Why is it that throughout history, if a country so much as breathes in the general direction of Britain, they will see it as a direct declaration of war?
Literally every major European conflict that most of the time has nothing to do with Britain, they will still go all out just for the sake of "hey there's a war we're not part of, Tally-ho lads!"
Why is there not a European treaty among all mainland countries that bans British intervention in wars through allying?
I know this is weird coming from a Brit, but no other country in history has been this warmongering and it's probably largely responsible for a lack of economic pre-eminence in europe for most of the second millennium.
Well, if you live on foggy island without seeing sun in decades, your neighbors are drunkards and sheep-buggers, your women have temperament of a log, and your cuisine is considered blandest in Europe, you would want some excitement in you life. And before invention of football, meddling in affairs all around the globe was favorite British pastime.
Bentley Butler
When did Brits invade Ex-YU countries ?
Jayden Long
UK bombed Finland like once in WW2 and stopped. Cool "invasion"
Xavier Jackson
>Countries created by Britain
Jonathan Bell
britain invaded canada?
Zachary Brown
"British" pajeet detected
Jace Jenkins
>invaded Kazakhstan >invaded Turkmenistan >didn't invade Kyrgyzstan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan and Belarus Huh? When did that happened?
Hunter Sanchez
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Carter Watson
This map is stupid...and whoever posts it is even more stupid.
Alexander Wood
Methinks you're the lost tribe of israel. Your love of & similarities to jews is too coincidental..
Ian Campbell
>Why is there not a European treaty among all mainland countries that bans British intervention in wars through allying?
>someone declares war on you >you're losing >Britain intervenes to help you >WHO HOLD ON THERE BRITAIN LET ME GET RAPED
Jacob Cruz
Isn't the lost tribe meant to be the most loved by God?
Logan Wood
Britain it's at the westernmost point of Europe and it's a fertile and green and pleasant land that was desirable to many people throughout history. So it got invaded to fuck by everyone: juts, Scots, belgae, Danes, Norse, angles, Saxons, norman's, bla bla bla. The invaders were largely the psychotic lunatics who couldn't live in their own society, or who weren't desirable.
So Britain is pretty much descended from the most violent and rapacious people from the entire European continent. They're bred fighters in blood and bone.
If you don't believe me try going out in Newcastle on a Saturday night.
Aiden Smith
Jews' "god" is lucifer tho.
Evan Reed
>invaded
More like "been at war with"
I can see many countries on there that Britain hasn't invaded but has perhaps been at war with for like a month.
Kevin Cook
holup when did England invade Sweden?
James Diaz
The ones named are the countries that Britain hasn't invaded or been at war with
Brody James
So you guys were at war with Spain and you think you've invaded nearly all of South America? When did you invade Russia? When did you invade Albania? Or Armenia? Or Tibet? Phillipines? Austria?
Jose Long
oh, makes sense now that I come to think of it Sweden has never been successfully invaded
Jason Hall
shit wheater shit food shit women
Nolan James
>Britain the warmonger Or >Britain the guy who keeps helping his neighbours when they ask for it
I'm going for the second
Jayden Russell
You try being stuck beside them & see if you're still going to say second.
Christopher Ramirez
until recently
Isaiah Martinez
It's a retarded image, it's just countries that Britain has declared war on but it also includes allies of countries that Britain declared war on.
Whoever made it is a pleb.
Landon Roberts
This. The "shit" list goes on for ages.
Adrian Williams
Britain invaded Japan?
Kevin Jenkins
Is our government ruled by foreigners? We are still over 85% of the total population
>our weather >forever cucked by our government >everything is so fucking expensive >our women >culture based on watching reality tv, drinking ourselves to oblivion and eating chips, curry and pizza most nights a week
its weird, my parents live in spain, i feel like a completly different person over there, i dont feel the need to punch half the people i come across there.
Charles Flores
It's just butthurt liberal faggots trying to twist history. We get the same thing here, all the lefties are up in arms about "Australia Day" being "Invasion Day". Of course everybody ignores the elephant in the room, which is that abo's were here for 50,000+ years and never rose above the level of squabbling stone age tribalism, and were thus totally incapable of fending off a few hundred Royal Marines and a bunch of men in chains.
Robert Brooks
The anglo Fears The Samurai.
Joseph Fisher
>The anglo Fears The Samurai The anglo IS the Samurai
This is shockingly accurate Vlad, to this day we still enjoy in meddling with Europe even if the Prime minister doesn't want to the foreign office is awfully happy that its like the good old days
Charles Walker
Did anybody ask for your life story you chav wanker?
Nobody said they had to be successful invasions, hitomi. Nobody's had much luck invading Afghanistan since Alexander the great, but that's on there as well
Justin Ortiz
Would rather have shit food and shit weather than shit skin
Logan Harris
They were the original Jews.
Jonathan Howard
Yes that would be the anglos
Nathaniel King
Says the country that produces nothing and serves only as a tax haven to corporations and banks... sad!
Nathaniel Carter
Be quit you melt, also take off that stupid flag
David Rogers
>brit invaded Kockrea when?
Josiah Lopez
I can't work out whether you're talking about Russia or the UK to be honest, Natasha, but there is that too. As a island people, the British are prone to staying out to sea, thinking "what's over the horizon? Is it nicer there? It's the weather good? Do the people have anything I can pinch?"
That's how empires are built, comrade. The Portuguese and the clog wogs had a pretty decent empire for their size, temperament and general puny ways. Same background: lots of coast, dodgy weather, good ships, big balls. Everyone the Dutch, who have tiny balls.
Sebastian Cooper
Because it is the homebase of the kikes and where they launch their mischief from.
Kikes love war.
Angel Edwards
They sent a contingent to fight in the Korean War, I'm guessing whoever made that map is reaching as hard as they can get.
Eli Perez
>Be quit you melt,
>The language of Shakespeare and Milton
Seriously, what the fuck are you on about you council trash?
Ryder Sullivan
No they had America bomb you.
Tyler Young
They were only trying to preserve the balance of power in Europe. There is literally nothing wrong with that. God save the Queen.
Hudson Wright
It's strange that they've become so pussified. That's the real question, isn't it?
Josiah Long
That map is wrong and you know it so go take your shitty b8 and cram it sideways up your arse.
Ryan Martin
What did he mean?
Parker Smith
>Too scared to invade Chad
Ethan Watson
they are the niggers of whites
Jackson Brown
Basically this. Everything's fucking boring here, the tea is bland and so are the women. All I want to do is oppress chinks, wogs and niggers all day and put my seed into them.
James Howard
i see nothing wrong here
William Adams
>council trash probably make more money than your dad, go fuck yourself Oliver.
Brayden Foster
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_C._Perry >japan: we won't trade with ANYONE >anglo-burgers: lol ok here are two steamships and two clippers with some fireworks >nips: hory fucku, we trade with you now, prease don't bomb us again >burgers: ok we promise... The Samurai are Anglo vassals now.
Dylan Foster
Kinda sorta. Britain comes from an old Jewish word for tin because Jewish sailors would mine tin in Brittany and Copper in Wales.
Sebastian Ortiz
I didn't intend the map to show countries Britain has successfully invaded, i should have clarified that i meant to show the countries Britain has had some form of invasive war with.
Brody Ramirez
This triggers the Slovak
Liam Morales
>probably make more money than your dad
Very unlikely seeing as I'm stacking tax free new world order cheddar.
So no, I'm not taking off my flag, it's my fucking flag you fucking gaylord.
Also my other point: the British are basically the Vikings that were to hardcore for Vikings. They're bred to rape and pillage.
Dylan Cox
rekt
Isaac Allen
im impressed, how many children have you raped during your travels?
Ian Richardson
when did you limeys invade Japan?
Jace Fisher
>never invaded Chad
were wh*toids afraid of the Chad warrior?
Ian Smith
Shamefully, absolutely none. We're honestly not as bad as you guys atm to think. You'll enjoy the future with us, once you get into it.
My family's descended from those early invading Vikings, and we've been part of the history of England for literally more than a thousand years, mostly in the going round the world telling foreigners why they're wrong business. I'm just continuing the family business. In a new stylee on a ragga tip.
Carson Collins
You call yourself a Briton, tut tut! be ashamed
James Collins
Reap what you sew. Enjoy those pakis.
William Clark
>Reap what you sew.
And shit what you knit.
It's "sow" you fucking imbecile
Hudson Morris
It's not invasion if the terra is nullius.
Benjamin Clark
The Anglo-Saxons got buttfucked by Viking Raids and Norman invasion to the point of it eternally scaring the English psyche. The mere possibility of an invader crossing the channel rustles their crumpets and thus they scheme constantly to fuck everyone over.
The Island itself is a shithole and most people with any sense leave if they can.
Carson Anderson
The brit fears the Chad
Samuel Scott
Because we love it pussy. Keeps us frosty. You have to go back.
Brody Gutierrez
Maori asked the British to take over New Zealand since they didn't like the French
Ryan Rogers
When Britain was a nation of war, it was badass. Notice now that they haven't been involved in anything major since the 1960s (Iraq doesn't count, they barely had a presence)..... Ironically, when they were a warring nation, they were the most free in their history. Since the 1960s, they've become Cuck Central.
Lincoln Morgan
>Why are Brits so aggressive >map is of England specifically Hello foreigner
Dominic Gomez
You're an ass. Unlike most European powers Britain hasn't seriously tried conquering on the mainland for like 500 years.
Daniel Collins
no one could leave us the fuck alone, England was forged by constant sustained invasions on the Anglo-Saxon kingdoms until Wessex united the country and then the Normans won and gave us a casus belli to fuck with France and Europe for the next thousand years.
Gabriel Richardson
80% actually, not that i say any of us in Europe are faring that much better.
Carter Mitchell
our military has seen the most action in recent history out of any military in Europe and we are involved in countless peacekeeping operations globally. Compared to the US military we make you look like children, I've known officers who have walked into top positions over in the US that they'd never recieve here.
Anthony Moore
>american education
Robert Brown
t. 2nd gen paki
Sebastian Flores
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Levi Parker
US is jews vassals One more Pearl Harbor
Colton Sanchez
>Posts 'bait memes' on every thread Wew lad that's a new one
Adrian King
>I know this is weird coming from a Brit Fuck off Ahmed
Jack James
Two more nukes, faggit This time: Tokyo and Kyoto
Hudson Wood
>Checks flag Ironically this is generally accurate these days.
Sebastian Stewart
Britain has a long history of reaching out to other civilizations to teach the all important value of wanting to be left alone to do as one pleases, both ironically and unironically.
Luis Davis
If it weren't the British it would have been someone else so what's the point of criticizing something that happened 200 years ago.
Isaac Ward
That photo gives me such a homesick boner.
Ryan Lopez
genes some of us anywhere maybe you're a defective the blood in my veins tells me i own this planet and to go out and crush the subhumans and take it for the glory of my people like i said maybe you're defective
Blake Cooper
based Mongolia
Joseph Hughes
Just because whites are better at colonizing doesn't mean others didn't made it.
Brody Parker
>see this post >see that flag
Justin Garcia
its only the manlets under 6 foot to be quite honest family shaking my head
Samuel Richardson
Unironically this.
We just like a scrap. We used to do it with wooden boats. Now we do it with working class hooligans.
