#Auspol - Melbourne Cunts Day edition

>Citizenship crisis: Turnbull government MP John Alexander may be a dual citizen
s mh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/citizenship-crisis-turnbull-government-mp-john-alexander-may-be-a-dual-citizen-20171106-gzflz6.html

>Taxpayers should fund multi-million dollar political campaigns, Senate hears
baka.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/60-million-political-campaigns-to-be-funded-by-taxpayers-in-future-senate-hears-20171106-gzfmo7.html

>The Australian dollar remains under pressure
businessinsider.com.au/australia-dollar-pressure-australia-retail-sales-2017-11

>Queen Pauline christens her new Battler Bus...with champagne
thewest.com.au/politics/pauline-hanson-christens-her-new-battler-buswith-champagne-ng-b88651316z

Other urls found in this thread:

abc.net.au/news/2017-11-07/driver-charged-over-banksia-road-school-deaths/9127324
youtube.com/watch?v=mO-OpFjHRbE
youtube.com/watch?v=vR1CU8NjGW0
youtube.com/watch?v=neqxIO6iSiA
youtube.com/watch?v=og99R3KIQMQ&ab_channel=Scrige
nydailynews.com/news/politics/russia-hits-back-australia-leader-physically-threatens-vladimir-putin-article-1.1973774
youtube.com/watch?v=KXTZCW3cWXE
youtube.com/watch?v=CYqGOjWRtAc
abc.net.au/news/tas/
abc.net.au/news/2017-11-07/manus-island-protests-scale-crane-flemington/9126172
youtube.com/watch?v=nrFKTGGUtZM
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Soooo... Why did you guys give up your guns?

A reminder the baby boomers have destroyed the country and have fucked gen y and gen z in the arse raw because they a generation of aging degenerate hippies.

cause one dickhead shot up a bunch of tourists and the country lost their shit

How did you forget to mention some woman drove her car through a primary school?

That cartoon tho :D D: :D :D:D
Dont care about Australia or its politics but the cartoon itself demanded a bump

abc.net.au/news/2017-11-07/driver-charged-over-banksia-road-school-deaths/9127324

>Maha Al-Shennag

really makes you think...

Our jew PM thought it would be fitting to punish all gun owners for the actions of one retard. I think this PM was the same one who thought it was a good idea to import a lot of niggers and lebos too

hey cunt, tell me stories about straya

Here's all you need to know youtube.com/watch?v=mO-OpFjHRbE

one time our former dickhead PM threatened to body check Putin and you guys sent a battle group past to scare him

that was a fun week

I killed an ASIO abo with my car in 1995. They glow in the dark

I just had my final test at uni, got drunk, walked him alone, and ran into a pole

Ama

Giving women the "right" to vote fucked everything mate

>An Apex ganglord stole $200,000 in jewellery and designer watches before blowing the proceeds on sex workers, cocaine and luxury hotel rooms.
>Gang kingpin Mahmoud Taha, 20, pleaded guilty on Wednesday to the armed robbery of two jewellery stores just 90 minutes apart on July 7, 2016.
>Despite having no "legitimate form of income", she said police had discovered through thousands of phone intercepts that Mr Taha "leads a particularly lavish lifestyle, which includes dining at expensive inner-city restaurants, employing the services of high-end escorts, staying in luxury hotels and apartments, purchasing expensive designer brand clothing and using cocaine regularly."
>Six days after his bail was last extended in June, Mr Taha had been involved in three commercial burglaries, two car-jackings and "a prolonged period of dangerous driving", she said.
>When Mr Taha found out on July 10 that police were monitoring him, he targeted two cars containing undercover police, driving directly at one of them "before exiting his vehicle and causing damage to the covert vehicle," the detective said.
>He was sentenced to a community corrections order in July, which he also breached by failing to attend a number of appointments.
>Taha also pleaded guilty on Wednesday to being involved in robbing a courier, at gunpoint, of a backpack containing $236,000 outside Broadmeadows Plaza on May 2 last year.

>community corrections order

please come and liberate us comrade.

hey fat cunts

youtube.com/watch?v=vR1CU8NjGW0

Ta for telling horse face to fuck off, you saved us a few subhumans.

For real though I can understand the argument for some gun restriction but why did we have to go full cuck with it.

We literally can't own semi-autos for any other purpose than contract hunting.

Anyone see the news about the 2 kids killed at school. All the parents they showed were muzzies.

Should have looked to the Swiss and emulated their laws, rather than the United Cuckdom

Why the fuck does anyone give a shit about a fucking horse race?

youtube.com/watch?v=neqxIO6iSiA

Heres something

youtube.com/watch?v=og99R3KIQMQ&ab_channel=Scrige

Whats life like in russia?

God, imagine being one of those poor bastards that got taken down by a fucking abo.

you are an absolute unironic cunt
nydailynews.com/news/politics/russia-hits-back-australia-leader-physically-threatens-vladimir-putin-article-1.1973774
this?
whats an ASIO?
>>community corrections order
just.kek.
outdated
ghetto life?(whotf is greg brown?)
>gib me, gib me coffee
lel

>Whats life like in russia?
colder.
ask what do you want know, cant describe it in general when i never was in australia and have nothing to compare it with.

...

you are unaware of abo fight clubs? oh user

check out the beautiful abo female in action

youtube.com/watch?v=KXTZCW3cWXE

Is the living standard there really low?

Are you guys really that poor? How much is rent there for example?
I think we still have have misconceptions about russia from the soviet era

Not shit skins I worked in woolies and when the race was just about star some Chink asked me for baby formula. I walked off cause I was on my way to the break room to watch the race. The cunt can get fucked. When I went back down to do work the place was full of Indians, chinks and Muslim scum. Fuck this multicultural shit

>nydailynews.com/news/politics/russia-hits-back-australia-leader-physically-threatens-vladimir-putin-article-1.1973774
aye, it was good of putin senpai to notice us for a few days

Been mailing out "IT'S OKAY TO BE WHITE" posters to politicians. How's your day been cunts.
I'll be happy to send off a letter to a person of your choice too. Got 10 stamps left.

youtube.com/watch?v=CYqGOjWRtAc

why are abbos so obsessed with the road?
fighting on it, sleeping on it, eating on it, being born and dying on it.

did you end up sending one to pauline? you better not have forgotten cunt

>Waleed and Gallagher
What's the bet on their reaction? Waleed was the target of white supremacist islamophobic hate speech and Gallagher will probs say the letter was mansplaining

>Waleed

Kek

Is that actually being sent to him? Why would he get his mail sent to the arts student services?

They're still fascinated with the technology

dude, i imagine thats normal in those places
>Is the living standard there really low?
depends where you live.
you have no problems in bigger cities.
malls everywhere m8.
>Are you guys really that poor?
many people are in smaller regions.
when i look at the people in public transport it doesnt look like people have no money.
>How much is rent there for example?
a flat in moscow is somewhere from 400$
outskirts or smaller cities 200$
cost of living is low though, products and gas an everything
>have misconceptions about russia from the soviet era
yes, its the internets fault though.
for example, i dont know anybody who would have to happen a rug on the wall.
unbelieveable, right?

>With champagne


it was fucking yellowtail or passion pop not fucking champagne.

You bet'cha mate.

it is, search abo fight on jewtube and you'll have never ending abo culture to watch

Anthrax is also white :^)

What happens here?

Sending one over to billy?

it feels wrong to watch it user.

Not much. abc.net.au/news/tas/

doin gods work

pretty much what ever goes on in your north, no one knows

just pretend you're at a zoo

Gay stuff.

clementine ford

I am now.

Give me one reason I shouldn't vote for this cunt in the coming qld election

Tasmanian Devils

Whoa whoa whoa, easy there

he's a lebo

as long as lnp lab and grn are down the bottom its pretty much fine t b q h

Literally no reason, except possibly putting Pauline first since every report projects ON doing well. Also dis

you don't live in his electorate

abc.net.au/news/2017-11-07/manus-island-protests-scale-crane-flemington/9126172

How do we fix Melbourne?

tasmania is Australia's version of isle of man

tru dat, kap never runs in my electorate, i don't have much choice anyway

one nation
greens
alp
lnp
independent (greens)

thats the first thing that came to my mind when is saw this.
why dou think i said it feels wrong..

don't compare us with the dirty scheming motorcycle kikes.

we must nuke the country south of bundaberg just to be safe

>cant find a lab technician job in the city i live in

just fucking kill me now. i dont want to have to go back to working in chicken sheds man

>tfw get $50 an hour after deductions, but get fuck all work

Send one to clementine ford but stick "and male" on the end of it just for her.

Please please please, she'd surely bitch about it and if not it's worth a crack.

Gotta make sure the "and male" looks tacked on at the end after the fact, specially for her. Maybe attach another smaller piece of paper with some tape lel

Fucking knew it was going to be a musrat...... Only they could be that fucking stupid to drive into a building.

Do it faggot, you won't

Mussies got a bit of their own medicine today

Pauline will likely win balance of power in QLD state election, media may or may not go into meltdown.

It will be interesting to see Palajay (not how it's spelled how it's said, that woman has a crap name) reacts to a hung parliament.

She said she'd never try for a coalition with them but watch her squirm over when she needs them.

Or maybe not, she might have honour.

incest mostly

>Good left wing australian parties dont exis-

>Palazcuck
>Honour

Pallashay is just another hack. Her father was a pollie so you know she'll do whatever just to keep power.

and false flags

So what do we call in when ASIC regardless of regulations can walk into every major bank in the country and dictate their lending practices, how many IO loans they can make, to whom they can make them, restrict nationalities and entire finance sectors from receiving finance etc?

Corporatism?
Statism?
Socialism?
Nationalism?

Don't those cunts sell it on for cash?

Welcome to finance in Australia and a big thank you to the idea that "stronger regulations" are the best way to do stuff.

It's all a result of central planning, never works in the long run.

Life before niggers and Muslims.

yeah they sell it in china for up to $120 a tin for the right brand. I am waiting to get in shit because every time I go out back to get some I will walk past some other worker and say
"you hab a a2 stage free? I gib your dorble habbiness"
they fucking piss me off so much

I need help finding a mailing address for her.

probably just sending to whichever paper she writes for would be the only choice, worst case some cuck will open it anyway

Are you okay mate? How are you feeling? Bit strange to mail it rather than posting them around. They might take it wrong because it's snail mail.

who here waiting for the housing market to unfuck itself?

Ikr. Border force has the same power with imports, people here don't realize that government bodies are literal dictatorships behind the scenes, outside of "muh democratic process".

I can't find it, you'd have to send it to her paper or try and and ask her over her email,
it's [email protected] or just send it to the herald

Never mind, found it.
I've mailed it to like 36 politicians. Unlikely they'd stumble upon one posted on a power pole.

Those fuckups in NZ are making university education free and now people are taking about it here.

Fucked if I'm going to let the government take my money so some blue haired faggot can study some post modernist BS where you come out dumber than when you went in.

I have a 50k uni debt and I am fine with paying it back because it got me a good job.

What degree did you do?

GAS THE BOOMERS!
AGE WAR!
AGE WAR NOW!

Send one to that rat Ali Waleed please

>Australian tax-payers funding the theft nation's military technologies by chink students and university workers
youtube.com/watch?v=nrFKTGGUtZM

who here /need irl friends/?

I have many old acquaintances from work but most are either younger girls or cuckJWs. Hoping to meet some cool chads when I take up MMA or something

>muh free college
So sick of this meme for this same reason. I wouldn't mind state-funded sciences or medical fields, at least for those who are expected to pass.

They already look done, but i'd suggest not using hand written envelopes

Chemistry and then 1 year post graduate in something I'd rather not say. It's extremely niche and I don't want to dox myself.

Already done, see Thanks for giving a name tho.
I've still got stamps left if you think of any more.

Checked