Take me back to that sweet sweet night Sup Forums, election night. To this day I still catch myself soaking it in, reliving it and smiling. The chaotic updates, no clear end being in sight, I miss it. What an insatiable high.
It's late at night, I'm on my couch barely paying attention to what's on the TV, just smiling in bewilderment over the fact that Donald Trump is our president. That's so god damn ridiculous and hilarious that existence in itself is to be taken a grain lighter.
>reported that Cher and Lady Gaga are sobbing backstage at Hillary event
Jason Reed
"Sorry to keep you waiting, complicated business."
Cameron Walker
This was when I knew it was over.
Brayden Barnes
In just a few more days, I'm going to celebrate the anniversary. Re-watch the footage, all the compilations of crying liberals.
Say what you want about everything since, but that night was magical.
Just don't ever worry us like that again, Utah.
Gavin Ramirez
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Carson Baker
I remember I ordered a pizza for the election, and when the delivery guy showed up we had a brief exchange about the election. He said he was gunning for Hillary, the typical "I'm with her" crap, and as I payed he asked me my opinion. I said "I dunno man, it looks pretty close right now, can't say for sure" and he gave me some kind of death glare as he handed me my pizza. Thinking about that guy, I wonder if he thought about me when he later saw Trump declared president.
It was a pretty comfy night.
Juan Green
I voted Trump and fully expected to wake up in the Hillaryverse because Nate Strontium told me there was a 105% chance of her winning. I tried to see how long I could go without the news and made it till about nine in the morning the next day. Imagine my surprise.
Minnesota is considered a blue state, and I will never not be fucking pissed off by this.
Jace Clark
I love this state, so fucking comfy.
Owen Walker
Yeah, having 1 vote per person is the worst. Rural and suburban retards should get 2 votes.
Jack Hill
Nice story.
>I said "I dunno man, it looks pretty close right now, can't say for sure" and he gave me some kind of death glare as he handed me my pizza. Lol. Sometimes it's hard to remember that there were some people that were SO convinced of Hillary's victory, that any suggestion of Trump winning that night was just absolute torture for them. Best night of my life, that's for sure.