Why is right wing comedy such shit? Why are all competent comedians always left wing?

Why is right wing comedy such shit? Why are all competent comedians always left wing?
>inb4 jews
Serious arguments only please

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>leftwing memes

so sad, every time.

name a good leftwing comedian that wasn't from the 90s

Oh, so people cant have careers now?

Why dont you name ONE funny right winger? Oh, that's right you cant

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>leftwing memes

haha being white and straight is stupid, only freaks are normal, right guys?

>audience cheers and claps

>right wing memes
>lol niggers amirite ?
It wasnt funny the first 100 times and it isnt funny now

>i am silly!

not an argument

>the truth is a meme
>I'm literally insane and have feelings of unreality

Definition of psychosis

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Say it with me bois:
THE LEFT
CAN'T
MEME

>expressing right-wing views
>expecting to make it in (((show biz)))

this is only half a joke... Trans ppl kill themselves about 50% of the time anyway

>shilling Life of Bria
What's your angle here EU?

ah yes the age old appeal to crime statistics
>Like 1% of whites and 2% of blacks are criminals
>hurr durr, this means blacks are 100% more likely to be criminals, kill all niggers
>conveniently ignoring that the vast majority of all people are not criminals
This is your brain on fascism

are jews funny? Most comedians high joke writers

>Why is right wing comedy such shit?

Because you aren't allowed to say Nigger in polite company unless you are a Nigger.

>be male
>dress up as female
>still likes females
im confused

>woman r funny u guys c'mon
stop. posting. here.

>I don't understand what "per capita" means nor do I understand how statistics work.

read my name.

Oh right this place depends on it being an echo chamber
>I don't understand what "per capita" means nor do I understand how statistics work
That's right, you dont

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Are you actually trying because this is pretty fucking abysmal.

Because reality isn't funny

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Name me a single left-wing meme that's been declared a hate symbol and people have gone to court over, and you win.

Hurts your feelings huh?

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>I AM SILLY comic

dont choke on that straw, man

>lefty memes

this is a joke but remember when sam hyde actually did this?

youtu.be/BoLPLsQbdt0

It takes a certain level of sophistication to appreciate high brow right wing comedy - link related

Because conservatives aren't funny people. They take everything seriously, everything's a fucking "cultural war" with them, desperately trying to make others live lives like they do. The right wing is authoritarian by default. It's why most go into jobs like law enforcement/military while liberals go into the arts/sciences.

i dunno, this place is pretty right wing and i get a lot of laffs from here

Is really funny, they cant actually meme

>why aren't there any right wing comedians in an industry that's almost completely run by leftists?

gee I wonder.

>smugly post strawman
>Heh only reason you think I look dumb is because you are butthurt

The left is the best ally we could hope for

>People have to be famous to be used as an example

Spend a day on here Eurocuck, you'll find hundreds of funny right wingers.

i thought lefties are the creative ones why do they suck so much at making jokes?

The reason none of these leftie comics or memes are funny is because they're so clearly made in asspain and more focused on pushing an agenda than telling a fucking joke

>>Like 1% of whites and 2% of blacks are criminals
>blacks make up 13% of the population

That means black are a multitude more often criminal, not "only" twice as much

>Sullying Hokuto no Ken

There are times when I have second thoughts about wanting to murder every one of these sickos, but then I see shit like this and I'm right back on track.

This one is kinda funny if you imagine the cat as jews/white liberals

They purposefully gimp themselves with (((political correctness))) or else they get thrown under the bus.

He thinks itself female. So when he sexes males, he thinks it straight.

There's a great edit of this one around

fooking top kek

Leftwing still can't into meme. Sad!

Keep on dispelling the stereotype that leftists are retarded.

this one's not bad
too many of these are WORDSWORDSWORDS as if the idea of 'show, don't tell' doesn't exist

>altleft

>tranny manning
>steal government secrets
>give them to wikileaks
>get caught
>demand government chop of your dick
>get pardoned because "muh tranny"
>surprised when the CIA still is a little upset with you releasing there secrets

How is this a right wing issue again?

on the contrary. leftism kills comedy by getting offended an telling people they can't make politically incorrect jokes, even though they're often fucking funny.

>Like 1% of whites and 2% of blacks are criminals

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Norm MacDonald
Adam Corrola

Nigs in 'murica are statistically 70x as likely to commit violent crime when compared to a white or asian american citizen.

Nice kek badge

>Doesnt have a fat ass
>Author uses the word "hams"

The left can't cat call

Haha I made a nazi mad

>hah us lefties are so smart r-right?

post more ugly childfriendly deviantart comics OP
libs trying to be funny is so cute

Why are left wing comedians making fun of transexuals and fags?
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>A leftard makes a shitty comic about a right winger doing bad commedy to show he can do good commedy
sage

Is op supposed to be funny? The left is so god damn autistic and not in a good way. Smugness and condescension by itself doesnt make good comedy. Terrible.

Oh yeah? Than explain this!

>Memeflag
>Still getting replies

It's Ike you fags never learn

>ben garrison
every time

stfu plebit

You'd think people would get tired of baiting Sup Forums with such low-effort trash every damn day.

Where's the 'reality' edit where he's completely unfazed by the 90 pound girl punch and then just calls the police because she assaulted him?

wtf even i dont understand what the point of this is supposed to be

Alex Jones

Keys to a left wing meme

>Verbose - make sure to fill up half the comic or meme with text
>A left and a right character, the right character becomes increasingly angrier and unhinged while the left character stays calm and supercilious
>The penultimate panel will feature the notorious "I am silly!" moment where the right character screams and absurd and illogical argument that will ignore any reasoning or the general drive of the real life counterparts who share that side
>Extra credit for trans, gay, black or female character
>No jokes or punchlines allowed, it must just end

Why does the left get their political opinions from comedians and celebrities?

the proof of lefty memes being shit-tier is how much explaining they have to do in them so their dindu minions get the joke

Keys to a right wing meme

>Punch down - the more minorities and Jews you insult, the better!
>Insult women too
>White men are awesome!
>and frogs, many frogs

Kill yourself

I wonder how many TrudeauBux this guy’s art degree cost.

This is legit some of the worst bait I've seen man. You aren't probably in the top 20 commie trolls I've seen. Keep going though, übung macht den Meister

>Alex Jones
I think you mean Bill Hicks

ok this one made me chuckle

>Punch down
lmao what is this gay nigger shit

You fucking mentally spasticated inbred cunt.

lel I don't think this one even has a joke but I still laughed

Your jokes about us are based on complete lies, whereas what we say about you is true. You genuinely make jokes about whites, whereas no rightwing comedian goes after blacks, except maybe Sam Hyde, whose stand up comedy is far better than any leftwing bullshit I've ever heard, all of what you find funny relies on ignorance and virtue signalling, it's utterly retarded but you're all far too pretentious to take a look at yourselves and realise this

This comic is literally everything Sup Forums has to say about the left, why do you hate it guys? I've seen you actually say this about a trillion times.

It's like looking a retarded kid trying hard, its so painfully sad

Bill burr.

Do your research

Sam hyde

>imblyin bedophilia

is this supposed to be unironic?

>Ben Garrison

>Why is right wing comedy such shit? Why are all competent comedians always left wing?

because leftist ideology is a joke

>sullying the fist of the North Star
Civil war when?

>hurr durr this is your brain on fascism

You mean understanding how the world really works? Name one place full of niggers you'd want to live in? Chicago? Detroit? Baltimore? What about somewhere in the UK like Brixton or lewisham or Stratford? Or maybe there's an African country you can name that you'd want to live in like Somalia or Uganda? Heaven forbid you start noticing patterns like a functioning human being, better to repeat the newspeak then run the risk of being accussed if wrong think

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The only good comedy the left has to offer is numales. schlomos school is their natural habitat.

>implying traps are gay

Thanks for proving beyond doubt that you guys are delusional retards who have no idea what you're asking about

Leftists cant meme, sad! MANY SUCH CASES!

>All encompassing comic representative of a whole, lacking any other facets
>Literally commenting outside that paradigm

I'm calling horseshit, smuggo