Australia Thread Again

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what is my chance of becoming a pilot in the australian defence force?
>overall A grader in highschool
>no social skills
>used to play badminton and volleyball outside of school (during YR 7-9)
>somewhat redpilled but can act like a normie
>did research volunteering in year 12

I need abbo stories. None of that stale shit. Give me some OC white cunts.

i don't know about the army, but the RAAF only takes in something like 20 combat pilots per year out of ~800 applicants.

Are white aussies going inland to avoid the coastal chink and poo infested cities? Subhumans couldn't survive your dangerous continent. Just keep going deep, get tougher, and then emerge Road Warriors style and retake your land.

southpark.cc.com/clips/151527/welcome-to-the-fine-planet-of-australia

i might as well just do infantry then...

I'm the german guy from last thread. Some Aus Dude mentioned that the border control guy from this clip ( youtube.com/watch?v=rT12WH4a92w ) is actually a cuck, who fight for trannies in the army and did this police to stop smugglars and invite this people to come legally here. But we all know media isnt telling the truth.
So how is the reality.
Perhaps i fall for the Aus , NZ meme. I found it a worthy immigrate country, to flee from european islaminzation
I'm educated (Engineer), for my age a big net worth and young and white, am i less worthy then a another people?
Is the rating system a meme, somebody mention something about his european spouse.
I know you can trust the media, so thanks for your insight, but without beeing black pilled and just realistic who can immigrate to your country in media or internet it is presented as one of the hardest, so can people without education from muslim etc shit countries and no money come to you easily? are there quotes for 50k trash people per year. That would be interesting. I heard that people are coming with student visa who are well educated and cant find proper jobs. So that would mean that you have enough high class workers, but not the jobs for them, but perhaps its just a media meme

RAAF pilot selection is gradual i'm pretty sure. they pre-select you (that takes out a few hundred), then they put you through training, and you get put onto an aircraft from there. only the best get selected as combat pilots, the rest get put onto other aircraft.

you'd have a pretty good chance of flying something if you got to training.

Is that retarded guy here who keeps on buying non-Australian stuff and wants to leave for the US so he can have muh gunz?

Sounds like you should be working in IT. Your psychological testing might not be the best and you don't sound like you'd be outstanding on paper other than getting some high marks.

No, the inland parts of Australia are depopulating because labour on farms is becoming more mehcanized and automated, medical services are centralizing, and the climate is becoming more fucked for agriculture. Almost all Australians live in the big cities. Over two-thirds of Australians live in just seven cities and almost half live in just three cities. You don't know much at all about Australia.

You're probably fucked, they'll most likely tell you that you don't have enough life experience if you're a white male

Bad they want normie chads

Why is Australian media pushing so hard about the dual-citizen thing in parliament? What's their real aim?

If you put anything other than pilot on the application, you'll never become one. Even if you're good, they have more need for Loadmasters than pilots.

>>no social skills

You have basically no chance of getting in.

I really want to become a pilot for the experience though. I put down my second preference as ACO because they do flight training

I have plenty of time to build that up (4months until assessment day)

I don't want to work as an IT.

Mate unless you've done football or have a full time job, you're a woman or some shade of brown you're fucked

what if I'm yellow?

Then you have to go back.

Starting rank as 5 star general.

You're in mate, welcome to the ADF

how can white men even compete?

>Finished uni
>Only gotten 2 job interviews for any Christmas casuals the past year, both from Big W and obviously didn't get
>Fuck all job listings now that most are already finished for the holidays
>Got absolutely nothing to do until uni starts next year
Might leave the house a handful of times for family gatherings during Christmas and stocking up on food, but it looks like the only fresh air I'll be getting for a few months will be from a few open windows. Good thing there's no cryptocurrency tax crap in this country, seems like that's the only way to make money for a while now.

when are you faggots going to kick the CIAniggers out?

They can land their planes without merging into three pathways of runway traffic.

>thing there's no cryptocurrency tax crap in this country, seems like that's the only way to make money for a while now.

Wrong. Capital Gains Tax in Australia is 34%. I think the only saving grace is that cashing out under 10 grand per financial year is tax free, because of some weird shit about CGT being part of the income tax and that being in the tax free bracket or something.

But either way, Australia is one of the worst countries to live in if you are into crypto. I'd advise traveling overseas to a country with no CGT, staying there for 183 days to become a tax resident and cashing out there if you make any serious gains.

>crypto
oi mate i got these tulip coins for sale

How do we get boomers to stop voting lib/lab?

The immigrants will vote labor because that's a path for more immigration.
The PC whites vote greens.

Like everything else the whole country is determined by what the boomers decide.

Look if the boomers just keep voting for 'more of the same' then this whole country is completely fucked.

This is a possibility....if the canadians can do it too...

Stay jealous my man. We've reached a new all time high every single day this week. This shit just keeps going up and up and up because of the fork on the 16th.

Alts are getting murdered though, but be sure to buy them cheap on the 16th though BTC will dump then.

Americans are doing it. Unfortunately, our undeveloped regions aren't as ballbustingly dangerous as yours or Canada's.

>getting boomers to stop being retarded
wew good luck.

Wait for them to die

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>34%
Crickey. Unless something vital happens I don't think there'd be a need to cash out 10K anytime soon anyways, plus a Coinjar EFTPOS card should be good enough for any spending anyways. Got 40% of my folio in Funfair until at least April next year and the rest in BTC, after seeing that whole dodgy Crown casino report a few weeks ago this looks like a good platform to counter that stuff. How are you doing?

Even if BTC crashes you can't really be down overall if you get in early. 10K a piece will happen in the next few months.

How get money from digital money?

and law or medical boys around?

>We've reached a new all time high every single day this week.
that's what worries me. if it can go up, it can go down.

>funfair

I was considering buying a bit but I think it might just be a PnD shitcoin.

I'm doing better this week over last. I was dumb and didn't think the BTC pump would start as early as it did, got my alts murdered. Sold them all for BTC and making up for the losses with the BTC gains, then will sell my BTC to get my alts back with an even bigger stack than before to make bigger profits.

Thinking of going mostly Chainlink, with a bit of Walton and some OmiseGo since all of them are cheap as fuck right now.

Also buy some Ethereum on the 15th, it's usually stuck at around 300 USD but it's gonna pump after the fork as everyone trades BTC for ETH in order to get alts, but make sure you sell fast. ETH is ironically enough only good for being used as an currency, it doesn't do anything else the fucking shitcoin.

It's almost guaranteed to dump hard after the fork, but until the 16th we are safe pretty much. Buy now for a week and a half of solid gains dude. Bitcoin is gaining about 1k every 2 days on average.

>Buy now for a week and a half of solid gains dude.
and if it dumps to $4,000?

It means the date will be the 17th of November.

so i buy at $7,000, it dumps to $4,000, and somehow i've made money? or am i just supposed to hope that exchanges won't shut down when everyone sells before it dumps?

>three people who literally say they want to joint the army to shoot niggers
>"WHY DIDN'T I GET IN"
Because they don't want people who only want to join the army to shoot niggers, you fucking morons.

The only two ways you'd make money on a Bitcoin dump that big is by getting out of btc and into alts, or shorting btc on bitmex or something but don't do the latter unless you absolutely know how to short well.

You buy at 7k, and on the 16th (or 15th if you want to be safe about it to be honest) it could be worth possibly 10k or more. Then you sell for USDT, and get some ETH after it stabilized back to $300 and cash out with that. 3k profits should be tax free.

The Bitcoin Segwit2X fork is happening on the 16th and everyone who holds BTC on that date will get free B2X coins, so it's basically free money. But it's probably smarter to avoid the free B2X coins and sell a day early so avoid being dumped on, because who knows if the value of the free coins will be more than the lost BTC value for holding on the fork and getting dumped on the second the wallets unlock again. Still, tons of cunts will want some free money and people are buying like mad hyping the fork.

>Still, tons of cunts will want some free money and people are buying like mad hyping the fork.
so there are thousands of people who know more than me, and i'm supposed to go up against them? no thanks.

They are most likely all new like you and don't know what I just told you. You can dump on them.

Thing is, even if you fuck up, there is another fucking Bitcoin fork in December, so just wait for them to make your money back, it's Bitcoin Silver or someshit. It will inevitably pump again then and kill all the alts for another 2 weeks. I can't wait until this Bitcoin fork hype is over to be honest I prefer alts. BTC is too expensive and shit and slow. Outdated tech.

Have some abocore, cunt

youtu.be/AjyyoAeHPzU

Wtf is with all the left wing poof cunts on here representing us? Fucking suck a fat cock

I came to an Australia thread for picture mocking Australians God damn it, post some.

Don't lose hope user, it took me almost 2 years after finishing uni to get a relevant full time job.

>full

Someone ought to build some trees in that there desert right there.

There were a lot more trees originally, Abo's burned them all down.

That's pretty fucked up.
youtube.com/watch?v=ziggRt45liw
The damage can be reversed though, won't that be something?

When I was a kid, down at the river weir near my house, me and my little brothers and sisters saw an abbo family fucking each other. Like brother and sister, dad and daughter, mum and son etc

They were in the water so we couldn't see anything other than the occasional abboob, but it was fucking nasty as fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E


Explain This.

I should iterate, it was pedo incest, but the kids were having a good time it seemed

seriously it was fucked

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I don't think you understand Australian politics user. They have no incentive to recreate forests or increase the liveability of the land when the basic process of government is:

>is there coal there?
>maybe
>SELL IT TO THE CHINESE

Yeah but it'd be /comfy/
maybe some volunteers could try and do it,
or some company could pick up compost and dump it over the desert?
It's the hottest place on Earth isn't it?

hate to say it guys but im already making my moves to leave this shitty country. it used to be excellent but it's being sold wholesale for pretty trinkets.

Come to our ethnostate
/Cascade Front/
on Discord

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>dude lol why dont we just bomb the desert with trees
>nah they dont need water or shit
>nah it'll be forest not inhospitable jungle
>what do you mean we can't beat nature, lol, il show you
Why are Americans so fucking retarded? Seriously, did they circumcise your fucking brain you absolute mong?

I'd be for it personally, but assuming you didn't cross over into some blighted cancer of a mining pit there's also the very real possibility that "eh whyt cunt this patcha desert be our ancestral lands an we dun wan no fucken messing widduah history aye"

It's a slow process, that just extends the existing forests into the desert, slowly but surely, it's possible.
They can also use irrigation and canals.
Isn't there some Aryan blood that you must be consuming at this point?
Why do you cater so much to abos?

What is cloud seeding. What is there are private companies that do this. I mean it'll fuck up the global climate even more, but that doesn't stop them.

youtube.com/watch?v=TTst2vxJS5E

Why do you think the forests end at the desert, you fucking imbecile? The trees didn't sign a fucking border treaty with the sand. It's like that because due to poor soil conditions and sub-par precipitation. Jesus fuck, why don't we send a missle full of trees to the moon whilst we're at it?
There are private companies that hold vagina painting courses, it doesn't mean it's viable.

Don't even have to go inland, smaller towns around the coast aren't infested. i.e Albany, Esperance

Just compost the desert bro. the soil will absorb the water from the canals n sheit.
Nah bro you're just negative nancy.
It can be done.

>2:44pm
why are you all at home cunts.
rdo here

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Yeah places like Saudi Arabia and China just use it to waste their money. Grade A, bong.
Why not colonize the small towns and guard against leftist corruption. Make the new population centers to breed more traditional aussie views.

A handful of mulch won't do anything to the tens of thousands of miles of empty sand.
>saudi
They have money to waste on hair brained schemes.
>china
Has above average rainfall, Australia of course doesn't.

I'm talking about using coffee grounds to spread across the entire desert.

I lost a grand playing this p&d money scheme, stop reminding me

>>china
>Has above average rainfall, Australia of course doesn't.
You're aware China has a huge desert in it, right? Average, sure, but that's because it's fucking huge. And it's used in low rainfall areas to help increase the lands fertility.

youtube.com/watch?v=x6SllcxLqNw

I wouldn't say these towns are "redpilled" but it's a hard working culture down here - where I live in the Wheatbelt, and not many would fall for leftist bullshit.

It is also full of lakes, rivers, and other irrigatable water sources, Australia in comparison is an incredibly large desert with very small amounts of habitable land. It's like comparing Oregon to Utah.
I haven't heard about this, elaborate.

I admire your determination burger bro

>youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E
How am I just now seeing this

Tree's attract rain mate.

More tree's = more rain. You'd only have to do fly overs dropping water on them for the initial year or so.

First Field Marshal since Tom Blamey
Go for it user

At a coffeeshop I used to work at, we'd have our own special dumpster coffeegrounds, they were always full of maggots, and perfect for using as fertilizer. If those dumpsters can be utilized at nearly every coffee shop that wants to participate, entire planes can just scatter it across the desert, making the soil more fertile.
Places like the Macdonnell ranges already have plant life, but with better soil via coffee grounds and water entering the ground using aqueducts it's possible to terraform Australia into something more similar to Europe.
youtube.com/watch?v=hSnD30bcAS8&t=1969s

He'll be given command of the entire ADF and clearance for all national secrets just for being chinese.

Thanks mate, Australia would be awesome with more trees,
like CO
Sorry my grammar is so fucked.
I'm stoned.

cant find it

rdo

to where? only true white countries left are shitty Slavic shitholes.
or just move to alice springs

>Orcs on Thorazine
greatest youtube comment in history

discord gg/bfNUwD

Buying first lotto ticket,
Cant get round to believing in god,
But ill give into idiocity and pretend i have a chance here

With abos prowling around, I don't really blame you.
It's got to be haunting to witness those strange specimens.

>Why do you cater so much to abos?

Same reason you cater so much to indians and blacks

This. Australia shouldn't be a big country anyway, i dont want us to become another amerimutt shithole, we're the southern outpost of the british empire (and its successor once the caliphate kicks in). There's too many fucking people here. Comfy maxed out in the 1970s.

>his ideas are fucking so retarded that only a dude-weed could come up with it
>he's a dude weed

it all makes sense now, here's your (You).