Be europeen

>be europeen
>wake up
>prepare your wife and her boyfriend Ahmed their daily breakfast in bed
>get Ahmed Jr and Fatima ready for their welfare lessons at school
>smash back a quick breakfast of mealworms
>shit you’re late, Mr Schmoinkelstein will be mad
>run to the train
>get stabbed to death

>be white american
>muh 2nd amendmunt
>go to church
>get shot

If they taste good, what's the problem? Pickle and deep fry them.

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>be american
>muh second amendamunt
>have gun free zones
>get shot in gun free zones

Those look like Mexican worms cultural appropriation anyone?

>be australian
>get yelled at by drunken abo
>get chylamida from petting a kuala bear
>have baby stolen by a dingo

>b strylan

That's what western European subhumans eat. Australia is just as cucked.

>be american
>get mugged
>shoot the nigger

>Be europeen
>get mugged
>let nigger fuck my wife
>let nigger live in my neighborhood
>let nigger receive my taxes
>let nigger rape

There's literally nothing wrong with eating bugs

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>be american
>drink corn syrup coca cola for breakfast alongside some gmo cornflakes in hormone-infused, puss filled milk from the udder of an infected, sick cow
>load ccw pistol with magazine, forget to put safety on, accidentally shoot tv
>have american lard arse rage that can't watch MSNBC anymore to hear about how evil drumpf is
>eat some bacon from a pig that was raised on toxic gmo corn because still hungry
>eat it raw because can't be bothered cooking it, too hungry
>walk to walmart to buy a gun
>shart self
>don't notice
>mexican immigrant cleaner cleans up your shart
>mexican cleaner passes out from putrid smell
>shart on her for good measure
>get shot
>survive
>go to medical emergency room
>get charged 100,000 to get bullet removed
>don't have to money
>get a loan from the bank at 21% interest
>pay medical bills
>no money
>bankrupt
>go to vegas to try and win it back
>get shot

Are you implying that shrimps are insects?

that's a flemish product, but i've never seen that shit in stores, neither do i know anyone who would eat that. How do companies that distribute that stay in business?

they don't Bart

>be australian
>walk down street
>want to buy coffee
>pay 26 dollaroos
>order a white coffee
> dr. of feminine (barista) studies tells me I'm a racists misogosystic pig and I have to pay a 200% man tax
>pay the tax because I'm a cuck of an Australian male
> new trend in melbourne is to get a coffee inside an avocade
> don't want to look racist

They are the roaches of the ocean if you think about it

Hi Kristof

They are a French fry substitute man
You fry those nigger salt them.

australians should all be killed.

>be Portugese

It is a sad story

honestly i'd try them if i ever saw them in the shops, i've had fried grasshoppers with hot sauce before, they were alright.

>be australian
>get eaten by a crocodile

cool.

I buy 2 of these a day.

>be American
>get shot
>Australians lose their guns

>be british
>get mugged at knifepoint
>comply
>"ta for the wallet mate, sorry for the bother"

>be american
>get mugged at gunpoint
>"OH BOY, time to exercise my GOD GIVEN to bear arms! This goddam nigger won't see this comi-"
>get shot 3 times in the chest

>be the american who cant banter back

>be mutt

No. I'm implying that the superficial differences between crustaceans and insects are insignificant enough (number of legs and body segments, method of blood circulation, etc) and the superficial similarities (exoskeleton, antennae, compound eyes) are significant enough that a person who enjoys shrimp would possibly enjoy other insects, bugs, arachnids, etc if not for the social taboo associated with eating them. If you want to make some pedantic argument that crustaceans are 100% dissimilar to some insects then you may as well that beef is 100% dissimilar to goat. They're both ruminants with hooves and horns, and both shrimp and insects are both egg-layers with antennae and segmented exoskeletons.

t. ocean bug culinary enthusiast

I was going to buy a house and raise a family, but I think I'll do this instead.

ocean bugs are some of the tastiest foods known to man

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WHAT AMERICA MAN IS DOING?????????????

GETTING SHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Svako jutro nazdravim SBB-u, kada vidim cega ima. 56k je veoma bolno iskustvo....

>Be Australian
>H v n in n
>

When I look at the other delicious food that the jews told me not to eat (pork, shrimp, rabbit, lobster, clams, etc) then I can't help but wonder if we're missing out by not eating bugs. Maybe they're delicious?

> be a chinkstralian
> live in another multi-cultural anglosphere paradies with the bonus of being in the ass-end of nowhere
> w-we're b-based!
> b-b-bantz!!
> h-haaa ha-h yurop is SHIT!
pathetic

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replace americans with australians

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>recycling memes
quintessential 43% face

>be Portugese who cannot admit the truth

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You yourself are recycling memes.

I made these

>be australian
>他妈的你

what made you have the idea that an underage faggot like you has anything interesting to say, much less meme

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Strikes at the heart of you.

What makes your opinion better than mine?

Fucking Belgium. Eating worms like a nigger

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america wins

I give up, this is beyond ridiculous

geef mij maar een viandel special

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maggots and worms: intestinal system in the middle of their bodies, cannot be removed. You're stuck eating all the fecal matter in them

shrimp: intestinal tract runs along the outer edge on their 'spine' and is easily removed before eating

honestly jews are probably laughing at how they're convincing idiot whites to eat bugs; what clearer sign of social and class status than a family being forced to eat bugs to survive, while the (((rich))) are eating actual food.

I like this one.

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and when god came down from the heavens and saw that man was shitposting he was proud in his creations and knew he had done right

Is this your sexual fantasy or what?

Shut up, faggot. Also, your accent is fucking hideous. Learn proper portuguese.

That shit looks absolutely delicious. Why is Belgian culture so superior?

That was so yesterday. Get over yourself.

Are you spying on us ?

This is way to accurate

>trips of bullshit
your ancestors ate the intestines and asshole of every animal they slaughtered but they didn't act like faggots about it.

>At least I wasn't shot! XD
>Praise allah
>Get called a racist for making the train full of tolerant refugees stab me
>CNN makes all the attackers look white and darkens my face
>Finally I am black
>Go to church
>Don't carry gun because lol wtf why need one at church? Nigga just pray lmao
>Some wigged out fucker busts in with a rifle and starts capping everyone
>Lol time to put those goodboy points with the G man to work!
>Pray his ass up
>God lifts the man and slams him back to earth
>The crater opens a hole into hell and the unworthy are purged
>This is what leftists expect to happen
>Meanwhile, back in reality, a man with a gun protected the church from being totally slaughtered
>Haha why do you need a gun nigga just pray lmao XD
>SHOOTER WAS WHITE GUN CONTROL NOW!!!
>Muslim runs people over
>No call for gun control
>Upset about immigration politics because it might hurt Muslims - fuck the victims of the terrorist attack lmao
>Advocate for an unironic ban on vehicles - no joke
>Be leftist
>Be retarded
>Let the media control what you think absolutely
>Think you're smarter than everyone else because of it

Right now ok about to get in my car to go to the store at 430am and get a big steak. Feel perfectly safe. Won't get shot.

>made in belgium
i have never seen those, i know they tried selling bugs but their target audience is pretty much vegetarian/vegan so it failed before it even got a lift off

Top Kek

I've never seen anyone actually preparing these things at home. Great source of protein too, but probably overpriced and not very good tasting

You're supposed to eat the fish, not the bait.

Company called Damhert Nutrition jumped on it, Carrefour sells it, iirc.
At 35 euros/kg I'll just eat meat and fish, thanks.

honestly never seen it at any carrefour i've been to. But damn that is overpriced for bugs, if it was 1/10th the cost of meat i'd consider trying it once but at this price, no thanks

It has spirit.

you can get some good irish beef for that price

>be Australian
>literally who?

fado'ed. kek

Sounds like a fun Friday, just remember to punch the above in the guts to rupture their distended liver.

Canada best commonwealth country the rest of you are complete and utter jokes

>be american
>nigger shoots you in the back to mug from your corpse
ftfy

>honestly jews are probably laughing at how they're convincing idiot whites to eat bugs
nice trips, also this.

I've been trying to convince my inner circle that the next step to Jewry is convincing people that eating meat contributes to global warming, so they are going to start pushing for goyim to eat bugs.

Am I way out of line for positing this? Am I the only one who's been noticing a recent surge in news articles and media pushing the bug eating narrative?

Anyone else have any examples of this?