Book Of Mormon

Can /pol refute these points with bigoted statements?

And if you can't (protip you can't) why aren't you reading the Book Of Mormon every day?

youtube.com/watch?v=Mm-AXJNXiB8

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comedycentral.com.au/south-park/videos/south-park-all-about-mormons-clips
comedycentral.com.au/south-park/videos/south-park-all-about-mormons-clips#joseph-smith-part-4
behindthename.com/name/lazar
youtube.com/watch?v=N3cJ7MMciGg
utlm.org/navtopicalindex.htm
utlm.org/navonlineresources.htm
youtube.com/watch?v=ag7R3Y9GjLY
cesletter.org/Letter-to-a-CES-Director.pdf
youtu.be/EvSo0ate4tM?t=640
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The only Mormons I know are degenerate swingers, so I'm not interested.

>The only Mormons I know are degenerate swingers

that's a lazy outlook. Everyone on /pol is a complete autist, who I would literally never socialize IRL with but i still come here because it's where truth is.

BTFO

Yeah, but I work with one of the people in the couple, and they are insanely degenerate. Super Mormon and then go out and fuck strangers at the drop of the hat. I don't really care if you believe me or not, but it's true.

mormons are some of the most functional white people in america at the moment. look at how many catholics completely abandon the religion and then look at your local protestant church ordaining a lesbian minister and then look at LDS. whatever amount of poz mormonism has taken, it's much less than other types of christianity.

How do you keep a Mormon from drinking your beer?
>Bring another Mormon.
They aren't any better than the rest of us lazy protestants. They just have magic underwear and bizarre rituals.

How were the Nephites able to build a temple equal to Solomon's in the new world with less workers, equipment, and supplies in a less developed area but did it faster than Solomon's men?

What's a Nephite and post pics of said temple.

Mormons are gullible cultists and Brigham Young was a conspirator of the Mountain Meadows Massacre

>Yeah, but I work with one of the people in the couple, and they are insanely degenerate. Super Mormon and then go out and fuck strangers at the drop of the hat.

Dragging up 1 anectdotal evidence of negativity is very lazy. The numbers don't lie.

Mormons are the only religous group that is not insanely insular(Hasidic jews, muslims, mennonites, amish) that are having more than 2.11 children and functioning in a modern society. If you're white in 100 years from now. you're probably going to be Mormon. it's just the facts. I'm surprised a /pol user hasn't looked up these demographic statistics.
>I don't really care if you believe me or not, but it's true.

I do believe you. My uncle's brother is a stake president who excommunicated a ton of swingers and spouse swappers in his stake.

>Mormons are gullible cultists and Brigham Young was a conspirator of the Mountain Meadows Massacre

wow a whole 500 people died in that massacre?? How many Mormons were killed prior to arriving in Utah??

And has no other religion ever been involved in killing?

Very weak point user. bring up better stuff.

Neat. What if I told you that I know quite a few mormons and they all have been degenerates when other Mormons aren't around?
>lived in SLC for a few years.

>but did it faster than Solomon's men?

where does it say they built it faster?pic of temple

So they used hand tools and Bronze axes just like in Solomon's time? I'm straight up amazed user. Where do I go to get my nipple protectors and magic underwear. Also, I'm going to need a magic hallpass to get in to that Temple so I can check it out.

>So they used hand tools and Bronze axes just like in Solomon's time? I'm straight up amazed user.

that's a temple in chingchong.

How did they build the nephite temple faster than soloman's masonic ancestors?

pic. related

Using Industrial age equipment?

>all been degenerates
I'd call you liar or a fool. I've been around mormons my entire life and they are no different than any other group. Most are just people trying to do the best they can with a few that are shit.

True, and I don't mean degenerate by my standards, but by theirs. I drink a beer here and there, I'm having one now.
When you are commanded to lock away every vice your imagination runs wild and you go extra crazy when released. That's the best way I can describe mormons.

I grew up Mormon and I’ll tell you, they are delusional bluepilled cucks. Every last one of em. 100%

>I've been around mormons my entire life and they are no different than any other group. Most are just people trying to do the best they can

the mormon community though is a pretty key difference though.

true there isn't much difference between your average american baptist / methodist / catholic because they are all having like 1 or 2 children on average.

Mormons are having 3-4 on average. The only other religious communities are the most oppressive communities you could possibly think of.

Go learn about hasidic jews very insular. very harsh on differing thought. Mormons have the high birth rate, but their community is not crazy oppressive.

>they are delusional bluepilled cucks. Every last one of em. 100%

then why are there so many mormon posts on /pol user? are they created by mormon angels? if there's one mormon chad posting here, then there is 100%-1 that is a bluepilled cuck.

are you dumb with percents or something??

NAILED IT
Why are there so many people from Madagascar here?

I got only into the first chapters of Alma before being distracted by glaring anachronisms.
PRO TIP: Solomon wouldn't have owned anything made of brass

this.

I grew up Mormon too. I love my family, but damn, do they believe some dumb shit. Also, fuck giving away 10% of your (((increase))) to a fucking corporation that spends billions on shopping malls and condo developments.

Mormon chicks will do some freaky shit to your peener when they are hot for a husband though.

>Solomon wouldn't have owned anything made of brass
where does it say he owned things made of brass and are you a double PhD in metalurgy and Archeology ?

Not a universal trait.

I lived with one for 6 months. She'd do whatever I asked.

>one
>6 months
What an impressive sample. Did you publish your study findings?

No, but I published my pictures of her :)

>Did you publish your study findings?

lulz

Anecdotal evidences don't get published like standard statistical samplings????

Pics or it didn't happen.

It was 2000. I threw them up on usenet but I don't have a CF card reader or the 4 MB CF card that was in the camera.

...

>it didn't happen

>I published my pictures of her :)
Let's see how hot this Mormon is.

I know the girl in the middle. Her gram is @arichey

very pretty girl. very nice as well. I met her in Manhattan when she came out to cheer for BYU at an NIT game at the garden.

K.
Don't think I haven't looked for them. I would put them up if I could find them.
How many pictures from 2000 do you have readily available?

Mormon girls are very attractive. If you're a white guy who can pretend to be interested in Mormonism you can get your knob slobbed by one of these broads.

rare!!!

>Don't think I haven't looked for them. I would put them up if I could find them.
>How many pictures from 2000 do you have readily available?

If she's really that hot, you should have no problem finding them somewhere on the internet.

otherwise you're not a Chad and she's not pretty so get off this board.

I had a film camera through '03 but those are all digitized on a portable hard drive now & backed up on a series of usb drives.

I posted them on something like alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.girlfriends or something like that. If you knew anything about newsgroups you would know they were gone like 24 hours after they were posted unless you saved them.
I have plenty of pics from back then, but no lewds. You handle those differently user. I deleted the most obvious copies after I broke up with her because I was still trying to be a virtuous person.

ohhhhhh

Regardless of petty observations of people and church norms, why can't anyone effectively argue that the people who witnessed the BOM never denied their testimony of it. It's an indisputable fact that the origin of the book wasn't Joseph Smith. Literally the only book every printed that wasn't written by a person but came from a higher power.

He saw magic plate and transcribed the "word of god" He's literally mohammed. You may as well be muslim.

Mormons are wackos

Naw, Joe Smiff and his cohorts never lied about nuthin'. You holy drawers peeps are a hoot.

>because I was still trying to be a virtuous person.
this is a wonderful little story

You should have zero problem googling her name and finding pics if she's hot. perhaps she wasn't hot and you're only now dating hot women. idk

so many girls i know when i search BYU girls in google images. the two on the left also lived in nyc.

here's the girl on the left's fb:

kikebook.com/brooke.holt.52

>He saw magic plate and transcribed the "word of god

you aren't debating the merits of the witnesses moron.

No one ever does that effectively. you leap to muslim comparisons. very weak and lazy tactic.

>return if the jew
I didn't realize Jews follow Christianity

Don't fucking dox people, and I know her name obviously, but I'm not going to post it here. I may be a soulless heathen, but I'm not going to fuck someone's life up 17 years on because of a stupid tryst back at the millenium
>It's a schizophrenic from NY state vs a schizophrenic from the middle east post.

The only pictures I've lost were on a hard drive that got fried during a move. It had the only nudes I've ever taken of a chick I was in a relationship with. Hence the multiple USB backups now.

I have lots of lewds, but they are for me, not for you or anyone else.
I hear you though, that's how I ended up with 10TB in my computer and 2X 2TB backup drives.

This board uses BTFO like the left uses "SLAMMED", "DESTROYED", "ROASTED" and etc. It's disgusting desu

Yup. That's what they say. I've yet to see proof of it, but that's what they say.

>Don't fucking dox people

no one is doxing anyone. she can accept any messages she wants.

learn how to use fb user. don't act like you're 55 years old.

>It's a schizophrenic from NY state vs a schizophrenic from the middle east post.

what the hell does this even mean??

so everyone that starts a religion is a schizo? makes sense L Ron Hubbard knew pretty well his "religion" was an incredible tax shelter. not schizo there.

>still a very weak and lazy argument.

Everyone who saw them were either smith's family members or ((((financiers)))) real trustworthy sources.

First thing one of you leafs said that I agree with.

>((((financiers))))
not true

Oliver Cowdery wasn't a family member not to mention the entire whitmer family.

nice try. only martin Harris was a (((financier)))

I don't use Facebook, and I'm not interested in facebook. You posted some personal info, and that's why I called you out.
Joseph Smith and Mohammed are the only two to get visited by Gabriel to translate texts. If you don't see something fishy about it, I'm sorry.

user see post below

poor argument against the witnesses of the Book of Mormon

>Mohammed visited by Gabriel
First time hearing this. Have a handy source?

>/pol refute these points with bigoted statements? And if you can't (protip you can't) why aren't you reading the Book Of Mormon every day? youtube.com/watch?v=Mm-AXJNXiB8/

never heard of that board before

Well, if your "prophet " scam artist and his fellow henchmen woulda ponied up with those plates that was translated by the four- flusher " prophet " from " Reformed Egyptian " ( an alphabet only the flim-flam man could translate with his " seer stones " ) nobody could say they were full of crap or trying to run a con game.
These witnesses where about as honest as a bunch of " pidgeon droppers " on a mark.

>Quintessentially Mormon

>You posted some personal info

ok posted mark zuckerbergs facebook profile. you have security settings for a reason.

kikebook.com/zuck

>I don't use Facebook, and I'm not interested in facebook.

learn how to use facebook before you try to (((call ))) someone out. very jewish thing to do user.

>with bigoted statements
Ok. Mormons are fucking retarded and their viewpoint is so wrong it shouldn't need to be addressed.

Using facebook is a very jewish thing to do. I don't care how fat the people I went to high school with got.

dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
comedycentral.com.au/south-park/videos/south-park-all-about-mormons-clips

>mormonism
A perfect mix of faggotry and Christianity.
>b-but mormons hate gays!
Every single mormon I've seen was a low-test and looked like a faggot, like the kid in your vid.

Moroni is baloney, Smithite.

>>Quintessentially Mormon
literally no one else "witnessed" anything mohammad did. that's the point of the witnesses user. again your mudslime comparisons are very lazy and very poor.

BOM witnesses upheld their testimonies in courts of law. no one upheld witnesses of anything mohammad did. very very poor comparison.

>OP's presenter

>Using facebook is a very jewish thing to do.
no crap shirlock

You use facebook to spread propaganda. get with the program. are you useful for anything??

Of course people "witnessed" it. Just as many people that "witnessed" your demigod jabbering at fake plates.
I believe in Jesus, who died for my sins and no other. No one came after, he is the Lamb of God and the Savior of Mankind. If you believe in some retarded New Yorker you're probably going to burn in hell. Sorry user

I'm not useful for facebook? Why do I want to be a part of the hive-mind? Did you know that myspace recently reintroduced all of their old profiles? Would you be embarrassed by mr mormon in 2006? Go check it out and see if you can figure out how to delete it!
Did you know that photobucket just redid their site? Did you know that most of you retards used the same username between myspace and photobucket? Do you know what fusker means?
>FAGGOT

>"witnessed" your demigod jabbering at fake plates.

what the hell does that even mean?

the three witnesses met the angel moroni.

>OP's presenter

your arguments suck so much ass you have to resort to personal attacks. increase your intellectual capacity user. this is beneath you

You think I'm mormon?
Weird.
Try again.

I'm not mormon but if I were, your well reasoned argument would have surely caused my immediate disenfranchisement.

>The angel moroni
>moroni
>moron
You are set up for failure my friend.

"The best part"
comedycentral.com.au/south-park/videos/south-park-all-about-mormons-clips#joseph-smith-part-4

lulz

>comedycentral
Nothx

Actually, it's a great episode. Even if you're mormon as long as you can take a joke.

>12 posts by this ID
I fucked a crazy mormon back in the day, that's why I'm here
>Why are you?

>increase your intellectual capacity user. this is beneath you
Don't make me laugh. Some religion that was pulled out of some schizo's ass is in no way above me.

You're retarded if you genuinely believe the bullshit your book teaches you

Would you like to buy a Charter Boat I got for sale operating out of Bonneville ? Cheap. You seem to be the right guy to take my highly successful operation over.

>You are set up for failure my friend.

and this name is pronounced loser in english.

behindthename.com/name/lazar

still so many weak arguments. common user. again personal attacks are beneath you. Actually attack the weaknesses in the argument. do something. please you're getting boring.

I'll give it a god. Didn't they do a Mormon porn movie movie a few years ago? I Orgasmo or something like that. It wasn't that funny.

youtube.com/watch?v=N3cJ7MMciGg

Listen to these Arrogant and prideful words of smith. Remember GOD hates pride. Proverbs 16:5 The LORD detests all the proud of heart. Be sure of this: They will not go unpunished.

"Come on! ye prosecutors! ye false swearers! All hell, boil over! Ye burning mountains, roll down your lava! for I will come out on top at last. I have more to boast of than ever any man had. I am the only man that has ever been able to keep a whole church together since the days of Adam. A large majority of the whole have stood by me. Neither Paul, John, Peter, nor Jesus ever did it. I boast that no man ever did such a work as I. The followers of Jesus ran away from Him; but the Latter-day Saints never ran away from me yet...When they can get rid of me, the devil will also go." (History of the Church, Vol. 6, p. 408, 409) Joseph Smith


The Bible is all you need

8For by grace you have been saved through faith; and that not of yourselves, it is the gift of God; 9not as a result of works, so that no one may boast. 10For we are His workmanship, created in Christ Jesus for good works, which God prepared beforehand so that we would walk in them. Ephesians 2:8-10 (NAS)


utlm.org/navtopicalindex.htm

utlm.org/navonlineresources.htm

youtube.com/watch?v=ag7R3Y9GjLY

*go

This user may be a bible thumper, but he gets it. This guy is the reason we preserve our traditions and religion despite you retarded heretics.

Good chunk of my family is mormon as are most of my neighbors so it is of some interest to me. I also dislike mischaracterization of people in general but especially of people I actually know something about.

Refute this;
cesletter.org/Letter-to-a-CES-Director.pdf

Fair enough. I don't know any Mormons in Utah, but the religion seems incredibly retarded and a barrier between you and Christ. I'm going to pass on this one.

Orgasmo was the same guys who made Baseketball and do South Park now. It was... okay. I guess. It was not a porn.

>(NAS)
this is your first mistake user. using a weak minded crappy american version of the bible. only chads use kjv

>This user may be a bible thumper, but he gets it.

This guy is bullcrap. resorting to a grace arguement. see no one can dispute the witnesses of the Book of Mormon. It's impossible.

Keep bringing up extraneous bible articles from junky american versions

Sorry, it was about doing a porn. It was not porn. Sorry. I saw Baseketball in the movie theater. I'm old. I was in 11th grade the first year South Park aired.

Mormons will deliberately lie to you or withhold information from you if it scars theirs image:

youtu.be/EvSo0ate4tM?t=640

Pretty interesting story about how they avoid certain elements in Joseph Smith's death in which the church itself cataloged way back in the day.

Yeah, I'm not going to hinge belief on 3 fuckheads that were financially and/or culturally intertwined for a portion or the whole of their lives. Whitmer became a politician later in his life, you think he would just deny his testimony? No-one would believe him anymore for giving extremists room to bed their religion. As for his deathbed shit. I'm curious whether or not J. J. Snyder just wrote this bullshit under pressure and had a delirious and dying Whitmer sign off the letter. Similar to how so many take advantage of dying people with wills and contracts.

All dogmatic religion is retarded. If God wants to talk to me, he knows where I'm at. Since he's supposedly timeless, he shouldn't need an earthly mouthpiece (aka prophet, pope, poobah whatever), since can talk to all of us individually if he wanted to make sure we had The Word.