>in a lecture this morning >have to give a presentation on biases in the media >explaining how writers and journalists tend to lean against people who hate the media, like Donald Trump or Bill Belichick >presenting to like a 300 student lecture >tried to make a joke >"If you speak out against or give the media a hard time, they'll essentially portray you as Hitler, and not in a good way" >professor interrupts me right away and goes "What do you mean, how can you be Hitler in a good way" >"I-i mean like... you know if you're successful... like if your countrymen want you to lead.... y-y-you become a h-hegemon" >pronounced hegemon like "Digimon" >he asked me clarify >tried to continue my presentation >professor asked me 3 times to clarify my point/repeat the word "hegemon" >just ignored him and ended my presentation 30 seconds later >left class >mfw i can never go back
>what do i do Kys now you bumbling loser. They will be issuing a warrant for your arrest any moment now.
Adrian Gutierrez
You're in a fucked academic environment. Get out now. Get into something unfucked.
Jonathan Brown
It's all good. Tell your professor that Hitler did nothing wrong. See how open minded academia is..
Jaxson Turner
I wouldn't worry about it. Some people just don't get it. You know what you are talking about. Just because they don't doesn't mean you have to feel like shit about it.
Also professors are cucked so don't give a fuck. And we both know how impossible it is to appease college students when it comes to any other political opinion than communism.
It will be okay!
Luis Jones
>Professor calls your mom >your mom's face when
William Garcia
>SORRY I MISPOKE That's all you had to say
William Roberts
my mom died giving birth to me
Samuel Cooper
well now i know for next time
Austin Jenkins
Looks like you're in the clear then user
Carson Perry
You let the Sup Forums memes get to your head. You're supposed to hide your power level at all times.
Ethan Watson
Should have ended with "The Holocaust is a lie. Communists are jews, money isnt real"
then dropped the mic.
Daniel Kelly
>coworkers standing in a corner talking about wall, didnt really think about it but they were all brown >turns out they were all illegal immigrants >they're all looking at me out of the sides of their eyes >realize it's cuz i posted pic related in the company general chat a few minutes before they fired me but I got 6 months of unemployment and dont have to work with retards anymore
Noah Green
That font is cancer
John James
Powerful.
Cameron Phillips
how do you people sperg out so bad? i have everyone thinking im a far left berniebro sjw type. the only way to win is infiltration
Benjamin Gomez
>Interview room >So tell me about your last job user, why did they let you go? >you
Joseph Edwards
This tbqh. Lots of high paying work that doesn't come with mandatory "awareness training"
John Watson
LOL
Justin Nguyen
Sit at the back of the room with a paper bag over your head. Or wear a hood or something.
I wouldn't let some dude bother me to that extend as to ditch my studies. If he asks, just say you made a misjudgement on making that joke. If that doesn't work, well, fuck him.
Joseph Young
Dude that was like a top stand up comedIan tie joke, good on you. No wonder they refuse to work college campuses. Send the joke or this thread to Owen Benjamin on twitter
Adam Nguyen
Just say that until he started genociding people that he looked to be hearlding in a socialist eutopia. He created I duatries that survive to this day, transport networks that are still the envy of the modern world. He spoke out against corporate corruption and wage inequality. He genuinely sought a better quality of life for his people.
Then he became genocidal and decided to change the definition of what ((people)) meant.
If he asks you anything else telk him you were uncomfortable making these points because he out you on the spot. Tell.hin he violated.yoyr intellectual safe space and now your triggered and suffering from PTSD.
Jace Hughes
get autism certificate
Adam Miller
you should've just replied that hitler was an excellent planner, brilliant with respect to development of infrastructure. also he knew how to work his audience and to motivate an entire nation to working towards a common set of goals.
Liam Green
>my mom died giving birth to me And yet you lived to shame her memory. WTF is your problem soyboy?
Robert Baker
ive got a new one already at a higher position (c suite now)
leaving NYC helped a lot
Jack Cooper
its extremely easy, you just need to cast whatever you say as "more progressive than thou". It takes a bit of verbal fluency to pull this off but you can make anything seem progressive and anything seem retrograde if youre clever enough, this is basically what lefty academics have been doing forever. Why dyou think "Liberal" goes from meaning one thing in the 1800s to the exact fucking opposite thing in the 1900s? Because its all a fucking house of cards and words have no meaning to these assholes. If youre too stupid to do this kind of thing thats fine, just be sure that whenever youre finished explaining your opinion to close with "Fuck Drumpf tho" and you'll be fine
Henry Kelly
I love my son dearly and spend every moment of every day smiling down on him from heaven.
Ryder Hughes
>I left to help my sick family member CA faggot laws that don't even let companies confirm or deny you even worked there in the first place. >Oh an I made 50 an hour
Lincoln Miller
Maybe the professor is an user himself, and wanted a peek at OP's power level to see how far he'd go with it.
Ayden Wright
getting a little awkward in here
Juan Rodriguez
Nothing cures like a mother's support.
Caleb Wood
Go back faggot Also this is a demoralization thread The enemy don't want you to spread truth IRL Don't sperg out but leave breadcrumbs. Most normies are still brain washed by the Jew
Luke Morales
I don't think this happened but if it did, let me give you some advice.
If you care about your grades, never say anything right wing to your professor.
Bentley Phillips
FUCK I love that gif.
Hudson James
>how can you be Hitler in a good way"
Hitler was Time magazine's "Man Of The Year" for his economic guidance of germany and it's astounding economic recovery
Hunter Turner
I like this one too
Henry Gray
>I was discriminated against because I was Jewish >I sued them though >.... (oh shit) >You're hired!
David Collins
You've got nothing to lose, next class you go in there and make Hitler look like Superman
Volkswagen, The Autobahn, National Happiness and Economic Providence, grab every little piece of positive spin you can
Noah Phillips
>College >English class, secondary language (live in Quebec) >Nu-male teacher wants us to do a political experiment >Separates the class in two parties and tell them to present policies for the people following a raise of water level of ten meters (yeah it's crappy) >No other rules than that >Associate with a friend, tell him what I'm about to do >Next class coming up >Both parties show up some shitty five year plan or refugge accomodation acts >Turn of the Ministry of Defense to speak up (us) >Me and my friend walk up in front >Declare we are no longer affiliated with the weak *I don't remember the stupid name* party >We come up with an entire plan, translating italian militaristic policies and forced migrant labor policy with actual national-socialist economy >In short the migrants build up new cities for the one we lost and get to live in camp until we've got the international green light to boot them out >Class opposes >Remind them that their shitty five year plans ignored the fact that most of our hub cities were flooded in Quebec, the Eastern Coast and British Columbia >Remind them that their refugge accomodations depends on submerged facilites >Remind them that the economy is in fucking ruins >Remind them that the St-Laurent river is no longer capable of producing a viable agriculture >Remind them that we have ten thousand to accomodate just this year alone, and we have to do the same for eigth years at least, PLUS our own displaced citizens The migrants could work or die for all I cared. >Remind them, however, that it's the same worlwide >Remind them that both China and the United States are out of conditions >Remind them that if we act fast we can still become world powerhouse number one Several people in the class were agreeing with us at this point Teacher told us it was time to stop just at the best part. We almost convinced the classroom of brainwashed neo-commies that fascism was preferable to their little dellusions. Goddamn numales
Jackson Clark
HNNNNNG
Jacob Richardson
I'm sorry you cucked out, always double down.
Nathan Hernandez
(((Classic)))
Lucas King
Like it or not, Adolf turned Germany from a trash nation to one of the most powerful countries in the world in a few years. That's nothing to scoff at.
Brayden Jackson
>makes edgy joke >surprised when people respond to edgy jokes Like wtf did you think was gonna happen. If you make jokes than cower like a bitch when called out, you have no power level to begin with. Should have said something else edgy about how good he was. that would have shut everyone up and they would all hate you but at least they wouldn't hate you and think you're a pussy.
Colton Cox
Teach must have caught wind of your little coup operation and had to SHUT IT DOWN
Liam Rogers
>look stacey that kid is arguing with the professor again hahaha >ugh i know i wish he would just shut up
Asher Brown
>how can you be Hitler in a good way? You're willfully ignoring my point professor, and arguably contributing to the very phenomenon I'm describing which makes you part of the problem and vindicates me of abandoning your classes, have a good day sir. Ez.
I've not shared much of my power level, if ever. Here's one time I did. >humanities class >teacher asks class if anyone has any ideas with which we can improve society >nobody raises hand >before teacher can move on I lift my finger >"maybe it would be a good idea to lower taxes on small and medium businesses" >suddenly it's the Costa Rican immigrant I'm laffin
Cooper Flores
...
Blake King
>literally ever referencing Hitler >can't even grow a spine and react when confronted
You should be sterilized to keep your retardation from spreading
Owen Evans
>"maybe it would be a good idea to lower taxes on small and medium businesses" >never asked us anything again You hit them with the final redpill too soon.
Matthew Allen
Probably. However, judging from the way all the other people responded, it wasn't a redpill to them, just a sensible idea. Only the Costa Rican threw a sissyfit
Christopher Lewis
I reveal it all the time on here when I reveal information about what is going on involving the global chessboard.
[ARCHIVE OF KB THREADS(take the time to read all OP's)]:
I too, would be interested in hearing how one portrays Hitler in the good way. You have all the time in the world to think about it now, no pressure mister.
Carter Anderson
For fucks sake he was times person of the year, thats all u had to say
Jaxson Perry
go to a two-year college.
David Parker
it sounds like he misspoke and the teacher, being the ass that he is, tried to interrupt his flow.
Jaxon Thomas
Just say some shit about anti-smoking campaigns and animal rights.
Carson Green
Literally quoting Hitler.
Zachary Price
Your (*most probably jewish) professor doesn't know what 'hegemony' means? I would drop out of that retarded institution before ASAP
Ian Howard
How can you potray Hitler in a good way? Are you implying he was a human being? He wanted to conquer the world and kill the jews.
Isaiah Cox
>be me in college > go to bar after finals with classmates >start talking politics >say I voted Trump >get questioned on why >start sweating because school is borderline communist >at bar with latinos >explained reasoning >they respond with 'I disagree but okay' Actually turned out okay. Went on and had a good night with everyone afterward. Didn't get shit on at all.
Xavier Ortiz
just say "hitler tried his best, so morale of the story is always try your best"
Daniel Peterson
everyone in texas loves hitler and hates muslims >be in class >terror attack takes place >say out loud its always those fuckin muslim terrorists >everyone agrees
Aiden Russell
>at a cafe with some guys i knew from high school, most are Asian >end up talking about the wildfire mishaps in Fort McMurray, Alberta and I bring up the idea of why we shouldn't waste money on foreign aid when our own people need it now especially with how fucked our homeless situation is becoming along with growing poorer class >one Asian guy vehemently disagrees and says that Canadians get enough and that Africa needs the money more than us >all other guys say how thats fucking stupid and goes against the idea of being part of a nation in general and the one guy shuts up and stops talking Funny enough is that many politicians actually believe this kinda bullshit, that foreign nations deserve our tax money over other Canadians. They literally would prefer to virtue signal to people they don't know over helping their own people. Such garbage people.
Wyatt Morales
>posts polarizing image in company chat >everyone else is the retard
Kayden Morris
cucks, I should say
Benjamin Sanchez
Before his rise to power, Germany was devastated socially and economically. In a few short years Hilter revitalized the economy, and brought the German people out of their depression and united them.
Eli Bell
if you're not around idiots and you don't just go full 1488 people don't gvie a shit
smart people will disagree without being insulting or even get physical
there is some clear bias when you're latino tho
Landon Sanchez
Someone needs to post that greentext story of the guy using a secret police to subvert a model UN
Shit was cool.
Jaxson Hall
>leaving NYC helped a lot currently in nyc desk job debating leaving. where'd you head? South?
Nathan Carter
North. Saratoga Springs. Still some cucked people here but they know they are outnumbered and keep themselves in check.
Some good career opps up here too. Do it, user.
Evan Young
Bumping for this
Jackson Cooper
The left can't meme - and they can't take a joke. You should have known.
t. Lost plenty of friends due to jokes
Nolan Lee
how's the nonwhite situation? I'm a minority on my own subway
Thomas Nguyen
report them to ICE
Jeremiah Green
3 blacks in town, 0 arabs
Nolan Williams
lucky you, i had to behead mine
Asher Rogers
>be halfblood shitskin >meet with cousine which also is a shitskin >friend of hers comes too, also shitskin >talk about conspiracy theories comes up >talk about the jews killing jfk, making 9/11, their moloch bullshit and pedo stuff >the other guy comes out saying "i dont believe the holocaust happened" >they actually started to like trump despite hating him before purely because he likely isnt a satanic pedophile jewpuppet
Mudslimes would be our allies if we stop falling for the divide and conquer bullshit of the jews
Dylan Bennett
must be nice man. I've been to SPAC a couple of summers ago and it was a great time. I think I'd move south though, more guns, more whites, nicer women, warmer weather.
Samuel Gonzalez
>be racist everyday >claims niggers, arabs and kikes are the Baneof every society >no one bats an eyelid except the occasional expat/tourist
Kek
Henry Watson
lotta blacks down there, be careful. I like the cold, keeps the tropical races to a minimum. The most important thing is that you get out of that city before it starts imploding from immigrant issues
Adam Young
>lotta blacks down there, be careful. that's true. damn shame. I'd settle for just not being a minority I guess. >immigrant issues stop and frisk did a lot for the city, but diblasio fucked that up. queens is bad, brooklyn is bad, manhattan is mostly bad lol. People forget that there's more to manhattan than midtown and downtown. I'd never settle here, unless I was super rich
Dylan Cooper
diblasio cant even make sanitation workers keep the street clean. theres no reason to stay in NY, the internet means we no longer need high population density. The people who are still there are just insecure transplants who would kill themselves if they had enough awareness to see how much their lives have failed.
Charles Walker
>no longer need high population density but the scores of booty are hard to quit user. It's fun to go out and meet women from all over the place, i want to smell their hair and kiss their tummies
Brayden Allen
enjoy the herpes, city women are sewers
Caleb Diaz
i think std's are so overhyped. maybe I'm pressing my luck, but if i didn't trust the pussy, I wouldn't stick my dick in it. there's a million girls that are first timers too, and I know they all say that... but when i bring her home and her bush is huge I know she doesn't do this too often
Gavin Ortiz
kek.
Anthony Hill
Why even make a hitler reference? Don't try to be clever in higher education user, they're only interested in creating drones.
Asher Barnes
Be better prepared.
You could easily convince people that few ideas of Hitler was with good intentions towards the (germanic) laymen. Foremost his fight against big money and injustice, actually many of his ideas can be considered socialist. Thats why the put that name into their parties name. Hitler did many things wrong though.
Colton Wright
Fucking own it OP. They want to call you a racist and kill you anyway and you're fucking worried that they think you're racist now?
Top fucking cuck.
Carson Taylor
I always talk about how great hitler is with every one I meet. You should try it too goyim. Tell all your friends and family about it. There will certainly be no consequences.
Brandon Young
Own it and be proud. Hitler was a retard in some things, but great in others. Nothing wrong with that.
Robert Walker
>what do i do you can go back, pepe thinks you did well. In the end we'll win anyway. These old retards will have to swallow their narrative. Stay strong little guy the future needs you.
Connor Morales
I never hide my power level... Things I do every day: >wear a genuine ehrenring >spit on the ground when blacks walk by me >mutter "nigger" under my breath when walking by blacks just loud enough where they kind of hear me but its confusing to them if I actually did >View Sup Forums and the stormer in public at school (typing this in a school restaurant right now) >Stare down blacks when they walk by me >Blast racist music / podcasts out of my car windows and turn it up when I see a black
Honestly almost everyone is too pussy to say anything. I'm in college too in a liberal state. Whats the fun in hiding your power level though? Fucking with niggers is too much fun.
David Wood
>be me >in SoCal >white/male >wears a suit all week >well groomed >works ass off >In good shape >drives a nice car
Just living a honorable life is exposing your power level now a days. Everyone know I'm a trump supporter just by looking at me.
Evan Roberts
Yeah me too.
Being a praying mantis isn't easy all days.
Lucas Collins
>how can you be Hitler in a good way how can you be Hitler in a bad way?