What will you do when the internet goes offline?

Imagine it is an ordinary day like today. Suddenly, the internet is gone and you are slowly realizing there was a downtime worldwide.

How do you react in the next 24h?

How do you react after 3 days?

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how could internet crash like that. impossibvle.

like all addictions, everyone will go through a brief withdrawal phase and then everything will be fine again

DDoS -> Nameservers

EMP

Nuttin'. Lived quite well before the Internet came around in 1996 or thereabouts, at least that was when I got it. I know people who would not even realize if it went out.

Hope a lot of virtue signalers and mongrels born after 1990 kill themselves t bh. Maybe it will even de-brainfuck some of the degenerates since they can't get validation from tumblr anymore.

The only reason the kikes would shut it off is to hide something.

Go to work the next day as usual, see if there's any information or guidance on how to proceed. Probably turn on the news and go snag a newspaper

internet is protected from attacks like that. it can survive even from nuclear bombs.

internet will never go offline, faggot cucked VPN jew idiot pretening to be form german land.

sage.

A solar flare could end all electronics at anytime without warning

I go back into hibernation.

bullshit

American Mass Shooting in desperation for creating quality content

Play singleplayer games I've been putting off

Im more scared of Google making the historic of everybody public. Internet ending would be a good thing, in some sense

feverish masturbation

Sup Forums adapts and we all shitpost to each other through walkie-talkies

a powerful enough one could. not in civilized countries though. all major electrical infrastructure is protected against that shit

Half your Steam games are probably behind a network based DRM so good luck with that m8y

i have lots of porn, about 5 terabytes. i would make big amount of money selling my collection so internet crash would be win for me.

I have already downloaded bunch of porn so I'm good

Is it the important shit that will survive or Sup Forums's servers and your ISP?

Kill myself.

How would you distribute it without the internet,genius?

Watch my backlogged animu.

yes Sup Forums withstands nukes, thank god

He would probably use hard copies dumbass

I meant how would he reach his market, limp dick

what is mail..jeez burgers are getting out of reality.

I just start going through my backlog on my NAS and maybe grab the camera since foliage is looking nice lately.

Make an offline version of Sup Forums so I still have somewhere to shitpost.

local newspaper ads?

local newspaper ads?

spooks gonna spook.
I am so demoralized politically.
whatever they were up to, what am I going to do about it? 99.9999 precent of people are so far removed from the power levers there is no real hope of change. in the US everything is distored by corporate money, congress all votes for their donors interests, reb, dem, doesnt matter. hopsitals buy saline (a 30 cent product) for 500$ becuase no one can stand up to thier lobbying. food is packaged in plastic that every study says is unsafe except for the studys funded by the plastic industry.
we live in a corporatocracy.
the insurance companies get what they want, the people get scured. and everyone lies about it.

ok let me rephrase in a language you understand: CHING CHONG CHING CHONG DING DONG WING WONG

Flyers

read.... non-stop read the books i amassed, focus on meditating & working-out more

the internet has a collection of archived esoteric material that isn't totally summarized enough 2 b in books, so i instead choose not 2 read what i have now & read what it is i am now reading [esoterica]

come on please don't hurt my feelings.

this

What's the IQ of burgers again?

I play my physical copy vidya because im not a digitalcuck, maybe get a bit sun or read some of my books i've been putting off, practice guitar, watch the news on tv, visit family, possibly even get a gf. The possibilities are endless.

I would be the coolest guy in town with all of my books and non-electronic record sets. Hope you're not using iCloud to store your music the rest of the normies ;)
Oh and I have tons of muscle mags with pic related. I'm set!

I live in america, spending days to weeks without power isnt uncommon.

You must live in North Carolina...

Print off my best pictures and roam the streets yelling kek until I find someone to exchange pictures with.

close, about 5 hours away.

This

Start killing everything before me in a hate fueld rage before its returned to me.

(((They))) would lose some measure of control if the web died. I'll take (Things that will never fucking happen) for 1000 shekels, Alex.

wow, maybe this is what needs to happen to fix our countries.
maybe if we got off of the tv and internet then wed regrow backbones

Ohh Nordbot

you said it best brother

ill be dancing on the graves of the banking system on day 3 (ʘʘ)

i think i'll be fine

will be interesting how many autists hang them selves after the 1st day

analog... i love it !!!

My power was off today actually and I napped in a hammock most of the day. Top tier comfy desu

Laugh at jew coin miners

than pray that there will be enough cash around so you can make money... since we live in an almost cashless society the banks go bust the 2. day the interwebs are gone.

otherwise do u trade some vids for a can of ravioli ?

Nice lol the power going out was my excuse to not go to school for a week sometimes in NC as a kid lol fucking swamp world out there

This. but with more degeneracy. I'd welcome it though.

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Shitposts irl, of course. Those IOTBW guys got it right.

I start killing germans and taking my reparations by force

Be a terrible c++ programmer.

NC here too but I'm around Raleigh. Power still goes out all the damn time.