"great emu war"? the fuck?

just what in the diddly fuck is an emu war? how the fuck can you go to "war" against wild animals? and lose when they're not even carnivorous

any ausfag care to explain?

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It's a meme they bring up whenever someone's says Australia is a shit

Yeah it never happened just a meme. Going to bed night.

but what actually took place

bunch of soldiers tried to cull emus because of overpopulation and failed basically

you mean your ARMY couldn't fight emus?

Maybe it's an excuse to not let us cull kangaroos

Farmers had pest problem, govt sent like 3 army guys and 2 guns tried to shoot 20,000 emu in one location, failed to kill more than a few dozen.

Changed to a bounty system, farmers killed 60,000 of em

why didn't they just poison them?

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We tamed the beasts eventually.

youtube.com/watch?v=AH78_gzEoKI

>2 guys with a machine gun is the entire army
ok

"When you let emus fuck your wife, you win"
t. Australia

Thousands of Emus fucking up farmland, some old mate general or w/e he was asked for military assistance to deal with them, got given a set amount of ammo and some machine guns.
Emus are fast motherfuckers so when the guns started going off they scattered. This went on for a few weeks.

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Oh
And that's it?
No offense but thats really anticlimactic

I've looked into it and can confirm there is nothing of interest. Just one big nothing burger.

Not sure about you guys, but man I'm sleepy. Zzzzz

>Changed to a bounty system, farmers killed 60,000 of em

wiki says that was in 1934. how do you even proof that you killed any number of them?

Lies. It was the bloodiest war in Straya's history. Every single cunt still have ptsd and that's why they shitpost here on a daily basis as a form of therapy to cope with it.

never forget the 6,000,000 emus hans

At least they didn't surrender

that explains a lot

Same way the Americans did with the natives I guess...

Jesus Kike, you've already won.

EMU'ED

You just know her ass would smell and taste good.

It was a massacre. Never speak of this again.

it would smell like guano you disgusting furry

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>It's a meme

>Be me
>Australian farmer
>everything was great until the EMU nation attacked
>call in military to retake farms
>military runs off a bunch of birds real easy cunt
>birds squad up with a big nigger bird leading each squad
>they attack farms
>Australian military runs away
>farms are lost to the birds

>emu war is just a meeme. Australia supreem

>Aussie's Reaction any time they hear mention of emus
youtu.be/CCVdQ8xXBfk

Australians lost a war against an animal gg

>Be aussie
>go to toilet
>Get bitten by 40cm long spider
>Turns out venom wount kill you instantly but in about 3 days with anourmous pain
>try to get up and call for help
>See anaconda
>Get scared and flip back
>brake your back against toilet seat
>get parallised
>1 day passes in anourmous pain but you dont lose counsesness becouse you snorted some cocaine in the morning and it wount let you pass out
>Hear doors being broke
>Scream for help
>3 12 years old abbos come in toilet
>they start laughting
>one gets your car keys
>other steals your money
>third waits untill your gf comes back home then beats your girlfrend and rapes her in front of you
>after he finnishes crocodile comes in bathroom
>he mistakens you for female crocodile becouse of your skin turning into crocodile like becouse of venom
>get raped
>Kangaroo comes in
>beats the shit out of you
>takes your gf and walks away
T. every day life in australia

>becouse of your skin turning into crocodile like becouse of venom
holy fuck latvian bantz are great

Listen to this podcast episode:
The Dollop #111: The Emu War

>Emus are fast motherfuckers so when the guns started going off they scattered.
Y'all motherfuckers really didn't think the fuckin gunshots would startle them? The fuck kinda military officers doesn't predict this?

On Wikipedia

“If we had a military division with the bullet-carrying capacity of these birds it would face any army in the world... They can face machine guns with the invulnerability of tanks. They are like Zulus whom even dum-dum bullets could not stop”

Kek
That was pretty funny, want to share a Potato?

>two guys is are entire army
>ok
That's pretty sad, but I guess that's all you need when you live on an inhospitable rock no one would ever want to invade

>3 12 years old abbos come in toilet

kek