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Nah, also shitposting is against the rules, enjoy the ban.

>jesus was a socialist revolutionary 2000 years ago

kys my man

(((jesus)))

lmao this is actually true when you think about it.

He's not shitposting, brainlet. If you can't prove him wrong then you can fuck off.

>literally posting tumblr
Do the world a favour and jump off a very tall building you fucking fag.

>homeless
no, he just walked a lot
>anarchist
sure, the king of the jews was an anarchist
>protests at oppressive temples
he just wanted to kick the (((merchants))) out
>universal health care
through magic, lol
>redistribution of wealth
only on voluntary basis
>arrested for terrorism
he was arrested because the (((merchants))) got butthurt
>crimes against the state
same as above

Oh my god youre a stupid piece of shit. First day huh shill? Blow your faggot brains out please. Youre pathetic.

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what about the part where the jews caused him to die?

oh wait that would be anti semetic lol

>t. newfag who doesn't know what IDs are

> Palestinian
Stopped reading right there

This one got butthurt

He probbaly ran away too. Or even better, killed himself.

you don't have to use ((( ))), people know who killed Jesus.

Because he had a job

"Palestinian" top kek. His lineage was from King David.

"Redistribution of wealth" not by government but by charity.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say he wouldn't vote left bc of the killing babies thing and all.

OP just mad bc Jesus's dad killed half his faggot relatives in Sodom and Gomorrah

>9gag memes
Ha woah dude u sure showed him

>you don't have to use ((( )))
I wounder (((who))) would say something like that

>executed for crimes against the state
Is that why Pontious Pilate refused to condemn him? Is that why the locals would've gone apeshit if the local government didn't execute him? It was a desperate measure to keep the peace, not "crimes against the state"

Lol head back to Tumblr newfag. This is so cringe. Everyone can go home now.

Yes because Roman occupied Palestine of 2000 years ago was politically identical to contemporary America.

'GIVE UNTO CAESAR WHAT IS CAESAR'S'

Jesus wasn't trying to turn the state into a religious party. Kingdom of heaven, not earth.

I would have gotten away with brainwashing the west if it weren't for you meddling Nazi frogs!

He literally told people to pay taxes cause money doesn't matter. Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and unto God the things that are God's. Money to government, soul to God.

Israel should be bombed

Keep worshipping a shitskin Jew. I'm sure your Aryan Celtic ancestors would have been very proud of that.

Literally none of that is true

Jesus wasn't even a real person. Now let's get back to the important stuff.

So who wants to cleanse the temple in 2017????

jesus was a sage

>WWAAAAAAHHHH I LIKE DICK UP MY ASS
whatever

The Jesus didn't exist crap has been completely ripped to shreds.

those celtic ancestors converted to Christianity, you LARPing child molester. That's why the 6 celtic nations all have patron saints and/or "founding saints"

>Jesus was an antisemitist who thought jews were heretics, rallied against jewish money lenders and whose followers called jews "the synagogue of Satan"
kikes BTFO

For even while we were with you, we gave you this command: “If anyone is unwilling to work, he shall not eat. Thessalonians 3:10.

Sorry bud, not a socialist, just nice.
He didn't believe that it was okay to take from others by force to give to those who do not have any. He advocated that it was good to give what you have. Conservatism today is highly liberal by past standards as the very principle of it is is conserving individual liberty. He was basically ANCAP if you don't strawman them.

At least a leaf that is not dead brain commie.
Any idiot today that claims Christ was a revolutionary or submit to teology of liberation is a commie apostate.

Jesus told yes, charity is important, and there is greed, among other several sins that commies just forget that exist. Central of Christ is God and Christ into first place. You shouldn't try to make the kingdom of heaven in Earth, this was Satan promise. Everyone tring to make this is a satanist

>The Jesus didn't exist crap has been completely ripped to shreds.

Keep telling yourself that, matey. Don't worry that not a single scrap of evidence for his existence has survived.

Who needs facts and evidence, eh?

>ignoring that Jesus shroud was found

>Palestinian
So he dosen't exist?

He was a Jewish Zionist hardcore domestic terrorist who hated the occupation government and believed the Temple was polluted and corrupted by the powers that be.

He was a socialist insofar as that he believed similar-- minded Jews should band together to fight the Romans. If he had taken the Temple back, you can bet that any talk of poverty and sharing even among only the Jews would have evaporated.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historicity_of_Jesus
>Virtually all New Testament scholars and Near East historians, applying the standard criteria of historical investigation, find that the historicity of Jesus is effectively certain
Go fuck yourself.

Jesus was a friend of the rich and poor, soldiers and tax collectors, whores and strict religious beliefs. He was universal in who he befriended. He advocated a change in heart, not forcing people to do what he thought was right because doing right and wrong for the wrong reasons was moot if you weren't right spiritually. He didn't give a shit about money because he saw it as a man-made system. He was arrested because he preached that people are inherently close to God, bypassing the Jewish control of God's favor because they liked to jew God contrary to His desires. The romans didn't really give a shit other than keeping Jews from chimping out. He saw health as a matter of faith, not reliance on other men.

LOL you realize there isn't a single serious scholar of christian, agnostic, atheist, or any other background who gives the Jesus didn't exist BS any merit, right? It's less credible than the Flat Earth stuff.

oh, now I have have celtic ancestors

>Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's
so that wipes out pretty much your entire point, got anything left?

Jesus wanted wealth distribution because.................. I said so?

>universal health care
>redistribution of wealth
I'm gonna need some souce on that

Abortion, accepting fags and carpet munchers, accepting trannies.... shall I go on?
>Jesus doesn't love OP

>Implying he's a socialist
He gave the poor his own shit- he didn't need to really on stealing like others in order to do so.

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Yeah my bad, i should have left you out. Your ancestors were the Moorish rapebabies right?

>semen drinking Odin worshippers thinks he's better than the Christians who conquered them both physically and culturally
By your might is right ruleset, you should have never turned back to paganism

He likely wouldn't have voted. Period.
Also he didn't force anyone to redistribute anything via Government or threats like the Libtards/Commies do, it's your own free will to help the less fortunate, just that you'll be rewarded for your good deeds (it's the lazy who starve no matter what)

He also said obey the government, don't rebel unless you believe you're right without a shadow of a doubt, but do it nonviolently (no Antifa nonsense).

>those celtic ancestors converted to Christianity
Yeah after the Christian Roman empire threatened to kill them if they didn't.

>Here's my evidence!
>quotes from Wikipedia
>mfw

The wikipedia page is written by evangelical Christians, not by historians. Try harder next time.

Jesus is not coming back to vote conservative.

Jesus is coming back to rule the world. As King.

>Advocated for universal healthcare
He most certainly did not, he advocated for going out of your way to help your family, friends, and community

>LOL you realize there isn't a single serious scholar of christian, agnostic, atheist, or any other background blah blah blah

Just because you heard that in church last Sunday, doesn't mean it's true. I have a whole bookshelf full of books by "serious" Jesus-denying historians.

Booting crooked money lending Schlomos from the temple = wealth distribution.
Well shit, that's what we still want today

You want a rationalwiki link instead?

>Reading Richard Carrier
>An actual polyamorous degenerate, Atheism+ promoting SJW, who has no credibility in academia
Already scraping the barrell, are we?

Nicesage

>rationalwiki
>Written exclusively by communists who think they're rational

Go on, hit me with some Conservapedia infographics. You know you want to.

Richard Carrier is a filthy degenerate commie pinko, but he's hardly the only author in the field.

Why do liberals always confuse charity (giving to people of your own free will) with socialism (forced at gunpoint to relinquish your stuff)?

How many are written by jews?

He's your little butt buddy and you need to have him fuck you in the ass again. Use more tongue this time.

Israeli scientists helped make that so you can take your bs and go fuck yourself.

>And render unto Caesar that which belongs to Caesar
>Anarchist

Memeflags get out.

If any of that was true then he died for HIS OWN sins.
Jew on a stick.

I don't fuck Yanks, as a rule. One never knows what one might catch from them.

>implying the flesh is what Jesus Christ was and not his Annointed Spirit
>implying the flesh could ever boast before the Spirit

>redistribution of wealth

>Matthew 22:21
>They say unto him, Caesar's. Then saith he unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's.


those people are cute sometimes

How many of the people running your second-rate country are Jews?

Oh yeah, I forgot, nearly ALL of them.

Not gonna lie. Leftists who keep trying to weaponize Christ as a means of tryin to lay controls over Christians are really pushing me.

You fuckers burn Bibles, vandalize churches, have FEMEN throwing urine on priests, make porn with nuns and priests in it, seek to kill the "Christ" in "Christmas" and replace it with "holiday," stand by while Muslims have made Christians to be among the most persecuted people ont he planet, and now you people even shoot up a church.


But you're always taking it upon yourselves to decide that you decide what is Christian.


Well where in the Bible does Christ say it's ok to burn the holy book and make a million meme pics making fun of him? Where did Christ say it's bad to be rich? In fact if you got your heads out of your asses and did some homework you'd see that white Christians are among the most charitable people in America. Where in the Bible does it say people need to pay more for health care so baby-factories can get it for free? And where in the Bible does it say Christ was Palestinian when considering Palestine neve really existed and is just a Roman word the Romans imposed just to fuck with Jews?

Well I am waiting.

And you fuckers really are working towards radicalizing Christians, aren't you? That WILL be the end result if you keep on shitting all over Christians while simultaneously trying to weaponize our faith to put leftist chains on us.

And you better answer to explain, you fucking Bible-burning prick.

Fucking faggot I've linked you a neutral source to prove Jesus was a real person. Wikipedia. You think it's not trustworthy?

You've done nothing of the sort. And the "rationalwiki" line was obviously a jab at YOU. Here's a little reminder
>Go fuck yourself.

>Richard Carrier is a filthy degenerate commie pinko, but he's hardly the only author in the field.
Who else do you got? I can mention Robert M. Price, but as far as Ph.D. historians goes that's pretty much it.
Face it, the Jesus Myth theory is dead, even people like Bart Ehrman think it's ridiculous. Just because people on Reddit/Atheism still cling to it doesn't make it true.

I don't even go to church. I've studied this stuff for 10 years out of academic curiosity. You're a liar and an idiot, and apparently your standards for "serious" scholars are abysmally low.

Not an argument

>implying The Islamic Republic of Britainistan isn't run by shitskins and jews

good one

>pic
This makes so much sense.

How is this thread still up? DO SOMETHING YOU FUCKING FAGGOT MODS

Render unto Caeser, what is Caeser's...
Some anarchist wealth distributer...

>Palestinian anarchist

Oxymoron if I ever saw it.

>Fucking faggot I've linked you a neutral source to prove Jesus was a real person. Wikipedia. You think it's not trustworthy?
>Fucking faggot I've linked you a neutral source to prove Jesus was a real person.
>a neutral source to prove Jesus was a real person.
>a neutral source
>neutral
>source

Just look at this Mongolian half-breed.

Someone shoot me in the fucking face.

Do " 'mild' forms of autism" correlate with higher IQs, you think?

>tell me why he'd vote conservative

Buttfucking trannies and sexual abominations plaguing our society and forcing us to accept what is absolutely the definition of hedonistic egocentric self-indulgence.
Jesus is disappoint.

Odin would have voted for hitler

Inb4 "Odin drank sperm. Source: the academia jew"

It didn't happen. It's propaganda meant to convince Romans that Christians weren't subversive Jews-by-proxy.

ITS EXACTLY LIKE ISLAM IS A RELIGION OF PEACE

ITS THE EXACT SAME FUCKING THING

>redistribution of wealth
HE ADVOCATED FOR VOLUNTARY CHARITY WHICH IS THE CONSERVATIVE IDEAL
NOT FUCKING SOCIALISM

Technically Palestine didn't exist until 135AD.

"David's Empire" never existed at all, so we're still good.

Oh please, please, please don't bring up that pathetic dumbass who made "The God Wasn't There." Or "I've barely got a Bachelor's" Earl Doherty. Wait, you want to talk about that clown who wrote "The Mushroom and the Cross," right?

>Keeps asking for evidence, despite in just a few posts that his standards are abysmally low
>When called out, gets triggered
>"Muh mongjolian haf-breade REEEEEEEEEE"
That's you

>Someone shoot me in the fucking face.
And nothing of value was lost

> Anarchist
> Advocated uniersal health care

Liberals can't into logic. Like pottery

>VOLUNTARY CHARITY

Among Jews. Other Jews (who wrote the Gospels) lied and claimed that he was a universalist, when the opposite was the truth.

No Christfags btfo. We have been saying for years that Jesus was a fucking proto commie

>Don't worry that not a single scrap of evidence for his existence has survived
There is more evidence of him existing than there is that the Holocaust happened fuck off.

>>Keeps asking for evidence, despite in just a few posts that his standards are abysmally low

You know that all that "evidence" on (((Wikipedia))) is either from the late second century, or doesn't even mention Jesus at all, right?

You know that because you checked the sources yourself, before deciding it was a neutral and reliable article, right?

Right?

interesting jews had lowest, i thought circumcision was linked with autism