meanwhile inside the Sup Forums trench ...
Meanwhile inside the Sup Forums trench
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Im stuck on ze western front
And so are you!
>I can't wait to go back to germany and see all the Jews trying to start a commie civil war and performing SRS in Berlin.
>Hans where is my flamethrower
all calm on the western front...for now.
For the moment, we can rest, but always have your guard duty in mind, anons. the watch never ends.
I just gonna die.
Give me eine handgranate.
Flammenwerfer team is fueled up
or alternatively
I can't wait to die to defend some inbred family's honor
>quit horsing around with your gas mask, Soldat Adolf - you might need it someday.
Gentlemen, the first thing we must do, to defeat the jew, is to become the jew.
Hans, start fighting rats for scraps.
Don't bother ducking, the men don't like it and it doesn't do any good.
America must win this war. Therefore I will work, I will save, I will sacrifice; I will endure. I will fight cheerfully and do my utmost as if the issue of the whole struggle depended on me alone.
>and lo he said unto them, "Fuck the Germans"
we've lost objective apples
In our Virginia trench, it's just a bunch of dead bodies. (sigh)
Slanesh was too much for us.
Where are our helmets?
ah shit i nicked my finger on this rusted metal, i hope i don't die of dysentery.
Guys, I think I'm at the objective!
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>Dat nigga just whacked my ass
Reminder that Western Civilization died on the fields of Europe as an entire generation of the best men on the planet killed each other for nothing at all, creating an irreversible dysgenic effect among the European population.
Brb hotpockets just defend europoors
200 metres over there ? Sure, no problem
I'll trade 3 bullets for a a pack of ciggi-
*artillery shells exploding*
If you guys never saw Oh, What a Lovely War, you're missing out.
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It's even got a cheeky Aussie cunt number.
Poor argentino fellow.
Oh shit! IT'S GAS!
Tell me Vasilije why the fuck do i have to rot away in this trench because of some Bosnian nigger who killed the archduke?
why dont we just stop shooting?
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>yes goyim stop shooting we're all the same its the upper class who are the real enemy
>cycling your bolt by hand
anyone got a jar i can borrow?
>look at no-mans land through periscope
>a mess of barbed wire
>artillery exploding every few seconds
>manned machine gun nests
>snipers looking for any head or helmet that they see rise above the ground
>whistle blows to go over the top
>yfw
Are there any good books about the Balkans in WWI? I was reading about the road they were building through Albania and how about 70,000 men died building 15 or so miles of highway.
underrated
you can have the one i've been using to store my cummies
Are Slavs white?
no
Turkish rape-babies no. The rest are.
Hey did you guys notice the man with the hunch back rubbing his hands while we were boarding the train?
I'd be the kid crying with pissed pants
GUYS LOOK YOU RUN FASTER WITH A KNIFE OUT!
>Balkon
Balcony? lol
>Wanting to wield a flamethrower
Why take the risk, user?
Use a flame tank.
He's from your country man, don't make fun.
Sell me on the British army in WWII user. All I hear is that Monty was overly cautious compared to Patton and y'all were BTFO @ Dunkirk.
WHO KEEPS JIZZING INSIDE MY FUCKING HELMET