ROOMMATE HATE THREAD

>Shared house, don't know anyone

>nigger who has literally always shouted, never spoken with normal volume and listens super loud to shitty radio all day long

>gigantic polish bodybuilder who tries to look at you intimidatingly but looks like a retarded autist. literally hates me for no reason. always asks me to clean the splashed water around the bathtub after I shower, even though I always do but there are some drops that remain and he asks me nicely to clean the drops too. everybody else leaves their shit in the toilet, way more water splashed and hair everywhere but he is scared of the nigger and doesn't tell him to clean shit. he only asks me to clean, always with the word "please" but with a straight autistic face
>same polish bodybuilder walks around the house literally only with speedos.
>other roommate is a polish cuck with his polish whore
>once the cuck shouted at me "shut the fuck up" because I accused him of lying because I knew it was him who left his puke in the toilet
>i kept accusing him and he did nothing but screech and ended up cleaning the puke
>2 based old brits that you can never hear that they exist, i like them.
>I hate yet to see one fucking normal polish person


your turn, faggotrons

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theguardian.com/world/2008/aug/17/poland.poland
telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/poland/11243504/Krakow-defaced-by-the-debauchery-and-drunkeness-of-British-stag-parties.html
krakowpost.com/18/2007/07
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>forgot to add that nigger smell terribly in nigger stench, even outside his room.

Why the fuck would you live in those conditions? Move. To a different city if you must.

I am having really hard time avoiding NEET. I try but I never even make 1 full week. I don't get kicked out of this shitty job, never, so I can go and leave whenever I want.

>room is ultra cheap, I dream of a house with normal human beings but I can't afford it "yet" (read never)

i am aware that huge part of Poles that come to UK are regular chavs. OFC they humiliate Poland in the eyes of the westerners,,,, BUT....

I kind of have the same experience with Brits coming to Poland....

They:
>poop and pee on streets
Vomit all around the city
>Destroy tables chairs and everything on their way
they scream 24/7
>They swim in fountains
etc etc etc

Local authorities already considered baning Brits from coming to town

theguardian.com/world/2008/aug/17/poland.poland

telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/poland/11243504/Krakow-defaced-by-the-debauchery-and-drunkeness-of-British-stag-parties.html

krakowpost.com/18/2007/07

But according to TV and Sup Forums there are some cool Brits that i would probably consider cool guys

I was having in mind that maybe only the polish criminals and outcasts come to wagecuck in Britain.

You are talking about drunk britains on a trip.

Here I am talking about 24/7 sober insanity at my house and at work by Polish people and romanian people

Are there rv parks in britcuckistan? Id just live in an RV or one of those longboats.

OH YOU KURWA WHAT DID YOU WRITE KURWO, YOU KNOW HUSARIA KURWO WE HIT 34839842 YEARS AGO IN BATTLE OF ASUDASMDOASIJ SWEDEN AND WE HIT ALSO MOSCOW AND WE LIVED IN MOSCOW SO WE STRONK AND IMPOTANT KURWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 AND WE RULED GERMANS HAHAHAH, BICOZ WE NOBLES AND WE WILL RULE AND SAVE EUROPE HAHAHA BECAUSE WE BIG MASCLES

I'M the shitty roommate. This is in college dorms, for context. My roommate is a mildly autistic malaysian student who keeps to himself and probably makes straight A's. I stumble in at 2 am every day and fish through my piles of garbage looking for my laptop charger.
The other day (Halloween) I got really bad alcohol poisoning and someone called the EMT's, which ended in them waking him up (at 2 am) and making him sign a waver saying they don't have to take me to the hospital.
I feel bad but don't care enough to actually keep my room clean and be a better roommate. I also have an old air compressor motor in there which makes the whole room smell like used motor oil.

Yeah good luck with that. I am guesstimating that in less than a week you will be murdered by niggers/mudslimes and your possessions and RV stolen.


Fucking huge trucks with delivery parcels of UK MAIL, ROYAL MAIL, PARCELFORCE, HERMES, etc. are being stolen everywhere in western Europe by the subhumans.


I'd say a 99% white city with brits and polish is super safe and will ignore poles too, as they are insane but not violent, at least.

There are 2 kinds of Poles abroad:

1st group: Poles who seek to move the house and apply for citzenship, start family, learn language if he still dont speak it, most of them is well educated.

2nd group: seasonal workers, often chavs. There is no big welfare for unemployed so polish lazy chavs go abroad to work 2-3 months and than they go back to Poland to live off what they earned for the rest of the year. They still refuse to work in Poland though or they come from small villages where is no work but they refuse to move to some bigger town. They often don't speak foreign language and they don't feel like learning it as they don't plan to stay in foreign country for long. They often cause trouble and humiliate country.
>They are pretty much just like British welfare draining chavs, although they won't be given 20 000 pounds benefits so they at least try to cut the corners and earn some quick money in low skill job abroad

HAHAHAHAHHAHA LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WESTERN PUSSY WANT TO ATTACK SLAV XDD WITH WHAT? WITH PUSSY? LOL KURWO, WE WILL LIBERATE WEST BICOZ WE TRADITIONAL IN SLAV, WE BIG MASCLES AND WE HIT HARD, AND WE REMEMBER WE STRONK 321432432 YEARS AGO!111!!!

WE WHITE AND WEST SO PUSSY THEY HAVE MUYSLIMS HAHAHAHAHAHA HERE YOU CAN SAY KOZOJEBCA AND ITS SUPER HAHAHAHA LOL

WEST IS WEAK MEN

>2 polish and wog
What part of London do live famalam

topkek, this is cute, you are not intimidating him or causing him to feel like at a fucking battleground, instead of at home.


Op here btw, i'd love a roommate like you, that's cool.

My roomate was such a loser studying drama, total autistic fagget who read the news York times bc he thought he was so cultured.

I used to come in the place at 3-4am with my gf and start fucking her and he would get so mad and storm out.. haha fuck reflecting back I was terrible to live with

Not going to reveal my whereabouts but it's not London, it's worse.


have seen twice with my own eyes mudslimes stabbing nig-nogs.

Peterborough? get the fuck out of there you mong i'm polish by ethnicity and let me tell you the poles that came here after 2004 80% are just trash

I've had two shitty ones.

>Let bro from the nearby college move in
>One day I come home and find him cuddling a dude on the couch
>Wtf you said you were Mormon
>Comes out to me as gay the next day
>At the time I was cool with queers
>Eventually lose it and start hating him when the degenerate fucker is fucking a different dude every week, sometimes two in a week, and he always does weird shit with them in the bathroom (I think he liked to watch people pee)
>I put up with it and kept him around because he always knew of parties and I got laid just from knowing him (faggots have a lot of female friends)

And a more recent one
>Move to hippy part of town closer to college
>Move in with a professor
>He has 4 dogs and plans on "rescuing" more
>Every picture in the house is of dogs, every magnet on the fridge, etc
>These dogs are absolute nigger dogs with no discipline, bark in the middle of the night and get into bloody fights with each other
>Every morning he wakes me up with the smell of weed and the most basic "meditation music"
>Sometimes I'd go downstairs and find him cuddling the dogs
>Knowing what a pathetic loner he is he probably fucked them too

Let's just say that I might be from Coventry.

can't you move back in with your parents or family?

Not right now, no. All I have to do is not be a lazy faggot and not quit my jobs all the time and keep at it and move to a different house.
This time I will carefully examine the people I am moving with.

second guess
leicester
leeds

topkek, weed hippies grind my gears more than popular queers.

Slough or Luton?

see

are you english?

that's how it ends when you invite poorlacks to your country

Oops, this one is legit. Made a mistake with the last one.

see

slough is decent mate. Loads of office work going round, pretty sure it's slowly becoming a commuter place for white families from London.

what's your job? ask around at work for a place somebody might even rent a room out to you or something don't live in these shitty house shares.. unfortunately this country got a taste for cheap polish labor that i hope it will taper off from if brexit ever happens. We need a house price correction sharpish

we're not gonna raid your house mate, just curious where you're staying as it affects the way i think about your circumstance.

No. Bulgarian. But a student a man of knowledge and noble personality.

>ywn be the houseboy to polish bodybuilders in speedos

>Nigger is the source of your problems.
>Instead of doing something about it (just a thing pretending to be human in dark skin), you're afraid and decide to redirect your anger toward your Polish brethren.
>Mainly because you know that the Polack is well-civilized and has a controlled temperament; as opposed to the nigger who generally aren't and will punch you in the face the second you tell him to be responsible.
>Still a coward though, so you're still afraid of the Polack (not as much as the nigger) and need a safe outlet to vent your anger without repercussions: anonymously and privately (from your betters) on Sup Forums.

Lol, spierdalaj kurwa.

No wonder why Rotherham and ~5 terrorist attacks this year happened in Britain (among other things). British men have become whiny little pussies.

Lmao
Tower Hamlets has Canary wharf but that doesn't make the rest of it any less of a shithole

I always take temporary warehouse jobs through agencies.


I could take something better like a call center but I don't want to because all I need is £2000 to start my Uber career and invest in bitcoins.

Oh and also in the weedman/dog hippy's house lived a guy who I later found out was a several time convicted felon. I'm lucky I thought to put a real lock on my door because I have a shit ton of guns in my room.

Rooming sucks but it's a good way to save money for a house. I always wonder how people live paycheck to paycheck, like I have a barely decent job yet I've been able to save over $40k over the course of 3 years, despite always buying cool expensive shit (mostly guns). It's because they waste all their money on expensive apartment rent.

I plan on saving around 70k then putting a fat down payment on a nice house. I should be at that point within a couple years. It would be a lot easier of I had a wife or committed gf to combine income with but what the hell are girls even doing these days? Seems like they plan on living with their friends forever.

reevaluate your life and this is coming from a long term NEET

>>Instead of doing something about it (just a thing pretending to be human in dark skin), you're afraid and decide to redirect your anger toward your Polish brethren.


I can see you project your fear. And this is exactly what happens with the polish bodybuilder. He is afraid of the nigger so he tries to discipline me, even though I am perfect, because I am white and he knows I have controlled temperament.

>live with nympho russian jewess
>she smokes weed everyday and snorts coke off my grandads warchest
>has a different guy over nightly
>very loud sex keeps me from getting my 8 hours
>doesn't flush
Not gonna move out though because we live in a very expensive NY apartment and the rent is split 10/90 because she has a very high paying job. Make up for the 40 with dick, like I said she's an extreme nympho.

Fuck roommates, man. I'd love to live in one of those Japanese cubicle rooms than have to deal with other people's schedule, quirks, and general shittiness. It surprises me that doesn't exist here.

This.

Im comming to britain soon mate, let me in your house. I will get rid of the negro and the polish fag.

>Work
>Have my own place
>The end

I admire you, user.

So you plan on being a pleb forever, or up until you can't take it anymore and bite the bullet?

Nigga, I lived in LA county most my life: whites are one of the minorities here. "Minorities" are just dysfunctional human beings, not some Demi-Gods of violence that are guaranteed to always win in a fight.

Lol, whatever dude. Keep doing what you're doing right now, I'm sure it's really productive. :)

Laugh at me all you want but if I make a decent NoFap streak I will finally have the drive I had when I was on NoFap before and do what I intend to do.
I have a lot of knowledge but 0 discipline and drive. I don't want to live like that but I can't help it. 0 motivation.
One thing that has turned my life around every single time I tried it was NOFAP, laugh all you want, as i said...

Fair point.
After weighting the benefits, I'd rather not go in a fight over noise, but simply bear the noise.

my gf's old roomate moved out and the rental company set her up with sheboons.
The stench alone could have turned her racist, their behavior ensured it.
Honestly those nogs did me a favor, having a qt racist gf is the best.

claim autism bux

You fags are doing it wrong.

>work disability caretaker
>own house
>rent rooms only to disabled people that qualify for your care
>get paid to cook and clean at home
>collect rent
I only have one client right now, but at one time I had three living here. And they are easy to come by in this state - everybody seems to have a sob story that grants government assistance. Easy, legitimate money.

did you wipe their ass?

Only ever had "roommates" for a total of 3 months of my life, friends or friends of family.
One was a bit of an oddball, not a normie, good friend but played his music too fucking loud.
Another was a woman who'd come home drunk with their friends crying after the bars close. She'd also leave cigarette butts in the yard. Nice tits but annoying as hell.
Having roommates fucking sucks.

My room mates a man child who doesn't clean dishes and once it piles up he orders food online.

Drinks energy drinks everday and doesn't flush his fluro piss.

Wakes up past 12 o'clock every day.

Never had friends over and doesn't lock the door when he leaves .

I have before, yes. But you can write off gloves and other supplies. I don't take advantage. I found a mutually benefitting niche that allows me to shitpost a lot.

Lol. I can respect that though...come to think of it my roommate (the malaysian) watches John Oliver and Stephen Colbert very often without headphones.
One of the guys on the floor above me is an autistic weeaboo who masturbates every single time his roommate leaves the room. If his roommate leaves but forgets something and returns 30 seconds later, they guy already has his dick in his hand and is watching anime porn. I asked if he browses Sup Forums because that's the meme, but his roommate told me he browses tumblr and is basically an sjw.

That’s the most degenerate shit I’ve ever heard

I live in colorado where it's legal, so many people I know smoke weed every day.
The thing about weed smokers is that they don't think there's any risk to it at all. Many people who smoke weed think life is just an easy ride with no consequences, just as long as they don't do any other drugs or use tobacco.

I fucking hate potheads, they're the worst types of drug users. I can respect cokeheads or heroin addicts who know they're fucking their bodys up, but these guys who smoke weed every day and yell at me for having an occasional cigarette...absolutely cancerous.

I'm sure there's some undiscovered side effect to taking dabs every day that we're only going to learn about as these guys get older, and I can't wait for that shit to happen.

What kind of job?

Your primary goal in life ought to be not having roommates. I got my own place a couple years ago and I swear to god, not living with other people is practically heaven. I don't worry about people touching my shit. I don't worry about people eating my food. I don't have anyone nagging me about housework. I get home from a long day at work and I get left the fuck alone. Having to live with other people all those years was fucking crippling in how much bullshit I had to put up with.

holy shit your roommate will get murdered by my polish roommate if they live together, if he is NOT a nigger that is. Pollacks are afraid of niggers as all of us white cucks,.

do you think i can experience the heaven you draw in an apartment ?

Don't you just love it when potheads think they are saying something smart but it's a platitude?

My last 'room mates' were my wife and kids...I left her over 20 years ago...she got the house and child support in the divorce...I see my little dude at xmas...give him cash...little lady calls for rent monies, food monies, bill monies, other monies...tell her to go talk to her Mom...
>I'm pretty good with how it all worked out in the end...

are you sarcastic?


what's pretty good after the divorce rape?
you are left to rot in loneliness and they took everything from you, asking for more,

You'll be spending 2-3x as much to live in a place surrounded by poor (read: non-white) people. You'll still hear them and their kids screeching, you'll likely be in a shitty area, shit breaks and they don't fix it, and there's never any parking.

If you seriously can't make it, tiny house innawoods is the only way to go.

Well, fuck.

>innawoods


>niggers invade me to kill me and take gibs

You'll need a job. But sure.

You're not wrong about that. It's still worth it. It's still totally worth it. Living like that, in your own place, is better than living with other people in any condition. Not having other people constantly telling you what to do in your own home is worth anything.

I've never lived with "random" roommates, but it seems kinda fun as long as they don't steal your shit or anything.

>telling you what to do

what's even worse is hearing their nasty vile voice and the emotions that is behind it, this drags my mood really low.

I've lived with a lot of random roomates in the downtown. All of them end up being legal immigrants either greencard, work visa, and a few naturalized. All of them hated black people and it was very uncomfortable because I was a moron. I've since learned

I live with my bird in our own house because I'm not abnormal.

You don't seem to understand...although I was still liable monetarily for another nine years for child support, and my wife got the house...I was free of her...
I got on with my life again...I started dong shit I loved doing that I had to stop cause 'you have a family now, no time for silly expencive hobbies' crap...
It was a tough stretch for a number of years there, but I made it work, I bought a fairly new 1200sqft bungalow in the country, started up my old cabinetshop thing, pulled my drums outa the closet and started practicing again...
Today I've got it good...I run a shop for somebody else, sold that bungalow for $65k more than I paid 5 years earlier...I play in a great cover band now, even though I hate lamestream music...I was out last night watching friends play a club gig, meeting and greeting...it's pretty good, and not sarcastic...for once...

well, didn't know you are literal amateur rock star and rich.

That's why I moved back in with my parents

So you live in Luton then.

Asians are way too peaceful,never seen an aggressive or alpha Asian.

True, I wish they were sperging less.

Why do you have so many fucking roommates? Is that usual in the UK?

>>Nigger Dogs
interspecies-racism, that how based /pol is.
also 0LOST.

Birmingham then.
Same.

JUST END IT. You can't win.

No but seriously I haven't met a Polish migrant to Britain with less then one mental illness.

>BREAKING NEWS ON Sup Forums THIS JUST IN ALL FOREIGNERS SUCK ASS

cool thread op, share more pls

THIS!


They are all fucking insane. I think I hate them as much as mudslimes

for 2 months i had a poo in loo roommate. very superficial and shit

then he fucking moved out, breaking the lease, and left me to find a new one

now i have a white roommate and hes 10000% better, jesus, i fucking hate poos

nah, you can live with random guys only for so long, few months are enough for me to get tired of most people, found maybe two i could tolerate.
It's only fun if it's your soulmate, people can have really fucking stupid quirks.

Consider taking up drinking.
You become the problem.
They move instead...
Bad housemates can also be removed making them sick with germs, if one has the ability to petri dish.

White>southern slav (trust me)>poo in loo>gonk>slav>mudslime>niggers


JUST FUCKING DID 30 CAPTCHAs

>an autistic Pole overly anal about water in the bathroom

I know the pain. I shitpost about Poland in frustration.

Yeah that was the qualification I was looking for - anal retentive gym-sperg.
I really hate the air of arrogance around the polish filth.

Yeah, I explained it once on Sup Forums
Those who migrated to Britain have failed in life at home, they are depressed and then they move to a strange country which makes them feel even worse, they are isolated, alcoholic, losers who came there for easy welfere and to piss away their life alone in there. I know, my father lives there, my gf's alcoholic brother lives there. It's all plain and obvious. If I didn't want gf's brother to come back and get treatment (there's still hope for him) I'd be happy they are someone else's burden.

>Peterborough mentioned

Bro, my roommates (a couple) constantly fuck late in night, drink MY BEER that I bought, give me shit when I bring a chick home, get mad at me when walking around naked sometimes, makes ME PAY both phone (their mobiles) and home internet bills ($160 a month in total) and other shit that aggravates me.

But.

I'm still glad my parents are still frolicking and still have that passion with each other after 27 years of marriage.

Wow bro, cool story. Please tell us more about your fascinating life.

one indian guy and one german girl, both absolute legends, I write music and sing with the chick all the time. and we always go for drinks together

There is a time for direct action over assholes and a time for discreet rouses. It’s not quite one or the other. By the sound of it, you will always have an advantage with brains over him. Make of that what you will but if he ever scrambles his ass to hurt you, he’s defiling his record. Anyway contrary to popular belief, finding common grounds or showing more concern is a substantial resolution. It cools things down for everyone.

You don't need to be sarcastic, faggot. Tell me about your roommates if you hate them or fuck off.

Of all the fucking awful flatmates/housemates I've been through only 2 were ever good, a self hating bangladeshi who was super high maintenance and clean because of how dirty the rest of his kind are and he had some kinda guilt, kept to himself and kept things clean and no trouble though.
The other was a stacey but she was always super clean and tidy and always up for banter (the paki never interacted with anyone, would come into the kitchen cook, cleana nd leave without a word).
The rest were chinks, indians, pakis, arabs, euros, brits that were all fucking awful. Fucking Meds and Arabs are the worst. Never had a nog tho.