@christinawilkie: Trump and Japanese PM Shinzo Abe were scheduled to feed koi spoonfuls of food...

>@christinawilkie: Trump and Japanese PM Shinzo Abe were scheduled to feed koi spoonfuls of food. Until Trump poured his entire box of fish food into the pond.
Our president is literally fucking retarded

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WTF

IMPEACH NOW

WE CANT LET HIM GET THE KOI CODES

>does whatever the fuck he wants because he rightfully believes no one can stop him
>this is the definition of retarded
I can't imagine being as stupid as you, user.

he was pretending that he was feeding pedophiles and communists to pigs

Maybe he feels they have more important things to do than stand around slowly throwing the food to fish. Dump it all in and they'll eat it. Literally no difference in the end result, faggot.

That's American prosperity

OMG THIS IS AN OUTRAGE TRUMP IS SUCH A NAZI THIS IS LITERAL PROOF WHY CANT BETA MALE ALT RIGHT SEE THIS. 100% ANTECODTAL EVIDENCE THAT TRUMP HATES MINORITIES

>not overfeeding the fish to kill them in a display of dominance, telling the slanty eyed chink beta cuck "fuck you and your fish"

go back to your cuckshed

TWO SCOOPS

ONE BOX

So he's being a passive-aggressive bitch about it?

HAHAJAHAHA HES LIKE A FUCKING ALIEN

Act like you have a brain. This is the Chinese equivalence of waking up with a horse head between your sheets.
>4D CHESS MAGA MAGA MAGA!!!!

I have never loved a president as much as I love Trump.
>Spoonfulls?
>Fuck that
>Eat up fishes
>We're making America great again

maybe the japanese people were trying to tell him he needs to slow down and be more patient.

>wants to get shit done
>bitch
Choose one and only one, subhuman.

It's how he's gonna deliver justice, happenings, and also the making of anime into reality.

>japs too stupid and gay to figure out how to feed themselves or their fish properly
that's why they're so skinny and their fish taste bad. Trump taught them how to feed their fish the proper American way today.

Talk about a power move

fucking Trump, bring that fish food back for american fish to eat.

There's not a lot of good in those boxes...false flag

stuff like this just make us like him more

he's right you know

But they still have to stand there while Abe spoons it in. This literally make no sense.

this is what I voted for
I'm proud to be an American

>wants to get things done
>"I'm not going to cancel this fish feeding thing, nor am I going to openly complain about it, instead I'm going to purposely do it wrong so that I can cause a scene"
Literal woman logic.

ha nice, only a cuck would spend his time with such a stupid activity. Literally job done under budget ahead of schedule!

He is the funniest man who ever lived.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>lets the fish enjoy a feast

such a generous president

>take a picture and then give context to it without knowing anything that was said between them

he was just trying to MAKE ASIA GREAT AGAIN

> supposed to feed the fish spoon by spoon
> there is no spoon
What does japan mean by this?

Americans care about culture and tradition!

I WILL FEED YOU FISHES

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fucking based

>wants to assert dominance by letting actions speak louder than words
Sorry your father failed to teach you how the world works, user. I'm sure it's tough being raised by a single mother but sometimes when a woman burns the coal, her offspring pays the toll.

This is exactly what I voted for.

Phlimpf!!!!

HE HAS NO

STYLE

HE HAS NO

GRACE

Omg I'm laughing so fucking hard. Kek.

...

Tillerson is like
>what a retard...

>being an autist
>asserting dominance

Yet he's still Mr. United States. Also
>comments on style and grace
>Brazil

that's the funniest picture I've seen all year

The Virgin Sprinkle vs. THE CHAD SPILLAGE

>hey abe, what can I do to make North Korea nervous?

>calling someone an autist
Wow, your single mother was so busy selling her pussy to Abos to support you she couldn't even be bothered to teach you that namecalling doesn't constitute debate. I do feel sorry for you, and I honestly think suicide is the best option for you now.

>scheduled to feed koi spoonfuls of food
There were no spoons.
Why need three full boxes of food pellets?
Koi are not tiny goldfish. They're big Muthas.

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THOSE FISH ONLY NEEDED ONE SCOOP OF FOOOOOOOOOOOD

>Invite American counterpart to peaceful Koi pond to discuss policy.
>Hand him a box of Koi Pellets
>Begin to discuss how koi swimming represent ying and yang.
>He begins tapping his foot loudly and yawning.
>Is everything ok Donald?
>You see this box?
>Yes Donald?
>Mr. Tillerson watched intently
>This box is full little Islands in the pacific Mr. Abe.
>You see that big fucker down there?
>You mean, the Utsuri?
>Yah that fucker, Hes the fucking Chicoms.
>Watch this
>Donald began making monster noise, and stamping his feet on the ground and waved his arms around make shooting noises
>PEW PEW PEW PEW CHOOOOO PEW PEW
>Donald then dumped in the entire box of koi pellets
>THAT FAT CHINESE FUCKER IS GOING TO EAT THE ENTIRE PACIFIC IF WE DONT STOP HIM ABE.
>Donald then threw his box into the Pond, and yelled at Mr. Tillerson to call him when our scheduled game of golf started.

its diplomacy 101. you go to a culture with a strong focus on ceremonial tradition and you gaijin it up like a fuckin goober. thats what he is, a big fat goober.

Maybe he thought nothing of it and the lefty twitter whore is the one making a scene out of it? Like two scoops, well done steak and all their other bullshit that no one should give a fuck about because ultimately it's pointless and has no bearing on anything other than impotent lefty rage.

MORAN

The Chad land of plenty mountain of food overfeeder
The virgin two food pebble too much, get fat, need exercise now

Underrated

ffs can drumpf do anything right. what a fucking retard

Just stop.

he is TRUMP I THE GENEROUS

Whatever, that was a total power move. Dumping the entire box all at once is alpha as fuck!

>Trump acts like a stereotypical American by dumping the entire koi food box at once as a joke
>Abe and his wife find it hilarious
>American media and random leftists screech about it
Japs love stereotypical Americans. It's hilarious to them.
Trump is just playing it up because he and Abe are bros for life.

>style
>grace
>while feeding koi fish
Perhaps feeding koi fish requires neither style nor grace?

>AKA Trump explains Japanese economic stagnation in one simple gesture

>Throws whole box in
>We don't have time for this gay shit Abe. Lets go pick up those other chinks and deal with rocket man.

I'm seething RN. What the fuck! DRUMPF is such a fucking asshole. This makes me so upset to have a fucking buffoon acting like this. Fucking SHIT!!!!!!! RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE. HE SHOULD ACT PRESIDENTIAL. OUR ECONOMY AND MILITARY WILL COLLAPSE BECAUSE OF THIS.

>Literally job done under budget ahead of schedule!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

koi are mean fuckers

he tried to get them to fight

he is totally my president

also he is goading europe into covering japan. of course this includes their lack of elfare and niggers, poverty, and absolute safety

they are holding spoons but op is still faggot

This

BASED TRUMP

GEOTUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FISH = FED

PROMISES MADE

PROMISES KEPT

Abe is still going to suck that gaijin dick because he recognizes spoon feeding koi is for the slants. They can have it. We don’t want it.

FUCK YOUR TRADITIONS THIS IS THE UNITED STATES!!

youtube.com/watch?v=qtH48iKHxW0

There are a lot of mouths to feed.

>being this afraid of someone pointing out how GREAT this pres is
Let me speak in a language you might understand, as you're clearly a nog:
Yo nyukah, aye know u bin used 2 livin all shitti and sheeeeeeit, but dis nugu gon make dis whole place way kewl. ight???? 100

KEK

jesus he is fat

LOL.

Fuck those nip fish. You want food? (splooosh)

>calls him a subhuman 3 posts earlier
>whines like a fucking faggot when he rightfully gets called an autist

Man, I know I'm from a doomed shitskin shithole, but the retardation of some of you still baffles me to this day, burger

In 2017 leftists get upset at how much food our president feeds fish.

Not gonna lie, former Fish feeder here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump try to feed fish. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the Koi codes.

American koi can think for themselves and don't have to be spoon fed.

underrated

Is there a video of him dumping the box?

Shart the pellets like fart
This proves why Americans can not into culture.

thats pretty hot

you could just simplify it to leftists get upset

In one daft move Trump has single handedly fed more than communism ever has.

wow dis is the guy running our country!!! IMPEACH NOW.
THIS IS EVIL.
>sarcasm

FISH = FED

PROMISES MADE

PROMISES KEPT

OP is spreading #fakenews

The video shows Trump feeding spoonfuls of fishfood to the koi and then dumping the remnants in after.

twitter.com/ABC/status/927400010890833926

You're pathetic

meanwhile fapping to cartoon child pornography has become Japan's national sport.

ahead of schedule

He fed those fish so well they won't need to eat for a week. It's called efficiency. The fish love him. Many such cases!

underrated

nah, he's just really efficient... he ain't got time to bleed

>dumping all the fish food at once instead of standing around putting a spoonful at a time

He's getting rid of government inefficiency.

It's actually very simple.
Like he is with the american people, Trump does not want only the strongest fish to survive, he wants to help the weak.
He dumped it in because some fish were eating all of it and the others couldn't get any.

this is illustrated no better than his healthcare plan.
as a republican he should be entirely against government healthcare and yet he supports it.

Now you get Trump.
He doesn't care what you think, he does what he wants and says what you want to hear.

Why would a fucking fish care if you feed it with a spoon?