Fucking Imperials

Daily reminder that if you sided with the Imperials you are a literal Jew worshipping cuck irl that deserves to be gassed.

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Reminder this game is shit

I've just never been a fan of the rebel narrative.

(((thalmor)))

Brotherhood masterrace

You need to calm the fuck down. The Dominion is our greatest ally.

Bethesda games are shit

Just about all games are shit user. Where tf have you been?

inb4 some fag with literally toddler reading skills says the dossier shows he's ulfric is a plant
read it again faggot
skyrim belongs to the nords

The Thalmor are based. Someone posted a thread on /r/teslore about why the thalmor are right and the nu males that inhabit the sub sperged out at him calling him a nazi and shit over a video game. Then they spent the next two days making threads about how the thalmor are le evil racist nazis and that it is wrongthink to side with the (((bad guys))) in a video game.

>imperials
>the only time Nords aren't incorrect in Wewuzzing
Talos was a Nord, the first Imperials were Nords.
The Nords saved Cyrodiil. Ulfric served in the legion.
The Dominion would just crush skyrim after the empire falls.
>le teutoburg
Heavy infantry will always beat light infantry, the Teutoburg forest was more of a loss for the Germans than the Romans in terms of manpower. Now apply that reasoning to the game, the Dominion have endless heavy infantry to throw at skyrim to subdue it. they also only need to take out High Hrothgar to unmake the world.

Thalmor are /ourguys/
>exterminate lesser races
>highly intelligent
>creative
>excellent seafarers
>best mages
>K selected

The Altmer are literally based on aryan ubermensch shit. They are definitely /ourguys./

I never got why nord stormcloaks were loved on this board. The Thalmor are literally aryan national socialists.

Based High Elf here, does anyone play as a red guard? They seem like backward savages, but I heard they are athletic and pretty good warriors.

Reminder that siding with ulfric is literally playing into the thalmors hands as they are prepared for the weak faggot WE WUZ NORDS army to be easily defeated due to starting a faggot civil war over fucking nothing. I'd rather side with the Jews for now than be overrun by disgusting knife eared Muslims

Game was shit forcing you to bend the knee to one faggot or the other when you're a knight in every hold, the leader of every major organization in the region, champion of half the Daedric lords, and the fucking literal Chosen One

You should have had an option to start your own faction and rule Skyrim.

Crusader Kings II is not shit.
Europa Universalis IV is not shit.
Witcher 3 is not shit.

Men are subhumans. They live for only 100 years and are rash beings with low impulse control. they are only one step above beastmen the niggers of tamriel.

Reminder that Ulfric is literally a Thalmor shill and that the war was intended as d&c against humans.

Imperials betrayed their most fierce allies in the Great War, Nords and Redguards.

There is no "happy" ending in this game.

I dont give a fuck if I'm a subhuman, im the dragonborn, and I'm not bowing down to some faggy elves because they want to prance around and be yet another subclass of jew in my hometown

Imperials are meds that's why they have the whole rome theme and the med look

And the Nords belong to the empire.

Now shut the fuck up about Talos and show a bit of patience and we can all get back to murdering elves together.

they also want to unmake Creation because they felt Lorkhan/Shor tricked the et'Ada into undoing their alleged divinity

>nord stormcloacks
It lets the beaners and arabs larp as whites.

How is it larping if it's in a game?

>tfw Bosmer Stormcloak
Am I jewing the jews or am I a jew getting jewed by jews?

Curved...swords!!!

>How is it larping if it's in a game?
m8....
it's in essence the same thing
pretty reasonable if you think about it.

I sided with Mr.House
Every single faction in skyrim is worthless.
And Ulrik is a jew-- thalmor shill

>Being this much of a cuck

Skyrim belongs to the Nords Moshe

Altmer = aryan masterrace
Bosmer = Featherniggers
Dunmer = Jews
Bretons = Celts/British/French
Nords = Vikangz
Imperials = Romans
Redguards = Kangz
Khajiit = Arabs
Argonians = Niggers

...

Nords will beat the thalmor because they have the dragonborn.

If you side with the Nords you literally feed the Empire into (((Thalmor))) hands as their goal was to start the civil war to destabilize the region.

Ulfric is literally a Thalmor plant.

>Thalmor
>much smaller than the so called "Empire"
>cucked the imperials anyway
Yeah
They are definitely the ubermensch

The main Aldmeri Dominion army was destroyed. Hammerfell alone was doing a good fight against the other front. Instead of it they pushed for a peace deal.

The Empire lost its biggest chance to finish the elves, now it is in a pretty bad situation, after losing the Redguards and the turmoil in Skyrim.

Looks like it is doomed.

Sorry for grammar.

>Argonians=Niggers

You take that fucking back.

Reminder that only the eastern nords of Skyrim side with the Stormcloaks

Most nords in the west are loyal imperial citizens that know Ulfric is just a rural & suburban retard chimping out

Pretty much. Although the lore is not so bad.

it triggers my autism when everyone misuses a term constantly and unrepentantly, like niggers

I agree except i don't think khajiit are arabs. gypsies maybe. arabs are probably just thrown in with redguards

>Dunmer = Jews
The gray quarter suddenly makes sense

(((stormcloak)))

I used to say this but after 1000 hours my arguement has lost credibility

Khajiit culture, at least in architecture, looks like south asian.

>supporting a provocateur in times of war
>playing as a snownigger (famous for being violent drunkards and idiots) that had lost everything - magics, shouts, even fucking smithing and live in homes with holes in everything
Right

I swear to God, after I am done with these dirty nords I will round up all those fucking argonian niggers and give them a taste of day of the rope

SKYS RIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS

At least they are not cucks like the Emperor.

>not knowing that Falkreath would have sided with the Stormcloaks had the Imperials not stepped in and thrown the original based Jarl In prison
obvious Lore-pleb is obvious

Except my guy rides dragons around and can single-handedly kill every thalmor in the world. Whoever the PC sides with wins. That's how TES works. History is made by individual people.

No matter which side you chose, it doesn't matter and the game is shit. Fuck Bethesda.
What does it even matter which side you choose? It's a fucking wasteland where every major city has only 5 people living in it. I really don't see what difference it makes whether Nords or Imperials run things. What difference will it make exactly? It's a typical static Bethesda world that revolves around the player. You could side with the Daedra, become some kind of a demon prince and it wouldn't make any difference.

If you know the history of Israel you can really make the Jew connection. The Chimer going to morrowind is literally a copy & paste of the story of Moses but in TES.

The whole setting of TES3 is basically Israel during the Roman era. Israel (morrowind) is occupied by the Romans (Imperials) and Jesus (nerevarine) comes back to fulfill the prophecy. Also Israel (Morrowind) had Tribes (Great houses)

I thought Orcs were the Nigs of the US?

I mean of Skyrim?

so to clarify altmer are germans and nords are scandinavian

if you look at eso art altmer have very German faces, especially males

Excuse me? Bethesda games are great. I've already bought three Skyrim Deluxe editions for my family this Holiday season.
I think we should all go out and purchase Fallout 4 and Skyrim at retail price, to show our family that we care.

I joined the imperials because storm cloaks are weak

>Empire is a multicultural "paradise" that cucks for elves.
>Stormcloaks are firm nationalists
>If Empire wins "refuges" get special treatment, welfare, and the chance to further replace native nords.
>"Refuges" under the Stormcloaks are expected to keep to their own, and work. And if they don't like it they can gtfo.

Stormcloak or gtfo

/Thread
It's fun to LARP, tho

shieeeet meant to reply to this guy

>playing as a Russian (famous for being violent drunkards and idiots) that had lost everything and live in homes with holes in everything

Wrong

Altmer = Far East Chinese Jews
Bosmer = Stans (Central Asians)
Dunmer = Middle Eastern
Bretons = Celts (Scott, Irish, Welsh, and literally Breton)
Nords = Germanic (German, Scandinavian, British)
Imperials = Latin (French, Hispanic, Italian, Romanian)
Redguards = Most noble Kangz
Khajiit = Gypsies
Argonians = Natives

>it triggers my autism

It's not live action or an RPG.
If the world doesn't respond to you and your actions, then it's not an RPG.

Orcs stay inside their strongholds while argonians are stealing, killing and dindunuffing all the time.
Let me remind you that even in oblivion, which happened long before skyrim, you had to retrieve some stolen shit from argonian dindus

They will never change
They will never assimilate

It actually belongs to the dark elves.

>Imperials=hispanic
fuck no, unless you mean actual spanish people.

Anyone in south america, all mestizos, are argonians. Argonian shit is very mayan / aztec looking

Agreed. Nords are, lore-wise, practically poison to elves. They are the anti-elf race. Nord people win over elves. However long it takes. They win, elves inevitably lose. It's basically magic-tier truth. I say again, when nords and elves fight, ultimately the nords win in the end.

They literally took over Skyrim from elves. They keep the dark elves after they destroyed themselves, where they belong; in the gutter. The half-breed breton forsaken elves get what they deserve, and orc quasi-elves are kept under the thumb. Bosmer stay in their little hippycarno forest of bullshit. Probably because they don't want to cease existing like the cavenigger dwemer elves, at the sight of Nord awesomeness.
Nords even stopped the Dominion from achieving total victory.
Essentially, the story of tamriel is one of thousands of years of Nords kicking elf ass, and also some other stuff happens.

People with the stick-to-the-empire mindset are wrong. They Empire needs their innately racally destined anti-elf nords, to beat pureblood elf ass for them. The nords however, don't need their Imperials. In fact, the imperials and their backers, need to go back to suckling Nord cock in their mouths, like the founding of the empire itself. Then, the human races can start to win again, instead of losing the control even of their niggers, lizard niggers, and dark elf niggers from ever letting ethnic cyrodildos start having say in jack shit in place of an ethnic nord ruling class.

Ulfric is a faggot that killed a married man and sit all the time with other gay men. I guess thalmor tortured him with pictures of naked women.

To be fair, you have to be autistic to understand TES. The lore is very autistic and most of it will fly over a non-autists head.

>Imperials force Skyrim to be cosmopolitan mixed race shithole
>Tensions arise between races as always
>Civil war gives you the option to create Nordic Ethno-State or be apart of the crumbling all inclusive Empire
>Dossier clearly states that it's not good for the Dominion if EITHER side wins the Civil War
>Bethesda is clearly pointing towards a Stormcloak victory in the lore
>Faggots still side with Impericucks because "Muh Rome!"
disgusting

>fuck no, unless you mean actual spanish people.

Did you read the parenthesis?

Hispanic means Spanish, Portuguese, Catatonian, all that shit there.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hispania

I am playing a Jewish dunmer character callled Shlomo Steinberg. I am on a mission to spread knowledge of the holocaust the racist Nord people, convincing them why they need to let in millions of Redguard and Dunmer immigrants into Skyrim and let them fuck their women.

Reminder that Falkreath is all rural & suburban retards. Educated city people sided with the Empire.

I can be russian in IRL, no need for games.

When most americans use the term hispanic they're talking about "latin" america

>if you played a game not the way i did or Trump would have done, you are literal human garbage
The absolute state of Sup Forums

This

The proper term for Latin Americans is Latin Americans, not Latins.

Mestizo works too.

Dunmer women are whores and they worship dickgirl-daedra, it will be nords who would be doing dicking.

Windhelm and Riften are cities just as good as Markarth and Solitude, Whiterun is neutral until Jarl Shlomo decides he likes the empires shekels more than his people.

Kek'd

Rural and suburban retards supported Ulfric.
Educated city people all supported Torygg.

>doesn't know the rural & suburban retards meme

Sweetie, no

The Imperials are heretics and should be ashamed. You don't see the dunmer rejecting Azura or the Orcs abandoning Mauloch even though it would be politically convenient

>siding with the annoying fag ulfric
gay

This one dindu nuffin

>Dominion would just crush skyrim

The (((elves))) can't even beat the dindu redguards. How are they going to beat the redguards and Skyrim at the same time?

>after the empire falls
>after

The Empire already fell. The self proclaimed "Emperor" has no dragon blood and is the slave of the elves.

Ulfric let me, a humble argonian newcomer to skyrim, join his stormcloaks. Dont let the empire lie about kind and brave Ulfric

Wasn't the stormcloak uprising a plant by the aldmeri Dominion? Other question is did you guys join the dark brotherhood or turn them in to the Oculus penititilus or however you spell it? I roleplayed and went imperials and killed the DB

youtube.com/watch?v=VCMwzg1PwGU&t=13s

start watching from 3:00 onwards

>Skyrim
The real question is which stronghold in Morrowind is the most /comfy/. Tel Uvirith, Rethan Manor, or Indarys Manor. Telvanni is clearly the best house, but Indarys Manor has a pretty high /comfy/ factor, as does Rethan since it rains there. Opinions?

The Thalmor are Jews, but you must take the redpill in this game. Like general tulius said before you kill him "The legion is what's keeping the dominion out of skyrim" If the imperials lose skyrim the dominion step in, you can't win against them with a bunch of pagan-like natives. With the legion the Jews stay out of skyrim. It's an annoying redpill when playing the game but that's how it is.

btw at the end of the video the dude gets raped by a vampire, some lulzy shit

Morrowind is Argonian now

replace Nords with Niggers and Elves with Whites and you have our current situation around the world.

Only the southern part. Nobody really knows how much of Morrowind the Argonians control or if they really have much control of it at all.

Can we talk about the real niggers of skyrim, the filthy khajit? It's no mystery why the name rhymes with pajeet. They're the epitome of we wuz. Almost as trash tier as the shitty argonians.

>The proper term for Latin Americans is Latin Americans, not Latins.

>Mestizo works too.

How about Half-Breed?

>nords in the west are loyal imperial citizens

Eastern Skyrim is where the pure Nords live. The West is full of Forsworn half breeds. Your whore mother cucked her husband with a tattoo mountain ape.