The FBI Is Banging Down My Door

The FBI has been repeatedly showing up at my door and issued me a subpeona today to potentially appear in Virginia court over my viral videos on Charlottesville.

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Holy sh—!

>When you shitpost so hard that the FBI needs to forcibly remove you in fear of your meme magic destroying the world.

at least they arent banging your mum

Happens to the best of us

R.I.P. user

don't answer the door and they'll go away. they're very insecure and lazy

sounds like you should get a lawyer senpai

second this

What is your viral video?
>We don't want to be here anymore than you want us to be here
Yeah right, those faggots probably bust a nut to this shit everyday.

Send link to videos. If you didn't break the law then don't worry. If they are just copies and something that was on youtube I doubt you have much to fear.

>t. someone what the FBI come at his workplace.

Tell them you have a gun. They will respect you more. You have to show dominance or they'll walk all over you. Never be scared to threaten people. It's an effective tactic.

Damn. Id have more sympathy for the guy if he wasn't a raging shitlib who downplayed antifa violence

You think pic is a joke?

You are the lead for something that doesn't exists.

The problem agents, it's that once a post it's made anyone can read it, and everyone it's free to drive their own conclusions by it, two persons might do the same yet aren't related.

checked

Did he really request healthcare coverage in exchange for showing up in court? It sounds like he deserved to get btfo by the fbi.

Get a lawyer, also the dude looks a vaccum cleaner/insurancy salesman make sure they actualy are what they claim to be.

This
>be me
>browsing threads about 10 months ago
>found an operation where autists call CNN and pretend to be Syrian refugees affected by drumpf's travel ban
>neato.jpg
>ring up CNN, leave half a dozen phone calls with the name of "salam al-shabi"
>made sure to tell the life story of an average refugee (join isis, fuck goats, sharia law etc)
>ffw 2 months
>get a call from the FBI
>they ask me to come down to the station
>ofuck.png
>it turns out CNN reported me to authorities, said I was most likely an actual terrorist
>fucking xenophobes
>FBI Miami office launched a full investigation, probably wasting thousands of taxpayer dollars
>they showed me screencaps of the OP from months back, grilling me for names of fellow autists
>after the meeting I break down
>something snaps inside of me and I go full blown autist
>try to shoot myself when I get home, couldn't find bullets
>somehow end up full an-hero suicide by cop
>drumpf was at mar-a-lago that weekend
>I ram into the police barricade out front and crash into mar-a-lago
>only get a traffic citation

I hate FBI niggers

my only guess is the fbi wants the raws.

This is also a political strongarm tactic. *gives them everything* holding out on us uh eh?

Prepare for the long left leaning dick of the law.

so if you upload YouTube videos of importance, you open yourself up to the US Attorney demanding the original...

those feds in the video sound like cowardly little weasels as usual. shoot them in the face, they deserve it.

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>youtube.com
I'll wait for a reputable source, thanks.

FBI intervention? n00b tier.
Try fucking with the CIA or NSA.

I still can't get their shit stains off my box.

That was interesting.

Maybe they need someone well-versed in the matter to blow the whole lid off? You might have a legitimate reason to be a Patronfag for a lawyer (compared to other e-celebs). You did nothing wrong! Nothing to fear!

take this as far as you can
you haven't done anything illegal so just keep fucking with them

Good! Get fucked, you racist!

Those are FBI agents? For sure they do not keep a high standard...

Waste of taxes.

>No black sunglasses
>No black suits
>One is a dwarf

Fucking FBI is on budget cuts?

We should cut pensions for gen x and boomers entirely and watch them suffer and stave to death.

They deserve to die desu. They are the worst fucking people imaginable on this planet, and they sold out their families for kike money. No old people gibs for them.

It looks like it has to do with viral videos of Charlottesville antifa or something

Look more like local private eyes. No way they passed the interview/communication portion of hiring lmao.

why arent they trying to catch actual terrorists n shit? harassing you because you made a youtube video? must be more to the story or else youre full of shit.

Why is this your fucking problem?

This seems fairly gestapo. I would lawyer up now.

Fake as fuck fuck off with this fake viral bullshit you faggot.

>talking to feds
Retard.
Dylan roof's best friend is in prison for two years for talking to the feds. If he refused to speak he'd be free right now

If CIA gets you there is no shitposting left for you to do user, i wonder how many people have they dissapeared over the years.

WTF DOES THE PAPERWORK SAY?

WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A FAGGOT?

ARE YOU ARRESTED? NO. ARE YOU DEAD? NO.

THEY PROBABLY WANT YOUR FOOTAGE TO INVESTIGATE SOMEONE OF IMPORTANCE, WHICH IS CLEARLY NOT YOU.

DINGY FAGGOT

shit, they do this?

Invite your FBI friends to a pizza party. )

Why is he in prison?

What did you think?That there are real skinheads out there to kill niggers just because its considered fun?No,little brainlet,ALL of them is set up by the fbi so they can parade around how fucking necessary they are to the safety of the n a t i o n.

HAHAHAHA faggot. Enjoy jail.

Fuck yes. If anyone asks for you to commit violence prob 90% chance its fbi. Lol.

Fuck them you have rights OP. Sue if you need too. Talk to a lawyer.

Someone greentext what this thread is about. What was in his viral videos?

>agent serving subpoena

Proclaim Christ in their faces next time pal. You are dealing with demon possessed.

SHITPOSTING HAS TAKEN ON A WHOLE NEW MEANING AND CLEARLY YOU ARE MEANT FOR GREATER THINGS

Maybe all the money is spend on investigating imaginary russia ties of Trump.

are you serious?

that's a big nose

...

>Sup Forums falls for this absolute shit tier attempt at getting people to watch his youtube video

This. I don't believe these guys are legit either. He didn't even know his home office..

Get a lawyer immediately. Show the lawyer the paperwork you were served, all emails you received from any and all fbi agents, the original video you have been asked to provide and the video you posted here. Next time, do not open the door. Demand that the agents leave a business card and tell them to speak with your attorney, even though you may not have one. Make copies of any and all videos the fbi is requesting plus the video you posted here. Keep a copy for yourself, your lawyer and a trusted family member. You lawyer will be able to set up a proxy to testify so you wont have to travel to Va.

>FBI

This happened to me like 7 times and I beat the shit out of them every time they showed up. The last time the FBI came to my house, they sent some weird nigga that looked like Robocop. I beat his robo ass too.

You just gotta learn how to throw your punches and it's a piece of cake. I learned my fighting technique from some old man who lives out in the desert near grand canyon. He was my master when I was a teenager and taught me how to defend myself from bullies.

vocaroo the cnn stories

Ever heard of a honeypot?

durst is like totally the tottally worst

very bad production quality, and also right wingm which means evil

we all can tell, fasssit

I think Sup Forums is too far gone for me now. Between posts from the shills, the alphabets, and all the absolute corruption being exposed at the top of our government; I'm actually manifesting the sleepy meme.

Is there a way to just stop lurking? I guess you just stop caring about knowing the truth but that seems impossible to me.

Why do most of you "journalists" come off as a piece of shit? Grow some balls.

Going soft on me now?

You are here forever.The ride never ends.

Just remember, if you go to court, you won't come out, and you don't get to bring a gun.
stand your ground.

Why would you let these unimaginable faggots in your home?

This video is incomprehensible, these people are barely capable of speaking coherent sentences.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

YOU STUPID FAGGOT SHOULD'VE LET THE FBI IN AND GIVEN THEM THE RAW DATA.

>if you go to court, you won't come out

But I do every time. Just give me a jury and it's a done one.

sounds like theyve violated the nap

ZOLTAN

They sure did.

I constantly want off this ride and never come back here again, then something happens and I'm back here again for the happening dopamine rush

And have them gank my SCIF'd out q6600 rig?

Not bloody likely.

Answer the door naked. They like that.

some truth to you fiction and some fiction to your truth user

Intelligence agencies do it everywhere even here.
My uncle got caught out by a government agent and spent a few years in prison for it.

Just remember the nigger calling for violent action saying shit like
>We need to do more
>Blood has to spilled eventually
is usually a government plant.

Idk, I'm really just tired. I've had an illness recently from which I'm recovering but not as quickly as I once did. I've always had a strong constitution but every aspect of my life professionally, personally, etc is at its peak in terms of both intensity and potential. It's been like this for years now. It's weighing on my health and twisting my lifestyle. I need to diminish the intensity and this seems like the place to start.

It was always fucked up here but it's become so sinister since they all came.

You should go on a camping trip user, let go a little bit.

Makes me glad I have the CIA monitering me whose authoring supercedes the FBI(because of my knowledge of reptilians and race.) I am listed as an empath on their top secret surveillance list. I at least know that much. Perhaps they fear I will unlock more of my psychic ability. I recently had a premonition which is unlikely to be just a coincidence.

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But yeah, if you ever encounter the police talk to an attorney first, don't talk to the police.

Yay for the 1st amendment !!!!

Why didn’t he just start fucking with the spooks? That’s what I did when they raided my house. He should’ve done same.

National Action was basically a honeypot that drew passionate and impressional young nationalists in and associated them with members actually calling for the gassing of anyone that wasn't a (((national socialist)))
They then declared NA a terrorist organisation and now anybody associated with them is basically a dead man walking.

The Crown owns the intelligence services in both the UK and US. They have been pulling this shit for hundreds of years.

I do not know what their ultimate plans are, but I can see the methods they employ to achieve their objectives. They will not be fucked with.

>Perhaps they fear I will unlock more of my psychic ability

No, they want to use you for it. Just don't start teaching people intention manifestation and you'll be gucci. We've been culture predictors for them for a while now, if you haven't noticed.

Yup
Sad state of affairs

Going to be 100% honest. It looks like you pissed off the FBI by failing to communicate and even going as far as to make demands. For all you knew, you could of been a witness to a murder in the making and your help to the FBI could have saved lives.

kek

Do not speak to them.
They get ppl on lying
remain silent.

Smells like larp.

That Griffin dude warned them to

Get a haircut and shave that shit off your face before you appear in court. You look like a fucking hobo.

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you know what to do boys

>fbi
>saving lives
gud meme

It wont be better for a while.But there is a chance,that at one time,it will.

They asked him for his footage
He told them that he doesn't work for them but if he did he would have a list of requirements for employment.

The dude is hilarious. Also he spent time and money traveling to charleottesville so he thought he should be reimbursed.


Also FBI is like a spooks with erectile distinction

user i lurk 99% of the time. Like me, you're here forever.

Yes I see, and thank you for the confirmation. I suspected they wanted to recruit me because I have developed psychic abilities, but I don't know if I want to serve this current government, it would give me a job, a well paying job, many benefits, and above top secret clearance (the fun stuff) but at what cost I wonder?

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