Has Sup Forums ever helped you get lucky directly or indirectly? or any benefits from browsing here?

has Sup Forums ever helped you get lucky directly or indirectly? or any benefits from browsing here?

>shop at ASDA ( fuck you it is close) see some really classy chick with these really exspensive looking boots and everything dressed up like it's cold war russia
>both leave at the same time after dealing with the fucking self service tills
>Muslim looking woman screaming about something almost runs both of us over in a fucking van and I catch the classy russian chick dropping my shopping
>don't really think clearly and just say " well you know what we are both thinking " meaning that fucking muslim tried to kill us
>she totally doesn't understand and just want to have sex

today was a good day Sup Forums thanks lads.

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hope you all have good days

is this real? i need sauce

Unoriginal as fuck, sounds like a typical porn scenario.

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Yes. Everything you see on the internet is real.

errr I dunno m8,just something from Sup Forums user but look un shoopped and seeing mariah careys tits having pink nipples makes it look shooped.
I can not verify either way I am sorry.

I broke an 8 yer drought somehow due to muslims scaring hot chicks...I take my victories where I can at this age.

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i have no fucking idea what you just said, but checked

Sup Forums has helped me bond and grow closer with my boyfriend, and has been a vehicle for deeper discussion of our beliefs and values.

wtf

I legit had no sex for 8 years before today.

yes. since I've become a Sup Forumsack I've stopped thinking what others think of me, predominantly women.
My aloofness attracts them and outright disdain beds them.
Women love being treated like shit.

black chick at mcdonalds saw me shitposting about niggers on here, laughed her ass off, helped me come up with some real good racist shit to post, then spent the night sucking my cock.

>I legit had no sex today.
Now it's believable

damn user, grats

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Reading Elliot Roger's manifesto convinced me to stop being a beta and lose my virginity. Probably wouldn't have found it without Sup Forums.

/lgbtpol/?

Peak male performance.

>>she totally doesn't understand and just want to have sex
what?

Turns out being politically incorrect and unapolagetic got me pussy last party i went to.

The harder the laugh she gets from an innapropriate joke = harder she fucks you.

Then again im a rural man im sure urban chicks are every bit as cancerous and unfunny as they are in oslo.

Sup Forums helps you get laid yes just not with shallow people without humour(90% of the women you gawk after)

the Sup Forumsak hivemind is generative for the soul. Browsing Sup Forums made you strong of will and vigor and as a result you got laid.

>due to muslims scaring hot chicks...
What did he mean by this

elliot rodger could have driven over the mountains to pahrump and busted his nut in a legal whore. fucking pathetic and retarded that he didnt. harvey too considering greater opportunity and btfo wealth.

No I’m trying to find redpilled guys into traps it’s only a meme for the most part thougj but I’d rather go back to women than date another beta

wtf n-nigga you gay?

>Yes
>girl from North Carolina visiting Toronto
>she hated trump but I said I loved him, >she was blown away but my confidence and knowledge on the subject put her at ease
>took her back to my buddies condo
>was a good night

>trap
post pix and i might let you blow me if qt enuff

Today is another day where I am trying to muster the confidence to commit suicide and it's my only day off work for the past 13 days. I really wish i was just a bit more of a man enough to actually kill myself everyday.

Jesus lad 8 years? Congrats I guess but you need to be more proactive. Also nice get

Idk but i just think most women want a man who’s not afraid to go against society and common thought, someone who asserts themself and just shows they have a spine.

if you commit suicide, they might fire you if you don't show up to work tomorrow. not gonna look good on a resume. your credit's gonna be fucked.

>classy lady
>we’re in ASDA

This is where your story falls completely apart.

Also did no one applaud? This casts further doubt on your story.

no thanks I’m not into being a slut I’ve only ever had sex 3 times and only ever really dated one person. I don’t even really care about sex I want a bf to cuddle and fall asleep together with. That’s just all I’ve ever wanted.

I met the best girl Ive ever fucked from asserting pol inspired philosophy.

You polarise the world; almost everyone will hate your views, but those who respect one who has views and will defend them, they will give you what they can.

I will remember her fondly for the rest of my life.

>unapolagetic
This is what it is, it translates to confidence and the simple fact you have beliefs/strong convictions makes you stand way above most guys especially these days.

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Well congrats if this is real, and congrats if it's not as you've successfully larped me. But to answer your question Sup Forums to me is mainly somewhere I come for happenings, the chances of me meeting a Sup Forums compatible qt are vanishingly small.

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how do i tell if a woman in a car park wants to fuck?

use WHITE PAINT
....observe the reactions from...

It's fucking chess using pol. You have seen every argument that can be made, you can quickly stump anyone who is just thinking on their feet. From there you appear like you have all the answers, because you generally do.

And a man who knows what he thinks, and can argue it well, and doesn't back down because a fucking girl is trying to test him, is going to get that girl wet.

All those college tier reddit tier academic tier faggots who live in hugboxes and refuse to engage with difficult free speech never learn these arguments. They soyboy themselves out of the gene pool, or limit themselves to women who want a soyboy to cater to their whims.

Posting nigger music.

Low IQ white trash ARENT you

Dude, if there aren't any other underlying issues; you're probably just burnt out. You probably need a good meal, some sleep, and get hydrated. Best of luck, user.

Yea.... I consider Trump being elected pretty dang lucky

>deface public property with hate speech
>laugh when people get mad
k?

>dude just get hydrated lmao

what’s wrong user? Please don’t kys.

"Mom what are muslims??"
Eeemm...a religion...
"Are they gona kill us..."

MASS REDPILLING STARTED

just get hydrated and lift bro

not about that why are you sad? Why do you want to kys? There’s never a good reason for that.

why? I went 8 years and thought it was over before today...anythinbg can happen anywhere lad. maybe your highschool crush makes a time machine or you do? never givive up.
I still dream of fucikng prime 7of9

how do you get from being misunderstood in a car park to fucking?

I've had more luck with the Wordswithfriends app. Gotten numerous nudes and fucked one chick off there after she convinced me to watch 50 Shades with her

Apparently getting dominated at Scrabble turns chicks on

"Mom what are muslims??"
Eeemm...a religion...
"Are they gona kill us..."
"No sweetie, that's just what some silly idiot put. We call those racists and you don't want to be a stinky racist"

MASS REDPILLING UNSTARTED

the only reason she stood out as as a classy lady is because she was legit classy.( imagine a fucking bond girl)]
you twat,she was like that one chick who wallks into a room and all the other women want to kill her?

WEW

iow you're not pretty enough for my harem

You see its working
Alah is pissed

kek
you'll be able to buy a 10 of 9 sex droid soon enough, better than original without that fucked up owen wilson nose.

Lightning in a fucking bottle
if I could repilcate on film it it might have been the best action porn ever like KINO. I asked for the footage but there are not cameras where it happened but it was still the best day for me in the longenst time.
I know I could never go to war but would havce loved to show sone grankids that CCTV

I’m pretty :(
I just really don’t like doing that kind of stuff any more I did that kind of stuff back when I was a kid and I would go on Omegle and shit and it always left me feeling gross inside

astonishing

no dude wants a bitch that won't put out, especially a trap bitch. that's a double cucking.

ice cube? how new are you? shills really need to lurk for a few years.

I fucking clean the floor with my other international relations class mates
Thank you Sup Forums

I don’t think so even just looking around Sup Forums you’ll find guys who think you should wait until marriage. It’ll be harder to find than a relationship with premarital sex yeah but definitely not impossible.

Wtf is a trap doing on Sup Forums?

>be me
>Lie about myself and my life on Sup Forums
>It usually works

There are a ton here
personally I came here to shitpost back when the election was starting and I accidentally found myself agreeing with a lot of the stuff here. I’m still a socialist but I’m a nationalist too now.

he looks like a rick and morty character