>Bad day for May [...] "I've never seen anything like it", predicting that the government might even fall apart, precipitating an election next year, Jeremy Corbyn as prime minister and Brexit never coming to pass. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41894534
>be bong >go out to corner halal shop to buy me a pack of biscuits and mustard >leave house >my neighbor ahmed is taking his wife to the park to graze >suddenly Salil as-Sawarim begins blaring from somewhere >diversity police van pulls up >OY MATE THIS A SOCIAL ZONE. >oh fuck. >ANTI SOCIAL BEHAVIOUR RESULTS IN 80 POUND FINE MATE AY? >I try to make up an excuse, promise I'll say hi to Ahmed next time >they take all my money and apply normative tan-spray to my face >go back home empty-handed >mom doesn't answer the interphone >she must be watching pastor Abdul Muhabi >Salil as-Sawarim begins playing again >oh hell no >they say they got reports of a creep stalking the appartment building >put me in rubber collar and take me to the station for further questioning Fucking nazis.
Easton Scott
Anime
Leo Phillips
>be romanian >get stabbed by gypsy
David Kelly
That's where you're wrong. We're all gypsy here.
Gavin Fisher
...
Brandon Ramirez
Whos going to end up her replacement?
John Nguyen
Who cares?
Grayson Moore
tunnocks teacakes desu
Levi Ross
Why does outerpol bully us?
Samuel Nelson
Do you really need to ask that? This country is pathetic, everything about it is shit. America might have a bigger problem with whites becoming a minority and illegal immigrants, etc but at least they still have constitutional protections (free speech, gun rights)
Logan Flores
the whole of yourop is like this but they only ever shill against us
Austin Torres
Bongbro's, if I want to buy a newspaper that gives okay-ish information about British politics and news, which one is the best?
I already know to torch my ass with the Guardian, but aside from that?
Jacob Parker
Europoors still mad about the referendum, mostly. 2 confirmed Krauts and 2 meme flags which are presumably Euros. And an American trying to distract attention from the latest shooting spree so the gubmint don't git his guns. And this
Aiden Nguyen
Just leave before it's too late. I left 2 years ago, now I have a fun job and I'm on track to marry a qt asian muslim girl and have lots of mixed race babies.
Nicholas Rogers
Not true at all.
A few countries in Europe are better than us when it comes to the things I have mentioned. Face it, Britain is a shithole.
Austin Morris
Just on the bus lads. No windows open. Full of coughing cunts. Wish I was still a NEET desu
Charles Barnes
>Replacing the only Minority Cabinet minister, who also happens to be a female Brexiteer. There's no one. I don't think Theresa May would let Kwasi in, due to him being a real conservative and the BLACKED, so there's no one.
Carson Sullivan
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41903960 Another day, another general officer warning about the STATE of the Armed Forces
Ayden Wright
>Free speech They kill you just like Russia if you say the wrong thing
>MUH GUNS This is a fucking meme. What are MUH GUNS gonna do to stop your government fucking you in every way? Nothing.
Elijah Ward
As a nation we need to boycott halal fast food shops. It sickens me that you all line their pockets with money they can go and buy bleach with.
Sebastian Sanchez
>armed forces cuts It won't happen, because MUH 2% is one of the Tories' key electoral material, plus it lets May fuck people up on the world stage, something rare nowadays.
Although saying that, if she did go below 2% and DONAL DRMPF condemned it, she would probably gain more votes than she would lose.
Liam Williams
Funnily enough I think that halal fried chicken tastes better than KFC
How can you be this fucking retarded? After getting caught having unauthorised secret meetings with Israeli leaders you lie about it, say Boris knew about them, when he denies it admit you lied and reveal several more meetings.
then you get away with it, only for even more secret meetings to be revealed.
Is she trying to get fired?
Colton Reed
Oh shut the fuck up, you stupid nigger. I didn’t mention anything about stopping the government. Guns are useful for defending yourself against animals like you and your family.
Wyatt Hernandez
Watch Joe Owens.
Cameron Collins
That's because it normally does. They are some shops that are so shit I wouldn't even die in them though.
>Guns are useful for defending yourself against animals like you and your family. Uh Oh! Jail for 10 years for shooting defenceless poor niggers! Hope your family are mentally strong enough to deal with all the abuse they're about to get!
Parker Allen
Stay jelly you cunt. I can't imagine stepping out my front door and seeing Romania every fucking day.
Isaac Lewis
How much of a fucking mess does this Tory government have to turn into before they're axed? Or is brit/pol/ still parroting Dacre's lines about the dangers of Corbyn?
Parker Ross
Was gonna get some ice cream that was on sale at Tescos last night but then I noticed it said Refugees Welcome on top of the tub so walked away in disgust. The fucking state of this country lads.
I'm in France lads. The 100 year war wasn't long enough, this country is shite.
Liam Hall
Hey Eddie
Leo Mitchell
Not just niggers, wiggers and leftists too desu. Leftists especially, since they’re going to end up killing all of us.
Nathaniel Davis
Where are you in France?
Ayden Reyes
In the countryside in Limoges.
Hunter Brooks
My gf lives in France so I've gotta go back there in 2 weeks. God I fucking hate it there. I hate your loud, obnoxious people and your dirty buildings. At least your trains are cheap as shit.
Sebastian Nguyen
Favourite chicken was a favourite of mine
Luis Gomez
>Paradise Papers: Prince Charles lobbied on climate policy after shares purchase bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41901175
When saw the headline I thought that he would have a share in Shlomo's Shacking Inc. But it's a fucking Sustainable Forestry company. STATE of the BBC's """investigation"""
Colton Cox
Neck yourself.
Luke Lee
Somebody explain what priti patel is doing wrong?
Leo Gonzalez
That's not the worst parts of that country, what do you hate about it?
If you had said Paris I would have agreed it needs to be nuked.
Luis Long
It's not Eddie, he wouldn't do the >UK is fucked let's all go to America XD! shit
Thanks for the confession Y**k, now turn that VPN off.
Jordan Nelson
>We want our Brexit cash boost - NHS boss
The health service should get the cash boost it was promised during the EU referendum, the head of the NHS in England is expected to say later.
Simon Stevens will use controversial claims used by Vote Leave to put the case for more money in a speech later.
During the referendum it was claimed £350m a week was sent to the EU and that would be better spent on the NHS.
The claim was widely contested at the time and ever since - it did not take into account the rebate the UK had nor the fact the UK benefited from investment from the EU. Some argued it proved highly influential in the referendum result.
Mr Stevens will tell delegates gathered in Birmingham: "The NHS wasn't on the ballot paper, but it was on the Battle Bus. Vote Leave for a better funded health service - £350m a week.
"Rather than our criticising these clear Brexit funding commitments to NHS patients - promises entered into by cabinet ministers and by MPs - the public want to see them honoured.
"Trust in democratic politics will not be strengthened if anyone now tries to argue: 'You voted Brexit, partly for a better funded health service. But precisely because of Brexit, you now can't have one.'
Chase Turner
His post made it quite obvious that he isn't a French native and is only visiting you absolute fucking idiot.
Julian Roberts
Holding undeclared meetings with a foreign government.
Where did I say that we should all go to America? I said they have constitutional protections which is much better than what we have. Next to fuck all.
Charles Hall
labour/lib dems are basically going after her for supporting israel under the guise of her doing sekrit wheeling and dealings with the jews which she probs is doing tee bee aich
Lucas Howard
Not gonna lie I've been up all night and I'm feeling very incomprehensible. I still hate France though.
Jacob Lewis
>Somebody explain what priti patel is doing wrong?
Meeting, accompanied by tory kikes, the kikes in charge of Isreal without telling her department minister, the PM, or anyone. The other side also kept it secret.
She came back from the meeting mysteriously wanting to cut all aid to Palestine.
Cooper Cooper
She doesn't have the authority to conduct foreign policy negotiations without telling the Foreign Secretary and the ambassador for the country she's in.
She broke the rules, and agreed to try and give aid money to Israel when she already knew the decision had been made not to.
She used May's weak position and the fact that she couldn't afford to lose any ministers to try and divert funds to Israel covertly.
Joseph Young
What does /pol think of the Royal family? I don't know what to make of them at times.
Jonathan Hall
Where's that user from yesterday that said nobody cares about the red bus anymore?
Blake Sanders
To be honest all the cities I've been to in France are London tier black, especially Paris. The thing that gets me around here is everything shuts super early and closes for lunch for like 2 hours.
Liam Diaz
Alright, sorry my bad >America will be fine in the end because they have guns XD!
Austin Clark
Your trains are fucking ridiculously overpriced. Had to take the London-Edinburgh one, and ended up sitting on the floor for 4 fucking hours, for over 100GBP.
David Howard
So when is the government actually going to collapse? It is basically a joke now
Colton Smith
COPE, are you actually a Lib Dem supporter?
I didn’t they say they would be fine in the end either. I acknowledged their problems with mass, often illegal immigration.
Charles Lopez
That's southern Europe for you lad. Everyone goes home and takes a nap, I am not kidding you. Then they are surprised when the economy crashes.
As for the amount of blacks, remember nogs hate trees. They naturally go where there aren't any.
Nathan Baker
We charge Belgians extra for obvious reasons
Matthew Gutierrez
>remember nogs hate trees. Nice rule. I'll remember that.
Daniel Foster
I didn't choose to be born with the EU one foot deep in my ass.
Xavier Murphy
And thank God for that! The alternative would be socialism.
Adam Miller
That's probably why you're all getting stabbed all the time.
Christopher Edwards
cheers
Thanks best answer
Aiden Cox
>COPE, are you actually a Lib Dem supporter? It's running on fumes m8 I don't know how much longer I can go on for There's just nowhere for me in politics really ATM, which is so had because before I could vote the Lib Dems were so good
Ryder Hughes
>Boris, Gove & Leadsom all fail to become PM >Boris continues to embarrass himself >Brexit won't happen until 2019 with a 2-year transition period on top of that >Patel is now getting the sack
The absolute state of Brexiteers.
Isaac Cook
>nogs hate trees
Hmm I have never seen nogs around forests or woods in the uk. How strange.
>Had to take the London-Edinburgh one, and ended up sitting on the floor for 4 fucking hours fucking kek Just know that's Virgin Trains East Coast next time use Virgin Trains. (Yes there is a massive difference)`
Luke Diaz
they were never good LOL
Carson Cooper
>Priti Patel is in Uganda IMPEACH MUSEVENI REEEE
WHAT HAPPENED TO PAKIS OUT WHITEY IN
Austin Jones
Spoil your ballot in the next election. There are no parties worth supporting.
Christian Scott
Why has he got the Nando's chicken logo on his flag?
Nicholas Walker
Surely this falls under treason?
Jonathan Davis
>be brit >have to live around utter shithole because most jobs concentrate there >because everyone wants to live around shithole prices raise ridiculously >can only afford to rent a roof in a ridiculously small flat one hour away from job at best >already crash half of income on rent >have to pay several hundreds of GBP just to go to work >rest is taken to pay for the NEETs and pakis >make just enough for food and netflix >hope you don't get sick because no money for NHS and people die in the corridor in winter
I wish I was describing something that is non-existent but I have several good friends in that situation
Michael Ross
Also I've just realised that Priti Patel is literally using 0.7% of our GDP as her plaything, with the biggest conflict of interest since Sinn Fein MP's
Ethan Williams
(((Dominic Raabi)))
Oliver Wilson
You would think so but it is highly unlikely she will be charged with anything. It won’t become a criminal matter.
Jonathan Cook
You expect the CPS to prove a criminal act in this clusterfuck?
No, at worst she broke the Ministerial code on transparency and integrity and she loses her office, becoming a backbencher.
Alexander Wright
Thanks for the tip.
Brandon Foster
>The Tory parties outreach policy.
Chase Williams
Nando's stole it, not the other way around Crested Crane has always been the symbol of Uganda
>Treason Charles Antony Lyndon says warguan babes
Colton Nelson
>remember nogs hate trees
10/10 observation Tintin
Sebastian Walker
>Patel was born in London to a Ugandan Indian migrant family.
Oh good, maybe she can stay there. Why didn't we just send all of the Ugandan pajeets to their country of origin again?
Jayden Wright
Hopefully it will undermine even more the necessity for our foreign aid budget
Ethan Jackson
>Le Everyone Is A Spy Except Me Man
I like Joey but he's impossible to take seriously.
Anthony Ortiz
>becoming a backbencher. Those are the best seats in the house. Is there any half valid reason to this?
James Perry
>Patel was born in London to a Ugandan Indian migrant family.
Hey, so was Charli XCX
Noah Ramirez
>Why didn't we just send all of the Ugandan pajeets to their country of origin again? Now user, I'm going to ask (You) this once, and once only.
Why did all the Ugandan Pajeets come here in a 48 hour period?
Grayson Ross
If Lib Dem grew a backbone and took a small govt stance I’d vote for them. Tories used to be the small govt party but now they want to make everything illegal
Nicholas Johnson
kek
You do you, I suppose.
Colton Johnson
Money. It's a choice between having no money and a lot lf time vs having some money and no time. The idea is to cuck myself for a few years and buy some property in eastern Europe.
>If Lib Dem grew a backbone and took a small govt stance I’d vote for them. Snooper's charter Lib Dems were fighting it for ages with Labour in lords but Labour said fuck off after 3 years
Anthony Collins
OI M8 I WAS DRIVING ME AUSTIN HEALEY DOWN TO THE BOBBY STATION AND I GOT KNIFED BY A PAKI
John Thomas
Because muh human rights and Idi Amin did nothing wrong?
Isaiah Rogers
Someone less hot.
Pretty Priti is being victimised because the rest of the Cabinet and journalistic establishment are intimidated by her beauty.
