What do you do when a Native American knocks on your front door and says "Give me back my land white man"

What do you do when a Native American knocks on your front door and says "Give me back my land white man"

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The deed says I have legal title. Now, get lost before I exercise my second amendment rights and trigger finger, prairie nigger.

Cough on him.

Your people didn't have the fucking wheel. You want me to apologise to cows for eating them?

>it even rhymes

It's your's if you can take it by force, fair and square

tell him we bought it from Napoleon after i tell him to sober up

I say I'm 1/16 fugarwi, my ancestors were nomads. They wandered all over the great plains saying were the fugarwi

If you're ever over confident and sure that you own your house and land, try not paying property taxes for a while.

>did you build the united states from the ground up then
>nope
Okay then.

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shoot em, just like commies.

close the door.

Well then give me back my beads red man

There's a reason why they called the US a frontier user. And it wasn't because the indians had built some kind of elaborate nation that whites just took over. It was because they hadn't built a damn thing.
So i don't know what kind of a crazy you're on but if you build something from the ground up it's kind of yours. And it can't be equivalent to someone taking a fully fledged nation from somebody else.

One of the biggest slave owners in my area was a native. So no moral superiority over me.

I ain't even white, fuck off you filthy traitorous crow. Plus I'm not even I any where were either of our ancestors would have had land you fag

Tell him that America was a mistake and tell him to get the fuck back to America.

"Wrong house"

turn 360 degrees and walk away

“no injury or violence be offer’d to the Indians; and if hereafter it should become a serious business proper measures may be taken for the defence of the Inhabitants, who should be caution’d that if they want only draw on a quarrel with the Indians, they will not be supported by Government.”

>George Washington, August 8, 1769 meeting of the Council of Colonial Virginia

Invite him in, tell him I'm sorry, summon my wife and pull her panties down and allow the red man to fuck her pussy raw with the full vaginal creampie. My wife and I then pack up and tell him its his and leave, never returning again.

Me passum peace pipe.

Make out with him to skew my 23andme results.

Easy. Shoot him because he’s probably drunk off his ass or high on meth.

>t. Montanan

>legal title = I don't have to pay property taxes.

Why?

ok kid.

well 1st off i'd ask the redskin why he thinks he's a "native" when his senpai literally walked across the land bridge from east asia to the now north american continent. i'd make a cup of cocoa and get comfy while he tries to explain that shit.

The native tribes had no concept of land in a European sense, and furthermore they are not American at all “ America” and the US are both entirely European inventions. The Comanche nations were not American they were Iroquois. Therefore I cannot give his land back because he did not own any. I would also demand that that redskin savage thanked my ancestors for ripping him out of his lawless barbarity and allowed him the privilege of living in this incredible modern world instead of simply erasing his tribe forever and finishing the job that the plague wasn’t effective enough to do.

no hablo yokut

Demand proof that he personally is the rightful owner of this particular plot of land.

Injuns didn't own any land.

They had no established nations.

Also, get off my lawn.

>The fuck?

I tell him to piss off, it's our land now. we bought it, fought for it, and did more with it in 100 years than you did in thousands.

I meant why would he assume that is what he meant. Boomer faggot

No, see Argumentation Ethics.

>Argumentation ethics is a libertarian political theory developed in 1988 by Hans-Hermann Hoppe, a Professor Emeritus with the University of Nevada, Las Vegas College of Business and Ludwig von Mises Institute Senior Fellow.[1] Argumentation ethics aims to prove that arguing for any ethical position other than libertarian anarchism and the non-aggression principle is logically incoherent. Responses have mainly come from Hoppe's colleagues at the Mises Institute, among whom the argument's reception has been mixed.[2]

>Hoppe states that because honest argumentation aimed at resolving a conflict over scarce resources must presuppose various norms including non-violence to be meaningful, then it follows that propositions propounded during such argumentation cannot contradict these norms, from which, he claims, the non aggression principle can be logically derived. So Hoppe claims that to deny the non aggression principle during such argumentation is a performative contradiction between one's actions and one's words. For example, to argue that violence should be used to resolve conflicts is an obvious performative contradiction if one is to engage in a meaningful argument to resolve such a conflict.[3]

Ask him to find the beads his ancestors traded for, and to pay 525 years of loan including the costs added by first world industrialization

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argumentation_ethics

as an intellectual, I find this very funny. Most people in this thread won't understand the joke, however.

I say ok bitch, now you pay the mother fucking taxes on it.

take away his whisky

Well they *did* have areas of land they controlled. If they set up a village in one area and a person from another tribe just wandered in there would be trouble or at least concern. It seems property, though primitive, was a thing.

To me it doesn't even matter if they actually "owend" the land or not technically they ceded it all through treaties or in some cases were conquered. Its over.

That's very nice of you satan

give him firewater, beads, and sage.

Devil's lettuce.

Actually the treaties ensured a large amount of land for them, it just happens that they disrespected the treaties, during the time of america as a country, during the hardcore times of industrialization, the same thing and the same people that created the military industrial complex.

Shoot him with my rifle before he scalps me.

1. Americans aren't people. 2. In Canada, we learn all about our glorious history of pathogenic warfare.

I tell him that while he can't have my land, I do have an extra Cleveland Indians hat he is welcome to have.

Take his scalp.

Tell him if he kills the jews I owe my mortgage to it's his.

>millennials making fun of anyone
the point he is making is that the government can come and colonize your house if you happen to become incapacitated at any point in your life including incarceration.

banks, with the help of the government*

>give me back my horse, red man

Yeah but why is he making that point? Since when did indians and a state government become synonymous? Was your kitchen remodel really worth selling the country to wetbacks?

IM STANDING MY GROUND

Give him my landlords number

Get that bill passed on Congress pal
Bet you really wish there were more of you and less of us

I get him drunk and then trade him glass beads for whatever else he has

Don't care. It's mine if I can keep it, it's yours if you can take it.

Tell him to go back to his country.

Give him a bottle of Listerine as a peace offering.

I dont know ask him? What I got out of it was that at any moment you might have to fight for your land even if you think you own it. you know like if the government decides to do something shady like imminent domain peoples housed to pay back china's debts. something of that nature. thats the thought It gave me.

I don't believe in ghosts

Say that it's not theirs anymore, that they lost it fairly.

>The Natives you've known to be sympathetic to the cause are probably ones who've experienced firsthand what kind of problems cultural and race mixing can cause. As a result of cultural dominance and interracial mixing there are barely any full blooded Natives left. Where I live less than 1% of all the people on the Reservation can speak their own language, and among the youth wanting to be black has run rampant. Under a National Socialist government, things for us would improve vastly... That is, if we haven't already become too soft from the way this materialistic life-style has made us, and that is why I am pro-Nazi. It's hard though, being a Native American National Socialist; people are so misinformed, ignorant, and closed-minded it makes your life a living hell.

Listen here you buffalo nigger, I'm gonna give you all the mouthwash in my house, now go in peace.

This thread is about noble savages bro. How's your bathroom remodel going? Make sure you only hire immigrants that way your granddaughters school will be bilingual

Ignore the godless savage, and shut the door. If he persists call the police. They hate injuns more than niggers around here.

indians didn't have concept of land ownership
therefore they didn't own the land

I think youre confused on my stance. I guess I should have just said something like give me back my bead then in stead.

>Release the hounds.

I tell this cunt to get on the ground and spread her legs
Chief Thunder Cock is going to give your beaver the sacred log dance

no but they had the concept of tribes. white men were just a superior tribe because we learned to work together as a race.

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You were not a country before I came here

Shuts door

>"Give me back my land white man"
should have fought harder pussy

"Your land" lol. Nice spooks, my property.

give him a bottle of whiskey

he'll forget all about everything else

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Politely remind that their land is in Siberia, where they originated from, and this is the United States. Also, politely point them to the sign they missed that states in big, easy to read letters TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT

Call him an anti-semite and he needs to eat more soy

Wrong continent my dude, though you should be aware that we europeans conquered your continent with blood and that it's too late to rebel, also be advised they could have exterminated you completely and you should be thankful you have such magnanimous rulers.
Should have researched the wheel.

i'd tell him diversity is our strength

As soon as all the browns leave England I will happily return.

Deal.

lol what a fag

Hey, guess what. I don't give a fuck cause of one basic thing. All land is free for people. We don't own shit. You insist on ownership and hate your own people. Disgusting.

t. 100% cree

P.S Love trumps hate.

This ins't your land red man, now get back on that reservation before pull out my revolver.

Let me tell you abot the fucking Native Americans. Most are non whites, meaning they are literal animals/beasts. Which is what the colonists thought when they met them too, because that's what the bible says. Anyways the Colonists originally would make fair land deals with the INjuns, William Penn was famous for is fair bargains with the injuns. So this was done and in response was over a hundred years of Injuns SLAUGHTERING innocent women and children and men who were pacifists and had done nothing wrong to them. They SCALPED WOMEN and HUNG THEM BY THEIR INTESTINES. Why? Because the injuns did not understand the concept of private property, They did not belive in it. Like niggers today, they just steal shit because they do not understand private property. So the injuns did not understand that Penn had made a deal with them that Penn had bought the land. So you know what fuck the injuns. Some were white, like the Cheerokee and the Aztec Nobility, they had legal processes and land trades that were understood and respected.
>mu shiny beads
That was done later to prove to the injuns that htye had bought the land. If they traded food and booze with them they woul d have downed it all and denied the land deal. Not giving a shit. But when they were wearing the coded andmarked Shiny beads bought from the English, they couldn't deny the land purchase. Do you know what the injuns did with their sacred land? nothing, it's sacred nobody touches it. That's right the entire United States was untouched with a dotting of tents and the occiasional rare white tribe that had actual homes

They reaped what the sowed. Serves them right and I rejoice every day that they are gone

laugh in his face because I'm a fucking gook anyway get scalped shitting bull.

>I dont own shit.
ftfy

“Hey man, I’m in a similar boat. Great-grandparents has a farm, got bought out forcibly by the government to make a base in WW2. Bade was decommissioned long ago, and the government never let my great grandpa buy the land back after the war.”
“Thry’ll make You pay to get back what was yours they took from you.”

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You traded your lands for blankets, beads and booze, so quit being a fucking Indian giver and grow up.

If you live on a shitty reservation, wake the fuck up and join the rest of us in society. Are you really that big of a pussy that you need to live w/five generations of lazy drunkards? Talk about some weak psyche. For all the tough "warrior" talk, you guys got some tiny little balls. Can't live w/out mommy and daddy, grandma and grandpa. Fuck dude, they're the ones that are screwing you over.

Here is my ten step program for fixing yourselves:

1) No more fucking booze.
2) Stop molesting your kids.
3) Take an English or German surname.
4) Move off the fucking rez.
5) Disassociate from family.
6) Get a damn education.
7) Dress for success (no fucking moccasins).
8) Eat well, work out.
9) Eschew all forms of welfare, including gub'ment treaty payments.
10) Never-ever have a broken toilet in your front yard.

Careful not to bump into him on the way out.

Spaniards aren't white
>t. American Spaniard

Natives will die out in the next few generations. Sucks for them.