Polish villagers set out into the war training zones where tanks were firing life rounds to pick up massive amounts of mushrooms which Polish villagers sell for massive prices to Germans.
US army general in charge of Polish operations said "If this happens in a war, we will mow them all down, no matter if they have mushrooms or not."
How is America supposed to protect Poland this way?
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should they just let all those mushrooms go to waste because some retards want to play war with their toys?
Kek, do a live round training next.
make mushroom soup, not war
O borowiczek
Should we let people have access to their own land if we can't waste a bunch of expensive munitions?
To be fair freshly picked mushrooms are delicious, my grandfather used to do that in slovakia and he made the best cabbage and mushroom soup.
Should I not piss on a fence just because it's electric?
>Oct 10
this is old news
That's adorable, really.
why and when did us invade poland and start firing tanks on their land?
i think i found the problem
the absolute state of america
The absolute state of the US army
imagine all the qt polish farm girls gathering mushrooms for stew. so comfy
Unfortunately, Polish girls aren't into mutilated dicks
idk man, they're obviously into shrooms
You know why it says so on your thinngy there?
kek
We are getting ready to strike at Germany together since Germs wont pay debnts. They owe the Polish people 1t + interest and we will not let this slide.
get fugged
Mushroom picking is important in Slavia
>Refuse to shoot innocents no matter how stupid
Some call it a weakness. I call it a virtue.
If I see a polish faggot anywhere near MY america I WILL SNAP THEIR NECKS AND GET AN EXACTOKNIFE AND FUCKING CUT OPEN THEIR CHEST AND RIP THEIR INTERNAL ORGANS OUT AND SHIT IN THEIR CHEST AND PISS IN THEIR MOUTH AND THEN TAKE A RAKE AND STAB THEM LIKE A WATER BALLOON
FUCK YOU POLAND SAY HELLO TO MY AR15
>FUCK YOU POLAND SAY HELLO TO MY AR15
rudd
pee pee poo poo
WHAT KIND OF GUNS YA GOT? YOU WANT A SHOOTOUT WITH THE COPS? ARE YOU SUICIDAL??? I WILL END UP SHOOTING YOU IF THE COPS DONT KILL YOU FIRST YOU FUCKING PRICK
so rude
>antifa wants to invade Poznań
>Poznań
>Poznań has the best hools in PL
Well... I guess it'll be bloody sunday then. Also this: youtube.com
Did you clean the shit off the mushrooms or did that just add to the taste
THIS JUST IN : US Tanks have erectile dysfunction.
People be tripping balls in a fucking war exercise
Mfw polish.
Mfw just spent 6 hours picking mush.
Mfw my dog chased a black bear cub then i pet it for an hour.
>Warning posters
>fucking TANK exercise
>go pick mushrooms anyway
topkek
Poles don't give a shit. US AGeneral threats are no USSR.
>want to actually save Poland this time
>they would rather pick some shrooms
Many army guys: WTF?!?!
...
TOP FUCKING KEK
good doggo
Deja vu, I could have sworn this news came out about a month ago.
wtf please tell me thats not a slab of pâté
nigga this was weeks ago
No, what do you think it fucking is? that is a delivious slice of warm sausage. My absolute fav!
ok good
cos if that weren't sausage the bread-to-pate ratio would be way off
Are they even real people?
Why is Poland occupied by foreign fucking tank armies AGAIN?!
What the fuck are you doing inviting Zionist occupation forces, Skurwieslaw?
Fuck all these signs nigga we gotta get dese mushmrooms cuh
Happens sometimes.
lame baiting in OPs post anyway
Mushrooms are not plants
>leaf