Finnish-Estonian-Italian-Japanese-Israeli alliance general

Invited: these countries
Not invited: anyone else

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Hey Finland I'll lend you some money if you let us in

Oh, but we already have you on our side without doing anything.

wtf

How is Jap an ally?

Why am I here again?

How to get Israeli art-student gf?

Weird combination, but I always admired Finland and Israel, so that works for me.

SWEDES ARE GAY AMIRITE?

oh hi guize, if you want a biscuit please take from the jar at the front. I hope you have a nice meeting

They are not cucks, they are The cucks.

To kill some spaniards?

Spaniards? They are our allies. Greeks and Turks too.

thats halhal, man

Whatever, North Africans then. You need to be in because of your reputation as a trustworthy ally

>retarded bears on a caffeine rush
>what the fuck is that?
>pasta and structurally unsound towers
>sushi and big tit porn
>hooked nose thieves

That's what I think of those countries.

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Leaf Master race reporting in

>italy
what the fuck man

>turks
wtf i was eating arab children, ruined my appetite

No Jews please

Guys I have to pee

I thought Turkey started to have nice relations with your country by now.

If Israel is will to all die to protect the Korpi... I'm okay with this.

Not here you idiot.

not even

We're here only for the catering

What's the logic behind it?

But someone needs to replace Germany in the axis, and I thought they'd be glad to

get that kike flag out of here

>"best ally"

my mother is 25% finnish. Can i come in?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel–Turkey_relations
Seems your country is on it's way to gain relations back with the Turks.

>it's 95% crust
I bet the Israelis ITT would make me a less Jewish pizza.

You should take the Czechs and the Romanians as well.

I want to find out where you live and super glue pennies to your floor to make you suffer.

Do not touch The Korpi. Every country should be willing to die for the Space Elves.

I thought Iraq would also fit.

>North Africans

Why would they kill themselves?

What are you doing, Suomi? You are making no sense. Put down the vodka you bought from us, it's only Thursday night.

No. With the eternal anglo you always eventually lose in the end. That's why this alliance only has trustworthy people like Israel

Wtf you mean? I got money for her.

Humans > Space Elves
>this makes the elf boi mad

It's hard to sleep on a Helsinki-Tallin ferry ride.

>American judging food

Why should we sta y here? what strange combination is this?

Perchè dovremmo stare qui? che bizzarra combinazione è mai quest?

Can we join?

reporting here

Get rid of israel

then be the first one to be gunned down as an American tourist by israeli base guards
deal?

There are no ferries this late.

sono un pizzaiolo, quella pizza e ok ma ci sono troppi ingredienti e sono troppo sul mezzo.
a parte quello 7/10

no

Every night is Midsummer's when you have Viru Valge!™

>norvegese
>pizzaiolo
VIA DI QUI!

Excluding Japan, isn't it already a thing?

Tarja, don't leave me :'(

Rofl

Don't they travel at night? I thought sleeping in your vodka-flavoured vomit after winning a knife-fight is part of the ride.

Per forza, il ristorante è napoletano doc ma finchè il proprietario sta in cassa mette gli egiziani a fare la pizza e da mangiare succedono queste cose...

R8 this

Like this?

Yes

Monkey soup is delicious, you guys should try it

Moro :DDDDD:D

>egiziani
>a fare la pizza
Che cosa intende?

Wherever Israel goes, we too, are invited.

UMA

Space Elves and the Ayyy Doggo Race that brought them to Earth from Suomi-Ensisijainen are better than us.

Lennu is preparing Sauli for the Space Elve invasion of Earth.

>multiple toppings on a single pie
I wouldn't even shart on it.

Now you listen and you listen good, Shmuley. You better take that back before I put quarters on the ceiling.

You're thinking of Tallinn-Stockholm. The ferry to Helsinki only takes 2 hours which is not enough time for anything.

yes?
yes

Nope. An invitation can be refused politely.

>invited
Forced to die as the only way to get an education from the underclass is signing up for Jew wars.

>Autistic Asiatic Alliance
>Mongoloid lives matter
>Mellow yellow
>Helluva Hoard

A Milano il 90% delle pizzerie d'asporto e a domicilio è aperto da egiziani che fanno la pizza e solitamente la fanno consegnare ai pajeet con il motorino scassato.

E' così da molti anni comunque.

I ama from a Nipon. This a thread do me great honor.

I agree with the other anons - no fabulous five here, only the fantastic four.

Good luck without me

What a clever fellow
I tip my hat to you, good sir :)

Canada is a meme

you need help with that? i can call some arab workers, they do a fine job, 9/11
ah?

And we're not even prepared for space! Not fair!

Nah, the Jew goes to shop, but leaves the dog outside.

I want hung-aryans too, they are so sexy~

mamma mia pasta pizza pepperoni cappuchino al pacino deniro

kek'd hard.
no-one else gt yr joke :_(

Thanks for the clarification. I've seen screenshots of some burgerkike being shocked by the mongol-tier behavior during a Tallin-Helsinki ride though, apparently 2 hours is already too much for some people.
Tallin-Stockholm sounds way more boring though.

>Essere così innocente e ignorante della vera situazione in Italia
Feels bad.

Last but not least

>PORCO DIO

Press F to bestemmiate

of course, we are your aircraft carrier

What the fuck is going in why those countries did you decide at random wtf

fuck you Finns are swedes bitches. and yellow.

>they do a fine job, 9/11
Yeah, sounds good. Do you know any plumbers? My last one was a German and his repairs were 14/88. He hooked my gas lines to my shower head.

>al pacino deniro
They're not italians REEEEEEEEE THEY ARE FILTHY AMERICANS!

Space Eleves shall be benevolent dictators once they dominate the World. They had to acclimate to the warm climate of Finland before moving on to the rest of the world.

Lennu Says: OBEY.

bestemmiate is not a word

Don't include Japan into this group of SUBHUMAN zoo countries.

Fuck off

Look, I like Kiira too, but I see you in every Finland related thread posting that shit.

Please tone it back.

Do you have a yellow fever? The alliance already contains 3 Asiatic countries, 4 if you count the Khazars.

Stop ripping on your better Asian cousins, China-lite.