Stephen Explains Socialism To Donald Jr. With Halloween Candy

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Jr. is pretty retarded no doubt

I like how all these libs are trying to say what socialism is to him after that tweet. But they all have different ideas of what it is.

Not going to watch it
I'm sure it's just about redistribution
Which is the whole point of being against socialism

How do we fix this?

>openly pushing socialism

sad

funny guy

BLONALD BLUMPF BLAAAARRRRGHGHHH

BLUMPH JUNIOR HAND OVER THE TWIX

Ban people with communist tendencies from teaching in schools.

Colbert is a pedophile.

impeacadhadhch him now!!!!!!!!!!!
rrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee

the immense butthurt over the slightest comment is what discredited the media and ultimately put Trump into the white house in the first place. Everyone thinks other people want to hear their enlightened opinion in reality they just want you to shut the fuck up.

he's a pedophile

I wonder if any of these libcucks realize Donald Trump being President literally gave them a job. During Obongo drums reign they all retired and went away because they were all too big of pussies to make fun of the nigger

They can't comprehend that it's a bad system because it doesn't enable you to recover easily from bad circumstances like war and economic depressions. Under capitalism, the US remained intact even after several major wars and a Civil War.

Socialism is temporarily good until you run out of other's money, then you're fucked entirely. There's no socialist country that has lasted as long as the US.

Wonder if he realizes that his career dies when trump's terms end.

Colbert is the kinda of sellout that bashes trump becuase it's the only way viewers will watch his trash show. So high on his horse. His sister failed ay being in politics as well lol so he's majorly butthurt.

>"Kids literally go door to door to get free candy because the kids don't have it but the neighbors do. THAT'S Socialism."

These fucking cucks LITERALLY want feral niggers going door to door demanding gibz because blacks don't have them but Whites do.

So funny, so deep, to epic.

Yeah, but at that point all you have to do is import millions of uneducated poor people from Africa. Then everything will be OK.

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wait at 2:58 was he actually saying the works of karl marx were good socialist teaching?

>comparing voluntary sharing of candy to a system that is coerced by a government for redistribution
lel

>molymeme
>"marxist socialists" channel
>global warming tabs
>david suzuki
>daily caller
WHAT ARE YOU?!

What a boring loser Cobert is

Late night is completely dead isnt it bros?

>>"Kids literally go door to door to get free candy because the kids don't have it but the neighbors do. THAT'S Socialism."

Colbert the pedophile does not understand shit

The kids dress up and WORK by going house to house they provide entertainment to the homeowners who pays for this service with candy

Beside Colbert is a pedophile

>kid does something (dressing up and being cute) for which they are rewarded with candy, because normal people like well-mannered kids being cute
>half this candy is forcibly taken and handed to another kid who DIDNT dress up and sat at home playing xbox
I see literally zero problems with his analogy. All I see for dumbfuck leftists is
>it’s just sharing maaaaan
Every day I hate them more and more

his career didn't die when Bush left office

Seriously though, you'd think this board didn't know Colbert's been around for a decade before 2015

There is literally nothing wrong with socialism if implemented correctly. It is a far more ethical system than capitalism.

It's almost like, stay with me now...

We have like, a mix system or something...

I'm siding with Barron in the succession struggle

Late Night talk shows are like twitter and facebook, they make absolutely no money, but are simply kept afloat by wealthy lefties and kikes in order to spout their shitty propaganda to the masses

>>his career didn't die when Bush left office
because he had other material then.
his entire act now is "hurrr trump"

why is every single video on his youtube about trump and even every single celebrity interview he does is about trump?

obsessed much

RETURN THE TWIX, GROMPF JUNIOR!
THEN TOGETHER WE CAN GET OUR HANDS ON THOSE CODES!
GODDAMMIT YOU IDIOTS WERE SUPPOSED TO CLAP FOR THAT!

Actual socialism would be killing literally every person with candy and giving it all the revolutionaries who distribute it in candy lines. They run out after a while and try to make more but the suck at it so everyone dies and the survivors reinstate capitalism.

Aren't we all?

>ethics
pretty spooky. you realize halloween's over, right?

There will always be more retarded jew loving republicans to make fun of. Colbert has unlimited material.

im never going to give that cuck views. i want to punch him in the face ad crush his glasses.

i wish colbert had died in that plane crash with his family, this guy is the biggest hack

>Save some candy for the kids who can't physically go out because of a disability

Wow, crazy, how dare we

If you watch the embed he doesn't get views...I think

wtf I love socialism now!

lol
no

Wow stephen Colbert is retarded.
>Not knowing the difference between sharing and state enforced wealth distribution.

Don Jr's analogy was correct. The candy was taken from his daughter and given to someone else. If she chose to give her candy away that is sharing.

I hate this faggot and his stupid pseudo-intellectual prop glasses

Holy shit, is this entertainment for mentally challenged people? The guy literally stands in front of the camera reading lines from the prompter. I would be impressed if he did that without the prompter but in that way? Pathetic. It's like watching a monkey who tries to entertain monkeys...

So... are all burgers this retarded? Or is it a rare specimen?

DONALLDDD GRUMPF OMPEACH RUNALD HRUMPF!!!!!!!

Are you implying that republicans will cease to exist when trump leaves office? LOL

brumpfkins should honestly kill themselves lmfao

>"Not all liberals are socialists!"
So much for that argument.

You sir, have no sense of humor. You would never understand Rick and Morty lol

man i wish we had won this whole ideologic war about 30 years earlier

Same. I hate John Oliver but can at least admit he's kinda funny in a dorky way and can be self-deprecating. This video was beyond pathetic, the audience struggled to even laugh.

Shut it down!
They know!

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>”Hey, you should save some candy and share it with the other kids who didn’t get much”
>the same as forcibly taking it against her will and giving it to them
This is not a complicated concept, but every time you retards manage to fuck it up

Stephen is a little too stupid (no he's not he's just pushing propaganda) to understand that giving halloween candy is called charity. Socialism is when the government takes your taxes from you and gives that money to someone else.

TWO O'S DRUMP!!!!!!!!!!! TWO CHOICES!!!!!!!!!

>literally advocating Marxism
this man should be tied to a pillar and shot at.

Guy reminds me of the kid in highschool who loudly made shitty jokes relating to politics he didn't understand, while everyone who wasn't a nu-male/psuedo-intellectual wished he'd just shut the fuck up. These people are the absolute fucking worst.

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> It is a far more ethical system than capitalism.
A socialist system can't be maintained without systematic, widespread violence.

>Hah, you say you're a socialist...but you buy coffee!

kek

I'm ok with that, she has enough and now the kid with the disability has enough

colbert does love children and pedophiles.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

u forgot to add the candy was given not taken..

lol socialsim they TAKE from you to give..

when getting candy they give it to u for free..

think stephin needs to go back to school

>explains socialism
>doesn't even share his wife with other men

isn't real socialism.

pure communism is cuckoldry.

>wtf i hate junior mints now

YouTube algorithm is fucking retarded. I hate Marxism and I only watch moly for cringe. That one daily caller article is the one that said that blacks WUZ not kangz. The other bookmarks were anti global warming politics and gmo videos.

Helicopter rides.

100% this guy diddles kids you can see it in his face

we just need to find the proof to bring him down

and pornography while we're at it. Imagine trying to pull that off in this day and age.

That’s because you are a statist cumsipper.
I suppose you’d be fine with me holding you at gunpoint and then giving your wallet to a hobo? Or is it only ok if I ask the government to do it for me?

GRIZWALD JUNIOOOOR TWOOOOOO TWIIIIIIIXXX

The guy is an absolute meme. I'll never understand how he's able to survive on late night. It must mean that there are millions of Americans that are retarded and Sup Forums caricatures themselves. It's really depressing to think about.

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We don't. It's been capitalism all this time.

Literally brings up Karl Marx like he is a good person and scholar worthy of quoting...

Holy shit. They're actually getting triggered because someone criticzed communism.

Amazing.

>I suppose you’d be fine with me holding you at gunpoint and then giving your wallet to a hobo? Or is it only ok if I ask the government to do it for me?

No need to, I pay my taxes.

I'm implying that colbert lacks creativity to survive on his own without stewart or trump

Colbert is a pedophile. The truth will come out.

tfw gf finds Colbert funny

>Donald Trump explains fascism to Stephen Colbert with a no-knock SWAT raid
this would be a much more interesting YouTube video

DUDE TYPO LMAO

but what does her boyfriend think of colbert?

Isn't that pretty much every show? Funny enough, it was when Family Guy was made available on DVD that sales were through the rood, FOX made a lot of money, and started other companies putting out DVDs.

This

Keke

M.A.G.A.!!

This is where we are folks. Major media mouthpieces being apologists and propagandists for socialism.

I can't believe America has gotten to the point where late night hosts are promoting socialism AND communism. He literally said that Karl Marx and Engels ideas are things America should implement. This country is doomed to die. All white people should flee to Europe.

>I'm implying that colbert lacks creativity to survive on his own without stewart or trump

>trump

You know, jokes are supposed to be funny

Colberts jokes about Trump are just plain cringe or outright libel and slander

And that fucking smug current year man shitting on Trump over nuclear triad when the bombers would in an actual nuclear conflict all turn to radioactive ash on the runways before ever having chance to take off

So you’re getting robbed twice instead of once, big deal, the homeless man really needs that sandwich/crack money user

#onlymypersonalsocialismissocialism

NY user's. Put a reminder in your calender for Halloween 2018. Find Colbert's house. Record taking 300 inner city kids to his house for halloween. The more the merrier.