/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - JUST LIKE IN ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump holds cabinet meeting 11/1/17
youtu.be/kdk0ddB6190
>SoS T-Rex meets w/Belgian FM Reynders 11/1/17
youtu.be/dauZauTx0iw
>UN Amb Haley @UNGA on cuba 11/1/17
youtu.be/tvAXZ7pr7ec
>Krispy leads Pres commission on opioids (final meeting) 11/1/17
youtu.be/oAdTbZ1D3vs
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 11/1/17
youtu.be/fekOXlebqAs
>Pres Trump will fix it! 10/31/17
youtu.be/2MlK2Ztd32I
>Pres Trump @Tax Reform Industry meet 10/31/17
youtu.be/Dxv123ZOQtA
>SoS T-Rex opening statement from Senate FRC hearing 10/31/17
youtu.be/2Hotws9T4UM
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC meet on Sahel 10/31/17
youtu.be/FEYSdF17Jo8
>CommerceDep - NTIA on Cybersecurity 10/31/17
youtu.be/szFwOrpQ9BM
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 10/31/17
youtu.be/uyx9UisAJnQ
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 10/31/17
youtu.be/b_gpj-cSxHE
>CoS Gen Kelly on Ingraham 10/30/17
youtu.be/f2dvlJa3ekI pt1
youtu.be/-B2lSntWJtE pt2
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania in Halloween @WH 10/30/17
youtu.be/cqgQKath9IQ
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis/SoS T-Rex testify @Senate FRC 10/30/17
youtu.be/RoOiI5vbGbg
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 10/30/17
youtu.be/x8S5tOsVuzw
>VA Video: Flip vets get Congressional Medal of Honor 10/30/17
youtu.be/RDAoowLlnmQ

INSPIRATION
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway

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>301
>Page 4 ATM

>it takes 2.5 years to build this

AWOO

THE DEMOCRATS ARE DEAD!
SIEG HEIL!
SIEG HEIL!
SIEG HEIL!
SIEG HEIL!

Requesting Hillary and trump edit

NO DRUMPF
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO WIN
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO INDICT ME
STOP IT YOU FUCKING ORANGE BANANA

You have failed us. It's time to turn in your MAGA hat

I'd let those riot cops grab my package

>Picture yourself having sex with an intern,
>With tangerine tits and marmalade thighs,
>Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,
>Your wife might catch on to your lies,

>Government desk made of walnut and brass,
>Crashing right into her head,
>Look at the girl as the life leaves her eyes,
>And she's gone...

>Lori on the floor of my office,
>Lori on the floor of my office,
>Lori on the floor of my office,
>Ahhhh-aaaa!

reminder to season your burgers.
>good anons make sure their burgers are flavorful.
NOT BLAND!!!

please gib ancap gf

WHY DID THOSE RUSSIANS HACK ME TO PAY FOR AN IMAGINARY PEE PEE TAPE

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NuGAF screaming in terror now

In FY 2017, the U.S. admitted more refugees from the Democratic Republic of Congo than from any other country

Iraqis made up the second-largest nationality group of refugees admitted in fiscal 2017

Calif., Tex., N.Y., Washington, Michigan,Ohio each accounted for at least 5% of refugees resettled in the US in FY17

Best baker

You Drumpfies really are rightwing retards. The rightwing conspiracy’s latest attack on Secretary Clinton is a total nothingburger.

BAM! BTFO in 140 characters or less.

Does anyone notice that all the sex perverts are friends of the Clintons?
Spacey

I just go to Hardees. Their Mushroom and Swiss is the best fast food burger in existence.

I can't believe even Warren and Brazile were Russian sleeper agents. Any reddit salt screencaps yet?

He got me a McNuke!

Ivanka with no makeup for best Ivanka

yaaaaaaaaass queen!!

Holy fucking shit the absolute state of these cucks

underrated

Refugees are supposed to go back, but I know no dem will advocate for that.

lol

Weinstein

>ywn be Melania's left nipple
Why live?

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Why are they throwing Shillary under the bus?

He forgot the part where Clinton, after a year of saying you can't righ election, not only says YOU CAN RIG AN ELECTION, BUT IS SHOWN THAT SHE RIGGED A FUCKIGN ELECTION.

While she also lied about dossier and now defends colluding with Russian dinsinfo and UK Agent.

Fucking do something

Time to move to South Carolina

Did Michael Obama ever get this treatment?

You can't stop me from simply admiring the Japanese.

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Maybe someone cut a deal and turned state.

Warren wants to be the new Hillary.

Quick, name another president with a major animal species named after them

>"constitution ablaze" in the same breath as "dismantling the federal government"
it's like xe hasn't read the constitution

brb going to sudoku with my spatula
I have failed this country

WE

Ahahahahaha.

orangs are the patricians ape.

Who /alex/ here?

> President of Venezuela will seek debt restructuring for the country
?

Last I checked my state only took in 15 refugees because no one wants to come here. Somehow Wyoming didn't get a single refugee. What happened? And why the fug are Ukrainians going to South Carolina?

TRUMP TO INVADE AFRICA ANY DAY:

youtube.com/watch?v=L-SgcM7Aqeo

>Trump gets a monkey
>Obama gets a plant
KEK, King Nigger gets BTFO

EXPLAIN!!!

WUZ

Can you imagine the butthurt if someone named a species of ape for Obama?

>I didn't pay for no Dossier what dossier?
>YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I PAID FOR THE DOSSIER

IMPEACH TRUMP

James Toback AND Brett Ratner (who hosted) Young Hollywood for Hillary Clinton

gawker.com/265257/brett-ratner-donates-unparalleled-party-throwing-skills-to-clinton-campaign

>time to fuel the civil war

Their brains can't handle being this full of fuck.

>Nobody wants to come to Mississippi
I do :D

Play any side. It's a free for all.

OF COOOOOUUURRRSSSE

ayo hol up only us niggas can say amen thats OUR word bigots

FACT: ~40% of japanese females between 18-34 are virgins as of last year.
Is that why they act that way?

kek Obama cant even get a primate named after him, just lower order shit animals

How did an island with so much blood shed and imperial ambition produce such adorable people desu ka?

>jobs and new construction everywhere
>bigly economic growth
>stock market highs
>deregulation left and right
>country crumbling and constitution ablaze

One of these things is not like the others.

>Trump gets named after a monkey
Hah that hilarious
>Obama gets named after a monkey
HOL UP! THATS RACIST

Nice.

Obama did something similar via a marriage certificate.

>boost down-ticket candidates

That's 2 now. There's some bug named after him too

Heh.

I can't believe it took only a single week for them to change that story.

lol what if Bernie defends Hillary and pisses off his own cuck supporters

pastebin updated:
>Pres Trump Nominates Jerome/Jay Powell to chair Fed 11/2/17
youtu.be/-ulGO8T2Msg
>Pres Trump meets w/House/Senate Leaders 11/2/17
youtu.be/E6MG0UtsPtM
>VP Pence arrives in Orland FL 11/2/17
youtu.be/85vRCxjF7T8
>VP Pence in Orlando FL on Tax Reform 11/2/17
youtu.be/zmJjPWI7yVM
>AG Sessions Natl Security Update 11/2/17
youtu.be/kC5EnVOxyns
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, NS Adv McMaster) 11/2/17
youtu.be/1revGx5Zpc0

waiting on a better link for pence speech but doubt we'll get one. anything else happen today?

how is everyone? i feel crappy from all the sugary shit coworkers have been feeding me lately
>/end blog
have some boobs

Dustin Hoffman

The "Teddy Bear" was named after Theodore Roosevelt. This is a bad thing?

DRRRUUUUUUUMMMMMMMPPPFFFFFFFFFFF

oh my is that some cultural appropriation going on there?

Thanks, Malta, you're not too bad.

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SHE FUCKING PAID FOR IT? This is too damn good!

Leave my husband alone

Lied about one thing, lies about another, what else she lied about, do something!

Hahahahaha they’re fucking defending HILLARY for RIGGING the election! Hahahaha
Omg no wonder they were all “Bernie can still win, match me, bro” - these people are so fucking delusional!!

There isn't an Eisenhower National Memorial already?

Better late than never I guess.

Nixon when?

she probably watches Bill abuse kids
youtube.com/watch?v=724IMVqvzgY

>god bless Hannity

Genetic, skeletal, and tooth differences are enough to qualify a new species of Orangutans but "people" are all the same species. Yeah right, suck a fucking cock.

reuters.com/article/us-science-orangutans/going-ape-new-orangutan-species-identified-in-sumatra-idUSKBN1D227U?utm_campaign=trueAnthem: Trending Content&utm_content=59fb956604d30169761c648a&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter

nice edit. I saw the real article in my news feed earlier today.

just talking about it already being an endangered species

BEHOLD

NUGAF

I'm Finn.

Neopalpa donaldtrumpi

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_A._Garfield

*sips tea*

oops meant to post these instead

>Momiji is the perv
>Fucking up this badly