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Genetic Engineering home Lab Kit
This DIY Lab starter kit provides all the equipment, reagents and materials you need to get started in molecular biology and genetic engineering. Also, includes a Genotyping Kit and supplies from our DIY CRISPR Kit so you can run your first experiments! Comes with tutorials explaining the Science and how to use the equipment.
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Someone post the mutant anime girl that has the semi-sexual-but-mainly-platonic friendship with the lab lady
I wanna be a glow in the dark CIA nigger
Can you do more than just glow in the dark?
Just experiment m8.
>glow in the dark
I personally love this meme. I hope the backs are cool with it.
Yay I can edit bacterial DNA.
Unless they're selling suitable vectors all you'll get is some cool shit out of agrobacterium tumefaciens.
Or biological weapons, which are also cool.
people already glow in the dark, just not very brightly
Why is no one posting the mutant loli yet
Nothing can go wrong.
>why is your dog super buff
t.three mile island resident
>mfw I genetically modifiy mosquitoes and make them unable to reproduce
>Mfw I destroy the food cycle and the balance of life as we know it
>Mfw I have no face
if a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody around -- does it still make a sound? the answer is no, nobody is there to observe it, so there is no sound. Air is still moved and branches still crack, but the sounds as we define them, don't happen. You could say the same about people glowing in the dark.
What could one feasibly do with this?
Can you actually make yourself into a glow in the dark CIA nigger or is it just a meme?
holy mackerel
The squirrels by my house will know no fear.
More correctly you run into the same issue scientists do, you can easily edit prokaryotic cells but we don't have suitable DNA vectors to transfer the edited genome into most complex organisms.
The exception being editing plant DNA, which is rather easy (mainly due to their tolerance to tumorous growths)
I want a 9 inch tounge so I can taste my wife's heart.
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Wild Animals head the sound, so did bugs. They do have sound receiving features much like humans
Fuckin shit you need to edit some genes you ugly sumbitch
You can edit bacterial DNA and if you somehow figure the correct way to pass the edited DNA along into a complex organism and have it expressed you can win a Noble prize.
On the bright side it'll be fun for fucking around with plant DNA, as those are really easy to fuck with.
This is BIOHACKER thread, stfu about science.
Its' all about implanting a smart phone in your arm and then injecting random crispr shit around the area.
POST THE FUCKING MUTANT LOLI
He looks like he's really special. just a special little boi.
It's why I'm still here.
Those are some DSLs you got going there, sure makes your mouth pretty.
Unironically beautiful
mfw they try to stop me from DIY genetic engineering myself.
#teamMutant
Would there be a way to make a virus that grows an extra nipple wherever you inject it?
Asking for a friend
I'm going to fuck with a gympie gympie tree genes and no one can stop me
they already beat you to it.
Actually lentiviral and retroviral vector injection have been successful in mice and humans.
With varying degrees of cancer risk, of course.
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>acting like /fit/ and steroid people won't figure out genetic engineering first
Actual molecular biologist here
>Step one remove hair
>Step two ?????
>Step three "application of DNA"
It looks like he tried diluting just straight GFP plasmid in god knows what but one of them was DMSO...a DNA storage buffer that also needs to be washed off to make the plasmid even accessible....then he waited for it to "evaporate" and he expected his human, eukaryotic cells to just lap that shit up and start pumping out GFP??
And called it "genetic engineering"?
I can't wait for him to try using a viral vector and while injecting himself with it cause a massive infection due to lack of aseptic technique.
This guy is a doctor, fuck it I'm not buying health insurance that settles it. For $5000 (About a years premiums) I can set up a respectable medical lab in my basement and run my own tests for hematology/ urine/ liver panels and shit and use google to check symptoms. If I need surgery I'll just fly to Singapore.
>Rick and Morty pic
of course
that's actually a badass home lab setup
but no, CRISPR doesn't work that way
what if there were no animals or bugs around? check mate athiests
What autistic things can i do with my plants?
I want to schlong that one cunt who keeps showing me up with his obscure plant hybrids/grafts
it doesn't have the electroporation zapper thing you need to induce competence to get the bacteria to take up foreign DNA
eukaryotes are finicky.
I'd play with bacteria instead.
the human immune system really doesn't appreciate circular DNA floating around in the interstitial fluid.
He injects in another video.
Fuck, I'm a bloody Luddite then. News to me.
Well, that sucks. So all you can do is create DNA strands without a cell?
But in the end it's what we want to meddle with. Microorganisms while foundational are ultimately not our goal.
Plant immune systems are really interesting, they will tolerate grafting really well but you'd have to google it to learn more friendo. This looks good
content.ces.ncsu.edu
As far as "engineering" them to do something cool like grow faster, genetic engineering is really difficult and astronomically expensive.
Monsanto invests billions every year in such technology. But just for fun? There was a kikestarter to splice GFP into Arabidopsis plants but it crashed and burned because retardation. Here is an article about CRISPR I suggest to read :
nature.com
I'm sure as costs continue to come down, and new technologies may make it more viable to play around with genetic engineering as a hobby in our lifetimes. Sadly though it just is not possible at the moment for the an average hobbyist.
That said I can't fucking wait to fuck around with this shit, make glow in the dark, change people's eye color, fix all kinds of genetic diseases....it really is the future and there is so much money to be made that it WILL become a reality soon.
that's just as fucking retarded.
eukaryotic cells really, really don't like foreign DNA, as it's usually a sign of infection
the cell will attempt to digest any DNA outside the nucleus. it won't carry it into the nucleus and start translating it, ESPECIALLY if it's a plasmid
>it really is the future and there is so much money to be made that it WILL become a reality soon.
Cue Jews ruining the industry for everyone.
This, you need a DNA/RNA vector.
Cool and all but can I use it to increase the size of my penis?
Fuckin a.
First stop: turn black and get gibs
Second stop: turn Arab and get EU citizenship
Third stop: turn black again and get gibs all around the world
Fifth stop: go back home and watch the money pour in, after a while I will become a millionaire
Sixth stop: become Asian and invest in real estate, turning into billionaire
End goal: turn white and spend my amassed wealth on the advancement of whites by running for prime minister as an arab or a black dude and then cleaning this fucking country up.
You got it senpai
It cannot be used to grow back foreskin.
Less hot then I was hoping >:(
>lips
I'll dump all it got hopefully something sparks your benip
Alt right superhuman masterrace when
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But on the off chance it strikes... manbearpug lives!
Good lord this thread is painful.
Can this make me no a manlet guys?
Okay someone link the pdf for the catgirl recipe.
I don’t know but you should probably do what he says
Reminds me of how Viagra was originally life saving a blood pressure medication with a side effect of causing an erection, and some genius at Pfizer decided to market it as a penis pill instead and they made a gorrilion dollars.
It take about 20 years to get a drug from the bench to the market.
A team of scientists life work, thinking they were going to solve one of of greatest causes of death in the first world.....scrapped and made into a penis pill.
Almost poetic.
The end times are unironically approaching at an extremely high rate
Redhead has potential.
>just kill yourself goy!
>.scrapped
Not true, it still is prescribed for some blood pressure conditions. It's just mainly prescribed for combating ED.
Bump for op getting tumor
whats stopping me from turning the common cold into a supervirus with no known cure user?
Your own incompetence.
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Brb making a particularly dank weed
This is the future of DIY garage builds.
They they told me it used a modified adenovirus vector but it was just nigger aids, can I get my shekels back?
I don't believe that is true in Africa unless they smile.
nice wholesome healthy cunt. Saved to the fap folder.
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WE
let me rephrase that then. whats stopping someone who is actually capable of doing that from doing that.
so fucking on this
>brb studying molecular biology and genetic engineering
absolutely disgusting
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Why did I misread it as "Inject yourself with subhuman DNA"?
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if double then this thread is bullshit
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I think crispr is for making babies.
You can make designer babies.
They use it to make/find embryos that won't have breast cancer or be retarded. Typically used for parents who have that kind of thing running in their family.
You can't modify yourself.
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it would be really difficult and you'd lack the facilities to handle it without getting infected yourself
And feminists immediately demanded a female version even though they don't have a penis
I don't understand the tongue thing.
Will it allow me to combine the lethality of ebola with the contagiousness of influenza? great idea
It's not my field but I'd guess because it's legitimately hard to beat the human immune system. You'd be better off making HIV more communicable.
As for why you can't use the kit to do this It's because it looks like a larpy piece of shit.
That thing there is why I don't admit to liking Rick and Morty. If most of the shows fanbase offed themselves, I would be fine with it.
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BAT SHIT CRAZY NIGGAS
so basically... nothing amirite? no one is stopping anyone who is knowledgeable and suicidal enough to actually do this.
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^THIS^ but with plants.
I love the taste but hate the texture of almost all fruits except apples. I look forward to eating coconut, pineapple, banana, kiwi, orange, and strawberry flavored apples. Breeder have already made a few interesting apple flavors like black licorice, orange tang, and "fruity" (pic) flavors but its very weak and takes forever to breed new ones.
t. apple farmer
>Lesbian scientist.
There's your answer.