Ask me anything

Hello, God here, ask me anything

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Fuck off astral nigger, we're full.

Whats the location of the photo?

My backyard

If you made white man, who made black man?

>God is an Australian
Things are starting to make sense.

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Why did you make people of all shapes and sizes and color?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

The Gods of Old, the Men of Renoun.

why did you create niggers spics pajeets poos chinks slavs and mosquitoes?

Are you a Serb?

topfuckingkek

When will the librals stop with the trump Russia collusion?

When the United States becomes the seperate states.

why did you create mosquitoes? they serve no purpose other than to spread disease

They are part of a larger cycle.

Make my dick a lot bigger, god :)

Why are women such fucking whores?

Jesus was white, right? I mean he's supposed to be an image of perfect, and all.

> Why are whores such fucking whores?
Gee I don't fucking know. Tautology much.

why did you create niggers?

Ruddy complexion, like you would stepping out of a hot bath.

Why have your men given up on me?

Probably cuz they don't want to sit beside stinky cum crusted whores on Sunday morning.

Fools!

These women do not go to Church. Since you do not worship a higher power, so do you women seek men of higher power.

going to church is boring and I get nothing out of it

hey bro

>My backyard

This is where you became lame and unoriginal.

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Stephan can blame the insects for his perversions all he likes.

Do not obey me.
This statement is false.

Why do you fuck your Son?

Why do you have perversion in your heart?

Why does the Heisenberg limit exist?

cause hes Austrian?

Read that in the Bible

It doesn't, neither does dark matter.

Are you an abo lord?

Lord of All The Worlds. The colour of your heart is most important, but thou shall not build a Tower of Babel.

>Renoun

That's some interesting spelling.
Has living in Australia made you retarded?

"God" can't answer that but I can, it is because the universe is mass experiencing itself. Uncertainty is simply the experience of observation causing the quantum nature of matter to be cast into a probabilistic certitude. consider the single slit, the delta x is so small that the ccv, delta p becomes large.

Who handles soul transfer for the infinite creator?

oh shit, God went full retard!!

bump for interest.

Tell us about the Bible. Is it literally "your word"?

Dad? Jesus here. Stop embarassing me on Sup Forums.