Be Amerifat

>be Amerifat

>go to school
>get shot

>go to a nightclub
>get shot

>go to the movies
>get shot

>go to a concert
>get shot

>go to FUCKING CHURCH
>get shot

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>be me
>visiting America
>always looking for exits in buildings

> still own guns

HUZZA

>Be British

>go to university
>get run over by truck of peace

>go to the pub
>get run over by a truck of peace

>go to the Globe Theater
>get run over by a truck of peace

>go to a concert
>get run over by a truck of peace

>go to the FUCKING MARKET
>get run over by a truck of peace
When the Germans launch Sea Lion because you Brexited, don't come crying to us when you can't defend yourselves with plastic sporks and batons.

>the germans who dont have a proper navy and who have to leech boats from the fucking Dutch are going to invade

>be me, amerifat
>think its hilarious watching all these mass shootings and how the mongoloid republicucks in office never do anything about them

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>be American
>eat a burger
>get shot
>clap and die
>was only 52% white to begin with

good thing they don't shoot up congress

>be britbong
>bin knife
>get beat by blunt object instead

>be britbrong
>get arrested

BE

jajaja fucking burgers, at this point is actually funny.

>e-europe is cucked

>be amerifat
>Pray to Ronald Reagan and get shot
>Clap and tip the shooter
>Die, get taxed for dying in private territory

>Be British
>Truck of peace rolls in
>Terrorists stopped in under 10min
Feels alright desu

>a fucking bike wheel

>be european
>arrested by thought police for hurting minorities feelings
>get thrown in jail for having butterknife without a license
>third world shitskin foreigners have more rights than i do
>such is life in europa

>be American
>be armed
>never worry about this happening to you

>be bong
>get acid poured on face
>get trucked of peace
>get bombed
>get shot
>get stabbed
>have no freedom
>have police who paint finger nails and wear high heels
>somehow think you can talk shit

>be bong

>make a pork joke
>go to prison

>your dog does a salute
>go to prison

>look at "far right" news
>go to prison

>join a right wing political group
>go to prison

>POST A FUCKING MEME
>go to prison

>go to FUCKING CHURCH
>get shot

what's holier than a church? football games! that's next

>Live in Ukraine

>Be European
>Breathe
>Get stabbed, thrown acid at, and run over by a truck

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Yeah britfag, you're really one to laugh about other nations. You cuckshed of a paki brothel is the biggest disgrace of western society.

I've done all of those things and never been shot, get fucked britfag.

Wew lad america is starting to look like a dangerous place will probably avoid

Please stay away.

>get bombed by pro-russian fighters

same

>be British
>get acid spalshed in your face
>get arrested afterwards for islamophobia

Sad!

>having the gall to think we want more foreign scum here

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

>"your dog does a salute"
>"your dog does a salute"
>"your dog does a salute"

I know about the dog, but I started laughing when I read that

>some of y-your women ugly!!!
>I bet there are lots of non-white people in your town!!!

Good one lads

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>Be European
>Mock Americans for gun violence
>Get run over by shit skin African
>Get beat by shit skin African
>Girlfriend get raped by shit skin African
>Mayor says terrorist attacks are part and parcel
>Germany threatening to fine you if not more shit skins NOW
>Have America pay for your military
>Say Americans' aren't white
>Won't even be white people in Europe in 50 years

But these shooters are never stopped by civilians with guns, even in states where everyone has guns. They a) kill themselves, or b) they are killed by the police. After killing 3-50 people.

>Be British
>walk on the street
>get doused with acid

>Be British
>walk on the bridge
>get run over with truck of peace

>I have a gun on my waist therefore no one can ever shoot me

>be american
>truck of peace comes speeding down main street
>every able bodied american, kids included, pulls out their government issued handguns
>bullets hit the truck from every direction, killing the driver instantly
>nobody is injured in the attack
>the nearby mcdonalds gives out free big macs to calm down the crowd

God I'm glad I don't live in the EU, where there are no defenses against trucks.

Lads check out this cunt who is triggered by Brits

Lmfao

>Go to the shooting range
>Get hugs

I have lived here my entire life and I still do this.

The only country I've been to other than this one was India.

Except the church shooter was stopped by civilians.

So was the walmart shooter.

And the shooter stopped by the Uber driver in chicago.

And the very first school shooter in the 70s.

>Be British
>Buy a kitchen knife
>get thrown in jail

>1400
>acid attacks
>trucks of peace
>stabbings
>lol-tier police force
>1400

u mad

>mass shooting
>mass shooting
>mass shooting
>mass shooting

Oh and these all happened in 3 months. What have you got to say about that, spunk breath?

>Be Britbong
>Live in hellish police state
>Be spied on 24/7
>Pay money to explicitly support State-sponsored propaganda

>Confront your 14 year old daughter’s Muslim rapist
>Get arrested

>Visit TDS without a proxy
>Get arrested

>Teach your dog to Roman salute as a joke
>Get arrested

>Say mean things about Muslims on true internet
>Get arrested

>Advocate for Sharia law and the overthrow of the British government
>Be tacitly supported by the police

Which can all happen if your country just as easily.
Acid attacks are targeted, trucks of peace are basically irrelevant now since there's new barriers of tolerance surrounding almost all crowded public areas.
Both of the above are completely avoided by living outside of major cities anyway.
I feel perfectly safe living in my country, have fun constantly being on edge for the moment when some unhinged autist decides to shoot up your rural hometown.

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>be a shit-poster
>go to burgerland
>GET SHOT

>>Be Britbong
>>Live in hellish police state

Smoking weed in the wrong state can land you in jail for years.

>>Be spied on 24/7

Oh, did you fat fucks disband the NSA?

>>Pay money to explicitly support State-sponsored propaganda

Your propaganda may not be state sponsored but the likes of FOX and MSNBC are still propaganda.

>>Confront your 14 year old daughter’s Muslim rapist
>>Get arrested

False.

>>Visit TDS without a proxy
>>Get arrested

False

>>Teach your dog to Roman salute as a joke
>>Get arrested

False.

>>Say mean things about Muslims on true internet
>>Get arrested

False.

>>Advocate for Sharia law and the overthrow of the British government
>>Be tacitly supported by the police

False.

Also, how white is America again?

All those deaths combined is extremely marginal. Maybe 100 deaths total?

>not concealed carrying in church
>not having a cop in your congregation who even open carries to the communion rail
>your pastor doesn't have a gun tucked away in the pulpit
> you don't stand in the narthex waiting to see what comes through the door

TRIGGERED AMERIFAT

They won't do anything at football games cause Kapernick and SJWs need it. Learn Psy Ops kid.

but muh guns to fight the ebil gubermint

We just had some space cleared up mang.

Hopefully my family in Turkey gets in now, we NEED immigrants to survive.

You're right, America is very dangerous. Please don't come.

>proudly mocking people who have more rights than you do
kinda sad, desu senpai

Oh what a surprise, the (((media))) never reports on shooters being stopped by a civilian with a gun in Norway.

>go shot a place
>get shot
cant catch a break

Haha literally me. The key is to shoot yourself to build immunity

Kek, UK MORON GETS BTFO

>Be British
>Have a fork
>Go to jail

>Be British
>Get raped by Muslims
>Go to the police
>Go to jail for racism

>be amerifat
>go to church
>get shot
>tip the paramedics
>ambulance gets blocked by protesters

>my brothers and sisters get murdered
>britfags laugh about it
You can fuck off and stop using a proxy britfag.

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the funny thing is no one in the church fought back to the shooter, and thought every american has guns on their pockets lol.

Hey guys only 100 people died its alright. Absolute degenerate.

this time, before the vegas shoting there was another minor shoting in a church were a guy killed 8 people before a numale killed him with a pistol he was caring on his pocket

>Srebrenica

> Be britbong

> Have a truck attack, stabbing, or raping happen every other week
> Arrest a little girl for racism for exposing the "Asian" pedophile ring exploiting her
> Get arrested for possessing a plastic butter knife


> "Part and parcel of living in a big city"
> "Exposing pedophiles is racist!!"
> "Well at least people aren't getting shot unlike 'Murica"

You're a complete faggot, OP.

that's because you're illegal

he is right though let the boy bant. these are good bants, grow some thicker skin faggot

Narthex is such a satisfying word.

>be Brit

>butter my bread
>get thrown in jail for having a knife

>put vinegar on my frys outside
>get thrown in jail for carrying an acid

>watch tv
>bobbies break into my house and break my tv for not paying a license

>think about something on the right side of the political spectrum
>get thrown in jail and reeducated

>go to the market to by lube for Ahmed to duck my wife
>get ran over by a truck

Lol. Am I not returning banter?? Maybe you should just shut the fuck up and let OP respond.

>Be British
>get run over by a truck driven by a mudslime
>say “muslims are good people, diversity is great!”
>invite more mudslimes to your country
>get run over by a truck driven by a mudslime
>say “muslims are good people, diversity is great!”
>invite more mudslimes to your country
>get run over by a truck driven by a mudslime
>say “muslims are good people, diversity is great!”
>invite more mudslimes to your country
>get run over by a truck driven by a mudslime
>say “muslims are good people, diversity is great!”
>invite more mudslimes to your country
I’d much rather be an American.

>120 godzilion muslims were killed by evil Serbs, bbc reporting.

Yanks can't even fall back on the trucks of peace meme because they had one just last week. Sad!

Savage.

Can we get a picture of this?

>be British
>found America
>practically create the modern world single handedly

Ur ok lads but I will never understand your food

Let's see....is it worse to be replaced by muslims while they raoe and murder your famile while also humiliating you making you look like a little pussy for generations OR....is it worse to be shot by another American.

I'd rather be shot thab give my whole country away.


Lmao..

>be British
>leave bacon outside of a mosque
>sentenced to jail
>die in jail

>put vinegar on my frys outside
>get thrown in jail for carrying an acid

Note that information is 4 years old and the only thing on that list that is violent is firearms... wow.

Being shot while praying in church is so alpha though!

>be british slag
>stumbling home after a night out
>get raped by a mudslime
>stumbling home after getting raped
>get raped by another mudslime
>stumbling home after getting raped again
>get gangraped by pack of mudslimes

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Pretty much. I'd rather die being shot in church than being raped to death in a Manchester alley with my ass end up exposed.

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Fucktard arguing about who has the worst trucks of peace when you should be standing next to your white cousins. Fuck off

>be American
>be 56% and rapidly falling
>Lash out in pain and anger at their rapidly failing whiteness.
>Live in fear of -1% face corrupting their DNA.

Better than giving your country away to muslims.

>He already gave his country away to niggers and Mexicans and is now lecturing others on their whiteness.

Never change, Americunts.

The only thing that will be gone is the gun free zones, my dude.

While you will still be raped by pakies, with butter knife to defend yourself.
If you have the licence.

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But I walked past this today.
Got my billhook sharpened and got two lovely bottles of wine.

All gun free zones.