When will you guys realize that the devil was the good guy all along

when will you guys realize that the devil was the good guy all along

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>low IQ kiddy reasoning

Everytime

If the devil is the opposite of god in theology and god is omnipotent and real then the devil has no power and isn’t real

>MUH NEPHILIM!

What idiot thinks that the devil is supposed to be the "opposite" of god?
The devil is barely mentioned in the bible. His basic role is to hate god's creation, all of it. He is also described as the one who's opinion will not change.
>hates creation
>cannot change opinion
>probably a fag
Yeah, he is basically a liberal I guess.

vaginas look like pentagrams. penises do not. what do you think the jew star represents? penis vagina

kys

this is now a good guy satan thread

Fucking this

>implying lucifer gives a shit about morality

>when you're still 19 and believe in "the devil"

I'm into gay demon porn. Like demons with huge cocks. Fuck ya.

wtf i love child abuse and rape now?

get mad, hope your friends are starting to die of AIDS

haha i am le so edgy satanist but not really haha it's just a form of atheism but seriously abortion and sodomy are virtues

>Devil

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>Even leaf gets it
Quit being an embarrassment to the stars and stripes and neck yourself faggot.

>human nature is bestiality
>condemns you to being clothed and dying and wedding females rather than Christ
>video game may mays; see pic
>that wasnt a man
>teacher her his penis
>is the only one already judged; he punishes nothing; is ultimate bitch; cannot breathe without being told to; and will melt in his own furnace one day
>chimped out beforehand and accepts nothing; hates all mankind and does nothing but lie and slither on his belly eating dust

devil in this thread archive.is/oBkug

Prometheus was the good guy for giving humanity fire. Tortured by Zeus for all eternity.
Lucifer (the light bringer) was the good guy for giving humanity knowledge of good and evil. Tortured by god for all eternity.
God(s) aren’t your friend.

This thread is cancer.
Deus vult.

fallen angels only like women. it's the only way to craft nephilim. and long hair. i have neither
truvada. doesnt work on gashes

>tfw even the leaf gets it

satan did nothing wrong

What if satan was one of us?

Just a stranger on the bus??

Would you even care???

When are you dumb leftist cunts going to shut your dumb fucking holes and thank God in your minds eye for the suffering he has graciously giving you.

>adam and eve are still alive
>bred the first murderer
>Shaytan dindu muffin! we wuz! ribbit.

God allows the devil to exist

this

oh look more edgy faggots from r/atheism

I'm surprised you didn't forget to remove "tumblr" from the file name desu

+++ Grade for you OP +++

hi trump

>being this delusional
Go read some books or something, dumbass.

They look like Turkish women.

arent they so nasty!?

Look, sorry if I hurt your feelings. I don't really have any issues with your sexual preference, could not possibly care less. I'm happy for you and support your right to get married because the Constitution says you can't discriminate based on sex or gender and I'm a Constitutionalist. When I say (and I think most people) say "fag" it has nothing to do with homosexuality. Although there are some negative connotations in that direction which I freely admit to. It's more a reference to a "flamer" who also isn't an independent thinker if that's somehow less offensive to you. If not, I don't really care. Seriously, noboby gives a shit that you're gay.
That said, the OP is a moron.

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can confirm, i am in this thread, sup guise
p.s.- everyone get off my nuts, go get on jesus nuts that's what he's for i ain't your motherfuckin (((god)))
fucking backpackers

it means you want to use me as fire as fuel to burn witches and other faggots. and then everybody asks me to blow them anyways and nazis put faggots on their symbols

Holy shit I haven't seen this forced Sup Forums meme in like 10 years.

He isn't the opposite of god he is the absence of god, stupid fucking leftists can't make a point without strawmaning

vaginas look like lips and penis loks like mushrooms

the lucifer incarnate

Yeh, when you start thinking, "And what if Jesus is the Devil??"", your head starting really spinning, buddy..

>be god
>be omnipotent
>cant even create a perfect slave (lucifer)
>cant even defeat/kill him, only expel him
>lucifer corrupts(liberates) your new experiment
>be omnipotent but cant return them to their previous state

the christian god isnt omnipotent, and according to the bible he actually fears lucifer

why are republigoyim stars upside down on their logo and the democratic ones are not? what does an upside down five pointed star symbolise anyways? the devil. golden dawn is a shekels logo. Christ was anything but a nazi

in that they kill us?

No, it means I want you to shut up and go do your own thing away from me. Not mindlessly parrot the opinions that are handed to you by people that want to destroy the concepts of western culture.

I've seen a lot of autistic posts on this site but Jesus Christ

Good'ol saytin,the first revolutionary .

Look too the Greeks

Fuck off kike

you dont get to be a lying soft bitchass pansy around me and backpeddle like a fish or command me. especially after the fact. you had an entire south park episode to cover for this. you cut and paste the very concept of homo atop everything. it means you want to burn me. nigger people have thrown garbage and bags of ice on me while i sleep alone and they screw females. or drive by. i dont care. but own it. stop splitting hairs and being a word smith. all this garbage makes me more Christian anyways. like i should be. like we all should be

When you realize after the 3rd great World War between Christians, Atheists, and Islam, the Jew plans to implement Luciferianism for the masses of asses that remain.

Too tired and beaten down by the devastating War, they willingly accept.

yet he liberates the human

THEYRE DEAD

It was never a test of faith, god and satan were always thought to be symbolical representations for both good and evil yet no one conceded to look further and realize that this wasn't the case.

god and satan are defined as ignorance and knowledge. god represents our refusal to reason whereas the devil is our courage to seek truth. the bible was never mean't to be taken as a codex of laws it was a testament to humanities stupidity, a divine comedy one can suppose.

The 'devil', Satan, is a punishing arm of God, a removed and independent derivation of himself. He is both temptation and the punishment for falling into temptation. If God is omnipotent then he is clearly capable of creating something that is fundamentally opposed to himself. If Satan is a punisher of the sinful, God must be the opposite. If Satan exists to subvert and tempt the corruptible, God must exist for the opposite.

There are a million ways to look at this but that is the way that makes the most sense to me. Very little in the bible has harsh dichotomy in so far as the definitions of these more abstract things, and even when that dichotomy exists there are often other parts of the bible that might give it a different meaning.

>aids is now fully controlable
>all sex diseases will be

get mad, god "punishments" will get overrided

we dont know everything right now. and yet. eden is so far away and those two whores are dead

..taken from the Bible, Lucifer rebelled against a demonic system..and is still rebelling 'till this day..an extremely powerful force in the development of Western thought, what is Western civilization but rebellion against the established order? If a people doesn't rebel, it remains in mud huts.

Don't be retarded. The devil wants to BE god, not some diametric opposition to him.

youre here to lie because if you were right adam and eve would be the only ones here. theyre not

not all
some open eyes

...

reminder that in most Christian nations in Europe slavery was outlawed centuries before the enlightened classical liberal colonies whos founders were nearly all Masons (who literally worship Lucifer)

>God creates free will
>Gives free will to angels
>Tells them all sorts of cool shit
>Oh btw don't tell the humans
>Even though they'll benefit from it, I need the slave labor for my garden
>Angel does it anyway
>REEEEEE STOP THAT WHY WON'T YOU FOLLOW MY COMMANDS REEEEEEEEE
I mean Satan isn't the bad guy, but he's more of a tragic hero or anti-hero. In a sense you could say that Satan merely wanted to share some OP knowledge - and remember too technically he didn't cause the fall of man. That was women.
I still wouldn't worship him though if you live in an area that's predominantly Christian. God will fuck your shit up after you die if you do so.

i know which super mario mushrooms youre talking about. theyll kill ya. vaginas are lips because that kills the "penis" mushroom and also kills the man and the woman too

I'm really amazed at how few people make this connection, especially because the Hellenistic tradition (i.e. the Aryan tradition) gives us logic, reason, science, mathematics, and philosophy. The Abrahamic tradition (i.e. the Semitic tradition) gives us darkness, ignorance, misery, and superstition.

Why don't people understand this?

free will doesnt exist

this

they want boot lickers, they have fragile egos

wat? on the contrary my friend, why does god allow us to be a constant torture to you

>allow
>constantly "corrupting" his creation and cant do anything to stop him
>send archangels to kill him (who fail)

Putin hacked the bible

I don't even know what you're trying to say but the more it becomes clear that you should probably be removed. It has nothing to do with you liking dick. Yeah, go die though.

Old Testament doesn't have a Satin or a hell, ask a Jew. In OTJob Satin's role is a prosecutor.
NT sketchy.

>God tells people that they are forbidden from doing something yet they are capable of doing so
Either God's like the Wizard of Oz, all show no true god-like power, or free will exists.

you are retarded. youre a little prick. you try and take back your garbage and then do nothing but lie and triple down in lies. ofc you claim to not understand. i dont accept your apology. youre already dead. read about nephilims and biblical words and figures more. youre a murderer. not my problem

>youre going to die
>you wont die
>eats it and dies
why do you lie?
also. forget about my dying. youre already spiritually dead. to live is Christ to die is to gain. hate your family to be a disciple. etc et

OT has Sheol and I'm pretty sure Satan is mentioned in the book of Job

You'll have to expand that man on what you're saying man..ok.. standard narrative, God creates Adam and Eve, says do what you like but don't eat that fruit, it will kill you. Lucifer has a word and says nah it won't kill you..try it..Adam n Eve try it, realize they are naked (i.e. have been in a state of unawareness, animal like, child-like)..what has the Devil done wrong there? If you are going to buy the narrative, you have to accept the all Powerful, all Super-Nice God has actually lied to you..maybe God and the Devil are on the same side ultimately to try and get you human chumps to wake up and take responsibility for your lives..but yeah, the modern version of the Devil owes nothing to the Ancient..I can feel myself going all gnostic at this rate..

fucken women. he fucked a woman on purpose because she's retarded and has no breath of life nor came from ground like man did. and serpent got cast down to. and used to tend, for man. so all these nudity and tits covering questions arose. and that's not a talking apple nor any apple. it's serpent seed. God goes on to directly talk to the serpent. about his seed. but yeah. serpent seed doesnt exist

There was no religion in the garden of Eden. God said, if you eat from that tree you will die. Lucifer lied and said if you eat from that tree you will know right from wrong and become like gods. After eating from the tree they saw that they were naked and felt ashamed, they had swallowed the lie of Lucifer and created the first rule in their new religion and had left God. Satan the liar is the origin of religion and all religions lead to death. Jesus Christ liberate us from the lie of Lucifer and return us to life with God.

this is so stupid, this would mean that YAHWVE is prometheus and the devil is Zeus, fuckface

this

this
lucifer refused to be gods perfect slave


we will defeat the dremiurgue

god "supposedly" has a great plan in which we all are part, so he knows if a person is going to be good or bad even before they are born, so no free will
yet his plan is constantly getting sabotaged by us humans or lucifer
god neither is omnipotent, neither is "good"

The whole concept of good and evil was different. In order to arrive at the good you would have to travel dangerous lands, often overcoming evil itself. And sometimes evil Gods would represent themselves as good, which necessitated a deep knowledge of both good and evil so as to protect oneself from these trickster Gods.

It seems that the Gods of punishment come to power, and this is not really a law so much as a lesson. Often this happens in conjunction with the fall of the ages, but Christianity seems to take this all-powerful God of punishment and law as the only God.

It some way, I think this makes it impossible for the return of a golden age.

>the devil hates rape
We are hitting retard levels that shouldnt be possible

when you are death incarnate AND your bday is on Halloween. What should I do about hedonistic degenerates pol?

they literally died, it isn't that the fruit kills you instantly, is that it makes you mortal, makes you get into the material cycle, humanity was spiritual up till that point

Millennium S02E21
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>Why don't people understand this?
because its a retarded theory pushed by 15yo edgelords

this

>basically same god and lucifer story
>lel they are inverted, there is no way god can be such son of a bitch

Words are just human constructs to convey feelings. The God of Christianity is against all of those things in OP's pic and will be forever since he created the world and created what is right and wrong. Anyone who is a murderer, child abuser, sexist, rapist, or for slavery and saying that they do so under the pretense of God is not actually a Christian nor or they doing Gods will.

I think when Christ said people would do so many horrendous things and say that they were doing so under the guidance of Christ and would meet him only for Christ to say 'i never knew thee' is basically this. Lots of attrocities have happened in the world in the name of many things, some in the name of God. Few were justified. Terrible bait. Then again I did respond. I just hate satanists, you guys are the worst, must reprehensible smug losers on the planet.

this, adam and eve traded their immortality for knowledge. It can be argued that neither God nor the serpent lied to them.

whether you believe in the Judeo-Christian God or not, there is a battle taking place between good and evil. Call it whatever the fuck you want.

>the earth is a pear
what happened?
>the serpent didnt lie
God doesnt lie. but the serpent is a coiled bundle of nothing but lies
>why did you listen to your help meet?
>cuz the apple brainwashed me
>apples make you live forever and not reproducing in bestial sin

Hrsw called the accuser, retard. His job is to be a bitch. The problem is he took it too serious and became a bitch.

>not understanding how God gave humans free will.
Consider the garden a womb, when we ate the apple we were ready to be born into the world. God's prime motivation was creating a being with free will (something god himself, in a way, lacks).

there's an old tale that Adam was with the Goddess Lilith way before Eve..you're viewing the Devil through a Christian optic, which is fine, but he was around way before the time of Jesus, and known in many cultures around the World. It's true, arguably, he's not entirely on humanity's side, but as he isn't human, why should we expect him to be? nevertheless, it's hard to argue he's been actively seeking the downfall of humanity..on the contrary..unless you prefer living like animals of course, then by all means..

wrong

>be burger
>be defender of freedom
>yet waste most of your political history trying to crush: alcohol, then "racemixing", then porn, then fags, among other things

if there is a god he doesnt want you to be free, according to the bible

freedom is antichristian

adam and eve werent jews but lilith is fake. this whole thing draws upon the shekinah hoax and is why baphomet is a tranny. relates to platonic complementarity too. more pagan BS

>Prometheus created mankind.
Yahwhe created mankind.
>Prometheus gave mankind fire.
Yahwhe made mankind above all other creation, in the bible's words "in our image".
>Zeus didn't like this, Zeus did sth relating a snake and a woman to mankind.
Devil tricking men into going out the path of fire.
>Mankind was forever fucked.
Mankind forever fucked
>Prometheus was bound to do a sensless repetitive task.
AKA: God trying to re-kindle the fire in their creation and failing against the devil's pandora trickery.


Honestly lad, its pretty straightfowardly like that, it also explains why the devil seems to overpower god.