The Shitlands if Europe

What is it about this portion of Europe that makes it so irrelevant and shitty?
Really this area is only known for its chimp outs historically and today it is the dumping ground for all the nations that are actually relevant to history.
What is it about these lands that make them such a chimp filled trash dump for real countries?

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You and your (((greatest ally))) are making it a shithole

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Wow you must have very low self-esteem. Do you really feel that much inferior?

>Germany
>Irrelevant
What?

>Germany
>Irrelevant
>Sweden
>Irrelevant historically
>Austria
>Irrelevant historically
>Poland
>Irrelevant historically
>Denmark
>Irrelevant historically

what the fuck is wrong with you?

show me when we were ever relevant in history?

>Germany
>Relevant
>Sweden
>Relevant historically
>Austria
>Relevant historically
>Poland
>Relevant historically
>Denmark
>Relevant historically

They're all gay faggots

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It's the greatest area per capita.

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that one time u got blitzkrieged by some angry Germans

>>Poland
>>Relevant historically

How many times are you shills going to make this thread today?

Remember to report the thread. Don't participate in divide and conquer bullshit.

what day is it?

enjoy the rich Murikanz culture

WE WUZ VIKANGS

The Germanic people sacked Rome and are the only reason Northern and Western Europe took power away from Southern Europe and then dominated the world.

>This
USA is the biggest dumping ground in history for trash humans.

You are irrelevant you fame is being a bitchboy, let yourself be sold by anglos to Nazi.

Roman + Viking = American. No wonder we made the entire planet our bitch.

>germany
>irrelevant

wtf?

Slow down there, Schlomo Shekelstein, are you trying to culturally enrich the white countries?

Yeah like OP said only known for a few chimp outs.

Shitty? Maybe. Irrelevant? I dont think so sweetheart.

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Don't worry, I am not Polish
I just wanted to point out how clueless you mutts are.

almost every single country in OP's map had its moments and contributed to Europe/World in one way or another

And besides, I would rather sit on my ass in comfy and irrelevant Switzerland and watch the world go by than live in a "uber powerful uber relevant uber stronk" USA where my chance to die is significantly higher than in any irrelevant country

Its the designated European chimpout zone. That doesnt make it relevant.

How can you be so ignorant to not know anything about the history of your own fucking country.

It doesn't matter if you love your motherland or if you hate it, the only way for you to even try to make it what you want it to be is to understand what made it to be what it is right now.

People like you discust me, why the fuck are you even on this board, how do you want to talk politics without knowing history.

Ruskie is butthurt because Pollack are still the only nation to take over Moscov. And you people still celebrate the date it was liberated as a national holiday.

Kebab detected*

>Independent country for only 23 years before WWII broke out
>assraped by both Nazis and Soviets at the same time
>still held out longer than the Frenchie "empire"

Sure burger, sure

The mods really aren't doing their job today.

Here's just a handful of the divide and conquer threads started today.

Silesian.

>pol
>mods
They are worthless
They should have been replaced a long, long time ago, it has been long overdue

Oh I remember you, you're the guy that would welcome German occupation of Silesia with open arms and buttcheeks spread wide open

They delete all the BBC threads made by that Turkish cuck, but these threads seem to stay up.

>they don't teach history in American schools anymore
Can confirm, its Whites beating up Whites so no progressive angle there
t. Burger old enough to remember life before Social Studies

>German occupation of Silesia with open arms and buttcheeks spread wide open
Eh..
I merely wish to be a part of Großdeutsches Reich.
I am not asking for much, am I ?

>Empire from Baltic to Black seas
>More powerful than Germany or Russia at its peak
>put a Czar on the Russian throne, ensuring 400 years of Russian butthurt
>cut the head off the Teutonic Knights, ensuring 600 years of German butthurt
>smashed the Ottoman invasion of Europe, ensuring 400 years of Muslim butthurt
Every people have their time in history. Poland had hers, and it may yet again.

Tbh Silesians would probably be better off now if that was the case, but you very well know that right now this shit would be impossible to accomplish.

BTW, I can't remember, are you guys Germanic or Slavic? Are you like the Sorbs?

>When a burger knows more about the history of your own country
SAD

unless you're an immigrant like me, burger man, either way good job

Silesian identity was created as a direct result of Czech, German and Polish influence.

Some Silesians tend to be more pro-German, some tend to be pro-Polish
However, no one really cares about Czech influence anymore

Nice bait

yeah yeah, a few anglos snuck in there, sue me

When you saved Europe from ottomans?

You're relevant in this very moment in refusing migrants.

>shit that happened in the chimpout zone and russia is relevant to the world
Russia only just became relevant in the last hundred years desu.

Kievan Rus and Russian Empire was very relevant dumbo

Delete anglos, add Johannes Gutenberg (inventor of mechanical bookprinting in the middle ages).

You made the entire planet your bitch because the Jews chosed you country as their base of operations while they were without a Judenstaat.

WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

'relevance' is a complex topic
It's not black and white like most of the pol seems to think
Geopolitics play a major role when discussing what's relevant and what's not

For an example, Ukraine is relevant now and Vietnam used to be relevant during Vietnam war.
It's not just economy or world-wide influence, there's more to it than meets the eye

I tried to get a short preview of north europeans, primary Germanic cultures(Yes Bongs belong here even if they are really Tsundere about it), achievements.

Feel free to add more, we could literally make a 50 petapixel picture covering all northern european achievements.

WE

The right man in the right place can alter the course of history.

WE
U
Z

ACTUALLY WUZ

WUZ

>I tried to get a short preview of north europeans, primary Germanic cultures(Yes Bongs belong here even if they are really Tsundere about it), achievements.
Sulfur mustard? Maybe?

WUZNTST

INNOVATORS AND SHIT.

BONGS

I love mustard!

d-DAS RITE

This one's deadly
Watch out

Hmmm, maybe I'll should offer the people at the local ghetto a bite first?

Those are like best lands minus germany. What's wrong with you?

SNOWNIGGERS

In world wide relevancy terms, they never had it but it doesn´t mean they are so bad, they are still part of europe.
And Germany in the wwii was relevant, of course if you look for centuries and centuries you can´t compare them with France, Uk, Italy, even Spain, Portugal and Netherlands, Russia.

May look good now, but she's going to get raped by the muzzies in the future.

So are you the guy from
And if so how can you even question the relevance of Poland at certain points in history while saying that a "country" of "Ukraine" is relevant now and that Vietnam used to be relevant.
The burger from
Already pointed out a few points in history where Poland had a great impact on what was going on in Europe and the world, more than Vietnam and "Ukraine" combined, and there were more such points

No I am not the guy with anime pic rel and I did not question the relevance of Poland.

So, argument dismissed

Shabbos goy will get the gas too

Hey, Pooland should have at least one there, I mean the colonies were set up by a Dutchy of Kurland but it was a vassal under Poland at that time so technically the colonies were Polish, they even spoke Polish there

dafuq. We had colonies? Iceland or something?

Fair enough Ślązak

Literally 2 world wars started here in place you marked.

Ahh it's spelled Dutchy of Courland, my bad

And wiki says Poland never officially had any colonies so we iz gonna believe the wijews

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonization_attempts_by_Poland

Europe can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with.
It doesn't feel pain, or remorse or fear and it absolutely will not stop, EVER.
These people are dead.

And that area lost both times. Losers arent relevant wtf kind of standards do you have?

So Vietnam is more relevant than the US?

>US was defeated by Vietnam
Nice meme kid. USA just got bored of playing with Charlie.

Damn Dutch are really master race, 29 colonies? The worlds largest tiniest country
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Dutch_inventions_and_discoveries

You're literally American. I would be very surprised if you could actually name the countries you marked. Also it's obvious you have no clue what you're talking about.

Typical burgers.

East India Company mofo

>Irrelevant
Literally 90% of famous Europeans are German or Polish

Sweden is an economic powerhouse with only 10M people living there. Many IT companies booming out of Sweden.

Retarded choice of geography

Germany, most cities
Southern Sweden
the Norwegian capital
(Finland and Danmark gets a free pass)
Brussels
Rotterdam and Amsterdam
then there is:
most of Romania and Albania because of gypsies.
Greece is filled with refugees
50% of France
Spain is refugee heaven
Italy is filled up with refugee
etc etc

People, Disassemble the EU NOW, i know its too late but why pay billions to a bunch of snakeoil selling bureaucrats that only want to destroy Europe, and mess up your and your countrys future.

Germanic people fled southern Germany after fearing that Roman expansionism would eventually overrun their territories. They settled in North African and founded to colony kingdoms by conquering weaker Roman provences, Vandals and Alans were supreme in North Africa for a while.

You never hear about that.

>In world wide relevancy terms, they never had it but it doesn´t mean they are so bad, they are still part of europe.And Germany in the wwii was relevant, of course if you look for centuries and centuries you can´t compare them with France, Uk, Italy, even Spain, Portugal and Netherlands, Russia.

we had colonies now..!? lol

we were under danish and swedish occupation until the 1905.