Why do Jews push unfunny comedians on us?

Why do Jews push unfunny comedians on us?

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John Oliver is particularly bad.

nepotism

>Seth Rogen
>pushed on us

He got his big break playing a fat loser who fucked another Jew and got her pregnant. I don't think anyone would even care who he was if Katherine Heigl wasn't such a massive twat.

sausage party was fucking great!!! (minus the kiss ass part you have to do (she was a complete moron who'd be better off fertilizing the garden)).

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Jews are extremely friendly to those from the tribe and give a free ride to their friends and family.

Judd Apatow liking them is the reason Seth Rogen, James Franco and Jason Segel have careers.
Adam Sandler liking him is the reason Apatow has a career.
Lorne Michaels liking Sandler is the reason he has a career.
And so forth.

They'll push their friends or agents of their agenda however they will push a goy they think they can make shekels off.

Don’t know about you guys, but I love Seinfeld to this day.

Because Jews think this schlob is funny. And whatever they think is funny, they push on the goyim

I like that part in that shitty movie where he gets all rude in a church while Mass is being held, can you imagine if a Goy did a scene in a synagog where he insulted everybody in attendance?

OY VEY!

Jewish bugman.

Why do jews give movie roles to unfunny jews to destroy black successful comedians.

Pineapple express is fucking funny though. Best part, I've never even seen it stoned

Seinfeld was good.

all he did was steal kevin smith's dialogue

OY GEVALT
Its Jewish humor, you antisemite!

A goy walks down the street wearing nothing but a jacket, a jewess is walking past and he opens it up and flashes her, of all things! The kiken simply responds 'Oh my that's an expensive lining you have there goy, you must have a good tailor'

Hahahaha. Ohh. Oh my.
You simple goys will never understand the sophistication of our humor.

It’s their turn!!!

I can't think of a single comedian worth a flying fuck right now.

Maybe Ron Funches but even he's pretty boring. Something flipped with Obama where suddenly comedy became utter bullshit.

Comedy got gangfucked along with GamerGate at the same time by largely the same people.

But yeah, standup is beyond cringe now.

Seinfeld and the old Jewish comics of the 50s-90s were actually talented. This new generation of Jewish comics like Amy schumer or Silverman are just shitty talentless hacks who only got to where they are today because of some famous relative.

Wasted digits, fuck Seinfeld. Watched his stand-up set in Vegas and he was boring and predictable. Most over rated comic of his era

>Seinfeld and the old Jewish comics of the 50s-90s were actually talented.

We'll never have Jewish comedians like Rodney Dangerfield, Lenny Bruce and Don Rickles ever again.

I tried reading this aloud just after I wrote it and realised that as I was already telling the 'joke' in a kike voice, that when the kikess in the joke begins speaking, I was using a double jew accent. Like having two jew pedals on an effects loop.

My further findings where that if I made the lady within the joke quote a rabbi, my voice destorted beyond all recognition due to excessive oversaturation of juden.

Just so you know.
Try it at home?

He was a great observational comic but it's clear now that Larry David was the driving force behind Seinfeld's success.

Are you saying that Seinfeld sucks? fuck you

Only jewish comedian i like is mel brooks because he didnt push political correct bait and instead cranked out one taboo movie after another, like The Producers or Jews in Space(it is a scene but still i love it), and he wasnt afraid to make fun of jews at all.

I've been asking this for years. Also, shitty architects.

that movie was garbage, and that was in the days when I though weed was cool

>Katherine Heigl
she isnt jewish you faggot

I hate to admit that I will always love Seinfeld, the show. Also inadvertently redpilled. The characters are extremely degenerate and they turn out to have pretty miserable lives.

Lenny Bruce was perhaps the greatest antithesis of the Jewish PC comedian of all time.
Pushing constantly against PC barriers and trying to disarm the way the left now used restriction of words like weapons.

youtube.com/watch?v=gfNhiRGQ-js

its the warfare of cowards

take a recent episode of curb your enthusiasm
Larry has a fatwa declared on him and seeks advice from Salman Rushdie, a jew who actually HAS had a fatwa declared on him.
the implication is that this "holy war" that muslims have decided to carry out clearly for divine reasons is nothing but a joke to them
not trying to side with either muslims or jews here, but this basically expresses the conflict as a whole
go read saul alinskys rules of power or whatever and it says right their "ridicule is your best weapoin" it's a way to maintain civility enough to not get killed but keep things uncivil enough that you can bea horrible dick to people

hah no
ever heard of freak and geeks?
apatow and mike white have been grooming him for decades, he's grade A hollywood brainwashed slave

KEEP IT BUMPED AND I'LL DUMP

Did someone Clockwork Orange you into watching a bunch of comedy that you didn't like?

Salman Rushdie is a Anglo Paki exmuslim not a Jew, although he does look like a Jew. He looks like Kubrick actually.

Doesn't matter, all Jews face judgement soon

>Don Rickles
Probably one of the top five of all time. we will not see a comedian this influential in this much of a cultural icon again in our lifetimes.


i just think stand up in general is lacking for everyone. Other than Bill Burr and Hannibal Buress I cant think of anyone who is current and absolutely killing it.

as far a jews go... i think in the next few years Chris Gethard and Moshe Kasher will mature into amazing tier one stand ups. they just are not quiet there yet.

my bad, but the point still stands:

larry david made the joke, salman was used to provide the real world experience and relevance

Why do they all have those constantly raised eye brows? As an expression, I mean.

The movie depicted a perfect example of a good time with your friends. Don't tell me you'd rather sit around reading your Bible instead of getting into car chases and listining to talk radio in the woods and getting stoned

Seinfeld is total shit. Curb your enthusiasm is much better.

Nathan Fielder is good. He reminds me of Andy Kaufman

>used to love Pineapple Express
>realize the whole superbad/zack and miri make a porno community is human cancer

Truly, we've missed out on JewKino. Modern day Hollyjews are also incredibly overrated when compared to the Jews of old Hollywood. I mean who's this generation Kubrick? Jews aren't standing out in the arts like they used to be. In the last decade, black comics like Dave Chappelle have dominated the comic circuit whilst white directors like Nolan brothers have dominated kino films, which was unheard of in the 80s and 70s. Did the old Jews that built Hollywood spoil their kids and dulled their natural kike creativity ?

A form of nepotism

Holy shit, I just checked and they are all actually Jewish. I knew a couple were, but shit. Could they make it any more obvious?

I kinda wanna see Trump legalize weed on the federal level just the faggots like Rogan would always have to stew on the fact the president they despise so much did the one thing they've always talked so much shit about doing for so many years and that not even their chosen president Hilldawg would've done.

Bonus if it happened right around the time Rogan and the other faggots were finishing up another dude weed lamo comedy movie where weeds still illegal just to completely BTFO it, not to mention legalized weed is very well likely to kill the weed comedy movies since so much of the comedy said movies consist of it being illegal and doing it so blatantly and still managing to get away with it.

the comedians seem to be going so political, they are not funny and just get polite claps.

John CURRENT YEAR Oliver.

I hate his british dental plan.

we should clone him only so that we can lock him in a room wit himself and watch them exhaust each other to death through every logical fallacy you could possibly fathom.

It would be like olympic championship finals for 2 lucky quadriplegics.

>community
Can't enjoy a movie because of its "community." It's a movie. If it's good, it doesn't matter if bad people like it. You're letting the opinions of others dictate your own.

spbp

Basically, see how special and funny my little spawn is?

humor used to be about social commentary and pointing things out in an ironic light. see: bill hicks, george carlin, etc. good stand-up comedians used to make you laugh and think about why you're laughing. it was powerful, powerful stuff.

modern "humor" is all monkey cheese fart jokes. it does not inspire any thought in people. why would this be desirable?

Too soft a childhood. Older jews at least grew up with more of a work ethic and a tougher skin. Today's are little foreskinless snowflakes.

Some terrorist assholes would just bust all of the clones out and set them loose on the world. There would be John Olivers in every nation hosting identical shows.

Please please please legalize weed to troll me.

>massive twat
She clearly didn't suck any fat Jews dicks and was cast aside .

She's a Catholic btw

I wouldn't be surprised at this rate.

We're joking too, that's the sad part.

Bill Burr is good

John Oliver is hilarious. His comedy requires an understanding of facts so I get why you don't get his humor.

honestly the only one really doing anything successful at the moment is Gabriel Iglatias and thats mainly because he does the comedy that appeals to everybody while trying not to get political about anything.

Even then you have groups getting pissed at him because he's not going full retard on political issues like others have.

As far as older comedians go the last really good comedy special I've seen was by Bobcat Goldthwait on HBO a few years back

A face that desperately calls out for a Hard Punch.

Why are the margionalized so quick to blame others for their failures?

Seriously if you wanted to shut up the political left, just legalize weed. The opposition will fall apart if more of them are stoned and and just wanna watch netflix, instead of sober and angry.

nepotism

>Nathan Fielder
I love nathan for you but i dont know anything about his actual stand up? its worth checking out?

I would sell my soul to the Devil to see Rogen and Oliver shoved into gas chambers and getting to pour the Zyklon pellets in myself.

Because you goys Keep buying their shit. Also FU Seth was funny innitially.

>I can't think of a single comedian worth a flying fuck right now.

He did

Because the Jews care more about their agenda than making us laugh.

(((They))) like promoting these pear-shaped soy boys like Seth Rogan and Will Farrell. Using these crypto-Jews, they portray white men as imbecilic and infantile. Farrell excels at this and almost all of his movies follow the same formula:

>protag is """""white""""" male
>protag is hyper masculine alpha at top of his field
>protag's masculinity is source of over-the-top humor
>audience is conditioned to cringe and laugh at white masculinity
>protag suffers some humiliating defeat
>protag must lean on support of """""diverse""""" friends to help him through
>protag learns to fall back on others instead of being the best man he can be
>some lame joke reminding audience masculinity is bad
>end credits with outtakes

I'm glad Kikewood is imploding between historic low revenues and historic rapist witch hunts.

Springtime for Hitler is great m8

Your bait is actually not half bad. You may get a hook soon....

Freaks and Geeks was pretty good though

Apatow mode:
Use all your (((jokes))) in the first 1/3 of the movie. Terrible drama makes up the rest of it.

>jews control the media
New here kid?

yeah, it requires knowing facts so you can realize how fucking delusional he is. he's a great comedian then

He got exiled from Britain standup

>Jews aren't standing out in the arts like they used to be.
>Did the old Jews that built Hollywood spoil their kids and dulled their natural kike creativity ?

Yes. Jews back in the day had to work hard and be talented to actually make it. Nowadays they are given a chance based on who they know or who their parents are.
Seriously, look at everyone who became famous or noteworthy in film and television from the last 20 years and 95% will have a relative in film and television or one who is wealthy and influential in politics or another industry like art, sport, academia or fashion. They rarely get their opportunities through merit.

Nepotism and cronyism destroyed film, comedy and television.

It's a disgrace that the land of Monty Python spawned this sack of shit.

He hath spoken. Burn Jews and niggers

crowd mentality
everyone awkwardly laugh until everyone is eventually laughing at each-others laughs

>Nepotism and cronyism destroyed film, comedy and television.

It's destroying the country desu

Kek, he's a literal cuck, his wife hates him

>i don't watch live comedy shows the post

Comedy is banging right now.

James Franco is actually good though

Checked, kekked, and heiled.

Nepotism. They got the power, money and influence to push their unfunny, talentless relatives into the goyim.

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Have a look at anyone that comes to mind from the entertainment industry on this site. If they're "white" there's a 95%+ they are actually Jewish. Hollywood is a Jewish industry.

Sorry, I remember him being funny doing sets on late night shows. But that was many years ago and I can't find anything recent on the internet. Maybe he hasn't done any stand up recently.

You have no idea what I would give to see Apatow and his entire degenerate family shot by an Einatzgruppen detachment.

He's alright but nothing exceptional. He has a few decent performances under his belt but nothing particularly noteworthy aside from 127 Hours. He's an abysmal director.
I loved the Disaster Artist and am frightened he is going to make a horrible adaptation. The trailer hasn't filled me with much hope.

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>Why do Jews push unfunny comedians on us?

I dont know, sjw humor makes me throw up in my mouth.
The only thing funny about it is how much they fail, but i bet THEY dont see that.

memes are 300% funnier than comedy

We need a good Holocaust sitcom
Would be great to recycle Hogan's Heroes scripts.
SS Sergeant Shultz " I smell nothing, Nothing."

it makes sense, on stern a lot of comidans talk about a 4 way split that happens in their careers (continue stand up, try movies, get on tv, host a late night show) and that most people only take one road. It looks like nathan took the TV route.

for me to be considered a "comedian" its gotta be stand up. you can be a "comedy actor" but without any stand up you cant call yourself a comedian.

No hes not, fuck off faggot.

he is kind of funny though

We can see right through your VPN Rogen.

A large portion of the Hogan's Heroes cast were Holocaust survivors actually. Some of them had spent time in Nazi concentration camps.

This guy is one of the biggest degenerates around. I've seen two of his movies and both were fucking disgusting.