Australia is literally the best country in the world.
Prove me wrong.
Australia is literally the best country in the world
Camden Roberts
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Leo Green
Something something emu something
Connor Cooper
You guys lost a war against emus.
Jaxson Ortiz
meh
never been and no reason to go
you guys need the olympics one year or something
Jayden Thompson
Had it in 2000 wtf.
William Long
As an burger, I'd love to visit the land of shitposting.
Josiah Kelly
Fucking prepubescent cunt
Justin Johnson
You can’t even step outside without falling off the face of the earth.
Hunter Clark
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Kevin Sullivan
>Fucking prepubescent cunt
NOICE
Ryder Howard
Are all those scary Australian animals that I keep seeing online memes or are they real?
Logan Hill
Internet worse than Kenya
Adam Adams
>no snow
>hot and sunny all the fucking time
>full of bugs, snakes, and just plain retarded animals like koalas and platypuses
>ugly architecture, too much suburban sprawl
>women have horrible, masculine accent
Doesn't seem that great to me m8
Brandon Jones
Well Hitler ran the country for a good while so my “count”er is nein NEIN NEIN NEIN
Robert Jones
I'm a fucking virgin, i'm such a useless prick, no employer will ever hire someone like me, I will never have any friends and my dad was an emu
Daniel Roberts
>Nearly uninhabitable island
>98% of your population lives packed into southeast coast to aid in survival
>Horrific selection of indigenous wildlife
>Have to eat meat pies most of the time to live
>Wild tribal savages everywhere.
>Seclusion from the real world drives your prices of goods through the roof.
also
>Almost lost the country to 6 foot tall birds
Jordan Powell
You're a Chinese colony like our country. I sincerely hope the chinks start genociding the blacks in Africa so our cuck politicians will have a reason to give the boot to these slanty eyed rice picking dog eaters
Robert Jones
Yeah there are dangerous animals but actually dying from one is pretty rare
Christopher Mitchell
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Jaxon Davis
We're killing ourselves faster than ever before. What does that say?
Lincoln Thompson
Real but mostly they live far away from people. Just don't stick your hand under rocks or in dark places where spiders might hide and you'll be fine
Colton Butler
Big ass spiders, hot as fuck, annoying cunts everywhere, shit internet, consumer goods are fucked expensive, etc.
Evan Sanders
Kiwi master race checking in
Nicholas Powell
im just visiting, nz is tons better - and you know it.
Jackson Russell
>no right to free speech
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> gun laws
Self-explanatory.
>need a license for air rifles
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>need a license for paintball guns
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>need a license for crossbows
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>airsoft is banned
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>LASER pointers over 1mw are banned
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>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
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>novelty toy-like lighters are banned
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>smokeless tobacco is banned
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>toys containing beads are banned
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>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle
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>plain packaging on cigarettes
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>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes
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>e-cigarettes are banned
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>many violent games and movies banned or censored even after the R18 was introduced
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Adam Lewis
Yeah mate $500,000-$1,000,000 house prices can't be beaten.
Christopher Gonzalez
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Juan James
Kiwis just elected some communist, man hating, anticapitalist, champagne socialist women as their PM, fuck that
Jordan Russell
Most people that die from dangerous animals are tourists mainly from Europe getting eaten by crocodiles because Europeans are dumb as shit and think going swimming in any part of Australia is safe
Jason Rivera
In BF1 where he asks the kid, "you're not a kiwi are ya?" What did he mean by that?
Eli Nelson
Australia is the best. I am lying here with my underwear off massaging the head of my erect penis with my precum soaked fingers. Been edging for four hours, feeling really hot for other uncircumcised guys.
Isaac Wood
Fucken oath
Sebastian Hall
E-cigs are banned? Wtf?
Gavin Reyes
Going accelerationist like the Canadians with justin trudeau?
Jeremiah Stewart
>>no snow
Perisher shocked as resort gets dumping of snow in November
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Luis Diaz
Are you ready for the most apt political/cultural finding of Australia ever discussed? Its bread. Australia is, its bread. I say this because you have two huge may mays that when enabled together, speak freedoms, to me. First is fairy bread. Then, is, yeast spread. Enjoy your evening
Elijah Williams
what an unreasonable goal
Levi Price
i could take over you're country with an army of fucking emus
Anthony Rogers
>literally the best country in the world.
>Prove me wrong.
It’s chock full of Australians.
Kayden Sanchez
mountain snow where no one lives doesn't count, even fucking New Guinea and Kenya get that
Alexander Sullivan
Not to mentions all drowning chinks
Brody Martin
Does Australia produce anime?
Checkm8 atheist
Robert Taylor
Only people with guns are lebbo gangs and bikies.
Jordan Allen
Trudeau is going to burn Canada to the ground.
Christopher Bailey
That's pretty gay.
>When ever anyone talks about a guy named bruce you kiwis just get sarcastic.
>your not white you all have ugly af tans
>don't even have normal food.
Dominic Cox
*blocks your path*
Hunter Barnes
How do you burn what is already a flaming faggot of a country?
Grayson Powell
real aussie
Cooper Hughes
You're all going to be boat people once saltwater seepage/erosion finish off your aquifers. Hope Gina's poetry was worth it.
The blackfellas, druids and queers will be allowed in first.
Lincoln Ortiz
from a tv show
coconut cunt
Xavier Foster
It's basically a den of degeneracy and cross-species fucking in interminable orgy. Stay away, unless you want your anus raped by unusual creatures.
Asher Johnson
Fag marriage, Muzzies and no guns.
Ryan Moore
>Always shake your boots out before you put em on mate, or you'll get bit on the toe by one of the little bastards
Traditional survival techniques passed down father to son for generations
Angel Ward
Your parliament also rejected "SEE THE REEFS WHILE YOU CAN" as a tourism slogan, which proves that they're shit businessmen.
Ethan Baker
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Christopher Russell
2020
Jeremiah Roberts
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Ian Edwards
If it's so great how about you fuckin stay there.
Ian Young
At least he wasn't an abo m8
Evan Murphy
Australia is a nanny state shithole i fucking hate it here.
Landon Morales
>bans guns
>bans fags
You are not free Aussie bloke.
Lincoln Clark
Every other lifeform is a deadly threat....
>great place to live you got there.
Jace Gomez
So this is why you guys say your full
Juan Moore
It isn't.
Worst nanny stating.
No freedom at all.
Luke Howard
Connor Taylor
Too hot
Everything is 25 percent more in price than the US
Shitty gun laws
On the plus side, not many Negros. Should have kept White Australia, though. Chinks won't be loyal to Oz first. Poos probably will.
James Reed
If any aussie wants to trade places lets do this
Adam Carter
>Be Australian
>Put on shoes
>Die
Brandon Gonzalez
wtf, burger officers are usually pretty chill and it's the NCOs who act like bitter cunts like that.
Luke Evans
It's full of bogans.
Jayden Hughes
I'm concerned about any society that leads to a taste for Vegemite.
Otherwise, Aussieland always seemed pretty cool to me, and you can get a proper Land Cruiser there, unlike the US.
Nathan Lopez
Come on New England, hasn't electing a literal communist calmed your ego a bit
Mason Foster
>Socialist, gunless, nanny state
>best place ever
Wew
Bentley Rivera
>fag marriage
What did he mean by this?
Ethan Barnes
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Oliver Sullivan
We're already chinese, its over fellas. We've been sold out and invaded without the enemy firing a shot, and Australia has simply gone quietly into the night.
James Powell
melbourne exists.
Samuel Lopez
>gunless
Not even close
>Socialist
The government pays for less health care than you do and is far from socialist in other regards
>Nanny state
Yes, we are and it's shit
Anthony Morris
Ameriburger with Australian in laws. I visited them last year for the first time, and I will say Australia is a very impressive country. What it had in modern accommodations and healthy, fresh food (mind blowing seafood quality), it lacked in national pride. The conservatives there always wanted to talk to me about their views, because they felt scared to talk about them to their beta liberal Australian brethren. Australians have lost their ruggedness, and its depressing as an American. Nice place though.
Nathan Evans
It's retarded, they're banned because healthwise they aren't any safer than cigarettes, but are safer as a fire hazard, and smokeless ones don't piss off non-smokers either.
Sebastian Gomez
Where did ya visit?
Austin Lee
>Australia is literally the best country in the world.
>Prove me wrong.
In order for me to do that, I would probably need to spend a minimum of five seconds thinking about Australia. That really strikes me as a disproportionately-large amount of effort, compared to the country's importance.
Kevin Scott
Most of kangarooniggers live in the coast all around the Australia and nobody lives in the center. You have no rights, overrun with Asians, shitty economy, always hot as fuck and full of annoying bugs. Kangaroos are mean motherfuckers.
Mates are rude toward Americans when I visited there last year.
Luke Myers
Melbourne and the yarra valley area outside the city. Melbourne was infested with Asian migrants.
Isaac Edwards
>Melbourne was infested with Asian migrants.
You should have seen Sydney.
Sebastian Perez
Is the goose waiting for a go?
Leo James
I can't really, but I can tell you that it's soon going to be another colonial fit for those who would want their island sanctuary, an offshore asset instead of a bordered nation of people and self-governed prosperity.
I mean, the central demographic of Melbourne is Asians, and the memes don't lie; it's nearly 40% East Asian in the central areas.
RMIT University is the most densely "diverse" population in all of Australia's universities.
But this can very well be changed, or so we'd like to know how.
Logan Sullivan
Fuck i hate Australia
Christian Flores
Funny thing about Melbourne: I always felt safe, even in the shit neighborhoods. The cops and public would get all nervous over a drugged homeless person yelling at people. All the shit melbourners found scary, I found funny. Then again, I grew up around Chicago.
Easton Richardson
It made me grateful to live in the US after I visit Australia.
Robert Scott
So you didn't encounter any of the melanin blessed immigrants?
Matthew Powell
>Melbourne
Well there's you're problem it's like visiting San Francisco and saying all Americans are beta pussies or spics.
Gabriel Evans
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So there apparently there is a sign that clearly states ‘No vehicle access’.
Who wants to bet she can’t read english?
Joseph James
If you guys had guns and snow, I would consider you the best.
Aiden Ward
This time next week, we will be discussing the fag marriage vote results in disgust.
Let’s support our Virginia brethren in their time of need.
Brandon Diaz
a dingo ate my baby . also shitfaced aboriginal rapists
Henry Phillips
normies are starting to hate it too now.
Hunter James
Unless you mean all the Indians and pakis. Lost of those (Indians ain’t bad because they actually make something of themselves, like in the US). No blacks really, lost if indos and malay types. Burmese and shit. No joke, they damn near outnumbered the whites,