I met Donald Trump at a truck stop a few years back. He said he was scouting for a new location for a hotel. He bought only a cup of coffee and a jelly sandwich. Much to my surprise, instead of lighting the high end cigar he was holding, he cracked it open and sprinkled the tobacco on the sandwich, and proceeded to eat the jelly and tobacco sandwich like it was the best thing he'd ever had. Then he pulled a container from his coat pocket and poured the coffee into it. He said it was "for safekeeping purposes". The weirdest thing happened next: He looked around to make sure no one was looking, then took a bottle of Dr. Pepper from his suitcase and filled the empty coffee cup with it and proceeded to drink the soft drink. I don't know why he thought it wasn't allowed, but he called it "the perfect crime". Finally, he took off in a worn-out Toyota with some tattooed guy who identified himself only as "the dungeon master" when I asked him who he was.
Jack Scott
MAGA
Dylan Watson
...
Jordan White
waoo?
Jeremiah Gray
>Cerveja I don't mind portuguese at all.
Ethan Bell
How can I tell if I've been compromised by the jews?
Liam Richardson
DID HE JUST dQw4w9WgXcQ US
Jeremiah Clark
something, something Kellyanne.
Adam Myers
>going from Pearl Harbor to Japan madman
Jordan Long
Awoovement
Bentley Hughes
Awojap
Nathaniel Edwards
>apoplectic
Carter Diaz
portugal lives in your mind rent free.
Sebastian Parker
Stay safe!
Jeremiah Hughes
Make white babies
Thomas Hughes
>Japan Gundams will be real in your lifetime.
Jordan Wright
When is President Trump arriving in Japan????
Nathan Myers
>Half of them (or more) would happily be raped and murdered by the feral negroes in the name of diversity. Give them what they want. Only better place would be Brazil so the Brazilian Hans here could get target practice.
Jacob Harris
MAGA
James Rodriguez
>if you have to ask
John White
Came here to post this kek
Leo Diaz
a-po-plec-tic
for all you non-native english speakers
David Sullivan
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Adrian Nelson
>you shouldn't even be on Sup Forums if WEEDLMAO is more important to you than the survival of the white race. You’re right, busting a few drug dealers will save the white race. Taking down the corrupt party that allows borders to stay open is not very important.
David Barnes
Wow, that blatant character assassination. What a bunch of post modernist losers!
Joseph Thompson
The Lord’s Day
Jaxon Sanchez
It's fine, outnumbering Mosques 500,000 to 80 is not bad.
Christian Hall
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Lucas Powell
>be Obama >leave party millions of dollars in debt >party loses thousands of seats nationwide under leadership >be Hillary >essentially buy DNC >use control of party by elbow out the left-wing populist >after a year of "right wing conspiracies" that you rigged the primary even your former cronies start pulling the knives out >party virtually collapses >leftists and liberals alike still suck the farts out of both your assholes
Jeremiah Wilson
how
Nolan Gray
Z>by the leader of the New Constitution Party of Canada who?
>david cameron should reprint the picture with a phone number for the ex british PM
Joshua Anderson
>I'm at Pearl Harbor, and I just heard what those gook bastards did, they are gonna pay!
TRUMP NO
James Cook
Who cares? Go and see Ivanka, she is already there!
>They will pay for every attack against us I love the Emperor
Ryder Ward
>one day closer to Christmas edition MAGA hat release
Jacob Jones
Rip to the french Sup Forums, they trolled so hard some feminists that the fucking government is calling for them to be shut down
Asher Hill
Is it possible that we could have an Attorney General that can 1) Go after Drug Crime 2) Not be a retard and fuck over the Trump Administration by tainting his victory by giving ammo to the Dems 3) Go after Political Corruption/Crimes in the Democrat party
Oliver Miller
>there will experience an America with no democratic party in your lifetime
Nolan Stewart
>F-35 finally landing What a great day
Logan Collins
>Ivanka Trump pulls her daughter away from the slimy pedophile hiding in the bushes.
Liam Parker
>wake up >check Trumps twitter It's happening, isn't it?
Alexander Peterson
I used to not like Seinfeld, but now I think it’s pretty funny desu. My roommate used to watch it ALL the time.
Dylan Edwards
Love.
Caleb Martin
I've always loved this song, such a great jam.
Isaiah Garcia
I'm waiting for the cnn article saying just that.
What was the other word he used that they did that with? Cosmopolitian?
Owen Taylor
>pastebin.com/JnS5Qy2Q You posted a bunch of things that are true, none of which he did. . .
Yes markets are up. What did he do to make that happen? Pass his tax plan? No. Import tariffs? no . . . what did *he* actually do?
Anthony Wood
I am very excite.
Ayden Wood
>dQw4w9WgXcQ i recognize that url NOT SO FAST
Dominic Sanchez
2014 seems to have been a pretty good year for whites. 2015 not as much.
Blake Parker
It was a trick played on other people... "you got rick'rolled"
Ian White
Ivanka is an ugly kike fucking whore. I only care about the God Emperor.
Justin Peterson
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Nicholas Williams
make a bunch of threads promoting islam they'll provide state funding instead
Joshua Russell
I think Bernie is smart enough to not run in 2020. He will realize that anyone running against Trump will be running into a buzzsaw. A sap like Kamala Harris will be this rendition of Walter Mondale
Christopher Nguyen
>Gundams will be real in your lifetime. it's not the same without /ourgundam/... hold me /ptg/
Dominic Flores
they died as they lived froganon, do not cry for them.
Nolan Thompson
This morning's tweetstorm may be his best ever. Each a work of shitposting mastery. I could feel the chimpouts being stoked as i read them.
nipfriend are you going to run at mommy melania with a gift so you can get arrested and beat up by her elite team of sex guards?
Dylan Robinson
>Getting antifa to protest in the Congo How hard would this be to make happen?
Joseph Sanchez
The Ozone is in dan-
Carter Williams
YES
Christian Perry
Lads, how long would it take to get an endoscopy in Canada or another "free" healthcare country? I have private insurance that usually gets me into things pretty quick, but I can't get an endoscopy done for another month and a half. If I have to wait over a month and a half here with private insurance, how fucking long would you have to wait in canada?
Christopher Lewis
LOW ENERGY CLAPPING!
Andrew Hall
How can you actually suggest that import tarrifs enacted by his administration (specifically against Canada) have nothing to do with Trump? Trump put Wilbur Ross and Robert Lighthizer in those positions and game them direction.
Cooper Smith
Normal people say men and women, but the politically correct press specifies male or female so as not to offend genderfucked crazies who identify as the opposite sex.
Noah Lopez
this pic feels ripe for meme making
Alexander Murphy
The best part is he won't even be in the country for their faggy little limpout tomorrow.
Ian Foster
It's seasonal, it never was in "danger".
Xavier Green
Is there any American Citizen on Earth that can do those 3 things? Or must we choose between then as they are mutually exclusive? How is Sessions objectively the best person on earth to fill that position?
Can someone please tell me why there are absolutely zero better options for Attorney General?
Didn't Comey outline the crimes that Hillary committed with her private emails? And then just say "well she broke the law but she didn't intend to, so no reasonable prosecution would press charges". Loretta Lynch could have pressed charges if she wanted to but obviously she didn't want to.
Why doesn't Sessions want to press charges on Crimes we know she committed?
Lets say for the sake of argument that all drugs are ruthlessly and relentlessly driven out of our society regardless. Let's just put the topic of drug law enforcement out of the equation. Assume drug laws are handled in the best case scenario whatever that means based on your political views.
Address the reluctance of Sessions to go after DNC/Clinton Foundation Corruption
Tyler Ramirez
Are you saying only a few dealers have been busted out of many, or that there is some sort of Schrödinger's Mexican at hands here, where the Mexicans invaded U.S. so fucking hard that 64 million people want a fucking wall between the states - but at the same they only include few drug dealers because Mexico are in actuality bringing their best in U.S.?
Kill them all if they don't leave, who has pity on the people drugging communities?
Adrian Wright
Que's qe sais les situationnes?
Jace Ross
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Kevin Davis
Peterson is a faggot, take your leaf garbage to Sup Forums We really need an eceleb board so we can just start banning the shitheels who post them
>live in portland >mom is going to be volunteering downtown tomorrow >trump is stoking the fire I don't think those shits are going to actually try anything because it'll be raining but I'm still deeply goncenred.
Isaiah Sullivan
>Yes markets are up. What did he do to make that happen? I wonder if it has anything to do with Trump cutting all of those arbitrary regulations?
Isaiah King
look in your wallet debt-servant >that's your official debt-slave card
