RIP Rand Paul

1 in 3 chance of him dying within a year from the beating he was given by #NeverTrumper neighbour.

Please only roll digits 3-9 in this thread to lend him good fortune

let's see what happens to rand

Bump and good luck to Paul and his family

He must live so he can become president in 2024 after Trump Makes America Great Again.

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00 you son of a goddamn bitch

damn

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last two Digits are his chance of survival

Kek wills it

If he dies, it will be lock & load time

the second time in one year a left winger tried to assassinate him. surprise surprise, the media doesnt give a shit and refuses to connect the dots because theyre the ones amping these maniacs up.

please get well rand paul.

Noooooooooo

...user please. you dont know what your doing wielding those digits
>Pic related
>BEGINS

Oh shit nigger

nice

RIP Rand

>If he dies, he will become a martyr.
>If he lives we still have a Paul like his father in Congress.

What the fuck happened?

Rene Boucher's facebook

Has a motive for the attack been released?

Nigga is already dead.

Neighbor is gonna be sweating this out for a long time. Even if he dies 10-years from now he can still be charged for it.

he'll be fine

t.nurse

Just kidding last two digits are his real chance of survival

Welp, that's it

These death stats are for people with diseases which pump fluid continually into their lungs, not for a one off bleed.

fucking kill yourself right now mass-reply fag

Too late hes already gone.

he was hired by mossad

>and that mother fucker is still out on cheap bond
There's no point in peace anymore

What have you dine you monster?

A raging leftist went to his house and beat him within an inch of his life

pic related

yeah, i'm sure he'll die from an infected rib 10 years from now

Some libcuck literally tried to assassinate Trump during the nominations and no one knows about it becuase the media buried it.

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That's one way to send off the legacy of his namesake, the disgusting ratlike subhuman Jew catlady. Good riddance.

That's what he gets for being a lolbertarian scumbag

Good luck Rand

Achmed why so concerned about burger politics :^)

Wow and when I saw the shitty neighbors lawyer said it was trivial. It just makes them look shittier. They should be charged with attempted premeditated murder.

I'm not even joking!

But he's the only politician I like. I hope they throw the book at the faggot that did this.

What did he do to get almost beaten to death?

meme flag

Disagree'd with him. Different thought.

Rand doesn't deserve this fate

He didn't oppose Trump at every turn.

minor misdemeanor nigga.
And you thought the Illuminati was all-powerful? Until you meet The Home Owners Association, you ain't met shit. Now, get off my lawrn.

soyboys can't take a friendly punch in ribs without breaking

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This is a study about hospitalized people. Like, very old cancer patients and bedridden diaper pissers and shit. Fluid in the lungs, often from pneumonia, is the ultimate cause of death in, yeah, like 32% of people laying in a hospital for their last months or years.

>pleural effusion
So fluid in the chest cavity. I've had that from a bacterial infection, just spent a week with chest tubes in me, didnt die.

If Randlet the manlet dies its civil war right?

OH SHIT. KEK WILLS IT

Get well soon Rand. And I hope somebody hangs his commie fucking neighbor. If someone hanged that cocksucker justice would be served.

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Except by them.

please no

If Rand dies will they finally give the guy new charges?

Show tits

I believe those stats refer to effusion caused by an underlying pathology rather than an injury. I don't think Paul has any pathology that's fucking up his lungs.

HOA rep said Paul was a shitty neighbor that didn't take care of his lawn, and they got into a dispute. (Rand was mowing his lawn at the time of the attack, and his neighbor blindsided him.)

How can you die to that

Just puncture the lung and let it leak out. Or just cut out the whole lung, you can survive with one.

What a shitty roll. Never speak to KEK again.

So what actually happened? We know 99% that he wasn't beaten by a #NeverTrump neighbor because that is what the (((media))) is reporting. Thoughts?

Beautiful. Thank you user.

you fucking NIGGER

>Trying to kill someone because of how they mow their lawn
Literal autism

That's the best lie he could come up with?

>He never cuts his lawn so I beat his ass for cutting his lawn

>Even if he dies 10-years from now he can still be charged for it.
Not his neighbor's fault that Rand is a frail manlet.

There's a big difference in pleural effusion due to disease and pleural effusion due to trauma.

checked

Congress is exempt from ACA, he'll be fine.

that's not the problem, the problem is the massive increase in chance of infection inside the chest cavity doing so

why are libs so violent

>soyboys can't take a friendly punch in ribs without breaking
Frail lolbertarian manlets BTFO!

Ron is going to be just fine. It takes a lot more than some busted ribs to take him out. He'll be inside the FED within the next 12 mo.

So leak the lung and pump him full of antibiotics.

Except this chances are due to pleural effusion caused by illness/disease whereas his is caused by physical trauma. For his they drain it and it stays drained whereas from illness they fill back up.

The assailant was an outspoken socialist and his social media was covered in anti-republican and anti-Trump rhetoric.

Any claims aside from political are desperate attempts at deception.

champagne socialist neighbor unset that Rand's lawn looks better.

I wonder if that fuckstick at GQ regrets writing that article trying to somehow blame Rand for getting attacked by his crazy leftist neighbor over a made-up lawn dispute?

>conservative country fans get massacred
>church goers get massacred
>leading Republican politician gets almost beaten to death

And absolute no reaction or revenge from the right side. Pathetic!

Damn you.

He'll be fine.

rand didnt get hospitalised this is fake news

God speed based manlet.

If the media dedicates a quarter of page 10 (or electronic equivalent) to his death then you just know he was properly assassinated rather than it being a happy coincidence for them.

Please no kek

On the contrary, I hope politics was pointedly to blame. Because it will forever be misunderstood as a neighbor fight, and that’s hilarious. What a way to suffer a debilitating injury! Couldn’t have happened to a better guy!

Kek wills it. Exactly 1000 posts later.

Sauce?

> be prominent libertarian
> not hiring private security forces on the free market for adequate protection
> getting your frail manlet body pushed in

who's really at fault here?

kek has spoken

Good luck, Rand. May Kek smile upon you.

Someone cap this. If he fucking dies this nigger is to blame and fuck KEK for doing this to us

You're right but its less fun

Kek is a cruel master. Cruel, cruel.