What the hell goes on here? How come we only really know about 2 of them?

What the hell goes on here? How come we only really know about 2 of them?

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Uh.. which two?

Pakistan and Afghanistan.

No Kazakhstan?

But Borat is from Khazakstan and Bane crashes a plane (with no survivors) in Uzbekistan.

It's kind of like the majority Islamified Russified version of the Balkans.

In north you have jew hating Kazakhstan, they have best potassium, more south you go more explosive you get and Pakistan being jelly of India

Khazakstan is also the world's 5th-largest nuclear power.

Horses, Rape, and Nuclear Radiation.

Weird things since a very long time ago.

Khazakstan is the world's largest country that doesnt touch an ocean

The women in Bishkek are hot but the town smells like ass. Speaking from experience.

Kazakhstan is greatest country in the world, all other countries are run by little girls

Also Azerbijan should be counted with the -stans

Kazakh American here, SLAVA ROSSIYA

I actually know all of them. In high school we had to memorize all of the Soviet Socialist Republics. So I know all kinds of random things about Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Azerbaijan, and the Stans. They used to be called the "Kazakh Soviet Socialist Republic", the Uzbek Soviet Socialist Republic, etc.

Stan means “land of”
Kazakhs are land wanderers and nomads. Ruled by dozens of countries and empires, finally free with russiaboo

it's called Azerbaijan, not Azeristan

Yes. Borat's traditional marriage proposal to Pamela Anderson is actually the traditional way a man marries a woman in Kazakhstan and Kyrgystan. Kidnap the virgin, deflower her, now she is yours!

but Azerbaijan has an F1 race. The Stans dont.

Baku isnt even a shit race, its not SPA, but not terrible

{YOU FORGOT LE KEKISTAN

Btw Borat was filmed in Romania with gypsy kikes, if you watch the village scene behind the scenes on YouTube they get mad about it

>Kazakh American

Not American

youtube.com/watch?v=DKAusMNTNnk

Iraqistan

> How come we only know about 2 of them

Because you're American?

Baku looks like a cool place. Though I've only seen it in one of the James Bond movies.

>don't know much about them..?
They are places that exist.. people live there, not particularly high concentrations of wealth I imagine, but some grass and trees, and animals. Probably comfy

Tell me about the Khazar's,
What is their end game?
Who do they answer to?
I need to know.

Kyrgyzstan... I want to know more

Redditor here, checking in. Don't you think using 'stan' as a suffix is cultural appropriation? Not to mention 'kek' being an egyptian frog god, another example of white men stealing from POC. If only you all had a very IQ like me you wouldn't need to be reminded to check your privilege. You'd checking it at all times

The capital city for the nwo is Astana, Kazakhstan.

Can anyone redpill me on Kazakh vs Cossack? Are they at all related?

Here

I remember when that movie came out and Khazkhstan's government was quite butthurt and tried to convince the world that it was a great country to come visit.

Most are occupied by Turks, Chinese, ect. They were originally populated by Indo-Europeans.

they have a shit ton of nukes and the russian space program was big there

Kazakhstan is actually a really nice place and the women are pretty with an almost oriental look

pic related

>has American citizenship

In legal stance I am an American, Even if it hurts your feelings. Been here since I was a kid by American parents.

>How come we only really know about 2 of them
American education

eating goats and scratching their ass. Pakistan is probably the most modern, which is sad

I know a little about them but my real intent was to possibly get some rare flags in here.

Why are you on this board?
You know if he has his way, you will have to go.

you're so full of shit

Kazakhstan has Space Shuttles

news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/05/soviet-space-shuttle-kazakhstan-film-science/

Drop the Kazakh hyphen or fuck right off back to the stan, desert-tard.

Many Uzbeks... crush.

youtu.be/y2Xm-XQNEJI

No. Kazakhs are Turks while Cossacks are Russo-Ukrainians.

Isn't that more just due to it having been a good remote place for the Soviets to work on their space shit than it is because the Kazakhs are great scientists?

Back when White people used to live there

Atilla the hun shitposts from his hutt on a Himalayan salt mining site

Kazakhstan - Borat
Uzbekistan - Truck of Peace
Kyrgystan - Russians LARPing as mudslimes
Turkmenistan - The niggers of Central Asia
Afghanistan - Talibanistan
Pakistan - Pajeets but with bombs

P.s. I am Atilla. Pink salt is good in chicken noodle soup.

>How come we only really know about 2 of them?
Is this your Burger education speaking? We all know Americans are tards when it comes to geography, but speak for yourself when you admit you suck at it.

I like it. Now do Tajikistan.

I feel like I'm the only burger who knows anything about geography desu.
Except for Africa, that's a lost cause.

why are Americans so low-intelligence?

Because USA TV doesn't broadcast Olympic Weightlifting, or Wrestling, if Americans aren't involved.

All of the 'Stans have deep histories of being great in those two sports.

>there's more than the Kneelers

Turkmenistan is ruled by this crazy fucker who is as bat shit crazy as Kim Jong Un and waaaaaay crazier about it. I strongly suggest watching his mandatory TV program if you want to feel schizophrenic for a while.

Dead countries with dead, stagnant cultures, not much to know about them. They were relevant 1500 years ago, not so much today.

Ah, yes! I forgot about them!
Tajikistan - The one place in the world that was practically nothing until the Russians came along.

>ywn go fishing in baku

Same thing that's been going on for two hundred years - The Great Game.

I would completely demolish you and any other shitty memeflag in a geography test, or a test on basically any other subject. I work as a reference librarian.

you could say the same thing about Florida.

They are still kind of white.

Yes, and French Guiana.

>How come I only really know about 2 of them?
Ftfy
>We
Kys

Where is "El Chaco"

Kyrgyic women are kinda sexy. A weird mix of Chinese and Arab

I would though. Baku looks pretty great

Hot, how many Llamas?

Part white is not white

two, and a blowjob from you

Kazakhs have a national costume

The rule of thumb with these nations is they are ranked best to worst from the top down

>I would completely demolish you and any other shitty memeflag in a geography test
>Looks at flag

Topkek

The average European knows at least five times as much about geography then an American, and most likely other subjects too. It's no surprise that Europeans have higher IQ's. The average European is bilingual. Where i'm from people speak on average 3 languages while Americans can't properly master their own language lol.

youtube.com/watch?v=-ugJZhL-cbc

>the average european is bilingual and familiar with location of shitskin countries
Gee I wonder why

Supposedly the gov reversed their stance on borat after they got tons of tourists because of it lmao

It was more in the sense that their genetics are part of the origin of whiteness.

Surprisingly good deal.

>The Stans
>endless steppe
>huge mountains (Tien Shan)
>Lots of horses
>people eat horse meat and drink horse milk
>live in yurts
>hunt with falcons
>a mix of islam and christian
>drive Ladas and other relics of the Soviet era.

Thats about all I know really.

>whiter than you, muhammad

like clockwork

Makes me think of the weird, inhospitable desert/forest area that covers 1/3rd of Paraguay. That's what I know without looking it up.

Google tells me there is a place with that name in Ecuador.

No when you are part white then you loose your manhood and are a literal animal. We had the 3/5ths compromise FOR A REASON.

can we focus on the issue at hand and not Europe being invaded by Africans?

We all know Europe will be Kenya in a generation. Great, Europe is bilingual, but Kenyan is being spoken more than any native European language. Lets discuss the Stans

Congrats on being born somewhere, you're still a massive trolling faggot and you'll die alone.

When you get done larping as someone of interest kindly neck yourself so your unamusing bant will die with you.

That man is absolutely based, I hope the mongol empire reunites

The girl on the right looks like my ex if my ex were 4 shades darker

KAZKHSTAN KAZAKHSTAN, YOU VERY NICE PLACE

FROM THE PLAINS OF TARASHEK TO NORTHERN FENCE OF JEW TOWN

lol, i'm talking about the native Europeans. Immigrants master even more languages. Where i'm from, some even speak 4 to 5 languages because they also master the language of their home countries.

Looks like a Pasty Pajeet woman. Shell shrink five feet and grow some pointy teeth and throw her poo at her own husband.

Okay do it now

"master the language"

you mean

> OOGA BOOGA GIB BOOGA HUITE BOI

...

It's no surprise that your flag is hidden and you think a video from Jimmy Kimmel's show proves something.

That sounds god awful.

I met some pakis that looked like that. The women are literally crazy.

There's also something in argentina, so it's kind of a trick question, both are probably named after the paraguayan war, so you got that right.

Topkek at triggered Ameritard who can't handle the fact that his educational system sucks.

>lets look at women
BORING. I want to know about the fucked up shit that goes on there. Not women EVERYBODY HAS THOSE.

i've fugged a light-brown paki grill that looks like that

Looks comfy af desu

then psot a pic