sign of a true zero. Keep working at it, bud.

>he thinks drinking beer ever makes you a "drunk"

Spoken like someone who's never drank, beta

>never used an axe

an hero right now, at least you'll die a little less beta

175 :(

kys weeb

>18yo+ still living with parents
>no job
Only 100, I'm practically a normie.

Better a normie than a furry/trap fetishist, I suppose.

How can you get drunk off beer? You piss it away faster than you can drink it.

Damn, so enjoying some anime series' and playing game labels me a microbeta

Time for the noose

250.
Guess why

>1075

Better to be self aware than a desperate zilch who seeks self validation through fourchain :D

>have Facebook
>metalfag
>no job (I'm a student)

So 125. Holy shit that chart is useless.

1100

holy fuck i should just neck myself at this point

>playing games
What does this mean
Also sports/working out? At what age is this irrelevant to your score

Stop nursing it faggot and drink

Allar ackbar

This chart is retarded. Being a virgin at 18 is slightly above the average age of losing your virginity and living with your parents too.

Yet if you're 30 then there's definitely something wrong with you.

Do you get drunk on water too?

What in the actual fuck are you going to use an axe for in australia.

>virgin nogf ponyfag
600

25*2
100-200, depends if a regular drink counts as "Drunk usage"
+
250*2

So either 700 or 800

Needs more stuff. and a bigger slider.

So lemme get this straight... If i use drugs i get 100 beta points... but if I havent gotten drunk (aka drug use) I ALSO get 100 beta points. Ok. feelsbadman.jpg

>regular drink counts as drug usage
Only if your american

>Cutting wood.
>Cutting critters.
>Cutting fauna.
>Cutting anything larger than a loaf of bread.
You're a cityfag. Naturally cutting things on your own is something you've never considered doing.

inb4 2 post by ID
SAGE

475

Can someone make a chad version of this meme?

> Drug usage + 100
> Never got drunk + 100

Sending mixed messages there.

...

Bro that lego ship is a pussy magnet idk what you're talking about.

You should be getting drunk in your late teens then kick it once you're 22 or so

+25 games
+50 listens to metal
+50 18+ lives with parents
125

Pretty shit desu
>girlfriend
>stable well-paying job of 3 years
>starting trade career soon
>lifting regularly
>large group of friends
>very socialable

Somehow still beta

you can’t buy alcohol until you’re 21 here

1075, or 1275 if you liking the occasional furry porn makes me a furry. How badly did I fuck up?

+25 Asocial
+25 Liking anime
+50 Living with parents (i lived alone for a time and i will move out soon)
+100 Never used an axe
+100 No girlfriend
+250 Lolicon/Trap loving pervert
+250 Virgin
+250 Hating yourself
=1050

I am 19 yo, i can't be a wizard yet. Just building up my powers.