You're at grocery store trying to buy some snacks for tonight's shitposting marathon...

You're at grocery store trying to buy some snacks for tonight's shitposting marathon. You're just about to pick up ham when this guy slaps your ass and says
>Salam aleykum, this store is under sharia control. Put that ham down or else I'll chop your head off, inshallah!
What do you do?

that's a sick reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

He aint muslim bro, he's a sikh

I'm fucking sikh of this weak bait

>Top kek!

Fucking polaks

Shoot the dumb fuck.

Ask him why he's pretending to be a mudslime.

You are truly a moron. Get the picture right, you ass.

I'd laugh as it's obviously a based Sikh taking the piss out of Muslims

Ask him why he's larping

thats a sikh, you fucking disinfo faggot

founder of sickism was a big mohammad fan. le base kebab removeing sicks is a meme

I only eat bacon, ham makes me sick.

>this guy is sikh
Kys dumb fag

Except Punjabis execute Muslims who kill cows for food all the time

That's a Sikh. Sikh's hate Islam. They literally believe they are soldiers in a spiritual war against Islam and that's why they always carry a sword. It was originally to ensure they would be able to defend themselves if accosted by Muslims.

To be fair, Islamic sultans were literally trying to genocide India when Sikhism started and they've successfully transitioned from literally violent to symbolic. Kind of like right-wing militias.

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This. Based Sikhs hate the goat fuckers more than we do.

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So its a Muslim Halal store AND they sell ham?

You need to learn how to bait son.

being a burger with a ccl, I don't think he'd be able to do very much.

OP is still a faggot after all these years.

he should have used this

ask him ofr id for his spoons

That's a Sikh dumbass

>Sikhs hate Isl-

kek

this stupid thread is still funny

a rose by any other name is still a rose

Ask why a based india sikh is doing spurting out koran horseshit.