The french are cowards and they don't know how to fi-

>the french are cowards and they don't know how to fi-

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yeah they got scared by a little snow and ran home as soon as they saw it

napoleon wasn't french tho, he was italian

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>Italian education
he was obviously a proud black man from Algeria

Napoleon wasn't French. If you took fucking European History 101 you would know this. And even then the French got their shit slapped and thrown back.

>humiliated
Yeah you know. Lost every major battle and engagement, and had 10x the casualties of the US, but US retreating back because of nationwide protests against the war certainly is something to be proud of. Not to mention reneging on Communist policies in the modern world because surprise, despite having a million casualties in the name of Communism, it didn't work.

Napoleon lost. Why do Meds always forget this?

He's just another continental despot crushed under the wheel of the Anglo hegemony.

Russia has so much land and resources and still unconquered, why?
>inb4 winter

The French have been cuckified ever since 1935, which was then made worse by the Franco-German cuckening of 1963.

Only France remains. A state without a nation that somehow makes the United Kingdom look like a proud country with a spine of steel by comparison.

*Somalia

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The baddest ass man to ever fight from horseback was French, btw.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antoine_Charles_Louis_de_Lasalle

Why is that Italian, i.e. Corsican, surrounded by Frenchmen.

*Corsican
FTFY

Is this suppose to offend me?

Because I support it.

>Yeah you know. Lost every major battle and engagement, and had 10x the casualties of the US, but US retreating back because of nationwide protests against the war certainly is something to be proud of. Not to mention reneging on Communist policies in the modern world because surprise, despite having a million casualties in the name of Communism, it didn't work.

lol and they couldn't even invade their actual enemy's country (north vietnam) because it was "bad optics".. hell of a way to fight a war

>he can't tell the difference between monarchical France and Republishit France.

-ght

www.militaryfactory.com/battles/french_military_victories.asp

They had a pretty solid record historically but getting blown out / bailed out the last century has entrenched the view that they are pussies.

That about sums it up. France was once a powerhouse, but their entire massive army crumbling within weeks dented their reputation to the modern day, only made worse by their refusal to take part in the Coalition in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Napoleon was a total retard, with next-gen autism.
He was lucky enough to be surrounded by military geniuses that did all the hardwork and won the most important battles.
He went and 'set free' the jews throughout Europe, re-opening pandora's box.
He couldn't stop his greed and went too far, losing everything the military had managed to achieve throught countless lives lost on all sides.
He should be remembered as the power-hungry masonic traitor he was.
Hitler's autism was a joke compared to Napoleon.

You do realize the Vietnamese defeated the French as well, right?

The "Lol France can't into war" meme is only spread by historical illiterates that believe the world started in 1900 and the perfidious Brits (who have to fight on boats because they lack anything that could be called manhood)

This is honestly one of the most humiliating battles of the 20th century along with Singapore.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Dien_Bien_Phu

>French come out of WW2 somewhat of a laughing stock
>we must regain le honour nationale
>time to retake our old colonial empire we lost
>fighting commies
>let's shack up in the hills
>there's no way that the Vietnamese can put artillery on those mountains
>Vietnamese put artillery on those mountains
>cue weeks of siege
>direct line of sight down onto the base means that the commies can just fire right at them
>French commander commits suicide
>virtually the entire garrison surrenders
>12,000 French soldiers
>the French government collapses and has to get a new leader
>signs accords which mean France has to pull out of Indochina forever

Hey, France helped us win our independence, it's a bunch of retards who got mad when France didn't want to help the globalists invade Iraq initially. (Anyone remember 'Freedom Fries' c. 2003?).

>start out as corsican nationalist
>take over france to send french people to their deaths
WOKE

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You know who the Vietnamese didn't defeat?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_in_Vietnam_(1945–46)

"On 3 January 1946 the last big battle occurred between the British and the Viet Minh. About 900 Viet Minh attacked the 14/13 Frontier Force Rifles camp at Biên Hòa. The fighting lasted throughout the night, and when it was over about 100 attackers had been killed without the loss of a single British or Indian soldier. Most Viet Minh casualties were the result of British machine-gun crossfire."

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France to me will always be our greatest ally. I get sad when I see what Paris has become.

To be fair they took massive losses in WWI which crippled them for WWII. Britain had it been home to the French warfare wouldn't have faired much better I don't think. I will say that the French deserve our gratitude for enabling our revolution to succeed.

The Vietnamese are like the honey badgers of the human race. Just don't.

It really was a national trauma that they didn't quite come back from.

German violations of Versaille going unanswered, construction of the Maginot Line, even the total lack of action during the Phony War stemmed from their experience in the first world war and the desperation not to repeat it at any cost.

Who will win :
>An army of knights in heavy armor from all around the realm, trained from birth to be implacable killing machines, surrounded by their levies
OR
>Some peasants with longbows

>To be fair they took massive losses in WWI
So did Germany.

>French fought a war for 100 years
>they somehow don't know how to fight

>Fight the english longbowmen for a hundred years and more
>Literally doesn't adapt and decide to follow a woman instead
They're goddamn lucky she was charismatic and capable too, fucking frenchmen deserved to be annexed during that war.

That is what i've been taught in school.
When the germans brought war again the french men said "not again, never again".
We have forgotten the horrors after all this peace and the young on every side are itching for a fight, we will learn war again.

>Russia has so much land and resources and still unconquered, why?
Because they weren't JAPANESE?

Thanks for the baguette and pate

yeah?

Muh napoleon conquered german states....more than half of those fighting for him....then the german states united against him for reasons and.....napoleon btfo.

We are in afghanistan, we just refused Iraq and it was a good thing

but you had a larger population

Yeah but the Versailles treaty was a massive shitpost intended to fick Germany.
That fuelled the Germans thirst for justice which enabled them to forget the horrors of WW1