Make fun of country above you

I dont have any so i will chose australia.
>Be aussie
>go to toilet
>Get bitten by 40cm long spider
>Turns out venom wount kill you instantly but in about 3 days with anourmous pain
>try to get up and call for help
>See anaconda
>Get scared and flip back
>brake your back against toilet seat
>get parallised
>1 day passes in anourmous pain but you dont lose counsesness becouse you snorted some cocaine in the morning and it wount let you pass out
>Hear doors being broke
>Scream for help
>3 12 years old abbos come in toilet
>they start laughting
>one gets your car keys
>other steals your money
>third waits untill your gf comes back home then beats your girlfrend and rapes her in front of you
>after he finnishes crocodile comes in bathroom
>he mistakens you for female crocodile becouse of your skin turning into crocodile like becouse of venom
>get raped
>Kangaroo comes in
>beats the shit out of you
>takes your gf and walks away
T. every day life in australia

>10 hours of action
>is a part of Russia

there is literally a whole board for this type of shit, fuck off idiot. this board is for politics

only white country with enough nukes to save the Northern European race
Instead importing mass chinks and Muslims

wtf is up with Georgia? Their word for beer actually means "jew" in my native tongue

Russian Nationalists know that this mission can be only carried out by them or Britain. Russia being more likely. The matter of the Nationalist rising is a top concept for many patriots here.
Northern Europeans procreate with Northern Europeans, and shitskins overbreed all over the world that's nothing new.
Never mind the fact that a platoon of based Whitedudes who're operating during a civil war with NO bullshit like "rules of engagement" can wipe out entire districts with sarin gas in hours, what the fuck should we be even "scared" of?
You're not actually White Celtic-Germanic, are you? Just a concern cuckposter.
We can wipe you mongrels out at the drop of a hat, sheeeit back in the day the big problem was collecting you trash into "ghettoes" these days you do it on your own lmao.
If you were actually White, you'd be more worried about the natocuck shitskin police and UN that needs to protect poor minorities
Not really White, but plenty of decent folks there

it means crazy(plural) in mine

>Make fun of country above you
too easy

kek, I must study serbian

>be russkie
>get out of your commie block
>Get robbet by some mussies from chechnija
>go home
>get some cheap vodka
>go around streets of moscow that are full of chinks and mussies
>See your gf cucking you with mogomedov from kaukasus
>Go to your bro vasja from 3 commie blocks away
>get drunk and overdose on vodka while saying how great is russia

I don't know what to say
Your country is already a joke

and a bad one at that

Russia is literally the only country with enough nuclear weapons to secure a future for Northern Europeans. Europe is disarmed, America is already minority white

Looks like someone is still butthurt about Latvian ss genociding poles

There is Britain and France too, but the British and French governments don’t live in fear of the Nationalist coup for the last ten years. Should be noted that open violent racism is not something what 80-90% of the ethnic Britons exhibit. Because the latter is the case with the ultimate majority of ethnic Russians nobody in Kremlin gives a fuck about

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>be Australian
>be part bong
>Wake up at 7 o clock in the morn
>Take a lookyglance outways
>Positively yellow blinding bright and poisonous like any other beautiful day down under
>Eat my breakfast of seared grickleknob and Prince Harry on White before heading out
>On the way to work come across some impoverished africamen
>sudanese gents demand my wallet at ball-pen-point
>Gladly hand it over to the nice gents, and give em an ol' London Lollipop for good measure
>Wipe my mouth off, wish them good day and head off to work at immigration service
>Approve 36000 Indonesian families, under quota today
>Head home
>Blue Caps come me way
>"Oy mate! You're under arrest in the name of the Queen!"
>Ask wot for
>Being within 50 metres of a deadly pen, not giving the African me wallet fast enough, and not approving enough Indonesian families
>Fair enough, take the fine and head home
>Step inside and me mum yells
>"OY MUGGSY WHERE THA FUCK YOU BEEN, YOU MISSED POOFTAH REEEFERENDA AN’CMENT"
>"Blimey mum, Aussie things wotcha think I been doin'?"
>Head to room for an ol Liverpoole Handshake
>Turn on Wundahbahbox, go onto Kiwi Porn dot com
>Give the state a call for wank approval
>Purchase porn license for fitty pounds
>Whip out me Knickerstick
>Arrested for not watching interracial cuckold porn
>Won't lie, slight of a shit day
>God Bless the Queen
Honk honk Rule Britannia

well brit/france are in NATO, and still, comparatively disarmed

>Germany and Turkey hosting nukes
Really makes you think...

?According to Abaev, borrowed from Ossetian *ӕлyт (*ælut), see ӕлyтoн (æluton); ultimately from Proto-Indo-European *h2elut-. That brewing among Georgians has only been popular among highlanders, coupled with the fact that beer plays a central part in Alanic life and folklore may be a good indicator of the borrowing.

>be Oiski Poiski Ruski Boiski
>wake up on shit-stained mattress in rundown appartment
>is part of a block that is a remnant of the Soviet Union
>no running water/electricity/gas
>"Vlad, is more wodka?"
>"Niet"
>its already a bad day for Ivan
>get in 15 year old Moskvitch
>won't start
>have to ask Afanasy and Bogdan for a push start
>make it to factory
>head inside
>foreman tells you to go home
>"Hes bin ehccident, Vsevolod is dead"
>see half of the bloodied corpse of your good friend by the machinery
>entrails everywhere
>it's an even worse day for Ivan
>head to neighbouring apartment complex
>see Gleb, the local drug dealer
>"Ivan! Is good to see you! What for you?"
>think about life for a second
>"Same ehs halweys"
>"Come to room friend!"
>head to even shittier apartment than you own
>pay for drugs with last of grocery money, sit on mattress, get handed a needle
>inject
>familiar feeling of warmth in the veins
>pass out
>wake up in confusion and pain
>look around wincing
>no-one there
>look at arm
>rotting necrotic flesh meets your gaze
>pass out in shock
It's the worst day for Ivan

>Be bong
>Wife fucks jamal
>Complain about it
>Loose job due to hate speech

That doesn’t matter since we consider coup scenario to begin with. Even 40 is enough to not be invaded over doing literal holocaust WITHIN your borders
Instead of thousand words

I dont even know what to say about you. Just... fuck off from our territories and we will be cool

Also tell your tourists and females in general to stop coming here to whore out and get drunk. Theres Russians everywhere these days

>Theres Russians everywhere these days
That goes both ways, and indeed diaspora inflict rains on two sides must stop

Most people think you're near Florida.

It was widespread drink before Ossetians came here.
Its more likely to have anatolian influence

*Repeal Trianon*

You're supposed to make fun of me not make me laugh.

>Get bitten by 40cm long spider
I got a 55cm penis

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