>reading through Shakespeare >getting immersed in the incredible language and characters, starting to appreciate the rhythm of the verse >all of a sudden, Shakespeare starts talking about cucking >in basically every play there's a bunch of jokes about people getting cucked, or people actually getting cucked >quit, decide to move on to Ulysses, because I heard it's the next best thing >The ENTIRE book is about a guy being cucked >people are talking about how the ending is so beautiful and positive and life-affirming but I can only see it as a dumb self-absorbed roastie remembering happy times right after she cucks her poor husband >decide to read Madame Bovary because I heard that she was a great female character and I wanted to restore my faith in women by connecting with her >the whole book is about her FUCKING KEKING HER HUSBAND because he was fucking BORING and because of selfish fucking fairy tale FANTASIES in her head >Decide, oh Chaucer couldn't be all that bad, because it was back when everyone was religious, start reading The Miller's Tale >The WHOLE BOOK IS ABOUT FUCKING KEKS, with Chaucer making cucking look like a fun little FUCKING JOKE >throw it in the trash out of disgust >opt for the safest route I can think of, The Bible, because obviously the holiest book in the planet wouldnt be so impure >Abraham is going around fucking KEKING EVERYONE, and saying God made me do it, and no one gives a SHIT >think, maybe I should just stop reading literary stuff and read more information based books >start reading Mythology by Hamilton >Zeus is literally KEKING everyone constantly, the greek myths are FILLED with examples of people being constantly cucked >Think, holy shit maybe I need to read more contemporary stuff, all the old books are just filled with cucking
That's it. I'm done with literature. I gave it a chance. And ALL YOU FUCKING FAGS CAN TALK ABOUT IS KEKING. fucking STOP TALKING ABOUT KEKING STOP IT STOP YOUFUCKING FAGGOTS I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
it's because western culture enjoys being cucked, it's ingrained within its subconscious ever since the fags of the ancient greeks
William Wilson
This
Iliad is basically a huge cuckfest
Anthony Campbell
Great post OP has been awhile since Ive seen this much quality
Christian Brooks
Okay, to rephrase myself. Almost no cucking involved. But there is incest tho, but turin didn't know+ he was cursed, so it doesn't count
Gabriel Hughes
It's a cuck or be cucked world lad. The great literary masters knew this. One of the most ancient pieces of wisdom.
Noah Reyes
Ishmael cucks the whale with the BNC
Jordan Bell
Just read the kyballion and throw everything else to the trash.
Gabriel Jones
You are probably preprogrammed to understand in those lines.
Maybe focus on something else, they must have some societal message, or some other perspective to understand the text from. :)
Joshua Wilson
>Be Bedouin shepherd, hiking around the Dead Sea >Pause for a moment on a rocky outcrop to watch the sunrise >A glint from a nearby cave catches the corner of your eye >You descend into the cave and find a sea of ancient clay jars >You pick one up, and immediately realise that some kind of ancient artefact >Your heart is pounding through your chest - this is the discovery of the century >You gently prise the lid from the clay jar >Your heart sinks slightly as you realise that it's not filled with gold, but with scrolls of text >Still, your curiosity remains and you delicately unravel the scroll - the first eyes to glimpse these precious ancient secrets in millennia >Despite your lack of schooling, you can just about make out some of the words >זין שחור גדול עבות
Levi Sullivan
>Just read some stuff by tolkien. No cucking involved there
